Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

I'm Telling My Sister On World Incest Day, August 1

I'm done waiting. I'm done seeing the love of my life get her heart broken again and again by men who don't deserve her. I'm tired of masturbating to pictures of her at the beach last summer. I need to see and feel all of her body. I need to hold her in my arms every night as we fall asleep together.

World Jncest Day is coming up. That's the day I'm going to tell my sister I love her.

If you have feelings for a family member, join me and millions of others on August 1 by confessing your love.

Loving your family is better than loving strangers.

  • Cry Uncle 2

    Continued:
    Well, I had a moment alone with my uncle. When I realized that the family was out and would not be back for a good while, I decided to just approach him in an upfront honest way.
    He had gone out for a run and when he got home shirt off in his hand, glistening in sweat his package nicely outlined in his running shorts, I just told him how attractive he looked, how much of a turn on he was and that saw him masturbating in the shower. He turned very red with embarrassment but I quickly repeated how much it turned me on. He apologized for what I witnessed. I just blurted out, I want so bad for us to fuck. He said he’s flattered but… I interrupted him at this point, cringing and said, you don’t find me attractive? He said, don’t be ridiculous you are a stunning girl but my niece. I began to hold back tears of embarrassment when he hugged me very tight. He’s a lot taller than I and my face was buried in the sweat of his chest. I did something I’ve never ever done. I licked his chest like it was ice cream, his salty sweat seemed delicious. He didn’t stop me as I then sucked and nibbled on his nipples. His penis grew huge pressing into my tummy and then we were locked into a very passionate kiss. He pushed me away a little and said we shouldn’t. I dropped to my knees and pulling his shorts to the floor exposing his thickness. I’ve been told by boyfriends that I give the best head they’ve ever had. I really wanted to be the best for him. I first kissed the head circling my tongue around it and began sucking on the underside. His hands were on the back of my head, he moaned when I placed him in my mouth. I made love to his penis and loved looking up at the ecstasy displayed on his face. My fantasy literally cumming true. He started throbbing in my mouth, said he was cumming and tried to pull my mouth off him. I shook my head no and holding firm to his bum cheeks so he could not pull me off, I took as much of him in my mouth and throat as he came. I just looked up at him, his face. His cum, so much, that some of it ran out of my mouth and down my chin. I wiped it off with my t-shirt and then took it off. He lifted me up onto the kitchen island, sucked and played with my tits before pulling my leggings off and then ate away at my pussy right there and then. It was so nice to see his face between my legs. With nerves, it took longer than I would like but I came and very strongly. He was hard again and asked if we needed birth control. I have an IUD so he slipped into me and slowly fucked me until he came again. It was more than what I had imagined. Much more. We had a shower together and luckily were out all of two minutes when my brother and his friends came into the house. We weren’t caught. Sadly tomorrow he leaves for home but asked me to visit anytime I wish and I will! Thank you to those who told me to take the chance. It paid off in a thick way.

    Wedding Aftermath

    My brother and I hooked up very briefly after a family wedding when we were both kinda drunk. It was just kissing and some under dress over bra groping until we both kinda realised what we were doing and stopped.

    Since then he's made it really obvious that he didn't want to stop and has started sending me flirty messages, slapping my ass when we're alone etc. I've called him disgusting and said it was a huge mistake and every time he brings it up I change the subject or walk away.

    My real confession is that actually I didn't want to stop either, and the thought of us giving in to these urges gets stronger every time he makes me feel desired.

    So yeah, I have the hots for my brother and next time he asks I may not be able to resist.

  • And The Incest Was Like Bottled Poetry...

    To celebrate our three-year anniversary, I took my niece on a spa weekend in Napa for the 4th of July.

    Being away from our town and our old, soon-to-be-ex partners (her boyfriend, my wife) allowed us to practice being a regular couple for a few days. We could hold hands, go for a candlelit dinner at a restaurant, cuddle at the movies, just really be together.

    Of course, the sex every night was incredible. We didn't have to leave our hotel room for fireworks! She had been a timid virgin when she started flirting with me. Now she is shameless, self-actualized, a veritable sex-kitten of a woman.

    For our weekend we decided she should stop taking the pill and I should stop pulling out. Since we are committed to wrapping up our dying, traditional relationships in the next few months, we are thinking ahead and starting our family.

    If we keep this up then, just as my divorce finishes, my niece will give birth to our first child.

    Our ultimate goal is to move to New York State, where avuncular marriage is legal. We want to be seen as a regular couple not just during weekend getaways, but in day-to-day life with neighbors, friends, colleagues. For Christmas, we traded framed photos labeled "Niece" and "Uncle", each with a prominent heart. These adorn our respective desks at work. No one has complained, which is how it should be.

    To my niece, the love of my life, my soulmate, I am so proud of you as a future mom. May we have a beautiful family, fun making said family, and many years of happiness together. I love you. You have given my life renewed meaning.

    --Uncle

    Mom And Sister

    My dad and mom divorced when I was small. My sister who was older went with my mom. I stayed with my dad. At first we would do the holiday get together and stuff. But they fought to much and eventually my mom and sister left to live with my grandma across the country. I tried to keep it touch. I sent letter and drawing. But got no reply. When I got a cell I would call and text but no answer. My grandma would answer tho and she always told me my mom loved me. I started to think my dad was lying to me and trying to keep me away from them.

    Last year my dad passed away after getting sick. I did my best to take care of him. My grandma came to the funeral and she decided to take me in. I pack up what was in mine and my dads small apartment And left.

    The new town is a lot smaller. I played lots sports in highschool. So I tried to continue working out, I was used to going to the gym, and eating as healthy as I could. This town didn't have any gyms the only places to get food were from gas stations and the small mom and pops grocery store with no real selection. I would do my best running and riding my bike. There are only a few places to work. The lumber yard or mines on the outskirts of town. A lot of the young guys work the lumber yard. When I introduced myself I would get a few funny looks when they found out who my mom and sister were.

    There was this guy who was an asshole to everyone. For some reason he seems to target me. One day he took my milk out of my cooler and left it in the sun. He put it back so when I went on break the milk had spoiled in the sun. I threw up. I knew it was him so I lost my temper. I used my wrestling and shot for a double leg. I got in a few shots before I was pulled off. When the boss found out he sent the guy home for the rest of the week (2days). On Monday he was still upset saying I cost him money and took food off his table. The boss separated us and warned us both. I did my best to stay away and ignore him.

    It was Wednesday and that jerk came in hung over. He was slowing everyone down and the area supervisor came asking why we were slacking. One of the guys told him that the jerk was slowing us down. The area supervisor went and talked to him. About 10 minutes after her left, the jerk walked up to me blaming me. We started arguing. He called my mom and sister the town whores. I lost it on him. The guy took a swing at me. I sucked under him and picked his ankle. I was trying to choke him from behind but he tried to stick his thumb in my eye. I bit his thumb real bad. I eventually squeezed tight enough he passed out. Luckily the boss had stopped the truck when he heard the yelling and saw everything.

    The guy was fired and I was suspended I was going to get punished more harshly but I threatened to tell that this wasn't the first time that jerk had gone to work smelling like booze.
    I was at home when I got a text message. When I opened it up it was a video of my sister. She was surrounded by a bunch of guys. They were taking turns cumming on her face. After that I got another video this one was of my mom. She was getting penetrated while more guys were around her. This continued for about 10 min.

    I had a dozen or so videos and some pics. I don't know what to do. It seems like everyone was right. My mom and sister are the town sluts.

  • Always Had A Crush On Her

    My Aunt who is 43 but looks much younger is a very attractive petite woman. I’ve always had the silly crush on her.
    A few weeks ago I went over to their house to visit but she was the only one home since my Uncle and cousin had gone to play golf.
    As we were talking I had the feeling she was flirting with me so I took a chance leaning over kissing her on the cheek.
    The next thing I knew we were kissing very passionately which led to us ending up having sex.
    Yesterday she called me to tell me she was pregnant. She told me my Uncle had a vasectomy after their daughter was born so there was no doubt it was mine.
    She wants me to help her pay and get an abortion but I would actually like to see her with a baby bump knowing it was mine.

    Crying Uncle

    My Uncle David is here visiting and days back I walked into the main bathroom not being use to anyone using it and caught him masturbating in the shower. I slowly and quietly closed the door to just a crack and watched him via the reflection in the mirror doing his thing. His erection is very big, thick and the arousal I felt watching him made me very wet. Watching him cum was so exciting. I haven’t been able to get that image out of my mind and nor do I want to. In fact I have masturbated 3 times to the image in my mind.
    He is very athletic much younger than my mom and very good looking.
    My thoughts are, well, overwhelming and my want even more so but what do you do? I’m not a virgin and would love to have him fuck me or put him in my mouth and just stare at his face as he cums. If I take the risk of coming on to him it could really disrupt the family dynamic.
    Frustrating is what it is.

    Never Forget Her Calling My Bluff

    My third year of high school was not going well, grades were poor and my mother was at her wits end with parent teacher conferences all going badly. We were having probably our third or fourth conversation where she asked what it was going to take for me to improve, the smart ass kid in me said Show me your boobs and I will get A's on my next report card, she did not even blink an eye and I thought for sure I was going to be sent to my room but not even two seconds later her shirt and bra were up and she was showing them to me.

    She kept saying I gave you what you wanted! over and over, you don't get A's I am putting you in a military boarding school and don't think I have not looked into it already. So there you go Mister, you either live up to your word or off you go, bet you did not think I would do it did you?

    I sat there quite amused actually, she really had nice boobs actually, big nipples and probably F cups back then. I improved my grades but not to all A's, took some more time but when summer break came and my last report card came she was pretty happy about it.

    I pushed it some and asked if I could see them again, Go get a girlfriend she quipped back at me, I kept giving her compliments and she would tell me shut up already. I tickled her one evening when she was walking by me and she smacked my arm saying Hey! not going down that path again, you hear me?

    Alcohol, the root of loosening people up to do things they never thought they would do. She was blitzed, hammered, snockered, call it what you want she was laughing all the way home and had another one when she got there. I was standing in the kitchen and she had changed into her usual pajama sweats and a t-shirt, she stopped squaring herself off towards me and said What? You have not asked to see them in a while? Did you give up? Her hands pulled the shirt right up over her face, boobs on full display not even five feet from me and she was just standing there holding the shirt up so I reached out and rubbed her nipples and she danced some shaking them. I felt more of them, ran my fingers over her nipples again and she laughed out pulling the shirt down, face all red and said Oh, let's get my motor running!

    She staggered some and was holding back laughter, face red as ever and up went the shirt again over her face, Oh fuck it she slurred and I wasted no time playing with them again and this time I sent my other hand downward right over the bottoms in her crotch and started rubbing while playing with her nipples still.

    Oh My God she whispered out, body moving around some from balancing there, told her she better sit down on something and she pulled the shirt right off saying she was really hot, she got over to the couch and laid down. Oh No, bad idea, room is spinning and she was trying to sit back up so I grabbed her hand pulling her upright. I went back to her boobs while she got herself stable again, went right down the front of her bottoms this time and she spread her legs out and closed her eyes, few minutes later I said Let's get these off of you and she was totally naked other than some socks she still had on.

    She was wet in minutes, nipples rock hard from playing with them, eyes opening and closing with her breathing increasing as well, I was rubbing her pussy pretty good and had licked her nipples some but was worried about her laying back and getting dizzy. She was not really focusing on anything then just said Suck your cock like it was a question. I did not hesitate and dropped my pants and underwear putting it right in front of her mouth, she just opened right up and started sucking, gripped it with her hands and kept going. I came minutes later, gave her notice of it starting and she just moaned and ate it, stopped sucking saying She loves that shit and give her more as she squeezed my cock and sucked hard on the head of it. She was drooling a lot, seemed like a whole different woman for sure, I was leaning over and playing with her boobs while she sucked on me. She stopped and just laid back on the couch, spread her legs out again and I thought she was good so I got right down and started licking her pussy fast. Oh my god, Men! she let out a few minutes later, lick my clit for god's sake, right there lick me there as she rubbed it with her fingers. I heard a few yeah's and moans as I found it, long whispered yes's coming out in moans, she also said Fuck I am going to hell for this, yelled at me not to tell anyone we did this, yelled at me again to keep licking it harder. Took a long time, was not sure what was happening then she just let out this long screaming moan saying don't stop like five times as I kept up the stimulation on her clit. Oh my fuck, Oh my fuck she said numerous times and she finally orgasmed all over my face.

    You fucking ass hole she said, why did you tell me I was beautiful and she rolled onto her side and fell asleep.

    Is Parent- Child Sex Over Reported

    Im curious my mum and dad split up hes in NYC now and not like to try and get back to the UK until they have a new president in case they won't let him back in.

    My mum and dad used to swing. Dad didn't keep his part of the bargain and was shagging everyone. Mum filed for divorce and now we live well with one of her divorce lawyers.

    My cock isn't massive its 6inchs when im shaved oiled and smooth. Mum and dad were on Swinging Heaven dad has a big cock.

    Just the other day I heard my mum and her new fella arguing, we are isolated and windows all over the house were open. It started out friendly banter, he made fun of how many men she had; and she bit back, no wonder I let Kelvin fuck me still, he's actually 7.5inches not 7.5 cms! There was silence and my mum apologised , she said Kelvins not coming back, let's make this work. They seemed to be ok and I stayed in my room but quickly calculated an inch is 2.5 cm and her new bloke is carrying 3x 2.5cm that is Three fucking inches, ! how can my mum be satisfied?

    Since Friday I have walked around in shorts when wanker is not around and she's not said anything about my bulges, so guys am I reading to much into this or should I get my cock real hard and tell mum im worried ill never get a girl as I don't think im attractive? and then see how I can manipulate the situation so im giving her at least double what Nerdy Nigel can?

  • My Mom

    I found out that cousin is sleeping with my mom. My dad has left us when I was small. My mom did her best to take care of me. She had a good job until this year. Her employer lost a lot of money on a bad deal. Her job was cut. We eventually had to move I. With my aunt and her husband and sons. My mom became the defacto baby sitter to the youngest. My older cousin (22) was very welcoming. His family is more well off so he would give me hand me downs of a lot of name brand clothes. My mom was very appreciative and so was I.

    My aunt and uncle had left for work. I was going to look for jobs and check out the local community college. I told everyone bye and I rode off on my e bike. About 10 minutes out I realized I forgot my folder with paperwork I needed. I rode all the way back. My room in on the second floor in the back so Instead of going through the front door I decided to go through the back yard. It would be faster. I walked upstairs to my room. I passed by the babies room and saw he was awake. I called for my mom but no one answered.

    I could hear loud music coming from my cousin's room. His door was cracked. I wanted to scare him so I peeked in he was getting a blow job she was naked and kneeling on the floor. I started watching. He stood she stood up and lay on her stomach. He was doing her doggy style. I could see everything. She rolled over. She sat up. It was my mom. His aunt.

    after that I noticed how touchey feeley and lovie dovie they are. I've seen her sneak into his room at night. And now that I know what going on I can hear moaning.