We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

Peeping In Their Window I Found Myself With A Record And A Broken Ass

This woman moved in next door. Her backyard was fenced, but I had a clear view from one of my upstairs bedroom. I met her at the mail box, she said she did project management. Not interested in small talk. From time to time we waved from the driveway.

As the weather improved she worked on the backyard, brought in a man who did all the heavy lifting. Left a patio open, caught the sun with all the branch trimming she had done. And one afternoon I walked past the upstairs window and saw her sunbathing on a lounge chair, topless.

Later that summer she had a backyard barbeque, a few girls. She ran the grill. One of the women, kissed another woman there, that's when I stopped watching. As the summer ended I noticed she had parties, no men, only women. My neighbor on the other side of the house had a view into her kitchen, and said more than once another woman slept there.

OK, so maybe she's lesbian. I became more and more fixated on what was going on over there. One evening my other neighbor told me that other woman was there. Later that evening I went around inside her fence and saw her with her friend watching television. As they went up the stairs the younger woman followed. I knew the master was on the right side of the floor landing, I had been in that house when it was first put up for sale.

The only way to get a good view, if the window treatments were open, was around the house close to my other neighbor. I found a ladder laying along their driveway, my heart pounding I set the ladder, making sure I wasn't visible from the street I climbed with a direct view in their bedroom. Yes! They were lesbians.

The ladder shook, I lost my balance, landed on my ass, broke my left wrist and bruised my coccyx. My other neighbor was yelling 'what the fuck are you doing'. The noise, the yelling, the sound of the ladder brought out the lesbians to see what was the matter. The cops were called, I pleaded guilty, got probation and a restraining order. My wrist healed, but my ass hasn't. I can't sit, ride a bicycle, my life is miserable, not to mention the embarrassment.

  • I Can’t Believe I Didn’t Stop

    Im now married very happy and this happened when I was still married to my ex husband and was seeing my then boyfriend for mother side. Yes I know it sound very bad and i would never tell any one to cheat but our marriage was sliding down hill he was verbally abusive drank to much are 2 kids where all out the house so it was bad. I met my current husband at the gym. Yes it’s a gym story thing nice guy hits on older women he was recently divorced. I didn’t jump his bones right away at first it was just getting together at the gym then in the parking lot then at different times of the day. He was in sales and his schedule was very flexible and soon found out that I was very flexible. First time we had sex was in the backseat of his Grand Cherokee at a gold course parking lot. Sneaking around you find places that are well hidden in public. There were tons of cars and the lot was bid so we could easily park and slide into each other cars. He would have me get almost completely naked but wanted me to leave my panties on. Always had to be a g string or thong. Didn’t bother me i always wore them anyways. A few tennis skirts and a ring g string makes it easy and fun for him. I did everything he wanted he called me his good girl. Ok so back to the confession. So we plane to meet up around 11 at the marina where he kept his boat. Told me to bring a suite and we could take a short ride or I was ok with it. I told my ex I was going with friends out of town for the day to shop. I’d be back in a few hours he was busy at work and said ok. We meet up at the marina we have a little fun and I tell him I could go for a few hours. He calls the marina tells them he was going to take that boat for a run. I picked out a tiny bikini I’m slender c cup boobs nice thick thighs bubble butt. I keep in shape and I know my boyfriend loves my ass. So I wore a bottom that wasn’t a thong but came up high and showed a lot of ass. We head out and in about 10 minutes on the river we find a beach and we pull up. It’s sunny it’s hot I’m sucking his cock my top is off he lays back and I proceeded to mount him and start to ride him. He has a wakeboard boat so has had a nice big space to lay out on at the rear of the boat. It’s a week day so no one around. You could hear an engine from a mile away so I was really riding his cock and was close to cumming and I felt my body start to tremble and I started moaning grinding while his cock is deep in me. Tits are out I’m in a horse riding motion when I look over and see an aluminum boat anchored and 2 old fisherman staying really still and just watching me. I was so horny I didn’t give a shit and came hard at the same time as my man. I just kept grinding on him and kept saying fuck fuck. Then i climbed off stood up told my boyfriend me legs where shaking before i could tell him about the fisherman he shoved his cock in my mouth and I cleaned him. While I cleaned him he got hard spun me around and proceeded to fuck my rear. All while the fisherman watched me get railed. When he shot his load in my rear he realized the guys where there and waved to them. The cheered me on and I was finally embarrassed. I did like the feeling of being watched and a few times my new husband has railed me while out in public where we could possibly be caught.

    Shocking Moment With My Son.

    Now that summer is here, it's all I can do to get my 14 year old son out of bed. He stays up late doing God knows what and sleeps until sometimes 10:00. I'm a work from home Mom and last week he had a dental appointment.

    I knocked on his door twice and told him to get up, but he just yelled "OK,Ok", but he never came out of his room. Finally, I went in his room and yanked the covers off and told him to wake up. I almost fainted, he was not asleep and he was holding his cock in his hand. The darn thing was rock hard and glistening wet. He had been jerking off.

    He tried to grab the covers and we had a little tug of war, the whole time I was looking at his cock. The kid is big, probably gonna be bigger than his Dad. " Put that thing away" I said laughing and told him he had a dental appointment.

    He says " Ok,OK" again and told me to close the door. When I went out, I stood there for a minute and cracked the door slightly. I couldn't believe it, but I stood there and watched my son stroke his hard cock and shoot cum straight up in the air.

    Later that day I was doing laundry and when I stripped his bed, I saw a big dried puddle of cum on the sheet and had to laugh reliving the moment.

  • Caught On A Beach

    My husband and I took a cruise that went to St. Martin. We decided to check out the nude side of Orient Beach for kicks. We drove over in a taxi with another random couple and the taxi driver told us all to meet him back at the stand at 2.

    My husband and I found a nice spot on the sand and I enjoyed the atmosphere. I wore my thong and my bikini top. My husband rubbed suntan lotion on my ass and kept moving between my cheeks moving the material aside and rubbing my asshole. Every once in a while he'd move his hand down to my covered pussy as well. By this time I was really turned on. I was getting wet from his hand and from watching the cocks go by.

    He started asking me to take off my top since most of the other women had their tops off. I hesitated but he promised to rub my breasts. I sat up and removed my top showing my tits to the most men who had ever seen them. I rolled on my back and told him to start massaging them. He poured the suntan lotion on my tits and it looked for a minute like they do when he pulls out of my mouth when I blow him. I sat back and enjoyed the sun on my tits and the massage. I started getting more turned on as he played with my nipples, telling me they needed extra sun protection. After a while I turned on my stomach and he rubbed my back. It didn't take him long to remove my thong and I really didn't object. I just told him that I better see his dick out when I looked up.

    When I looked up I did see that he had removed his trunks. I decided to reward him a little and I spread my legs about three inches giving him and everyone else a perfect view of my pussy and asshole. I turned over and saw about a dozen people walking by staring at my tits and now exposed pussy. I told him it was his turn and sat up and started my own massage. It was soon until he was hard and turned over. He said he was so turned on because I was naked in front of everyone on the beach. I told him to watch this and I walked down to the water walking past dozens of guys. I walked back and I could see him getting hard again. He finally calmed down and we laid on our backs.

    As we laid back naked, I was getting relaxed with being naked and had my knees up and my legs spread for comfort. Besides, I was enjoying the looks from men as they walked by. We noticed a mother and her twenty year old sons making a beeline for us. The two boys slowed way down and took a good look at me and the mother walked by my husband really slow. We smiled thinking we'd never see them again.

    After a while it got close to 2. We started walking back through the non-nude area to the taxis. I put my thong back on but I wasn't ready to put my top on yet as I was enjoying both the sun and the attention. We walked along the beach and it was my intention to put my top on before we met back up with the couple who shared the taxi (and who went to the clothed side). However, we got a little lost and it was until we were about 25 feet from the cab that we realized we were there. The couple and the cab driver were there waiting for us. I was embarrassed but I wasn't about to pretend I was all shy all of a sudden. The other husband couldn't take his eyes off my tits as our eyes met. As we approached them, I got my cover up out and put it on before we got in the cab. I sat in the back next to the man while my husband sat in the front. He kept trying to get another look through the side of my cover up. When we got to the dock, they got onto another ship so at least I figured I didn't need to run into them all week.

    We got back to the ship and started to change, a little sunburned but turned on. I stripped and started blowing my husband. After about five minutes I reminded him how many men had seen my pussy and tits and he immediately blew his load into my mouth. I swallowed most but allowed some to fall onto my fully tanned tits. I told him I was going to take a shower but we would go for round two after dinner.

    I put on a low cut blouse (which seemed tame after that afternoon) and we went to dinner. We had not yet gone to the main dining room so we found our table and sat down. After a few minutes, the same mom and her two sons came and sat down at out table. We introduced ourselves thinking maybe they hadn't really seen our faces. That was until I saw one son staring at my tits and whispering to his brother and then his mother. It was a little embarrassing dining with them for the rest of the cruise (they had literately not only seen my tits but also had a clear view of my pussy) but they never said a word about it. My husband was so turned on because of that we went back to the room and fucked twice that night. We went back the next night but they never returned.

    Anyway, embarrassing but I can't wait until our next adventure.

    Got Caught With Our Pants Down

    Back in the day when I was in Scouts we were on our week long summer camp. During our hikes we discovered a swimming hole. One late afternoon two other boys and I snuck out of camp with our swim trunks in tow. At the swimming hole we quickly changed and jumped in. An hour later we got out of our trunks when we heard the laugh of girls who were standing across from us. Caught naked we did our best to cover up and get our pants on.

    Little did we know the swimming hole was actually on the girl scout camp.

  • Poor Panties Choice

    A couple of weeks ago I went out with some friends. I was feeling needy so I hooked up with this guy. We find the back seat of his truck and he FINDS my poor choice of panties. White panties, red heart and the word slut across the ass.

    Fucking humiliation!

    Not Anymore

    For my entire life I have been gay. Knew it from the time I became aware of sex and attraction. It was always boys I was attracted to.
    Well, that has definitely changed. I now have a live in girlfriend and I can't get enough of her little pussy!

    A month ago I attended a backyard BBQ at a friends house. As you can imagine mostly a gay and lesbian crowd. I noticed a boy I had never seen before. I say boy because he young, I now know 22 yrs old. And I am much older at 36. I couldn't stop staring at him, he was so hot! Like 5-6, 130lbs, short blonde hair and so damn pretty! Not much for fashion, baggy sweats and a t-shirt. I finally asked my buddy about him and was surprised when he broke out laughing. I was like "WHAT"? He definitely surprised me when he told me that this cute boy was a girl. A girl named Mikey. Now knowing I was still fascinated. I hadn't so much as kissed a girl since middle school but I couldn't stop staring at Mikey.

    I finally got the nerve and approached Mikey. We spoke for a little while. She had a sad story. Apparently she lived with 2 lesbians who were not very nice. That morning they kind of kicked her out and told her not to come back until she had $100 for rent. After a little more conversation I offered to give her the $100 if it would help. She declined saying she wouldn't be able to pay me back. I insisted and then she countered with something I didn't expect. She would have sex with me for the $100. I had never had sex with a girl in my life, never made it past foreplay, every time I tried it was just uncomfortable. But when Mikey suggested it I said yes, we hopped in my car and went straight to my house.

    Once in the house Mikey started to undress. When I said she was dressed like a boy, she was all the way down to wearing boxers. Her beautiful pussy was shaved completely smooth. I thought she was flat chested but when the t-shirt came off she had her tits wrapped with an ace bandage. She unwrapped it to reveal very nice B-cup tits with little pink nipples. G*D she was standing there naked and looked amazing! For the first time in my life I was actually turned on by a girl. My cock was doing jumping jacks!

    I led Mikey to the bedroom and stripped down myself. When I slid my cock in her little wet pussy I was hooked. It was the best thing ever! After we had sex I tole Mikey to forget going back to the 2 lesbians and asked her to move in with me. She accepted and has lived with me the past month. Since she moved in I can't get enough of her. We fuck daily and I love it. I haven't had any urges for gay sex with guys at all.

    Embarrassed By Older Sisters University Antics

    So im 25 and been working since I left university. So has my older sister who is 33 as a teacher but has re-entered as a postgraduate study. However it seems she's changed. Since meeting this really nerdy first year student who is 18 she's hung out more with them since meeting them despite being a mature married woman with children and after me personally not liking her new friends from finding them strange I checked out their Snapchat stories from recent parties, and one story came up where it showed a dark car and a caption saying, my first blowjob. There was my sister dressed in bra and panties showing off her huge ass sucking off this nerdy first year in his car til he came in her mouth! The weirdest one came when she was in the room of another letting this weird nerdy guy tickle her big feet Coz apparently that gets him off.
    She's not progressed to full on sex yet but her being unfaithful to my brother in law whom the family loves after she re entered university is embarrassing and I dont get what's caused this change

    I Was So Embarrassed By My Vagina Growing Up

    Growing up when I was 7 or 8 I noticed that my pussy lips were always open and parted. My mom said it was normal and not to worry about it. As I got older and started to play with myself my clitoris felt big and when I rubbed it it got really big. During puberty I wouldn't shave like the other girls in gym class so I could hide it. At about 12 or 13 I met a girl about 16 and we became friends. We started talking about sex and she said she liked girls and was a lesbian. We started kissing and touching each other but I was afraid she would be shocked if she saw my pussy. We finally took our clothes off and when she saw my pussy she gasped, and I started to cry. She immediately said it was beautiful and said I had a g*ft. We touched each other and made love. The more she kissed and licked my clit the harder and longer it got she would suck it in and out and I has a fantastic orgasm. I ate her and her clit was tiny but she had a nice orgasm also. After we each had multiple orgasms we talked a lot about it. She said all girls are different some have larger clits than others and pussys come in all sizes. We stayed friends and lovers for a few years and I started seeing boys. They all loved it also and sucked it so nice. Now I'm proud of my clit and have never been with a man or woman that didn't love it. I married now and my husband knows I'm bi and it doesn't bother him and he has no problem letting me see other women. FYI it's one and a half in long when erect and as fat as my thumb.

  • A Happenstance, By Chance Meeting On Our Flight Back To Korea

    The question we have asking, is a girl on girl in the bathroom of an airplane considered the mile high club?

    Let me explain. I was on a flight from Atlanta to Seoul, which leaves in the later afternoon and travels all night. The flight is usually filled out up by Service members before it leaves. I was in the back of the plane with another young woman. We are in different divisions. Both of us are chatty boxes and we talked and talked, and we were sitting side by side and our fingers were touching. She leaned in and I leaned in because of the noise and our noses touched. If your noses touch and your fingers are intertwined, then a kiss follows.

    We got to talking closely, so our noses touched and little kisses happened. She was rubbing my thigh and I had my hand in her crotch, with the blanket covering. The giggling and kissing got to the man behind us and the flight attendant told us if we didn't quit it, she would move one of us. Or we could put the blanket over our head. We tried that with a long kiss but it was too hot under the blanket. She said she had to pee and I said I would follow her. She went into the toilet and left the latch open. As soon as the coast was clear I joined her.

    Each of us peed, and when we changed places she left her pants down for me. I gave her sweet kisses over and over and used my fingers to make her happy. We changed places again and it was her turn to kiss me. We stood and we used our fingers to thrill us while we kissed and sucked on a titty. We almost fell several times and we were knocked on by the flight attendant. Keep it quiet, or something like that. Getting serious we went for the mile high club, fingering and clit stimulating until we both and an orgasm.

    A bit winded and still rosy pink from the effort we made it down the isle to our seat. The flight attendant showed up and gave us each a coloring book and crayons, now keep your minds on something productive. Yes Ma'am. We will, now that we're happy.