Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

Lost

I (33f) have been living with my husband and step son (23) for years. My husband passed away a few years ago. It's been rough. My stes son left college and never went back. I told him he was always welcome back home. He was reluctant at first. His mother left when he was a child. And then losing his father who was his best friend. He admitted he was afraid of losing. me also I assured him I wasn't going anywhere.

When he moved back I noticed he wasn't the same small boy who left us to go to college. He was a grown man. He had started lifting weights so he was very muscular. It's been very wonderful. Not only because there is a man to do things around here but I didn't realize how much I missed having someone in the house other than my pets.

After a particularly hot day I was returned home from the store. I was sweating. I put everything away. I was going to take a shower. When I walked by the restroom I saw the door was partially open. I went to close it. I saw his reflection in the mirror. the glass was getting foggy but I could see that he was Masterbating. I never knew that his penis was so huge. I have a 7 inch dildo that I use daily and his penis looked way bigger. I watched for a minute before realizing what I was doing. I quickly closed the door and ran to my room.

I was sitting there in shock. I was thinking were the time went. In that shower was a man. I couldn't forget how big his penis was. I felt like masturbating I was so horny but I didn't. I couldn't. When I heard a knock I let him in. He was offering to cook dinner but he might need help . I told him I'd be there after my shower. When I showered for some insane reason I left the door cracked like he did. The whole shower I was looking in the mirror. In some small way I was hoping my step son would return the favor. And peep at me. But nothing.

We started cooking dinner. He was learning one of his favorite recipes. He didn't cook a lot but when he did it was good. He got caught up in slicing veggies for the next step he didn't realize he left the metal spoon in the pan. He burned his fingers I told him to put his hand under cool
Water. while looking at his hand I found myself thing even his hand was big. I started running my fingers on his. I was imagining his huge penis in his palm. When I looked up a saw a glimpse of his father in his eyes. I had to walk away.

I brought him some burn cream. Luckily it wasn't bad. He continues to make dinner. It was delicious. We split a bottle of wine. I told him he was going to make some lady very happy. Maybe it was the wine, but our conversation became more intimate. He admitted that he has only had sex a few times. And neither time was good. He told me about one time that was embarrassing for him, after opening another bottle I start to tell a few embarrassing stories of my own. For some reason I started tell him how I haven't had sex in years. He also admitted that it's been at least a year for him as well. When he started talking about the last time did. I had to end the night. The atmosphere was thick with sexual tension. My pussy was aching

I was laying in bed thinking about it and I decided to tell him we couldn't talk like that anymore. As much as I enjoyed it I was afraid of where it would lead. I made my way to his room. I could see his. Door was open. The flashing light from his room filling the dark hallway. I peeked In and again I saw him masterbating. This time he was fully naked on the bed. He was lost his TV. He had a porno playing. I watched him stroking himself. His cock growing and growing. He pulled out some kind of sex toy. He used some water on his bed to lubricant the toy. I saw him pushing his cock through a ring of some kind. Her turned it on it started spinning and rotating. He started moaning. After pushing a few buttons I saw his toy started moving up and down. He was into it now. His hips were thrusting. I was peeking in from the hallway watching. He was so into masturbating her didn't even look my way. My pussy was aching, my clit swollen. He stay moaning loud now. Hi hips thrusting like crazy. I was jealous I was imagining his hip thrusting, his cock up to in me.

I started fingering myself watching him. He looked like a pro his hips bucking. I usually only use two fingers but I was using three I was ramming them inside myself. I was trying to match his thrusting. His moaning grew louder and I saw his leg shaking. He pulled his dick out of his toy. With a few strong strokes, I saw thick ropes of white cum shooting from his cock.

I ran to my room left the door wide open and a started masterbating. I pulled out my dildo and started using it. I was pushing that dildo as deep as I could. He never walked by or looked in but when I did orgasm it was the best I had had in years.

Since that day after enjoying a few drinks sometimes our conversation gets naughty. I've started to dress more revealing, I know it's bad but I want him so bad.

  • Started Out With Rubbing Her Feet

    My mom worked a job on her feet all day, would come home and just want to soak them for a while then take a shower. I started rubbing them one day and she just loved it, asked me where I learned how to do that because I was only like ten at the time. I had not learned it anywhere and she already knew that, guess massage just came natural to me because I think she truly was enjoying it. She would get home, take her shoes off, she almost always wore nylons and would prop her feet up in the recliner and ask me to rub them. PLEASE!
    On more times than one I would see the crotch of the nylons right up her skirt, she would just be laying there with her eyes closed letting out little sounds of joy as I rubbed away. Months turned into years, I had progressed by adding massaging her calves, she enjoyed it so much she often took a shower first then came out wearing her robe and if she washed her hair had a towel around it, no nylons on and I was massaging her bare skin. The robe did not afford the same view as the skirts and nylons but I was still enjoying her feet a lot.
    So as luck would have it she came home and asked if I could massage her back, just was sore that day, told her sure and she had on a t-shirt and her underwear which were full coverage. When I was done with her feet she said something about being puddy in my hands as I worked up her legs then did her lower back. Once I started rubbing it I kept sliding into the top of her underwear so I slowly kept working it downward until her butt crack was showing, was pushing my palms into the those little round areas on either side of the tail bone and all I heard were sighs of relief from her. I was starting to include pretty much her upper buttock area and no complaints at all from her, underwear was down so far there was probably three inches of her crack showing when I heard her say just pull them down more and keep doing what you are doing, feels amazing.
    With that I pulled them down to her the edge of her ass cheeks meeting thighs, rubbing them so good they would spread and I was looking at her anus and lower vagina lips and hearing nothing but praise from her. I kept going back up to her lower back though and even went up to her shoulder blades just to make it seem like I was not perving on her.
    Several days in a row for the back rubs including her buttock areas, one day she just pulled her underwear right down telling me her upper legs were not the problem it was her lower back and butt that hurt. Her words so I started rubbing her feet as usual but after a few minutes she asked me to please do her back.
    She was pretty much face down on her bed so not even looking my way, I was rubbing and bringing my face inches from her ass cheeks looking at as much of her pussy as I could without raising her eyebrows as to what I was doing. What I was not paying attention to was my erection and what I was wearing that day did not keep it restrained that good. I slid up to her thighs and was leaning over rubbing her back when she moved her ass back and forth and said Feels like someone is a bit excited down there. I told her sorry and she told me that it was okay, your are a guy so if it wasn't happening I would be worried about it.
    So the massaging went on for a few more years, once in a while she still had a back issue pop up and would want it done but my foot fetish continued for a while longer.

    My African Friend Spied And Fucked My Mexican Mom

    I have told my African friend that he can stay overnight at my house because his parents where on vacation
    I have told my mom if it was ok she said yes then the next day he came over and i showed him my room and couple of hours later we are watching tv when my Mexican mom chubby has a Round ass and fat tits came in and started doing yoga infront of us i saw my friend and he was covering his boner watching her then a couple of minutes pass by and my mom decides and goes and takes a shower .
    Then my friend get up and follows her to the bathroom i sneak behind him and he opens the bathroom door and we see my mom naked washing her big brown ass then I see my friend put his hand in his pants and starts jerking off to her then he jerks off untill my mom sees him and turns off the water and says in Spanish what are you doing while covering herself then my friend gets scared and apologises then my mom sees me In the corner watching she grabs him and tell me to go to her room .

    We are sitting on her bed and my mom comes in her towel and says you perverts where watching me ? She Shames me and then she tells my friend to explain himself he just tells her the truth that he found her hot when she was doing her yoga poses the my mom started to blush and said that no reason to watch me shower then my my mom sits next to him on the bed and says let This be the last time i see you creeping on me then my mom sees his borner and she makes him take it out and he does and my mom gasps of how huge it is then my mom starts touching his dick this last for a while then my mom takes off her robe and she kicks me out her room but she didn’t lock it i open a little bit of the door then i see my mom making out with my friend then my Friend starts groping my moms tits and starts sucking her tits then my i hear my mom groan “ay ay asi” then i see my mom guide his head to each tit like when she used to breastfeed me after a while my mom starts sucking his dick pulling down his forskin to lick his tip and sucking in his black balls then my mom tells him to lay down and she gets on top of him and puts his dick in her hairy pussy and says”quedito ok I don’t want yo hurting me “they start fucking and my friend sees me and spreads my mom ass so I can see his cum all over her pussy and asshole then a couple trusts I hear my mom screaming “ay ay me vengo “ my mom cums and falls on top him and sleeps
    The next day when my friend about to leave my mom gives him a big hug and gives him a pear of her panties …. Couples of months later my mom still asks if my friend will stay the night.

  • She's Growing Up And Learning About Herself

    My youngest daughter will be 15 in two weeks. Yesterday while putting laundry away. I found my missing bullet vibrator. It's all good. She should learn to close the drawer on her nightstand. Laughing. Now I know where the triple batteries are going to. I should get her on of the new style charging ones for her birthday.

    The Dildo

    I (41m) have three daughters. My biological her half sister, and my oldest which is my step daughter (19) we all live in a small town. After being real standoff ish at first she had really opened up. We drove the 45 min to Walmart. The whole ride she seemed nervous. When we were shopping she disappeared. I met her at the front of store. We loaded up. She was even more nervous. I asked if everything was ok she said yeah. When we go to the house her mother needed her so I unloaded bags. In one of her bags I could read the word clitoral. So I opened the bag there was a vibrator clit sucker thing. It was shaped like a U. I put it away and tried to forget about it. A couple days later. I was doing laundry. I put her clean clothes in the basket from the drier I also loaded her clothes from washer to dryer. I went and put the clothes on her bed so she could fold them. I need to fill my half empty load so I went into her bathroom grabbed the towel and washed cloths. When I was leaving I saw a towel peaking from under the bed. When I pulled it it unravel. It was a silver vibrator and a rose butt plug. I quickly rolled it up and put it away.

    Over the next few days my curiosity was going crazy. When the ladies went out it was just me alone. I went into her room. The towel was gone. I opened a few drawers. I was ayto give up when i look behind the dresser. There is a thin plastic bin I opened it up and I see a few toys. Some nipple clamps, the clit sucker, the silver vibrator and a couple of butt plugs . It also had some lingerie and hidden in the clothes was a stack of Polaroids. I had been wondering why my vintage Polaroid films had disappeared. I was to scared to look at them. I put everything back. That night I couldn't sleep. I remember that since she got her part time job she had been ordering Amazon a lot. Then next few days she got more packages. I was curious if that's how she was getting her toys. Sure enough she had added some some more lingerie to her collection.

    One afternoon I was bored and horny. I started looking up sex toy. sure enough the stuff in her bin was from Amazon. I have never seen a dildo in real life so I ordered one it was crazy. So realistic. It had skin you could pull and everything. i eventually bought another one. This time I left the box sealed. The next time that she has an Amazon order I opened the box. And slipped it in to her order. Apologized for opening the box. She took the box to her room. I didn't know what to expect. The weekend rolled around and she was at work. I had to put the pile of clothes on her bed. Out of curiosity I went to the bin behind the dresser. When I opened it I saw new toys. But the realistic dildo wasn't in there. I looked under the bed sure enough a rolled towel. Inside was a velvet bag I recognized it as the bad my dildo came in. Sure enough it has her new dildo inside. I also noticed the tiny bottle of lube that came with it was half empty. I realized she must have used it.

    I was horny. Just knowing she used a dildo. That the dildo inside her I bought. That night I was browsing dildos again. I read about create a willy. It a kit that you can make a dildo using your erection. So I bought one. When it came out didn't look to hard to do. The hardest part would be staying hard the whole time. I looked up advice. Some guys talked about tying string to make a home made cock ring. So I tested it out it worked ok. But still not long enough. For some reason I decided if I had proper motivation plus the cock ring. When I was able I went into her room and took the Polaroids. I didn't know what was on them I got the kit ready. And started. When the mixture was ready I had to get hard so I looked at the Polaroids. There were topless ones. A few of her in the bathtub. The full body ones got me excited. Her breast perky and nipples stiff. Her shaved pussy. The clone a willy was successful. I came out good. I added a vibrator to it. I didn't know what to do with it. That night I had sex with my wife but I had the picture of her nude body in my head. I slip the cloned willy into the box my dildo came in and decided somehow I would sneak it into my stepdaughter orders again.

    Sure enough. She order more stuff I opened it. Slip in the dildo in the box I taped closed. I see her run to her room. Dinner time she comes out. She told us she was gonna shower and sleep. I got curious so when she was showering I went and checked the empty box was in the trash can it had been torn open. I went to the bathroom door and listen. I could hear water running. But I could also hear what sounded like sex noises.

    When ever I get a chance I look into the box. It seems like the create a willy dildo is her favorite to. Sometimes I want to take it and throw it away. But then she would know someone knows about her toys. But I also enjoy the thought of her using basically my cock while she is masterbating. Sometimes I wish I was that dildo.

  • The Older I Got I Realized She Did It On Purpose

    My mom would almost always fall asleep while we were watching a late movie, she would also mix a few drinks or have wine some nights and sound really happy and playful. Most of her sleepwear was fairly short mid thigh sleep shirts or these long and short sleeve pajamas that were loose and flowing on her.
    For my teenage hormone filled brain these were looked at as opportunities to look under and inside of and if she appeared out enough even touching. The older I got into my twenties I started thinking maybe she was not that out of it at all and just wanted to be played around with some. The farthest I went with exploring her was licking her pussy several times but never long enough to give her an orgasm, I did not even know how a woman had one at that time. I came on her one time and panicked so bad if she was not out she have been laughing inside barely able to contain herself listening to me get a wash cloth and wipe her off. I had played around between her breasts a bit too much and thought at the time it would fun to ejaculate doing it and it shot out so far it landed on her neck and face with the first few of them. I panicked but she knew what was coming if she was laying there knowing what was going on and listening to me. I can just imagine how often she probably laid there wondering how far I would go with her. I remember this one time where she had laid down on the couch wearing one of her night shirts, had one leg crossed over the other and bent up some, her ass and pussy were on display looking from her feet but when she laid down her head was towards my chair. When I got up and started looking from the other side she never moved at all, just laid there sleeping as I bent over looking very close at her pussy. Another thing she seemed to set up was her button up pajamas, almost never did the top two up so when she laid on her side the upper boob almost always ended up very exposed and a few times the nipple was showing before I even moved the top some. She never really would respond to being touched at all, maybe some murmurs as she rolled to a new position with me always thinking I lucked out because she was either more exposed or easier to get to her. I would be lost in the excitement of it not even thinking she was doing this on purpose.

    I Let My Black Friend Have Sex With My Sister

    Me and my friend where chilling at park when he confessed to me that he wanted to lose his virginity with a Latina then I remembered that I overheard my sister that she wanted to try a black guy then I told my friend I have sister who wants to have sex with black guy his eyes opend up with excitement and said really ? I told him yeah then we walked to my house

    a couple of hours later my sister arrives from the gym she’s chubby and has plumpy ass and fat tits she comes in wearing her leggings and sports bra she looks at my friend nervously then my friend goes and greets her then him and her talk for a while then she goes and takes a shower I tell my friend to go get naked and wait inside her shower he agrees and I see him enter her bathroom i go across the hallway and I peak thru the corner and I see her gasp at my friends arection she tells him where’s my brother he makes a excuse he’s”sleeping “ then she starts touching his dick for a bit then she takes off her shirt to reveal her pink bra I see my friend get happy and he starts playing with her fat tits then I see him take off her bra and it’s the first time i saw my sisters tits so I got exited and started to jerking off as I jerk off I see my friend sucking her tits I hear my sister moaning while she gets her tits sucked he starts telling her that he can taste the sweat of her tits then my sister blushes this goes on about for 5 minutes then I see him pull down her leggings to reveal her pink thong he starts slapping her ass and groping it then he pulls down her thong and pins her on the sink and spreads her ass and I see him shoving his face in her ass then my sister moans again as he eats her pussy from the back until she came on his face then he position himself behind her and starts rubbing his dick on her pussy then he shoves it in my sister she screams when the tip barely goes in he starts going deeper as my sister groans they fuck for 20 minutes then I se my friend take out his dick and cums on my sis back they kiss and my sister goes and washes off then I see my friend comes out happy telling my thanks for letting him fuck her we wait for my sister to get out the shower she comes out and says Somones awake then when my friend is about leave my sister hugs him and asks for his phone number i think this won’t be the last time he fucks her …..

    "brotherly Love..."

    My older brother has made me his sex-slave, and shares me with his friends, as they encourage each other to depths of depravity only possible with young males in the grip of hormones, at our age - mid to late teens. They are constantly debating whether it is even possible to be "wanked to death" and are delighted to try to prove it possible, using me for the ongoing experiment.

    I confess I encourage their efforts, knowing that soon they'll learn the joys of being sucked off, long and often, and my humiliation will be total and probably endless.

    Exciting But A Real Mistake Now

    Last month my parents and I spent a week on my aunt and uncles farm. Me and my cousin who is a year older than me spent lots of time four wheeling.
    One afternoon we ended up at one of their hay barns wrestling in the hay loft. I let things got out of hand and had sex with him.
    Unfortunately being in the country I didn’t have any way of getting a plan b and I just found out I’m pregnant.
    Our parents are going to kill us when they find out. I haven’t told him yet so not sure how he’ll feel about it.

  • Filipino Maid

    My parents who own a mechanical engineering company in Boston. Due to their busy schedules they employed a Filipino lady to housekeep and occasionally cook

    My parents provided an apartment that is attached to our home. The housekeepers name is Rosa. She is age 40 with a three year old boy.. She has two other older kids living in the Philippines.. I have my own home that is close to my parents home and I go there often.

    A year ago myself and Rosa started having an affair. I am single and she is divorced.
    I would visit her apartment often. When she get her little one bathed and ready for bed we would have a wine together.
    Overtime, we started making love and now she is pregnant. Like I say she is 40 and I am 27. She is 7 months pregnant with baby boy.
    Her son says mommy got my baby brother in her belly.
    She will continue working as my parents housekeeper but will live with me in our home. She will be moving in early August.

    Her two older kids in the Philippines know they are getting a baby brother. The oldest kids are a girl 18 and a boy 13. They will be coming here late August to live and attend school
    Here I am at 27 with baby on the way a 40 year common law wife and three step kids aged 3,13, and 18
    One happy family . She may be 13 year older but she likes my virility.