Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

Into My Stepmom

Dad had an affair with a hot, younger woman and she is now my stepmom.

As soon as I turned 18 she became flirty.

Should I?

  • Forbidden Cuck

    I've tried to lead a very open-minded, sexually liberated life. But even for me, my wife's tastes were a little shocking at first. We met at a club, had sex on the first night but got hooked beyond that. We married 3 years ago, she's older than me by 4 years but she is the sexiest, most loving and sensual woman alive on planet Earth. I wasn't going to let that connection go by any means. We love each other profoundly, and sex together is pure bliss.
    Among other things, we connected because of our attitudes towards sex. We have an open marriage, but it's rare for us to connect with anyone else and have other partners. But when we do, we usually share. It was through this practice that she revealed her truth to me early on in the relationship. She was emotionally connected to someone else. She had stopped for a while because she was in this relationship with me, but she revealed to me she and her younger brother (38) had been in love since they were kids. She had even taken his virginity when they were teenagers, and explored together constantly well into adulthood. They even were caught once while still teens, so they kind of became outcasts in their family when they refused to stop. The revelation was a tough pill to swallow for me at first, because I had met the guy several times without this background. It became kind of a speed bump in our relationship, but we talked it out. If sex was about strengthening a strong, positive spiritual connection, it didn't matter with whom. I had seen her being fucked by other men before, it excited me, so we figured we could give it a try and share with her brother.
    It was a game changer. No other lover, besides myself, fulfilled her that much. Watching my wife cum on another man's cock is like a religious experience for me, but this was on another level. Like she became one with him and with the universe, one orgasm after the next. Just watching her fuck her brother can make me cum so hard. And when we share her, dear god. It's pure bliss to feel her move, moan, gasp and tremble as if in a trance. I usually take her ass so that his brother can do the forbidden deed of pumping her own sister full of cum, a though that give me a serious hard on just by writing. Nothing in this world is more beautiful and lustful for me than both of us making love to my wife.

    Aunt By Marriage

    After my uncle passed away I began an affair. with his wife. His wife was my aunt by marriage and not blood related. I was 35 and she was 46.
    They had six kids together ages 26, 24 22. 19 18 and 7.
    The youngest boy was still home.
    On weekends I would visit and stay for the weekend.
    We began an affair and I knocked her her when she was 47. She is 48 now and I am 37 and we have a 20 month old boy. We are still in a relationship.
    When her seven year old was in bed we would go to her bedroom I would screw her.
    I was her nephew but I never ever thought about that when I was blowing a big load of baby making batter up in her. I cum in her every weekend so pregnancy was inevitable
    All good
    We love each other

  • Summer Of 'cest

    I just turned 18 and graduated from high school. I plan to spend my last care-free summer delving into something I've always been curious about. Jncest!

    My brother, 21, is home from college so I am going to seduce him first. Next on my list is my cousin, then my uncle, and last but not least, my dad.

    I think seducing my dad will be the hardest, because he will have to overcome many inhibitions to sleep with his own daughter. I already know from his glances in the last two years that he finds me attractive. He'll be worried that it's wrong (it's not, if I'm the one who starts it), worried about cheating on mom (we can keep it a secret, and it's not like he's going to elope with me, anyway), and worried he'll get me pregnant (I've been on the pill from the school health clinic for 4 years now, no need for boys or men to pull out).

    Has anyone else here been attracted to or slept with their dad? Can you give me any advice, or share your story of how things started?

    Unapologetic Daddy's Girl

    I'm one of those women who as a kid I grew up in a hippy household. My mother was a single mother, my bio father never heard from. I was four and I developed a facial paralysis. We lived in a garage apartment, and the landlady had a son in college. He looked at my face and took me to see a doctor on campus. The doctor examined me and felt I had a psychological issue.

    My mother was angry, she yelled and screamed at him, kicking him, and crying. He held her off, before putting her in a headlock. Walked her around, still screaming and yelling, telling her to settle herself down before he would release her. All this happened outside, where the cars were parked.

    To shut her up he told her I needed a father and as far as she was concerned he was now my daddy. He meant every word of it. He moved his stuff out of the house into our apartment. He moved into my mother's bedroom. He told me that I was to call him Daddy, and told my mother like it or not she was married.

    There wasn't doors for the bedroom, and only a bead curtain for the bathroom. I heard everything as my mother became his wife that evening. He called me to their bedroom for my mother to tell me he was now my Daddy.

    He drove me to the sitter's, he took me with him to the lab on campus, always introduced me as his daughter. As I went through grade school he was at my dance rehearsals, my piano rehearsals, we moved into a house when he finished college, I called his mother grandma. My mother got pregnant and I got my brother, later she got pregnant and I had a little sister. He adopted me officially.

    We were all college age when we were called to the house and we met a preacher, he was there to marry my parents. By then the hippy argument of not needing a paper had gotten old and my mother wanted a ring and a marriage certificate. When she was buried, she wanted her name to be the same as her children's.

    The 'folks' travel a lot, all over the world. The girls both have families, the boy is a poet, musician, and a bohemian. The hippy gene is in him. He has an equally bohemian 'woman' living with him.

    My facial paralysis wasn't there one morning, when I was crawled in bed with my parents.

  • Wife And Brother

    Many years ago my future wife’s father threw her out the family home when he found out she had been sleeping with me so my parents let her live with me in our family home which was quite large so they didn’t mind. After about 4 months I noticed my wife had become very familiar with my elder brother Richard but didn’t think much of it at the time, one morning I had left for work but had forgotten the key to the stock room so returned home and let myself in as I was about to make my way upstairs I heard voices in our bedroom, I knew my mum and dad had left the house an hour earlier just before me so I waited at the bottom and realised it was Marie and Richard talking, at first I wondered why he was in our bedroom with Marie and no one else in the house then listening to their conversation made me nearly sick with shock, Marie was half heartedly having a go at him saying he knew she was having problems with the coil so wasn’t on any birth control, at first I thought why she discussing our intimate details with him then as he was replying saying he was sorry but couldn’t help himself I realised they had just finished having sex and he had cum in her, at first I wanted to go up and confront them but then I thought of all the family upheaval it would cause then as I heard them start kissing and our bed creaking then Richard saying could they do it properly this time and Marie replying well I suppose you can, I started finding the whole situation very horny and rubbing my cock, here I was letting my brother fuck my future wife on no birth control so a possible pregnancy in the making I found it all too much listening to their lovemaking and the creaking of our bed knowing his cock was in Marie’s fertile vagina he was experiencing only what I should I whipped out my cock and started wanking away to the sound of my brothers cock thrusting into Marie, the c**t was banging away on her saying he wanted to get her pregnant and Marie in total sexual throws saying yes yes fuck me fuck me hard Rich give me your baby sperm building up to a massive orgasm I had never given her she praised Richard’s performance and cock as he started to cum and grunt an groan yes yes get me pregnant get me pregnant I’ll pretend it’s your brothers it’ll be our secret

    Ooops That Wasn’t Meant To Happen

    I walked in on my younger (age 20) brother when he was coming out the shower and my gosh did I have a surprise and what I saw! I pretended like it was fine and didn’t matter but found myself thinking of his body and very big penis for the rest of the day so by the night, I had to get my hands on it and I did! It feels wrong but also so fucking good that we now can’t stop whenever we’re alone

    Caught Aunt Accidentally Naked

    I was 25 and staying over at my aunt's place, she lives in another country so I was visiting for a week. I'd taken my girlfriend along, and one day we were just about to leave the house when I thought of something I needed to ask my aunt.

    I knew she was upstairs somewhere so I called up, but there was no answer, so I walked to the top of the stairs and called again. A voice behind the door in front me called out "yes, what it is it?". Before I could answer, the door was flung open fully and my aunt was stood there, wearing absolutely nothing. She'd clearly just got out of the shower as her red hair was wet, both the hair on her head and the thick red bush between her legs, which I was facing straight towards as I was standing a couple of steps down from her. I'd never seen her naked before and she had a really beautiful body. I was totally stunned for a moment.

    I stuttered out an embarrassed "oh, sorry..." and made to go down the stairs, when she replied "it's ok, I thought you were my husband. What did you want?". She remained facing me and made no attempt to cover herself, so I tried to remain calm and keep my glance away as I talked to her, though it was nearly impossible not to see her naked as she was right there in my peripheral vision. We finished the conversation and she went back into the bathroom, while I headed down to my girlfriend, now feeling very flustered and very conscious of being aroused too. "So did you find her?" she asked, as I tried to stop my head spinning over what I'd just seen.

    I Think My Father Impregnated Me On Father's Day

    When I visited my folks for Father's Day, dad was being extra-flirty. I wore a miniskirt and a tight top that he likes. As my dad, he had seen my body before, and even watched it blossom into womanhood.

    Mom had to go to the store and that was when it happened. Dad kissed me in a way that was more than fatherly. In no time, he'd lifted my skirt, pulled the crotch of my panties to the side, and entered me. The penis that made me was inside me! It was like a homecoming, and it felt so natural. Dad's penis is not small, either. I knew from seeing him around the house.

    We didn't know how much time we'd have. I begged him to pull out because I haven't been dating and so haven't needed birth control. He pulled me close, grunted, and flooded me with his seed. He did apologize. "You felt too good inside for me stop!"

    He must have ejaculated right up against my cervix because I feel the familiar symptoms of early pregnancy. Of course I'll have to wait another 3 weeks before taking a test, but I am starting vitamins now to be sure my body is ready for this pregnancy. (My other two kids are from my ex-boyfriend.)

    Is it wrong to have your own father's baby?

  • Question

    Question bout doing stuff with My mom’s boyfriend.

    He’s not like a father figure. Mom moved in with him but we kept the house my brother and I grew up in. I had a bedroom at the new house but now I only sleepover when my fiancé works out of town to spend time with my mom. It’s a nice big house, he has a good job, he spends money, seems to have a lot.

    We were all good, no fights, but no hugs and kisses, like family would do. I thought I was alone in the house, I came out of the shower walked around, walked into the family room, back and forth a few times. And damn, he had been sitting in the chair reading. I gave him several good shows, danced around some to. I think he might have thought I did it on purpose. I fucking swear, I did not. We laughed it off, I didn’t scream coverup or run away. I just said well this is uncomfortable and walked away. After I got dressed I didn’t want to even talk bout it, but he did. I said please don’t talk bout this. But we did. He kept complimenting me on my body like he was being nice I didn’t want to hear bout it.

    It gets worse, I’m in college 2 jobs I’m broke. Before the naked happened if I asked mom for money and they said no I say guess I’ll sell feet pictures on OF.

    I asked mom for 200 for a trip I was taking and she gave me some but not all. After he came up and said he’d make a trade. I didn’t see it coming. Basically a live OF feet picture session. I said yes cause I didn’t think it through. So it’s been 2 years and it moved up to other things. And I like the money. Most of the things aren’t cheating but they are if you put it all together. The feet thing, I’m only wearing a tshirt it’s long but he rubs my feet, kinda spreads them open, this is embarrassing. I get it I’m 22 he’s old, 50. The list of things any thing 2far. I flash him my boobs, no touching. The feet thing with the view. No touching. He pulls it out and I watch him but only until he’s ready I just can’t no touch anything. He asks for my thongs I don’t ask what he does. The thing that I post this for.. he smells my armpits. Kinda some touching it’s when I get home from the gym. Just my bra, arms over my head, he licks them too. He does it for as long as he wants. Feels good if I’m honest.