We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

His Mom Knew

Back in high school I had this major crush for Robbie he was a year younger. We took the same bus but different stops. We hung out and showed up at the same school events and shared the same lunch table. I knew he wanted me but too shy to make the process happen. One day I got off the bus at his stop and followed him home. After entering the house, I called home and told my mom I would be home later. We chatted about class and started watching a movie. Then out of nowhere he kissed me. I then returned the kiss. Then he got brave and asked if we could go lay down. I replied sure. He led me to his room. We laid and went back to kissing and started the fourplay. I didn't resist and he was exploring my breasts and body. Then I returned the favor and rubbed his cock. Oh, the look on his face. I unbuttoned my jeans and slid them off and toss them on floor. He unzipped his pants. I said hold on take the pants off, He maned up. Wasn't expecting him to be a virgin. Had to help him glide his dick inside me. About 60 seconds later nature kicked in. He's thrusting away. Then I heard a noise the door opened, and his mom was watching, I gave her a smile and a head shake. She knew I was having an orgasm smiled back and gently closed the door.

  • I Married A Mama's Boy

    I was at the time the HR girl at work. I turned 29 and out of some sort of dark humor, I sent two pictures to my supervisor, of me naked at 19 and then at 29, which one did he like better. He didn't laugh, or seem interested, he came down on me hard. For violating company rules, for exposing myself like that naked, for even thinking he would think that was a good idea. Boy, had I uncovered something.

    So first off, it turned out he saw me as personal property. He had me on a pedestal. Some form of perfect woman. He got to the point of telling me that I would never again do that, have naked pictures of me. When he found out I had dozens and dozens of selfies and pictures taken with other girls, he forced me to wipe them off my phone. He didn't want anyone seeing me naked. Well what about a doctor? That's different, he told me.

    I asked him, seeing that he saw me as personal property, what was he going to do about it? If he wanted me to do what he said, then I would need a ring on my finger. I went with him, I followed him, on foot, to the courthouse and when the judge asked me if I was there freely, I said yes and got married.

    He was embarrassed to see me naked in person. I had to 'force' him into fulfilling his masculine duties. He was embarrassed to tell people he was married. He had a hard time telling his mother. I spread my legs in the kitchen, on the couch in the living room, in bed before nighty night time. I showed him tits and ass, all the time. And forced him to fulfill his masculine duties. When I met his mother, it all came together. Yes, ma'am, I had married a mama's boy.

    Was God Upset With This Guy ?

    About six months after my husband's death. I attended a party at his old motorcycle club house. I hooked up with some of the old ladies and caught up on old news. After a few coke and rums I was in the mood to suck on a juicy dick. I ended up with one of his old club brothers. Thier club house was an old two and half story building with a small room in the loft. He led me up to this room. Set up as a bedroom well you know for a quick fuck with one of the old ladies. He sat down on a chair, and I kneeled down between his legs. I then unzipped and unbuckled his pants. Releasing his dick. Leaned down and started sucking his dick. I felt his dick get hard. At one point I wanted a view. Because something wasn't just right So I consolidated on licking the head and kissing it. OH My God his stiffie looked like a ballpark hotdog. I thought poor guy. So, I went back and took him as far as I could down my throat. About five minutes later my throat was coated with his load. Wasn't what I wanted but he was happy.

  • Took My Bride To A Nude Beach

    I guess I shot myself in the foot - or dick. When we were first married, I was hoping to get my wife to be less inhibited. She was very nervous about being seen naked. I took her to a nude beach (we live near one of the largest). When we were walking to it she gasped when she saw the first nude guy. Her eyes fixed on his penis and she said, "Wow."

    We set out a blanket, I stripped naked, and after some encouragement so did she. She sat with her knees together and pulled up to reveal as little as possible.

    A guy walked up to us and started talking to her, ignoring me. His limp dick was the longest I've seen, maybe 7 inches, and he was swinging it inches from my face. There was a cool breeze and my penis starkly contrasted, about the size of an acorn. As he talked to my new wife, her breathing became more labored, she lowered her legs and spread them apart. Her pussy was glistening with moisture and her hole was open. Thinking back it's pretty hot, but at the time I was very embarrassed. When the guy got ready to leave, he looked at my penis and smirked.

    It's been 5 years since we visited that beach. Every time we fucked after that she seemed distracted and told me that she can't get "those big dicks" out of her mind. She says she prefers what I do with my tongue, and I'm her "good little pussy licker." That's pretty much all I'm allowed to do now.

    Awkward Moment

    So a few days ago and I feel weird about it but also turned on I was in bed with a friend who’s years older than me, for reference she’s 63 black female and I’m 36, we did the usual take things slow and started out kissing feeling one another, I had my hands on her ass and she had hers on my balls and working my shaft, things progressed naturally and she layed on her back and I brought her legs around my waist telling her to hold be in. As I’m pumping away and feeling her cum and get wet I go in for a kiss as and to suck on her nipples, I don’t know what came over me but my head came up and close to climaxing I had her put a finger in my ass and blurted out “I love you mommy” and started to shoot ropes of cum in her.

  • I Stopped But I’m So Ashamed And Embarrassed

    I’m an assistant to the owner of a small firm. I’m 23 and have been married for a little over a year.
    Since starting my job about a year ago my boss and I have become good friends as well as associates.
    A couple of months ago we had an evening dinner meeting with some clients. At dinner we had a couple of bottles of wine. I don’t drink much so I got very relaxed and a little tipsy.
    After the dinner my boss and I walked back to our cars which were parked in the parking garage at our office. He is a very handsome man in his early 40’s, married with two children.
    When we got to my car he surprised me turning me around kissing me. I was just relaxed enough to let my feelings towards him show by kissing him back.
    The next thing I knew we’re in the backseat of my car making out. I let him go as far as foreplay with his fingers getting me extremely horny. However when we were ready to go the next step I chicken out which was a good thing because I later realized I had been very fertile.
    Things have not changed at work but I feel very embarrassed around him knowing I let him go that far.
    I’m also ashamed that I basically cheated on my husband and could have easily gotten pregnant had I not chickened out at the last minute.

    Shaving During Family Vacation

    Was on vacation with my parents over the holidays. Kinda unplanned for me as it was a last minute decision but when my mom asked me to come along I said okay

    Packed my clothes and headed off with them. Never once dawned on me that I should pack a few bikinis for the trip. So we stopped at a place for me to get one to wear for the day.

    I haven’t shaved my pubic area in 3 years so my vagina was fairly hair. I had a pretty decent bush. I never planned to wear a bikini or else I would had shaved

    So after finding a bikini I liked I had to awkwardly tell my mom if I put it on in the restroom my hair would be poking out. My mom right in front of my dad asks if I had a bush. She says no problem we can just go back to the hotel room real quick. My dad chimes in and says I brought extra razors

    So my parents sat in the hotel room as I hopped in the shower real quick to shave my pubes off. So awkward!

    But once I came out my mom asked if I was good and I said yes just give me a second to put some lotion on.

    Then we headed out to a beach.

    Just My Luck To Have Males In My Life Who Want To Hug Me

    I may have said this before. I had, have, an aversion to men touching me. I don't have an explanation of where it comes from. In addition I have an aversion to dark parking lots. I parked on the street for my job so I didn't use the basement parking. I turned 28 and my coworkers had cake for me in the office breakroom. The CFO came and sat beside me. He kept touching my arm, hand, thigh while he asked me questions.

    I got up to serve coffee and hoped to sit across the table, but my coworkers all conspired for me to sit next to him. When the reception was over he hugged me and kissed my cheek. I went to my desk to breathe. Two female coworkers stopped by to comment on how much he liked me.

    From then on he took liberties, always touching me, hugging me, kissing me. The kisses began on the cheek but gravitated to my mouth. They became long deep kisses, real long. With eye contact. My coworkers made room for him to get near me, to sit me beside him, to look the other way when he kissed me.

    One lunch he asked me to drive him, and he asked why I didn't use the building parking. I had to tell him about my phobia. The next thing is the building created four reserved spots next to the building and one spot was my reserved spot, close to the door. The hugs became long hugs with caresses, long kisses on the mouth, I was always being set up to be with him. One day he kissed me and told me he wanted to take me home with him. He was all over me, caressing me, feeling me up, kissing me, taking my clothes off. Until he had me fully naked and he made love with me. After making love he held me close to him talking to me.

    I was told by a coworker that he mentioned he was taking me home to live with him. There was no escaping from it, living with him, sleeping with him, not to mention having sex with him. And working with him. He drove me to and from work and walked me from and to his car in the parking garage.

    I controlled my urge to run, to escape him. I prepared for bed in the bathroom, before getting in bed with my back to him. He reached around me, caressed my breasts, held me to him. Turning me under him. He talked to me while he was actively having sex with me. He told me I was perfect for him, wife material. I had to marry him, I was pregnant. I stayed home after the birth of my baby.

    I'm now a stay at home Mom with two sons. I find I have the same feeling when my sons are hugging me. They are males, I don't know if I would have these feelings if I had girls instead of boys.

    I have talked with a psychologist. But nothing helps. My men are huggers, and kissers. Of all things to happen to me I have males who are touchers, huggers, kissers, snugglers. I have a lifetime ahead of me.

    Caught Fucking In A Boat

    My wife and I have been married 35 years and long before the wedding we were having some summer fun on a large inland lake. I had a 15 foot runabout speedboat and we were way out in the middle of the said lake without a soul around. Eventually since no one was around we started fucking on the floor between the seats.

    The sun was hot and so was my cock going in her pussy. We became lost in each other. As I was pounding away during this most special "Afternoon Delight' all of a sudden I heard another boat motor. Without time to think, a pontoon boat with Mom, Dad, Grandma, Grandpa, and the kids pulled up beside us and asked if we were all right. I've never been caught fucking by so many people at once and have never been do embarrassed. We both kept our heads down and waited for them to leave after they discovered we really didn't need any help.

    To this day some 40 years later, I wonder how many that were on that pontoon boat tell the story of catching a couple young people fucking in the middle of Higgins Lake.

  • Homeless Head

    One day when i was driving back from the bar someone yelled at my truck so I spun the block. It ended up being a homeless lady who thought i was her friend and she needed a ride somewhere. Could have been the beer, Could have been her massive tits hanging out but i said hop in. After conversation for a few minutes she said she would repay me for my good deed and i said Oh yeah how so? So she pulls her big DD tota out and puts my hand on them. Then she grabs my already growing cock and asks me if im a good boy or a naughty boy. I told her to pull it out and find out. While im driving she starts giving me some great head while i play with her ass. Before long i pull over and am fucking her throat while she complains about my cock being to thick. Before long i tell her to bend over and fuck her silly before i pull out and cum all over her tittys. I dropped her off down the street and gave her a fake name and phine number to call. I shoulda gone back to fuck her 19 year old daughter like she said though!