We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

Suspicion Is Sometimes Very Bad

OK, a month ago I started noticing small things around the house that had me convinced my wife was cheating on me. I would come home and our bed wasn't made quite right. Doing laundry one day I found a couple of towels with what I thought was dried cum on them. And a couple of stains appeared on the couch and I know they are cum stains.
So I got a couple of those "hide in plain site" spy cams. Put one in the living room, one in the bedroom. Left them taking video for a week. Thought I had the bitch but boy did I get a surprise.
It appears our 17 year old high school daughter has a sex life porn stars would envy. Damn better than mine! In a week I had video of her having sex with two teenage boys that looked about her age. And one man I estimate to be in his early 20's. She definitely isn't shy or lacking any knowledge of what she is doing.
Now I'm stuck. Can't tell wife and NO WAY I can tell our daughter I taped her having sex.

  • What Happens When They Drink

    My husband and I have a great sex life. We both met while we had other spouses. We met while working out talked a lot we hid our love for a long time and one weak moment turned into a lifetime together. He has a big sex drive and a big cock. I’m only 5 foot 2 bubble butt bleached blond double Ds green eyes weigh 130 lbs. I have a tiny waist and some curves with a massive sex drive and am a squirter. I cum and I’m a fountain no matter where I’m at. I have some public stories but those are for another day. Put those 2 people together and it makes for a lot of sex and lots of fun.

    When I’m getting fucked i pretty much puddy in his hands. Once I squirt I’m in such a daze that at times he takes advantage of my state of mind and I let him do what ever he wants to me. This includes recording me. While it’s not my favorite don’t know why we have watched our videos and we both have hot bodies and I enjoy watching myself getting fucked. It’s just not something that’s my favorite. While he gets to use my ass pussy hands and mouth. I can tell that he really enjoys my blow jobs. I admit that I like cum. My ex was average in size and when he came it was a few squirts and dribbles. My current hubby his cock is a tight fit in my mouth. I give it to him sloppy lots of tongue licking the head licking the shaft balls in my mouth trying to deep throat it and swallow his cock whole. The sounds he makes and things he says to me gets me going. The prize is a large deposit and I love the feel and taste of cum. The bigger the load the better for me. He practically begs to finish in my mouth and while I would never tell him no I like for him to think that I’m in control. He had a short clip of me sucking swallowing and cleaning him up on his phone. He had his buddy over and left his phone out while going to take a leak. They had been watching football on Sunday and earlier that morning I had let him record me doing this all to me. I had run to grab us some lunch and was wearing the clothes that I threw on this morning. I was in the same clothes in the video. Both guys my hubby and his buddy had a few beers. As my hubby and I walked Into the den where they where watching the games. He had my husbands phone and has my video of me choking on his cock. I was about to say something and stopped. While I was mad I did admit to myself that I did look good chocking on his cock. I walked away while my husband smacked the phone from his hand. My husband asked WTF he was doing. He panicked and said that he was a lucky fucker. He checked his phone to make sure that he did not send it to himself. Not sure how much he was able to see but he did see that it was this morning, my skirt was up over my ass I was on my knees looking up at my husband as he used my mouth.

    On the video the sound of me asking my husband if my mouth is tighter then my ass is clear as day. It’s something I ask him to get him worked up and I know that the cum is on its way. His buddy apologized but kept an eye on me most of the game. I could feel his eyes on my ass and tits. After a while I got used to it and things went back to normal. I in the mean time while I was creeped out at first thinking about being watched got a little worked up and when my husband went to take a leak I caught my husband walking out of the bathroom and in the kitchen I had bent over the table and hiked up my skirt exposing my ass and a very small piece of fabric that was between my cheeks. My husband didn’t think twice moved my g string licked my pussy and I felt him slide into me. I looked back over my shoulder told him I loved him and mouthed him to fuck me and fill my pussy up. It only took about 5 minutes before he pulled out and left me bent over on the table. I could feel the cum running down my thighs. I took my hands wiped the cum up and started to lick my hands and fingers. He stood there watching me. Came over to me stood me up kissed me smacked my ass and told me to get ready for another fuck. I went upstairs hoped in the shower and my husband came in a few minutes and drilled me in the shower. We where up there for a while. When he finally came he cleaned up I told him I’d be down in a bit. He said he was going back downstairs to finish watching the games with his buddy. I didn’t know he was still in the house. My husband has made it clear to me that no other man would ever use me. He does like to show me off. I caught him later showing him more of my videos. He acted mad at the time but I knew and while I was embarrassed at first I know he loves me and likes to show me off. I will share the public squirting story another time.

    The Best Worst Situation For A Str8

    I’m straight but have crossdressed since around 12, and has experimented anal since much younger. This experience was around 10 years ago, I was living with my then GF and she went to visit her family for a couple of weeks, so I spent all my free time crossdressing and wearing a lot of her clothes… I was so horny and needing some rushing experiences that I went out dressed a few nights. It was very fun and exciting… one of those nights I was walking in a lone section of the city trying to get seen and boom, police came around, I hide a little but got caught anyway and was took over their patrol car… they asked why I was doing that and if I was gay, told them that I was not gay and I just liked to dress and wanted to be seen a little… so they took me for a small ride, to a loner and more private street to say so, and proposed me to give them money and service them as the slut I wanted to be, I had some money purposely just in case and gave it to them, and let them fuck me both, ended up all trashed with my clothes totally screwed and all my lingerie showing off more that I was originally dressed for, with my ass dripping cum and scared as f**k but at the same time safe and feeling more girl than ever after feeling 2 cocks f**k me and their strong hands touching me for 20 some minutes… I was shaking at the end but went home and masturbated like crazy that night.

  • Getting Caught Giving Head

    I’ve always been very generous with every boyfriend that I’ve had when it came to sex. I love giving head so I’d give it to them no questions asked anytime they wanted it.


    So my first boyfriend was on the baseball team in school. He was in great shape and a really handsome guy. Even more handsome naked!

    We both were virgins when we started dating. But one night feeling super generous and horny I gave my first bj. His shaved dick in my mouth had my pussy so wet. I swallowed my first time and realized Al, I heard about cum wasn’t that bad

    A year into dating my pussy was still a virgin but my mouth definitely wasn’t. I was giving him a bj almost everyday. Lucky guy never had to masturbate. I typically strip to my bra and thong when giving him head if I was able too but we had lots of car head so wasn’t always able too

    One afternoon my boyfriend came over after my family had gotten back from church. My parents were supposed to go somewhere so I told him to wait till they leave before I suck him

    So when I saw my dad’s truck leave I figured my mom was with him. My boyfriend was standing. I pulled off his khakis and his briefs and had him sit on a beanbag in my room. I take dress off and I’m just in my black bra and pink lace thong.

    My ass is facing my door when it opened. My mom had a direct view of my thong in my butt and my head going up and down on my semi naked boyfriend. I looked back and thought she had left but she didn’t. She closed the door really quick.

    My boyfriend was very embarrassed since we had been caught and his dick had been seen. He got dressed and went home.

    So I put some clothes on and had to do the walk of shame to go find my mom and talk to her about it. Surprisingly she didn’t have much to say. Just asked how long I had been sexually active and if we used condoms. But I told her I had only done oral so far.

    I Have A Confession, To Relieve My Burden

    It was during my summer break, before senior year and I took a couple of months to wander Europe. I had money, a credit card funded from home, and from the American Express office. Money was not my problem. I got tired of museums, old cathedrals, Roman roads and aqueducts. I had seen the iconic, the tourist destinations. I was bored.

    I was on the train from Lyon to Paris and some thug grabbed my backpack and ran. Before he got to the door of the car, a man stuck his leg out and tripped him. That and a smashing of his face with his fist, he returned my backpack to me. I was silent, I had never seen someone 'taken' out like that. He had me sit with him, on the inside seat by the window. We talked a little, a Frenchman traveling to Paris to pickup a painting.

    In Paris he asked me to join him, go to the gallery with him. It was a nice painting, they had restored the painting for him. There were many other paintings, some for sale, others belonged to patrons. I needed to find a place for the night. He took me to his hotel and got a room for me. By sunup I was in bed with him.

    My summer had taken a very dark turn. He was a man who took advantage of women. By the time I got away it was February. I had been let go, my backpack and clothes were on the bed. The door unlocked, a small hotel in the Italian alps.

    I returned to my life, my family. But I could not assimilate. I left and moved to a small house to live in. It was there that I met a man who helped me. I spent hours and hours with him, until I accepted myself again as a woman. To be a woman, I spent my time with chores, and meditation. Only after I was a woman again did he accept me.

    I am not well. I am flirting at death's door. I have never spoken about my ordeal. Many who knew me saw me only as spoiled and selfish. And that I had surrendered myself to a man twice my age. He waits for me, I am ready to go to him. To be at peace with him. To end my ordeal.

  • Surprised By Stepson He Liked Step Moms Saggy Tits And Hairy Snatch

    I decided to see if my spouse was still interested in me. I put on some pounds making my tits bigger and thighs fatter. I laid nude on the bed with my legs spread showing my very hairy dark snatch and my large saggy big areola tits. I was rubbing my areolas and hairy kitty with my dildo.
    The bedroom door opened wide. Instead of my spouse looking it was my stepson with his dick in his hand . " Mom I want you ! " he blurted out! and groped my big udders. Stepmoms and stepsons being together is wrong. He looked endowed to me. bigger than my spouse. He lifted my udders and dropped them. Dad talks about your tits and body a lot and my stepson spread open my snatch wide open shoving three fingers in me flicking my clit.
    " How about if I give my stepson a head job would that interest you ? " I carefully lowered my mouth down on his cock and he began humping my throat. His sperm oozed out in my mouth. I spit it out over my jugs where I could rub it all over my big areolas. He's my boy toy and I hope I use him often.

    Seduced By Neighbors Daughter

    After my hubby left me I had to reorganize my life. He married me because I had big hanging breasts. They went from a triple E to a triple F after I gave birth to my son. I tried dating but could not get into it
    I just became a home body and watched some porn. For some reason watching teen women seducing older mature women started to turn me on. I bought a dildo to use while I watched porn at times. My neighbors daughter put on a few pounds when she went to college. She would come over at times just to socialize and keep me company.
    She asked if my breast was always as big as they were. I told her they were triple E until I got pregnant , then they became triple F. She pressed and groped my jugs and said, " I wished I had big breasts instead of a big belly. " She undid her top and placed my hand on her belly.
    For some reason I guess from watching porn I leaned into her and squeezed her belly while kissing her passionately. She opened my top and saw my huge breasts and began holding my tits in her face. I told her to suck them hard and with passion like my ex use to do.
    I couldn't help myself but I had to run my tongue over her fat folds down to her clean looking slit where her clit was stiffening. I had to play with her clit because it excited me. With my cell phone I took pics of her holding her slit wide open and me shoving my fingers in her giving her orgasms causing me to wet myself.
    I told her she could come over and abuse me any time. My tits is use to abuse by my ex. That's what I miss the most besides dirty talk.

    I'm Too Nervous To Have Sex With Women Because My Dick Cums Too Fast

    I'm a MtF trans. I consistently pass as a female and I'm sexually attracted to both men and women. I avoid having sex with women because my dick cums really fast an I'm too nervous that I'll embarrass myself with her. Idk what to do about it. Should I just go for it anyway?

    To Shave Or Not To Shave

    I’ve honestly never shaved my pubic hair. Trimmed slightly yes but never shaved.

    I guess I was unaware lots shaved. My mom had a bush so I did because I figured all women did

    But when I got to college I found lots shaved. Then I found guys had mixed opinions about my bush

    So would you shave or leave it? I get a bikini wax every 8 weeks

  • Neighbors Guests

    Last year my neighbor rented out her house while she was away. She went away for 4 weeks and there was a 50 year old couple that stayed there for the full 4 weeks.

    Their first morning there was my first introduction to them. I walked out into my backyard and they were in thiers but there was a difference. They were both naked. They came to the fence and introduced themselves and didn't mind me seeing them naked. We were talking and they invited me over for a coffee. I was in thier yard and they brought up nudity. They asked if I did it and how people felt about it here as in Germany, where they come from, most people have no problem with it. I told them it wasn't the norm here and I didn't do it since I didn't know how the neighbors would react. I added my yard was too open and I might try it if it was more private. The husband brought up thier yard was private and I should give it a try. After a little convincing I did it. I had always wanted to be naked around my house and they gave the push I needed. I was still nervous becasue I didn't want any neighbors seeing me this way.

    The weeks went on and I spent a lot of naked time with them. When they were leaving we exchanged email addresses and they were going to write. My neighbor had been home for almost a month when she approached me to tell me her guests had been emailing me but the emails were bouncing back as undeliverable. She had one of the emails and showed me. They had misspelled my email address. She forwarded the email to me so I could then reply back to her guests with my correct email. My neighbor was giving me some strange looks which I didn't understand so I ignored them.

    I read the email and they included a link to a website where they had posted pictures they took. They had set up folders of the variuos sites and I noticed there was a folder with my name. When I looked in it there were lots of pictures of me and I was naked in almost all of them. I had no idea pictures were taken but there I was in all my glory. There were comments on some of the pictures and they were from my neighbor. I figure she read the email and went to the link and this was why she was giving me strange looks. One item was a video. I was masturbating in it and had no idea they recorded it. That came about one morning when the husband mentioned he starts his day masturbating and did it outside in front of me and his wife. He told me to give it a try which I did without thinking. There were over a thousand views and one comment from my neighbor saying that she never thought that I was that comfortable being that openly sexual.

    There were no nude pictures of the guests on the site. I wrote them to remove them and they agreed. My neighbor must have told other neighbors because I was getting looks, some stroking hand gestures and some comments from them about my activity. Even though the guests agreed to remove the pictures it took almost 4 months before they were. No doubt the pictures are still floating around and my neighbor and other neighbor still have copies too.