We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

Everyone Saw

We went to my in laws for thanksgiving this year. My husband always likes for me to dress a little slutty and I enjoy it. I wore a short skirt blouse and heels i looked nice but had no panties on. I kept flashing my husband through out the day. While I have a nice ass and legs my tits are what people gravitate to. I have gotten them squeezed and felt up a lot on my life. Some wanted some unexpected but felt up. We started drinking a bit we where all outside my husband was right by the door waking in facing the inside. There was probably 15 people around him I had gone in to grab some more drinks. My husband kept asking me to flash him and I had ignored him for a while. The booze got to me I had taken off my heels and had on sandals that were a flat. Some one had spilled something that I had not seen. I had given in and shown my husband my boobs and when I went to put my tit away the material on my blouse scrunched up and I could not put my tit away. I was walking and had a drink when I got it put away I stepped right out onto the area where a drink was spilled. My sandals had very little grip and when I stepped my foot went right form underneath me and I slipped I dropped my drink went to grab onto a post all that did was make me spin around and fall back over a out door coffee table. I fell onto my back every once is watching me no one says anything I’m on my back legs spread eagle every one starring at my crotch. No panties a hart shaped bush. My husband’s uncle says wow know we know why she was the one good job nephew. Bursts of laughter my husband is beat red I’m beat red. I was nick named the Thanksgiving day flasher. I was so fucking embarrassed.

  • Cumming In Front Of An Elderly Couple

    When I was 24 I was dating a 21-year-old catholic girl from a religious family.

    We could never do anything sexual at her house as she lived at home with her parents.

    One day we took her car and drove to a secluded place. She climbed top of me in the passenger seat and things got hot and heavy quickly.

    Piece by piece the clothes came off and it wasn’t long before my cock was inside her.

    I had my hands on her ass pulling her into me as i would thrust inside her.

    I opened my eyes and a few feet away from the car was a retired couple walking their dog. The woman’s mouth was open in shock and the man’s eyes were as wide as they could possibly get staring at us.

    I didn’t expect it and yelled Oh my god!!!

    My girlfriend misunderstood my reaction to me that I was about to cum, so she started really thrusting on top of me. Having the old couple watch us turned me on and I ended up coming inside as they were staring at us.

    Ever since then I have had a fetish about having sex in public and getting caught by strangers.

    It is such a turn on, especially if they watch as I cum.

    My Dad Likes Me Too Much

    I sell content and just started after I turned 18. I really didn’t have that much when this all happened. It started with one of my girlfriends told her dad I had an of and he subbed to me. What’s the worst that was going to happen? My parents finding out? Yeah actually, his wife found it and went to my parents. I don’t live there but I’m always at my parents. My mother’s crying and my dad’s shaking his head. They never really cared after all of the crazy shit I’ve done. Especially telling them that I have sex or fuck myself and now I get paid extra sometimes. I stop by like two months after that happened and my dad didn’t hear me because he had his dick out, lotion, tissues watching ME eating pussy while I’m getting my tiny ass fucked. He started cumming. Like absolutely nothing. Mind you he has drank all his life but he never touched me or showed me his dick. He said what, wiping up cum, he said he paid to watch it. No one was home and he completely confessed to watching most of my content and a few of my friends he found.

    Here’s where it goes sideways. He suggested multiple times to try something with him, to watch him with a friend, to let him watch me amongst multiple sexual questions. Anytime I drank with my parents and he had a chance to talk like that. I know he set it up for just us two but my mom left us one night and my younger brother wasn’t home either. We already had drinks. Then we had more. Talking dirty happened and it’s not like I could leave. But I was going to bed. He said how it would make a great daddy daughter movie, better than the obvious fake one I made with my friend and her husband. So he comes to the couch behind and rubs on my back. He kissed on my head and the massage really was feeling good. He took a video on his phone and put it next to me asking if that guys cock felt good. I was feeling slutty I was letting him pull all of this. He rubbed my back and my chest. Grabbing boobs. He said to record and I seen he was hard through gus pants. At first, it was so dirty and actually turned me on. It all flooded me that it was my father’s cock. It was my father with my tits out and calling me a whore. He moved my shorts and slammed a finger in me. He has big hands but again, my father. So I felt grossed out. I was on camera and pretended I wanted to rub myself. I got about 5 minutes of dirty talk, my mouth fucked and having me be his whore. I was ready and finally he came on the side of my face. The worst part was you could see how wet and creamy my pussy was. My subs commented and I never told anyone who but there’s that weird tension. I know I’m going to get drunk with him one night and get fucked. I know it.

  • Very Embarrassing And Ashamed

    My husband and I separated the middle of October but got back together a little over a week ago.

    While we were separated I got drunk one evening while out with my girlfriends and had a one night stand with a guy I met.

    He used a condom so I took no other precautions but the first of the week I realized my period was late.

    I took a pregnancy test this morning after my husband went to work and I’m pregnant.

    I felt horrible about cheating on him now this. It’s going to be embarrassing trying to arrange for an abortion without him finding out.

    Guests Phone

    We had a friend live with us for a few months. Guys at work teased me about me having two women at my house. I told my wife and our friend about it. Our friend said I should see what her friend asks her about my wife.

    So, one night I snooped in her phone. To see what this guy had texted about my wife. Instead there was a text of our friend’s boobs. They were huge, biggest I’ve ever seen. I got all flushed and dropped her phone. She said something about I shouldn’t snoop.

    Later my wife told me they weren’t our friend’s boobs. It was her twin sister. They’re not identical. Her sister had leaned over once and I saw her boobs. They were tiny. Well, she got tired of the little boobs and had them enlarged. She was sending pics to her sister to show that they were a lot more identical than before. And my wife told me to never snoop again.

  • Period Time

    I'm having a hard month with my monthly cycle this time. Bf woke up hard and horny. I told him to please take care of himself.

    About 15 minutes later, he's wearing my short nightie, dancing around the living room, dick pointing straight up. Says he's trying to cheer me up.

    My Brother Gave Me The Best Orgasm And Doesn't Even Know It

    So yeah, my BF and I have a very dom sub relationship. He likes giving me orders, making me squirm and seeing me cum. And I like being a good girl doing as I'm told, being edged into oblivion and cumming until it hurts, and then cumming some more.

    I was planning a trip with my family, we're not exactly well off but were on our way to visit some family and as you can imagine fitting 6 people in a car meant for 4 is rough on a 8 hour drive. But it had to be done, we've been doing it for years. So my little sister sat on my twin sisters' lap and I sat on my brothers while dad drove listening to a podcast and mom slept.

    Well my lovely boyfriend thought it would be fucking hilarious and super hot to make me wear a slightly oversized butt plug during the trip and have a lovesense vibe in my pussy. We made sure it couldn't be felt through my jeans because I would've been screwed had that happened.

    Anyway I'm sitting on his lap and he's trying to watch YouTube or whatever so I kind of adjust and kind of straddle his leg with my back against the window and my headphones in listening to some ASMR. That's when he starts bouncing his leg. He's always done that, even in his sleep his legs move and in car rides his ADHD ass can't stop moving.

    So as he bounces his leg he very slightly bounces me. Which very slightly pushes the plug deeper inside me and he's doing it pretty quickly basically fucking my ass with half inch strokes over and over for fucking hours. All the while my BF controls the vibe inside me with the app.

    I was losing it, texting him as discreetly as I could begging him to stop and explaining the situation and he just laughed and made it worse. As always. He challenged me to use my safeword but I HATE being challenged so I said I'd just deal with it. Well I couldn't. My BF and my brother were edging me the entire drive. Because we didn't stop, because dad NEVER FUCKING STOPS and I was soaking and hoping to god there wasn't a wet spot and trying with everything I had not to ground down on him or put my hand down my pants.

    Well several hours in he finally pushed me over the edge. I was silent, facing out the window with my face hidden and my body perfectly still. I didn't react, I didn't moan or scream, or beg them not to stop or put my hand down my pants and rub my clit so hard it hurt or fucking jump on the nearest dick and fuck it until it flooded me with cum like I wanted in the moment but I came. Harder than I've ever cum in my life and for longer than ever because my brother wouldn't... fucking... stop... bouncing. I can't really say how long it was, maybe 30 seconds maybe 10 minutes but I came so long and held my breath so long I was tingling and on the verge of passing out. I came so hard it hurt my pussy and my nipples ached even though they hadn't been touched, my rear hole clenched like it was milking a dick.

    It was so fucking hot. Staring at my phone as my BF sent me filthy sexts, fighting with everything I had not to let my entire immediate family know I was cumming my brains out like a pathetic whore on my brothers leg and imagining what they'd do, say and think if they knew. Would they hate me? Would they be as horny as I am? Am I a freak? Would they decide I'm just a pathetic slut and all use me? Would I let them?

    I was weak the rest of the day. My grip strength gone my legs wobbly and I just blamed it on the long ride and my legs being asleep. But those assholes dragged it out and for the last couple hours of the ride it was like post orgasm torture as the vibe just kept flaring up and my brother fucking kept pushing the plug in and out unknowingly.

    When we finally got to our destination I suffered through hugs and hellos and then ran to the bathroom and used a small dido I'd brought to bring myself to 3 painful and far less satisfying orgasms just to get it out of my system before removing the vibe, I would've taken out the plug but I really didn't have anywhere good to put it and it was the least of my problems.

    So yeah, now I can't get it out of my head and while I've never thought of any family sexually before it's hard not to imagine my brother that way after he accidentally gave me death via orgasm. Or the rest of my family. And I wanna cum like that again. Fuck I never wanna stop cumming like that. No orgasm I've ever had has ever even come close to that. I'd do anything to have it again.

    Does anyone have any advice?

    Caught Having An Orgasm At The Hotel Hot Tub

    Years ago I figured out if I let my bikini bottom area sit in front of the pool or hot tub jets it would feel really good. As time went on I learned how to move my bikini to the side and spread my pussy lips so the water would spray my clit. I figured out if I pressed against the stream and even bounced kinda it was incredible. I can cum again and again doing this.

    I once went on vacation with my family and liked going to use the hotel hot tub on my own whenever I was able so I could play with the jets in peace. One night I was at the hot tub and there were some old men in there. I got in and just let the jets pulsate on my back. They left after a few minutes and once I was alone I did my thing.

    Naked pussy with bikini at the side. One hand on my tit tugging my nipple. Clit exposed to the jet and a bit of humping it as I came. I let myself orgasm a few times until my clit had a heart beat.

    I decided to go one more time before bed. I’m feeling it build it’s so hot so good the tingle is there and I hold the edge of the hot tub and press into the jets. I feel myself cumming and I throw my head back as I climax mouth agape and eyes open wide.

    When I see above me several floors up the hotel there’s an old man on his balcony. He’s leaned over it a bit and watching me play with myself. I can’t be sure but I think he had his hand going on his cock too. I was shocked and totally embarrassed. I scrambled to replace my bikini and raced out of the water grabbed a towel and hurried back to the room.

    I was so afraid I’d be in trouble if he told my parents or anyone that worked at the hotel what I did in there. I was embarrassed someone had seen me masturbate. But after some weeks I found myself revisiting the memory when I did rub my clit. Thinking of how good it felt to touch myself and how long that man must’ve watched me.

    Now the thought of being seen when cumming is a sexy thing. I can turn myself on just pretending there is someone watching me play. I’m wet even now telling this secret.

    If I knew I’d be safe I’d like to show off like that for a stranger in public again. I see fake porn for it but I want to do it for real and maybe even let them help me cum too.

    Revenge

    So my buddy had a girl who I thought was solid but then cheated on him. It ended up being with our other friend which when he confided in me about being with our friends gf that he couldn’t help it. That she gave good bj and that she got really horny when he was away working. I do remember my friend saying his girlfriend could be wild if he let her. When she called me on a Friday for a ride I gave her one reluctantly lol. Not gonna lie she was dressed up pretty slutty, and sounded like she was having fun being single now. I wanted her to have a bad life for my buddies sake or her not having fun. She is a cheater and deserves nothing good. She told me she met a guy at the bar and hoped to hook up but he had left. She told out a mickey of her purse and took a few big chugs saying all she really does is drink now and also missing my buddy. I was almost at their old acreage house that she got to keep and she dozed off. Every bump down the back road made her little boobs jiggle in her dress top. I pulled and spread her legs so I could see the colour of her panties which I thought possibly she’d have none on. I was wrong she wore white panties with a black dress likely so guys might catch a glimpse cause they stood out. O couldn’t help but rub her crotch and felt she was pretty wet down there already somehow, I slid her thing to the side and fingered her for a bit. I swear she was so wet she leaked on my truck seat among her thighs to like wow. I sat there briefly wanting more but decided to slide her thong off and put it in my glove box as a sovereign. I pulled her dress straps down and her little tits popped out seeing she had a tattoo I didn’t know about. I dressed her back up and drive her rest of way. I got her inside and told her ex to come check on her in the morning. As I grabbed some water before leaving she came stumbling in saying I was such a good guy for driving her. I joked about paying me which she had no cash but asked if a bj would suffice. Needless to say I took the offer telling her she better hurry cause her ex might be on the way to check on her. She gave me the best blow job ever almost cumming instantly but said don’t cum yet and she stood up pulling that dress up she went to pull down her underwear which were gone now. She mumbled she must’ve lost them from her date. I didn’t give her another moment to talk bending her over the island I fucked her doggy. I could see her drip pussy juices out which so I thought. Once I cummed I got the heck out of there just in time for my friend showing up passing him on the highway. Next day he messaged me saying he fucked up and slept with his ex. I asked him if he used a rubber since they not together and it was a no. Then to top of this messed up three way she messaged me asking if we slept together which I feel she already knew the answer. Maybe to find out if I used a condom if we did cause apparently she fucked a guy at the bar in his truck before I picked her up. And he didn’t have one at the time. Now when I look at her as she dates my friend again how she got that much dick in one night and her thinking this won’t come out soon

  • Feeling Weird

    My mom recently went to the hospital for her yearly mammogram and I took her and went with her into the waiting room. When it was her turn this guy came out and called her in. It took me a while but I recognized him. He was in school with me but we never really spoke. I'm sure when he saw me he recognized me aswell because he stared for a few seconds. After the appointment, I come to find out that he was the tech who did my mom's mammogram. We were talking about how the appointment went and mom said that it went fine but it was a bit akward when she had to take off her gown in front of him and remain topless for a while and when he had to touch her boobs because he was a young guy as opposed to a woman. I hate that he touched her boobs. Anyway, I'm a grown man... I'll get over it.