Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

My Childsitters

I was not really a child . I was 12 . But my parents did not want to leave me alone at home over the 3 weeks school Christmas holidays . They wanted someone to look after me . Two of my girl cousins were home from university for the holidays . One was 20 and the other 18 . My parents offered to pay them to look after me . It was cold snowy weather outside . So we did not go outside . At first we played board games . But we were bored . My parents were at work all day . My cousins were sisters . After about 2 days . The eldest asked her sister . Why don't we teach him about sex . I sat there wondering how they were going to teach me . They took hold of me and pulled me on to the carpet . Then they held me down while they undressed me . I lay on my back on the carpet . Not knowing what to expect . My limp penis was laying on my stomach . They undressed . Watching them gave me am erection . The eldest kissed my penis . She rubbed her vagina . She pushed her fingers in to her vagina . When she pulled them out i could see that they were wet . She croched over me facing me . Sliding her vagina on my penis . She was riding me and her sister was touching my balls . My first experience of feeling my penis in a vagina . It only took a few minutes for me to cum . Later when they could give me another erection . The youngest sister slid on to my penis . Two fucks and orgasms in one day . Every day they told me to do things . They taught me to finger them and have oral sex . They showed me where to find the clit and how they liked me to suck it to make them cum . I was enjoying my sex lessons . Over that holiday i learned how to satisfy a girl . They taught me their favourite positions . They had lesbian sex with me watching . They gave me blowjobs . In a short time i went from a sexual virgin . To experienced . One thing that they kept telling me was that they were on the pill . If i had sex with girls i had to pull out to cum .

  • Tree House Memories

    In the UK one of the most memorable summers was the summer of 76 - "That Summer!"
    I was born in 1960 to a young mum, I never knew who my father was, we lived with my grandparents and I was happy, well loved, and well cared for.
    I remember just after starting Senior school around 1971 I think Mum and I moved to a lovely little village, I didn't have to change schools and it was so different than being wirh my grandparents. Our small detached house was down a country lane and the next house was a few hundred yards away. My mum used to drive but my nan said she never had any test, but grandad let her get away with anything!
    Over the next five years mum made our house a lovely place to live, the only person that seemed to visit was my grandfather but I always seem to miss him as it was when I was at school, one day in around 1975 the Treehouse that was falling apart in the tree in the corner of our garden was actually renovated, waterproofed and with a ladder.
    Over the next year I spent a lot of time in the tree house and it wasn't too long before I had porno mags in there.

    One hot summers day in the summer of 76 I was in the Tree House naked wanking my self silly I was on the campbed my Grandad put in for me, Knave magazine in one hand cock in the other when the door which was left stiff by my granddad was pushed open and there's me wanking my cock about 6 inches on a good day when my mum in a yellow cheesecloth smock type dress , said you dropped this on the grass and it was a smaller porno mag I,d purloined called Forum.
    " Don't be embarrassed Tim, its natural and with that she pulled her dress off, she had no bra , her tit's were 36 and firm. She had a scar on her tummy where I came out in an emergency and she said let me help you and although she was only light the bed nearly tipped up. We kissed and she tasted of cider and cigarettes and I love that combination ever since but never tell anyone why and she soon had my cock in her hand and was wanking her son.
    She said she's sorry but she's desperate and if she doesn't get fucked soon she will explode. Fuck me baby, fuck mummy good, I was a virgin and the sensation of my foreskin going back was quite painful but she was very encouraging and wrapped her legs around me and sucked my cock into her. Very soon I forgot the pain and I cum in her. She told me not to worry as she can't have anymore children. I couldn't believe what happened, she then got up and she look amazing she was not even twice my age, she went to my wooden chest and brought out my secret flagon of cider, she swigged from the bottle and I did after.
    Then incredible she asked me whether I liked pictures or stories I said both but the stories are best. She asked me to read one out loud and I did and she started to wank me then as I was getting excited she ducked down and sucked my cock which was way better than my mate!
    She said she loved me very much and if I never wanted to do this again that was fine by her, but she would like to help me have an head start when it comes to satisfying women. Let's try a way of communicating if you are in bed and you want me turn the light off and the door half open, we dont have to say anything if I go to bed before you, I will do the same.
    That arrangement lasted for another 3 years. And she told me how much she loved me when ever I needed it until she became ill in 2017.
    Love you mum thank you for giving me the best sex of my life and the best life.

    My Sweet Mother In Law

    My mother-in-law, who is the sweetest person you’ll ever meet, is in her mid 60s, short and chubby. Woman would give you the shirt off her back and do anything for anyone. She’s just a great person.

    Saturday night while at their house for a cookout my father-in-law decided that would be a good night to start in making fun of her and calling her names again. He does this every time he gets drunk. Yes he’s an ass.

    Sunday, the more I thought about it, the more it bothered me, and I told my wife about it that I thought her father was an ass for treating her mother the way he does. My wife told me that it wasn’t healthy for my mother-in-law to be the way she is and she kind of stood up for her father.

    Monday, I did something I never should’ve done. I’m not proud of it but I’m not sorry. I invited my mother-in-law over for coffee as I had the day off. I talked to her about what John had said to her at the party and I basically apologize for him.
    She told me no need to apologize she’s used to it and he’s right. She does need to lose some weight. I told her I thought she was beautiful just the way she was and started hugging her trying to comfort her things went too far and I slept with her.

    Again, I’m not proud of what I did, but I’m not sorry. We made love and held each other for three hours. It was some of the best sex I’ve ever had and I told her that I would be happy if this was not a one time thing. At this point, I honestly don’t care if my wife or John find out what we did. It honestly felt great to show her some love.

  • My Aunt.

    My dad was one of 12 . His youngest sister was 18 years younger than him . When i was 16 she was 33 . When i was young she had been my babysitter . She has often looked after me as i got older. When i was in my teens we were more like good friends than aunt and nephew . When i was 16 my parents asked her to look after me when they went on holiday to Spain . As i had got older she had been the focus of my fantasy when i wanked . When i was with her i tried to look up her dress when she was sitting on the couch or bending down trying to see her panties . She started to notice me looking at her panties . She asked me outright if i was looking up her dress . At first i denied it . Without me realising , she was finding ways to make sure that i got to see her panties . Sometimes i got an erection . One time she was standing behind me and i was standing in front of a full length mirror . I cold see her in the mirror . She was standing with her back to me . I wached her lifting her dress above her waist . She was wearing a lace thong . She was fidling with it as if it was making her uncomfortable . When she let her dress fall to cover her . I turned away . There was nothing more to see . Less than a minute later i could feel her hand going down the top of my shorts and holding my erect penis . She said you enjoyed that little show . Then she was pulling my shorts down saying let me have a look . She was masturbating me . It did not take long for her to make me cum . When i had cum she asked if i had enjoyed it . It had been one of my fantasies . So i told her i had . Then she said if you do things for me . I will do that for you . She started to undress . I stood staring at her as she undressed . Looking at her gorgeous body . She told me to follow her . She lay on the bed and told me to take off the rest of my clothes off and join her . The first thing she asked me to do was lick her and not to stop unless she told me . When her orgasm had finished she told me to stop . She masturbated me and i did what she wanted . Then i had my greatest fantasy come true . She asked me to fuck her . She let me cum in her vagina . For the rest of the two weeks that my parents were away i slept with her . No one has ever known that we are having sex . We get away with a lot of things . With people never thinking that an Aunt and her much younger nephew would be having a sexual relationship .

    Morning Sex

    I woke up this morning to the most amazing sex I’ve had in a long, long time.

    Thank you, little brother! I love you so much.

  • It Will Save Me A Fortune And It's Really Hot!

    My confession is more of a concern I suppose.
    I am not blessed with an enormous cock about 5inchs fully hard, my older brother takes after our dad and hes about 2-3 inches bigger. He was a bulky when we were teens and if he caught me and my mate in his room taking loose change or borrowing his records he'd wait until parents were out before he handed out his punishment, which was normally telling my friend he'd make him suck him off unless he told the truth. My friend Kevin would always blame me and I had to suck him off, but as you do and your watching these things Kev wanted a taste too. Anyway that was when we were teens.

    Now he has his own business spraying cars .
    About 10 years ago my wife took on her late dads Fiat X19 and mechanically its sound but the body is rotten.
    Joe my brother said he'd sort it out for nothing if Denise my wife helped him, not me just her. I said no, its ok I'll remove rust, fill it her etc and I'll pay him to spray her.
    Suit yourself he said. That was 10 years ago. Denise is nagging me to let Joe spray the car as she wants us to take it to a classic car show.
    I called him to have a look one day when Denise was out.
    He looked and said thats about £2k worth of work mate but if you can convince delicious Denise to have paint I already have and you let me fuck her then it won't cost you a penny.
    I said just the once and he immediately grabbed my cock which was semi and said ." It doesn't work like that though does it. Because when slutty little whores get a taste of big cock they keep coming back.
    Right time for you to pay me and he got out his fantastic cock and nowadays hes completely shaved and its looks way bigger than I remember, and there I am in good jeans on my garage floor swallowing my brothers cock and cum.
    As I was sucking him he pulled my hair and asked if it was a deal?
    I don't know, I started to say.
    Wrong Answer little Brother and he was banging my mouth so hard , I just gave in, and said yes!. Yes take my wife and use her.

    Sleepover Mistake Turned Sister Into Sex Machine

    My sister is four years younger and at the time I was just 17. And I was the first bf her friend ever had. So the first time her friend stayed overnight I slipped into bed with the two of them and ended up screwing my new gf with my sister sleeping next to us. Later that night I woke up hard and horny for more pussy. It was different but I was to into it to realize I was mistakenly fucking my sister instead. She was much more active, relaxed, and into it. Was it because she was asleep or just that much more excited. So much better I thought and this was only my third fuck ever. Obviously my sister thought it was good enough that started fucking at least once a day. Me and my sister fucking was all I lived for at the time. And I loved that I was seeing her up close and personal as she developed into such a hot foxy girl. My sister got better looking and more sexual over the next 7 years or so. And she continues to get better in all ways. She let me do whatever I wanted and encouraged experimenting. We were sneaking but at some my parent had to suspect something or they were just that mindless. Our sex continued until 22 I got a decent job and moved out. My sister visited regularly and often slept over. Then I met a girl who got too suspicious. So I grew up and chilled my sister by cutting her off sexually. We still talk but no more sex except twice or maybe three times. I am 24 now and still think of my sister when I masturbate. So pretty with the best ass tits and tight pussy that she knows how to move. She has the best rythm and that is one thing she taught me. Still my sister is the best fuck I have ever had. I am so grateful for my mistake that night.

    3 Cocks Sounds Amazing

    I have been married for over 15 years , I am 45 my husband is 60, we have a child who is 10, and we are very happy.

    When I met my husband the age gap didn't bother me, he never seemed 15 years older than me and I never felt that much younger. We were both married before, me on the rebound, and him because he had to. Therefore I was in my 20s when I met him and he was just divorced. Apart from lots of similar cultural interests sex was great, he allowed me to be myself and that was great. What was better is that he found my previous relationships a turn on, and included it in our sex life very early on, calling me a dirty cocksucking slut, cumloving whore etc. I was enormously turned on by this talk, but would say soon after sex had finished that it was better to keep it fantasy.

    However since Covid I suppose sex has got hotter, and although he doesn't know I know well he certainly hasn't told me, but he takes medication now. He gets eight blue tablets which he chops in half so in theory we can have sex every two days, but the prescription is 10 days ahead so it can be more often. Basically if I do something silly around the house like throw all the cutlery in the drawer with out sorting it out.will, he will say someone is asking for a spanking. If I'm in the mood I'll say yes when our D is in bed. This has worked for us and is cock is always ready for me. Anyway back to letting another cock fuck me, we speak about it bit it has never happened and that's down to me mostly and a bit him who doesn't want to let go I think, or he says he wants me to initiate it so that it's definitely me in control not being exploited by him.

    OK and I'm sorry if this is a bit long but I think background information is important, the reasons why I have been hesitant until now, well we live in a tiny village, I am very vulnerable and agree to things even if I don't want to especially if I have had a drink or two, and I don't want men coming to our family home, having my phone number, controlling me instead of me controlling the situation. Ideally I'd like to be fucked by multiple cock, cum in me and all over me- and then "Teleport " those randy fuckers out of my bedroom until the next time, Science has move on in great strides but I don't think that's ever going to happen.

    So me and my husband has role-played all kinds of scenarios , out on my bike country lane , chain come off right by wooded secluded area, guy helps and I help him by showing my tits off, bending down showing my tiny knickers, or being taken to someone's house where my husband has previously arranged a Facebook Marketplace purchase only for a big cocked fucker to be their and my husband encourages me to suck the gentleman for a discount.

    As I said we have played around with this and exhausted it to death, so something had to give and this is what happened.

    We went away up North, rented a cottage not far from my sisters house, they have kids so it was great, lovely area to play lovely weather.

    We over at my sisters house, when her husband who I grew up with and was one of the only locals who never shagged me, said that Ross was back at his mums, as his mum had a fall, and Ross and his brother Dale are doing the house up to sale as mum is moving in with him. Brother in law teased that I used to go out with Ross didn't I , I said we just knocked around a bit, " is that what they call it those days.

    Anyway I told Ross you were back up, and he said "if we want bring her over and we can put her to work, that girl had such energy and so generous "
    I was mortified said I am going back in, and said they shouldn't believe everything they hear.

    Shall I tell my husband after I go In case he tries to talk me out of it as he will be performing in front of his brother in law?

    Pakistani Mother Son Incest

    I had sexual relationship with my mom for 5 years from age 15-20. As far as i remember i have always been super attracted to my mother, around age 13 i started masturbating while thinking of mom naked. I still used to sleep in my parents room and sometimes my mom would have me sleep next to her and would kiss and cuddle with me. I remember trembling from hornyness. One time i slowly open her kamiz buttons and put face in her deep cleavage, after 5-6 mins my mom put her hand on my head and directed my face towards her nipple. My mom has large light brown nipple with creamy white body complexion, she has 3 beauty spots near her left nipple. We did this daily for weeks on night when papa was out of city for a week, me and mom were in hed late at night it was humid and hot and raining ourside. This time when i started kissing her neck, she pulled me on top of her, my erect penis was pushing on her pussy. That night she slide her hand in my shorts and cup my penis and balls, she took my shorts off while kissing my neck and squeezed me tight between her legs, her pussy area was fully soaked and her black panty was visable. She then switched positions and got on top of me, she was heavy for me back then, she quickly took her shalwar and kamiz off and guided my penis with her 2 fingers into her vagina. It was extremely wet, warm and pulsating, after she took me in she laid flat on top me, i was froze from bliss, i remember her soft sweaty body rubbing againt my body, i moaned few times saying ammi ji( my mommy) to which she wispered mera beta meri jaan. Sweat was dripping from her body on to time, after 5 mins i cummed in her. We did this regularly till i was 20. After which my mom was intered in sex and we stopped. But for those years i cant forget the sex and the love she game me late nights. I miss the taste of my moms saliva and her warm pussy juice. Since then i always chase that feeling but never got it again. I wished we still made love.

  • I Think I Need To Try This Again, Just To Make Sure.

    I am 52 and been married to my husband for over 20 years we have both been married before and were recently divorced when we met, my husband is 64. Dinner was great and the wine relaxed me and we were able to get to know each more intimately immediately, I was still in my 20's and he was in his 40's.

    That night the gentleman was anything but and had his hand around my throat and another up my skirt finding my tiny black soaking wet panties. He mocked me knowingly "all prim and proper but your pissing out c**t juice" my pussy immediately twitched as he pulled my wet panties to one side and started to noisily finger fuck me. I went to grab his cock, " stop he said" not yet, he wanted to know how many cocks I've had before , which wasn't that many? Whether I've had two cocks at the same time , I said I hadn't which was true. Then he started to stick more fingers in me and I was screaming on ecstasy. Do you want another cock, slut?

    No I said , but soon changed my mind and said yes. To be completely honest my first husband was religious nut and nothing happened like this, a few thrusts later I am saying Yes I want more cock, I want to be a hot wife , I want to a dp . He's naked now and big his strong hands grab my hair and his cock is in my mouth, I am sucking greedily then my phone sends me a message , its my flat mate she's coming back,do we want any take away? We say no but there's enough time is left for me to be fucked hard and I knew he was the one.

    The next day I text him and send an email saying sex was great but I need him to know that last night as great as it was , was all I need , I don't need another cock and honestly if he can fuck me like he fucked me last night , he can do it as often as he wants but we don't need any help.

    Phil agrees and we marry.

    And all through the 20 odd years we have been role played another person fucking me.

    Phil has gone close, gone onto Websites contacting big cocks! Probably met some on his own, test driving them I guess! But I've always backed out.

    Phil has retired now and we have a young teenage son! So when our son is at school we have more time to fuck, and another cock is often brought up but always by me first, but I then back away, saying I was only role-playing after and lets keep it fantasy.

    Fast forward to 3rd Aug this year we are away on a small rural farm ,with members of my family who I do not know but my husband contacted for a freebie.

    My husband and son go walking and left on the Sunday morning, my uncle next door is about my husbands age 6ft big build and spoke excellent English, he said that I should pop in for lunch, rather than be on my own, his wife was making a simple pasta and they are travelling back Monday morning and hate wasting food. I said I wasn't that peckish , but then Gertrude his wife came out and insisted I join them, she was younger than me perhaps 40 , a lovely smile and was very athletic a firm build almost muscular with no fat, blond hair in a pony tail. Let's be clear nothing but lunch was on the menu, thats not the way I roll.

    I couldn't escape if I wanted to Gerty knocked on my door, and I dont know why as I never drink in the day, I picked up a bottle from the side and then I wasn't going in empty handed.

    It was a lovely spread like from a posh deli, I eat as much as I could and had one glass of wine then Steff poured me a desert wine which was lovely. We left the kitchen area and went into the lounge.

    Then completely out the blue Gerty says, Marie you are a good judge yes?

    I said I think so, she stood up and said "my tit's, knockers what ever you say here" are they real or fakes. I went completely red, and said I don't know, meanwhile steffan bought another bottle in. Then Gurty came and stood next to me, yours are real aren't they, I said they were and with that her hand is on my breast holding it , weighing it. I really want to leave now, but Gerty says feel mine, I hesitate but she shoves her tit's right near me, I stand up give her boob's a play with and say they are lovely, and feel real. In seconds her top and bra top are off and she's top less. Suck my tit's get a real taste. I've no idea why but I did and she's then taking her skirt and Panties off. And she's a tattoo in German above her pussy. Eat me you sexy lady and I drop to my knees and I'm licking this strangers pussy. My first time and I'm pissing juices into my panties, I haven't been fucked in 3 days as I will not have sex with our son being in such close proximity.

    All of a sudden Steff is stood next to me he has a full hard on.

    The next bit is so embarrassing Gurty says fuck her she's desperate I can smell her pussy, she wasn't wrong and I motioned for Gurty to sit on the sofa I dived between her legs and I'm still in a summer dress but I leave it on but take my sopping wet panties off and wait to be entered.His cock seems massive, Phil came around and sucked my cock while Gurty was in with your son , he's so big !.