We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

The Memories Of A Christmas Celebration Still Lingers 3 Years Later.

It all started with games that went from bad to worse which caused my wife to be the only casualty of raw sex in front of everyone. Now i am not one of those who fancied wife sharing or wife swapping. I think of it as being demonic for people to share their partners with others when they could simply focus on how they can up the notch to enjoy their own partner.

Three(3) years ago my work friends and i had our usual link up to eat and drink the holidays away. We the boys were playing domino while the wives were around the kitchen preparing and serving food and drinks. The evening got old when everyone started drinking really heavy. My wife is definitely not a drinker but when a challenge was raised by one of the husband who boasted that his wife can consume more shots of alcohol than the other wives, everyone started jeering as they found it to be very interesting.

My wife were the first to say "NO WAY" but she were totally out-powered and out-numbered when they all came down at her in a jovial way that is by telling her to be a good sport.
I wanted to quietly tell her don't bow to that kind of pressure but all eyes were on me as they wanted me to help convinced her to join in. But like the fool i am, i then join the mob which is the breaking straw that convinced her to go along with it. The wives were really going at it head to head. They drank nearly 2 quarts of alcohol that have them all stoned drunk then they started making fools of themselves. (At least my wife were at the head of the pack).

My wife brain by now had gone to a very distant land where she have never been before. I picked up that she knew nothing much about her new surrounding. The husband who started the whole thing in the first place then boosted his wife to show off her sexy underwear that he said he think is the sexiest of the bunch. Now my reserve wife who is very much shy were the first to lift her skirt and exposed her mesh underwear. The others then followed but within minutes my wife were the only one who stripped down to her panties where everyone could see her pussy through the mesh fabric.

She lost control thereafter and ended up releasing one of my friend's cock out of his jeans then she shifted her panty seat and lowered herself onto him to very loud cheers. She rode him aggressively for less than 2 minutes then he nutted in her. She were not done yet as 2 of the others ended fucking her raw and the first one who nutted early in her licked her pussy which send her totally over the edge. She trembled hard during her orgasm and the pleasurable sound that were coming out of her i have never heard before even to this day. A month later i relocated to another state where i now work at a relatively new firm with lots of new friends.

  • I Ruined My Entire Family Get Together This Year.

    I am very much appalled as to what had happened last night into this morning. Our family get together had turned to shame and disgrace and disappointment all round.
    I am writing this with tears that i wish could washed away the emotional pain i'm now experiencing.

    Our family get together was held this year at one of my aunt's house. Almost everyone in attendance had to flew in for the occasion from all over the world. My oldest sister whom i have an estrange relationship with had also travelled with her 2 sons who were born in Germany. I have never seen them in real life before now. The oldest is 17 who i gathered is still in high school. He is very tight muscled and good looking. I found myself admiring him a little too much and also having conversation with him the least chance i get. It's like flirting with my own nephew.

    Now the saddest part is that i ended up fucking him and everyone is now aware of it.
    His mother (my sister) was somehow watching how close i were to him and asked him where were we when everyone else were looking for us. She pressed him to talk then he told her i took him to the woods and sat on his dick till he ejaculated. She got very upset and came to me in the presence of everyone with a loud outburst about what her son had told her.
    The silence was deafening after which everyone avoided me for the rest of the night. We were schedule to be here for the rest of this week but i gathered my sister and her family and a couple more family members had left to go by one of the other's house.

    I ruined our family get together which might be the least of it. But for me, what is more devastating is how i will be able live pass this shame for the rest of my life.

    Working For Tips

    I work as a server in a club frequented by middle aged men on expense accounts. One customer asked me when presented with the pay machine tip screen 'is this tips for tits'. I answered him with an expletive. He scrolled down to type in his amount, zero.

    I was pretty angry, and my coworkers says I should have puffed out my chest and I would have walked away with a 20% tip.

    The next time I'll blow it off and get the twenty percent. The bills don't ever go down.

  • Traveling With My Uncle

    I was traveling with my uncle home for Christmas we had a 20 hour drive so we had to stop over night somewhere. We booked into a motel it only had one bed in the room. I wasn’t worried about sleeping in the same bed with him my aunt had toldf me they don’t have sex anymore he doesn’t get hard.
    I showered first then him then we went to have some dinner after that it was time for bed.
    He said turn off the light I’m going to get ready for bed, strange I thought, anyway we were in bed he says good night and rolls over and goes to sleep I knew he was tired we’d just driven 13 hours.
    Sometime in the night his hand found mine nothing bad about that until he placed it on his very hard dick, I pulled it away quickly thinking about what my aunt had said. By now he had placed my hand back on it again this time I wasn’t that big of a shock so I just went with it, he definitely wasn’t the longest I’d felt he was about 7 inches but wow he was definitely the fattest I’d ever had my hand on it was larger than a can of coke then I feel my pussy tingle.
    He didn’t try and touch me and I don’t know why so I took his hand and led it to my very damp pants. He was ever so calm he massaged every bit of my pussy through my knickers I reached down pulling them down as far as I could and whispered take them off, he didn’t miss a beat he had them off in a flash.
    Not thinking much by now I wet he was hard so I just went straight down and tried to take his very fat dick into my mouth, there was no way I could get it in so I just licked it to make it as wet as I could in preparation for him to get it in me, I came back up and said you better finish what you started he was so gentle me as I could feel my tight vigina spreading, little by little he kept going until he was all in me. My mind went straight back to what my aunt had said once again as I thought she might be the one with the problem as he kept going in and out of me. I don’t know how long it lasted but it was the best sex I’d ever had and yes I let him cum inside me I was on the pill so I had nothing to worry about.
    Morning came I could hear he was in the shower as I laid there thinking how wonderful he had pleased me then he walked back into the room his dick wasn’t what you would call soft but it wasn’t hard either.
    I just looked at him smiled and said would you like me to get that in my mouth this morning? He walked straight to me without saying anything, I grabbed it and started sucking then to my surprise he got really hard again I was on fire I just threw back the blanket and opened my legs without saying a thing he climbed between my legs lined up his magnificent dick and started pushing into me again I was a little sore for the first few minutes then he just started fucking me so hard, after about 20 minutes I feel him get really hard and then blast another load into my very wet stretched pussy. We both showered got in the car and started driving we spoke about what we done and I assured him I wouldn’t say anything to anyone.
    We arrived my aunt gave me a big hug and told me where I was sleeping. I thought a little disappointing after what I had last night.
    We had Christmas together then for the drive back she said I hope you’re not too bored driving back with him I smiled and said no he’s ok to travel with.
    We would’ve have been up the road an hour and I said I want to suck you he just smiled and said don’t forget tonight and I said I can’t wait.
    Not sure if he had sex with my aunt while we were there and I didn’t care as long as I got some of that beautiful dick before he dropped me back home.
    He worked another hour up the road from me and I said I’ll be visiting you every weekend I can. I did visit he did fuck me sometimes more than I ready for but I wasn’t going to say no just in case he found somebody else.
    Him my aunt are still together she still complaining he doesn’t get hard anymore but I definitely know it’s not him it must be something she’s doing wrong because I’m enjoying the best dick I’ve ever had

    Man Was She Pist

    Ok so i started dating this hot little ticket a few weeks back. We met at the gym she is single I'm technically single she’s in her early 20s a couple of years younger than me. Hot dirty blond thin waist small tits legs and a round ass. We get along and sex is good really good. Have been seeing her more and more as we get to know each other better. I say technically single because I was smashing a few older women firm the gym. One in particular a small bleach blond milf. A true milf married with kids in her late 40s who I met at the gym. I hit on her for a while she caved and we went out for coffee after a workout. She made me work for it took my time kissing and feeling flirting and after a few weeks I fucked her little 5 foot frame like she had never been fucked before. She cummed the hardest by far of any of the girls and women I had ever fucked. I’m talking legs shaking cursing orgasms her screaming for me to fuck harder. Having a woman tel you that you own them while she cumms is the absolute best feeling ever. So I’m having my fun with this cougar and am starting to slowly stop talking to her and am interested in my younger newer girl. Erica my new girl invited me over for her parents open house Christmas shindig. It’s a nice place we have plan on stopping in for a visit before we head out with my friends. She introduced me to her dad and then went and we found her mom. She was talking to some people and had her back to us when she turned around it was odd as fuck as she was the cougar I had totally been banging. I then realized why sex with Erica was good she reminded of her mom. While she had not let me fuck her ass yet we had talked about it. Her moms ass was amazing. Her mom said very little but gave me the side eye and this look. The following time I was with her mom she made me tell her everything I had done with her daughter. She then proceeded to give me the absolute best sex I had ever had head pussy ass then back to finish in her mouth. Cleaning up the mess had me close to Cumming and would stop right before making me tell her who was the best at this. Of course I’d tell her it was her and she would bring me close again until I came. So for now I get to fuck both until the shit hits the fan. Her moms super jealous and has purposely fucked me knowing her daughter would be with me later in the day. It is hot to have Erica lick my cock after her moms been on it with her ass or pussy juice. I think I found the one but comes in a package. That’s what her mom said if it gets serious

  • Very Confused

    I am so confused I have no idea what to do.

    I’m 36 and my older sister is 42. We are both married to our high school sweethearts.

    A few weeks ago I stopped by her house after going shopping but she was out. I was standing behind their sofa in the family room looking at TV.

    I’ve always considered her husband very attractive but never had any idea he looked at me in anyway except his sister-in-law.

    When he came up behind me putting his arms around me for some reason I didn’t say anything then he kissed me on the neck. I still didn’t say anything because I was actually flattered by his attention.

    Then I felt him raising my skirt. I called out his name in surprise but when he ran his hand between my legs I just said of my god as he quickly put his fingers in me.

    The next thing I knew he bent me over the sofa back as he continued getting me extremely aroused knowing what was going to happen. He took his time once he did bringing me to an incredible climax before finishing in me.

    Afterwards we talked about what had happened agreeing it couldn’t happen again but that both had enjoyed the experience.

    My husband and I use condoms for birth control so when I missed my period I’m almost certain it’s not his.

    If I confess what happened it would tear the family apart so I’m very confused on what I should do. I’m sure my brother-in-law will question if it’s his even though I never said anything about not being on birth control.

    My Dad Shouldn’t Had Seen That

    Being a traveling nurse it comes with some perks. Like currently I’m taking the whole month of December off to spend time with family.

    I’ve been at my parents house all month so far. I enjoy spending time with my parents but spending time here is tough on my sex life. No fwb near by so just lots of masturbating which I don’t mind doing.

    Last week I went and bought a dildo because I sure as heck wasn’t going to bring mine though tsa for them to have a look at! So I stopped at a sex shop one day when I was out buying g*fts. Instantly used it when I hit back home.

    Tuesday of this week I was laying in bed naked masturbating. I was using my left hand to work the dildo in my pussy and my right hand to rub my clit. I was very wet. I was really enjoying it. I had orgasmed once and was looking to get a second orgasm but I heard my dad asking a question as my door open!

    He looked directly at me as I opened my eyes! Both in shock I still had the dildo in my pussy. As I laid there naked with stubble all around my pussy because I hadn’t shaved in almost 2 weeks I was lost for words. My dad was pretty much frozen.

    I took the dildo out of me and went to grab my panties as my dad said I’m so sorry and he walked out.

    I put on a robe and went down the hall to shower.

    After I got dressed and went downstairs. As soon as I saw my dad he instantly broke the ice. He said your a grown woman so I shouldn’t be surprised you masturbate I just never expected to walk in on you. I told him I should have had a blanket near by to cover up but he said no next time I’ll knock

    So my dad officially saw me naked and masturbating. So embarrassing. Thank god I’ve never seen him masturbating but I’ve seen him naked a few times

    Accident

    So before our parents got a home security system, I would sometimes sneak out of the house and meet up with friends. As well, my one year older sister who just got out of high school also did the same thing till she got caught. I talked to a 20 year old guy here there who is brothers with my high school friend. She seemed pretty cool most of the time. I know at one point my older sister had a huge crush on him before he left high school and had to get a job. Then when my sister said she was going to meet up with friends here and there sometime couple days a week she seemed to be lying, which I asked her a few times if she was seeing a guy? Then one night she came home giggling, saying she finally hooked up with one of her crashes which she had a few so I was a bit confused.A week older the older guy started messaging me on Snapchat and he might just have a crush on me. After a couple months of messaging back-and-forth, I did at one point send him a little teasing pic pretending I didn't mean to. It was me trying on sexy fishnet leather top lingerie thing. This seem to really get his attention and he message me more and more pretty much daily now. Even was when I was in classes he seemed to not wanna leave me alone. Then out of the blue one day, he sent me a pic of himself hard on his lunch break at work. Not gonna live never had a guy do this before and it made me feel kind of special, so I sent a pic of me bending over and showing a little bit of cleavage with my shirt on.Finally, I told him one day to come pick me up in the dark so that my mom's camera would not catch me, anti-surprised he did wait for me at the road from my house. At this point in time I had already had sex with a few guys but nothing special or good. Yes, I'm young and I probably shouldn't have but figured I'd try it before I get older when I got into his truck it didn't take long and he already had his hand up my shirt in his big jacked up truck and wanting to kiss. But I chose to pretty much skip the kissing part and just setback letting him do his thing, which went from feeling me up top right away rubbing me through my jeans to my crotch. I really didn't think this older guy would've even showed up so I wanted to make sure that he felt special as well I wanted to feel the same. So I told him to takeoff his sweatpants and just sit there, which he did, and I took off my jeans. Then I climbed on top of him sliding my thong to the side and hovered above him, making his tip go back-and-forth on my slit. I got a little wet and sat on him fully.I was quite surprised when I just did my own thing going up and down on him, making sure I made a good impression that I was good sexually enough for him. Never quite rolled a guy like this before, but I thought I did what he would just like. I don't think he even lasted five minutes and I made him come. We got dressed and sat there for a few minutes on the side of the road and he mentioned how sexy and open I was to him. Not to mention.He said my pussy was the Titus. He's never felt. We continue to do this throughout the week, maybe 2 to 3 times a week for about a month. Then I got caught trying to sneak out from my mom, as well. My sister did too whoever she was seeing at the same time. A week went fine. I hadn't heard anything from him. Tell my mom had mentioned that my sister had a boy sneak over and she saw the guy come to the house on the security camera. Like was this her friends with benefits? A couple mornings later everyone was gone and I was having a bowl of cereal when I realize my mom forgot her phone at home. I heard a few things go off, and I saw that she had alerts from security camera. Her phone never had a passcode.So not gonna lie I started to snoop and play back all the footage of the security cameras. What I came to realize was the older guy that I had been seen came over when my sister was home and this was the guy that got caught visiting my sister? Like what the hell? My sister came home on her lunch break from work and I had asked if she had been dating or seen a guy lately and she admitted that she was trying to date my young friends, older brother. Which happened to be the guy I had seen a few times and let in my pants. Then I asked further questions to see if they were a sexual thing which my sister said yes unfortunately, so much that my sister really wanted to date him. Apparently they have been seen each other for a while to the point where she wanted to take it a bit more serious and not let him wear condoms anymore. So basically what I realized was.That guy was having sex with both of us without us knowing about it. I really didn't want to hurt my sister in her knowing that he was a douche bag, but I'd have to tell her eventually what him and I had done! It's been about a week and I refuse to respond to his Snapchat for respect for my sister and will be telling her soon about him being a piece of crap possible future boyfriend. The crappy part is that I miss him

    The Maid Caught Me

    I have a pretty good job for my age. I am a waiter in an upscale restaurant and I get more than $200 a night in tips alone and another $50 in wages so working six nights a week that gets me $1500 a week. I've been waiting tables since I turned 16. I'm pretty good. I am fast so that means less time doing nothing and more time earning money. The management has even expanded my section to take pressure off the other wait staff letting me earn more.

    So this means I get to indulge in a couple of expensive hobbies. One is cross dressing. The other is hiring the occasional lady of the evening. I also live at home rent free with my indulging parents. If you are able, choose parents with lots of money who don't require you to pay rent despite working. It's probably because their home is owned by a family trust set up by my great grandfather in the 1950's and all their bills are paid for by the trust including taxes and utilities. So basics, healthcare, food, shelter they pay for, my hobbies I have to pay for. So I wait tables.

    So I spend a few thousand dollars a year in frilly slutty wardrobe. Being slender and having a sort of baby face and long hair pulling off a feminine look is easy for me. In fact even when not cross dressing and not wearing make-up I have had on more than one occasion walked into a men's restroom and told by men in there I was in the wrong restroom. My mom always said I should have been born a girl. I look in the mirror when all dressed and made up with my blond hair in pigtails and jerk off imaging women watching me and making fun of me. I do wish my cock was smaller and I had boobs to complete my embarrassing appearance but I suppose one can't have everything.

    So I go to cheap hotels and rent a room then I go on the internet and look for hookers to come to my room and all I ask is they critique my appearance as viciously and brutally as then can while I jerk off in front of them. This usually costs me about $500.

    So last week I did this only the hooker canceled at the last minute and I could find nobody else. So I gave up and started to surf for porn but it wasn't the same so I just went to sleep with my hair in pigtails, wearing red fishnets with ruffled lace trim, a matching garter belt, a bra with cutouts for my pumped up nipples to poke through, red six inch pumps and fishnet fingerless gloves with ruffled trim at both ends all red. I had just gotten my nails done also in red, nice and long, hoop earrings and I had gone to the one public place I dare go to a department store that does free make-up if you buy a kit which I had just done and was in my car. I looked positively slutty and feminine and was all dressed up with no place to go. I had paid for two nights and hoped the second night would be more successful.

    I should also point out at this point that due to the noise level in such motels I always sleep with ear plugs in. So I had given up around three in the morning when I drifted off to sleep.

    I was woken up by a scream. I sat up straight and saw at the foot of my bed a maid holding a vacuum and wearing earphones listening to music. She had accessed my room and had made it to the foot of my bed before noticing me sitting there in all my cross-dressed feminine unglory. Seems she had knocked and when nobody answered assumed the room was vacant and I had forgotten to put out the do-not-disturb sign. She was a woman in her forties, Hispanic, more or less average with long hair in a bun and a little heavy set but not morbidly obese. I was still in my slutty red lace and fishnet lingerie with my nipples and erect tiny cock fully exposed having been sleeping on top of the sheets. She looked at me and I looked at her and she ran for the door. Only she didn't run out the door. She closed and locked it. Then she put down the vacuum and proceeded to scold me. I tried to cover my crotch up with my hands but she came around to the side of the bed and slapped my hands away and called me a puta repeatedly. She swatted at my balls and asked me why I was dressed like a puta and I told her I liked to jerk off dressed this way in front of women who I hire (this motel was known as a place hookers go to meet clients) to laugh at and ridicule me and that I was into it and I don't know what made me say all that to a stranger but she did ask. So she looked absolutely disgusted with me and then said what I did not expect. "So jerk off already you filthy puta!" So I did. I jerked off for about twenty minutes using up all her time she was allowed to clean the room. She berated me and ridiculed me better than any hooker ever did. I then stood up and just three feet in front her her masturbated insanely while confessing to everything she accused me of and came harder than ever in my life. I tipped her the $500 intended for the hooker who canceled. We do this monthly now.

  • What A Guy Will Do For Pussy

    Can't believe I am admitting this. O-M-G what blew my mind away was how easy it was. Let me explain. Almost a month ago I met a couple online and had an amazing 3sum. The girl was incredible. She was only 25 and super hot. Me and her husband spent the night pleasing her and I could not be happier with the experience.
    They invited me back again 2 nights ago (Sat). The husband met me at the door and led me to the bedroom. Told me the wife was in the shower. He then had a quick talk with me. He explained he and the wife have a fantasy and hoped I would participate. Simply the wife wanted to walk into the bedroom and catch her husband messing around with another guy! I had never had any sexual contact with a guy before, nor ever attracted to a guy. But being a horny chimp I said OK.
    We undressed and got on the bed. We started touching and even kissed. Eventually his mouth made it down to my cock. A few minutes later I had a cock in my mouth for the first time. We kept touching and exchanging oral until she walked into the room. She became very verbal and I could see she was pleased. She opened her robe, sat down in a chair across the room and began touching herself. Not to mention ordering us to continue.
    I remember we were in a 69 giving each other head when I felt the bed move. I guess she had seen enough joined in. We broke off our play and turned our attention to pleasing her. After some foreplay I took the first turn in her cute little pussy. It was different than before because the husband was playing with my ass and balls as I fucked. I admit it helped me get off pretty quick. I shot a huge load in her pussy.
    As I pulled back from her i assumed the husband would quickly take my place, but NO! She sat up and grabbed me. She whispered in my ear "your not done yet". She laid back down and spread her legs wide. She looked me straight in the eye and told me to clean her up. It was so hot, I buried my face in her cum filled pussy! The husband began doing something that I admit felt great. He reached underneath and began stroking my cock as he licked my asshole. I was actually getting hard again. VERY HARD! He backed away for a minute and when he returned I felt the lube poured in my ass crack. Then a finger entered my asshole. Now that felt strange!
    I cannot say I didn't know it was coming. I did and I let it happen. he got in position and started pushing his cock into my asshole. What did actually shock me was how easy it was. He pushed his 7 inch cock in me and I took it without a problem. Maybe my concentration on the wifes pussy or what, but he fucked my ass. No discomfort at all and it actually felt good. I guess he fucked me for maybe 10 minutes then pushed inside and announced he was cumming. Again a strange feeling as I felt the cum being unloaded in me.
    That night was definitely a first. And I cannot say I didn't enjoy it. I did.