We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

Walking To A Date

I was walking with mama to a blind date scheduled with a reportedly nice guy...a few years younger than me....I was wearing my hi heel Mary Jane pumps and frilly white ankle sox and white shortie peasant dress....it just about covered my panties but it kept climbing up so about half of my ass cold be seen...
I had my little pull along cart with me to give me more stability....I didnt want to wse a cane.....lately sometimes I have to stop and rest especially if I was going to walk long distances with my date...Mama asked me why I didn't dress in a more demure manner..."you're such a nice young lady""you shoud dress like it" "I don't want you to dress likeI this she motioned with distate to my exposed legs and panties"I told her..."Mama,I have just a little while to impress this young fella.I can show him how nice I am on a second date".... "Don't I look young like this?
"I can be so good for a young guy.....you'll see..." "In a few dates I can show him my paintings and pottery" Further on the way a couple of young kids yelled a me"Hey grandma,let go of your pullcart and let's Fuck"My face turned bright red as I pulled my peasant shortie dress down....I stumbled in my heels a little.....I looked at mama as I started to have my doubts...."Why don't you call off the date? and make it for next week ?"she asked me "He's waiting for me there now...Idropped mama off at the beauty parlor and walked a little further to the restaurant.... When I arrived at the restaurant the kind waiter seated me at a table for two by the window.....I waited for a while....after twenty minutes of waiting I ordered something light...a lettuce and tomato salad with Lemon juice.....I was a little hungryI ordered a cream cheese sandwichon toasted white bread.......Then I noticed few tables away a guy was seated with a bunch of friends kept looking my way.....he seemed smart aleky to me.....after a while I realised....he was the date....he was scoping me out with his buddies and girlfriends.....I guess I didn't pass his test....:( I surreptitiously took my panties off and left them in my little pull cart....I walked past the table where my no show date was and did a slow walk to the rest room....they all had a gander at my thunder thighs and jiggly ass and dark hairy pussy......"Perhaps he want me now "I fantasized....I asked the waiter for the check I hope my Mary Jane heels and ankle sox that a kind internet boyfriend gave me made me look a little younger or more "desireable"for them.....;)I asked for the check.....I gave the waiters a nice little tip....He was very nice to me....I gave my number on a little slip....Thank you Honey I smiled to him....hey ,you never know;)I winked at him and said"One moment my love"While I slipped back into my panties.....I picked mama up from the hair stylist and we talked....... "He turned out to be a dud mom"....."Ohh well,Honey""You'll keep trying my love"......I hugged and kissed her for that......

  • Caught Giving My Husband A Bj At My Parents

    My husband and I were staying at my parents during Christmas time. We decided to stay a week since we lived 6 hours away and don’t get there much

    I knew that we probably wouldn’t be able to have sex there but we figured if we could have sex that would be great. If not oh well.

    Christmas Eve my husband was really horny. My parents and I were sitting in the four seasons room while my husband was in the basement doing some work. I excused myself and headed to the basement

    I opened up my husbands pants and held his underwear under his balls as I started to suck him. I thought I’d surprise him with a bj and he didn’t argue one bit

    I’m sucking my husband and all we hear is oh my god. I looked and there was my mom. She caught us. And had a perfect view of my husband’s hard dick. I stood up while my husband pulled his underwear up and headed up to the bedroom

    My mom came down to fold laundry and didn’t expect to get that view. What surprised me was after my husband said he was going to shower my mom said you best go finish him.

    Survey Time...

    OK, to readers. I ask the question... What is the craziest, kinky, wild, embarrassing, disgusting (whatever you call it) sexual act you ever did??? I will start with something I did a long time ago.

    I sucked off a horse! Yes, I did it. 1070's, teenager on an Indiana farm. Me and a cousin in the barn when we saw a horse in his excited state. It was huge, like 18 inches. We were joking when my cousin dared me to "touch it". I got under the horse grabbed it and pointed it toward her. We were both laughing like crazy. I don't know what made me do it but I looked at my cousin and said "watch this". I started stroking it with both hands and tried to put the head in my mouth. It was too big, but I licked and slurped on the tip as I stroked. It only took a minute or two when the horse started cumming all over me. O-M-G, it looked like someone poured thick milk all over my face and chest.

    Anyone else have any kinky secrets!

  • Benefits Of Dating An Older Married Woman

    About a year ago I moved to town for work. I’m from down south but transferred to take on more responsibilities at work and make more money. It was a significant pay bump and they would be paying for my move and rent for about a year. Nice area lots of people walking gym close by that I ended up joining. I’d either go before work when it was very quiet which was nice or after work when it was packed and lots of eye candy. I used this place as most single guys do to pick up women. I hooked up with a few girls some where my age some where a bit older a total of about 5 women 3 of the where single 2 where married. The single women took a little bit more effort a few dates before any skin on skin but eventually they caved. The other 2 had time restrictions so it was more of hey your really good looking hey so are you want to grab a drink I’d love to but my husband might get mad. Let’s not tell him and go and talk in the parking lot. Slurp slurp finger finger let’s get in the back seat. Did this a few times with these 2 before easing back because they wanted a more serious relationship and I’d tell them let’s just work out and use each other as FWB. One got mad the other said ok.

    Then one early morning I run into this very attractive woman dirty blond short nice rack nice round little ass working out alone. She was mayb 5 foot tall 120 lbs. She introduced herself to me and is chatting me up. I’m talking asked about why im here told her that i sometimes work out in the evenings she said the same thing she talk non stop. We finished on the treadmill and we had worked out together and had finished. I straight up told her that I really enjoyed working out with her and I’d love to work her out again. She smirked as I asked for her number. She really thought about it and she took my phone sent a text with her full name and a kissy face. As we walked out she said that she would text me later when she was going to work out. We both went in for a hug and I gave her a kiss and told her that would be great. She kissed back without hesitation. That evening I got a text asking what I was doing jokingly I said that I was thinking about texting her because I was just sitting at home. I sent her my address told her I was close to the gym. She waited a bit then text me back and said she would come by for a drink so we could chat. She live led with in a 10 minute walk. She stayed for about an hour and in that hour I stuffed her like cheap white. She was short and tight her tights bounded around as she rode me. Watching her little mouth stretch around my cock was amazing. Never said it hurt no matter where I fucked her and she let me in every hole.

    This went on for a a few weeks before she sat me down and told me that she felt bad because she had been lying to me and was starting to have strong feelings for me. She told me she was married with kids and she felt bad for not telling me. I already knew the way she acted I knew I acted shocked which led for some really kinky sex. Over the course of months we started buying and building quiet a collection of toys and porn. I found her a suction chord dildo that she could place in my shower or my floor and ride it as she sucked me off. At work I had made a few friends and started golfing. It was a Saturday afternoon I had a golf tournament that morning and had finished up and was going to run home change and hang out with one of the guys named Pete who was a little older but super cool. Single and liked to pick up on women. By now my little married momma had access to my home since we where in a full blown relationship. She had known I had a tournament but what I didn’t realize was that she as at my place and was going to surprise me with a private show. As I opened the front door I could hear music and what i thought was moaning. She had the dildo suctioned up on the coffee table me that was a solid slab of granite she was facing away from us so all we could see was that she was going up and down and working the dildo. I talked dirty to her told her to keep working it for me she said that she was making a movie meaning the camera was on. She was on the verge of cumming when we walked over and unloaded her. She was surprised to see Pete but her climax made her forget. I took her by the hand lifted her up and placed her on all 4s I sold my cock into her mouth and offered my buddy Pete the other side. We fucked her that afternoon and k tot hr evening. She sucked a lot of dick took dick up the ass and in the puss. When she went home I had to drive her as she was sore and had walked. When I pulled next to her drive way I pounded her one more time. Since then Pete and I have given her a DP which she liked after a bit. She said it took some getting used to but it eventually felt good. Her husband has no clue that she will be our entertainment after my golf round tomorrow. She is going to try all 4 of us.

    Caught With An Old Woman .

    From about 14 . I had fantasised about fucking old women . I like to watch granny porn Watching them getting cream pies . I visted a site for contacting older women . I arranged to visit a 70 year old at home . For her age she looked good . We were both naked and i was fucking her on the couch . Her daughter walked in just as i was cumming . Making an unexpected visit . What could i say . The daugher walked out without saying anything and left in her car . I got dressed and left . Never contacting the woman in the future . I would have enjoyed fucking her any time .

  • One Last Fling

    I’m getting married the first of June and my friends had me a bachelorette party in another city two weekends ago.
    They had a male stripper come in to give me a lap dance then to my surprise had another room paid for so he could take me for a last fling. He was a very handsome guy so I was a little attracted to him and decided to do it.
    Knowing I wasn’t on birth control they gave me a couple of condoms which we used one having sex.
    I got extremely aroused during the sex which lasted for an amazingly long time. When we were finally finished I made sure the condom didn’t come off before he was out. Then I checked it to make sure it was ok and it was full.
    When my period was supposed to come this past Wednesday I was late. By yesterday I was in a panic so I took a pregnancy test.
    I got pregnant !!!!
    My fiancé has been working out of town for several weeks so we haven’t been together so there’s no doubt who got me pregnant.
    I will have to arrange for an abortion hopefully to keep him from finding out.

    Powerful Prits Pretty Pink Panties

    Prits is a beautiful Indian young woman that lives in Australia. My name is James and I dated Prits a few years ago. I did cheat on her but she was able to completely enact a Girl Power revenge plot that has been repeatedly told in feminist circles to this day. This is the brief description of that true story.

    Prits always possessed a special quality of mystery and seduction. She broke up with me after she discovered that I cheated on her. But she came across a woman that empowered her with magical abilities to create spells. In this case, Prits took a tiny pair of effeminate pink panties and attached the spell on them. Whoever was wearing the magical pink panty would be over-whelmed with an insatiable craving to constantly suck cocks.

    It became Prits’ goal to make me wear those little pink panties. She used her beauty, charm, and natural skills of seduction on me. It was quite easy for her to get me wearing those panties for her. The moment I put them on, I was struck with a powerful constant craving that was undeniable. I wanted to suck cocks more than anything. Prits’ revenge plot had worked perfectly.

    I spent hours and hours sucking, slurping, slobbering, and swallowing on dozens of cocks. Somehow, I possessed extremely advanced blowjob skills that brought every throbbing cock in my mouth to incredible eruption. I was fed mouthful after mouthful of cum. Prits laughed so hard as I guzzled gallons of cum. It was so intensely embarrassing for me.

    You might think that my sucking off 48 cocks in one day was sufficient revenge for Prits. But she and four of her Indian female friends determined that I should keep busy the next day as well. So I sucked off 62 cocks the very next day. I was so cumdrunk that I was dizzy and forgot my name. It was the most embarrassment that I had ever experienced.

    I wore those tiny pink panties for three straight days and was the sluttiest cumslut ever. Prits and her friends laughed with hysterical amusement at my mind-numbing embarrassment. I could not resist! I simply had to suck all those cocks! The Girl Power revenge was epic! Prits giggled and said, “Served as deserved James! You will wear those panties every other day from now on!” Oh the embarrassment.

    I blush to confess that Prits and her magical pink panties have kept me bobbing and slurping on cock at a world-record setting pace. Prits and her friends tease me non-stop as I blush and slurpy slurp with insatiable passion. I am so embarrasssed! When I’m not gobbling cocks and guzzling cum, I am blushing and whimpering in defeat. Prits and her Girl Power totally rules my world.

    Sweet Talking Big Guy

    I have been married for almost 15 years have a son in his teens. Life is vanilla at home. Husband works a lot we have sex once a month go to diner once a week blah blah. I cut hair for a living I’m a hair dresser so I talk I talk a lot. I’m that big tall girl your wife is friends with. I’m 5 foot 10 around 195 to 205 lbs. Strawberry blond big tits had them lifted big hips big ass. I’m a big girl but curvy I dress appropriate show some tit leggings shoes my hips and the occasional camel toe in leggings. I cut hair for guys and girls. The guys the very well and the older they are the less hair they have the easier the money comes. Il cut stand in front of there face lean in and make sure my tits dangle in there face. Most guys that are married have hit on me. I’m that women who you tell your friends she is big and not your type but given the chance you would fuck every hole I gave up. One married guy is very attractive same age as I am tall dark handsome type get me wet. Not going to lie I accidentally put my tits on his face and he accidentally has places his hands on my hips and ass. He asked how early I could cut his hair one time. We set up an appointment and we have keys to the place so it’s at 8 in the morning. It took 15 minutes to trim his hair and an hour for him to cum inside me. I cut his hair there was no one there he got up to pay me I purposely wore a low cut top and a skirt dress. I was bent over the front desk getting fucked before I knew it. Decent sized cock not the biggest I ever had but did and hit the right spots. At first it was only supposed to be once a month then he asked for it in a few weeks then I asked for it the next day then I started meeting him at work. Then he got a promotion and is out and about during the day. Now I meet him in the morning and early afternoon. By the time I get home I’m well fucked full of cum in my ass pussy or mouth. A few months in he has this party to attended at his HQ in another state. I lie and managed to go with him claiming to be headed with my bestie. That weekend I had my first Male female female encounter. This black chic and I ate and licked each other as he fucked both of us. It felt great and that was only the first night. The next 2 nights I was spent with my legs in the air dick in my ass and kitty. Don’t think I can handle loosing him he says the same.

    Buddys Huge Cock

    I have always thought of myself as a straight man and am happily married to my wife. However, lately i have become a lot more curious and have been wanting to suck my buddys huge cock. Does this make me bi or gay?

  • Caught In The Act For The First Time

    Won’t lie. I’m a shy guy. Always have been so that’s probably why I’m still a virgin.
    No biggie to me as I’m happy in my life.

    I masturbate daily. Usually. Feels good and I enjoy it. Normally I do it in the morning when I wake up and before bed too. I got an oddly high sex drive for my age

    Laying in bed Friday night at around 9pm. Got my briefs pulled down mid thigh as I’m stroking my dick. Nothing fancy down there. I’m 6” and uncut with low hanging balls. Pretty average guy

    I live with my mom. I had a bedroom and bathroom added onto the back side of the house just for me 3 years ago. Just made sense to do and I sold my house.

    So there I am. AirPods in. iPad has porn on it and I’m stroking my dick and my mom walks in. I didn’t notice her at first and she got an eye full of what I was doing.

    I got out of bed as I was pulling my briefs up and knocking my iPad over so she didn’t see the porn. As I’m standing and trying to reposition myself in my briefs she doesn’t leave

    Then she asks if she just walked in on me masturbating. I was like obviously and asked what she needed. But she obviously forgot because of what she just saw. Then says I should had knocked but your door wasn’t shut all the way.

    As she’s leaving she stops and says make sure you clean under your foreskin before bed. I tell her yes I know that I’ve been doing it for many years now

    Once the door was shut I felt so embarrassed. Especially getting caught at my age. But I resumed what I was doing in the shower with the door locked