Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

Grandaughter Whats A Baby

Yeah, she's always been my special girl but when my son and daughter-in-law invited me to come live with them during the pandemic, my grandaughter and I became even closer.

At 24, she has grown tired of watching her friends get married and have babies. So, she asked me if she could stop her birth control I could give her a child.

I'm inclined to say yes. The only things that give me pause are...

How will we tell my son?

Will my greatgranchild's life be harder because I can only be there for them, speaking realistically, for the first 10 or 15 years?

  • Taking Care Of Family, No Matter What Ever It Needs To Be Done.

    My older brother Jeff 42. Fucked up and has a vacation at the state pen. My sister n law Jackie she's 38. Blonde, big tits and can't figure out on how to work a lawn mower. So little brother does the yard work. Yesterday after not raining for two days. Went over and mowed the yard. Afterwards Jackie asked about the rest of my day. I replied sit on the back deck drink a few cold beers and watch the clouds go bye. Then I asked why? She replied take a shower and I'll find some clean clothes you can wear. And I'll buy dinner at the local sports bar restaurant. I replied ok. Got cleaned up and off went we went. Sure enough least she knew how to pay for dinner. After getting back to their place. Still in the car Jackie reaches over and rubs my cock. And says I've haven't been fucked in six months. I'm thinking well bro. I'm going to service your old lady. I smiled and replied fill my fantasy. Five minutes later in their bedroom and undressing each other. Best fourplay ever. The titty play oh my god. We took turns fucking each other. Before I left I played with those titty's once again. While doing that my hand slid down, and I fingered her to another orgasm. Moaning her ass off. After she settled down. She looked at me and said I think the yard will be needed to be mowed again this Saturday.

    Sister's Husband Is Away

    My sister and I always had a special relationship. We were very loving with each other as children. Years went by, we both became so horny, she's always been so sexy and beautiful, I don't look bad myself. Left to our own devices, it was just a matter of time for us to start fooling around as teenagers. She's a bit older than me (just a little over year), so she was more experienced than me. I lost my virginity to her at 15.

    We had our few scares, but we got good at not getting pregnant and hiding our relationship (we were our only family besides our mom, who passed away a few years ago). We've been secret lovers since then, but we knew we couldn't keep it up without projecting some image of normalcy. We've dated other people every now and then, but she did get married.

    He's a neglectful asshole obssesed with work. Fortunately he's not violent or anything, but my sister is barely a trophy wife for him. It's sad for her, but it's also convenient for our relationship. We sneak around most of the time, but the guy travels a lot, sometimes for weeks at a time. We take those chances to have getaways of our own, call them honeymoons, fuck all day, every day. We love each other, but she likes to be a whore. Her husband can barely last a few minutes and is barely concerned with pleasuring her. So I keep her satisfied, fucking her rough, calling her whore, using her ass, pussy and throat until she can't stand up and gasps for air from cumming so much.

    The guy got her pregnant. She's ok with that, although a kid will complicate things. However, in the meantime, it's hot as fuck. I didn't expect to be so turned on by her pregnant body, and she's hornier than ever before. The asshole is out of town again, so I have her milky tits all for myself. It gets me so hard just thinking about sucking the milk out of her. That alone made her cum like a crazy whore yesterday. And I get to go hard and bareback on her pussy for a while.

  • Little Sister And Her Friend

    My little sister asked me to buy liquor for her and her friend and wanted to come over my house and drink so I got couple of 5ths of whiskey we started doing shots i said first to take your boobs out gets 50bucks I couldn't believe it they both took off their shirts and told me to pay up handed them the cash I said for every song you give me a lap dance I'll pay 30bucks her friend let's do this after 3dances I told her I want to watch you give my sister a lap dance and talk her into giving me one she said if I get her to do it that I better suck on her titts I told her I'll do more then that after awhile she talked her into giving me some I sucked her nipples and grabbed her ass and pulled her on my dick and her friend said she wants to give me another one but this time I took my pants off she jumped right on me when my sister left the room her friend said she wants to hold my sister down and watch me fuck her I told her I'll do it if you're serious and if I do that I want to fuck you to soon as my sister sat down she grabbed her hands and asked her if she's ready to get fucked I pulled her panties off and fingered her and stuck it in her friends mouth and ate her out then I turned her over and put her face in her friends pussy and stuck my dick in her and fucked her hard as I could and pulled out and fucked her friend

    Sister In Law Sex

    When I was 12 my parents went on a special 6 week vacation to Australia visiting friends I was staying with my elder brother and sister in law who was 19 at the time, to cut a long story short she caught me wanking with her knickers and first of all went mad at me then seeing my distress gave me a cuddle we then both got carried away and I kept on trying to go further and further starting with kissing then feeling her bottom then breasts then between her legs finally getting her knickers off and fucking her bare back didn’t even think of birth control it was just the most fantastic feeling cumming inside her, after she said it must not happen again but I blackmailed her and I think she wanted to as well but couldn’t admit to cheating on my brother with his underage brother also the law but we had sex many times over that time and I didn’t realise it at the time but there’s a good chance I got her pregnant and my niece is actually my daughter,

  • Making Daddy Pay And Making Husband Listen.

    The truth is I married a spontaneous fool. I love Jerry with all my heart and he loves me. However he has costs us Thousands of pounds with his crazy decisions. My dad is well off and will always help me out of the hole Jerry put me in.
    But this last predicament wasn't simple schmoozing. If I wanted money for a new fancy car because Jerry bought one that was non existent £9k cheaper then Daddy wanted more than me popping round cleaning up for him in my miniskirt and heels with my tit's hanging out, like I used to do as a teenager when I wanted to have tickets and money for Wembley Arena.
    He said he wants more that that and he wants to give Jerry a piece of his mind.
    So this was the deal, daddy would buy Jerry and I the car he wanted, from a reputable dealer and even insure it for us, the only difference daddy's company were the registered owners.
    Jerry wasn't convinced so my daddy said then you can have the car I won't put him on the insurance and I'll take back the Merc and he can drive that Rover Metro.
    Jerry reluctantly agreed we went to my fathers lovely old cottage and I remembered quickly to turn the music off before we got to his door as that's another thing that annoys him.
    We let ourselves into daddies place and he immediately asks Jerry for the keys to the the Mercedes, Jerry hands them over.
    And my dad let him have. When will you fucking learn, you are a college boy with no clue of the real world. You can't look after my daughter. Why don't you ask for help, I would have got the car checked out! But no, then my daughter has to beg me to help and I'd glady to that any way. Well I've a feeling I know what sort of man you are and very soon we will find out!
    My Dad went to the windows and locked then all, the back door, side door and front door. He put the keys in his pocket and said. Well you are going nowhere and you are going to have to listen.
    My Dad pulled me and I was being dragged upstairs.
    We're in his bedroom, I go to shut the bedroom door. "No you fucking don't! " he roared. He sat on the bed and he said you ! Get over my knee, I did and he started to massage my bottom then he lifted my skirt and I could feel his cock.
    And wow I was a hot teenager again.
    " you dirty little slut" he said look what you done to your daddy's cock, I'm going to have to punish you.

    :Jerry "he yells , bring me my leather belt hanging on the kitchen door. In a flash Jerry is standing next to us with my dads leather belt in his hand.
    Sit over there he says as he points to a bedroom chair.
    Then he starts to thrash me on my pantie covered bottom. I am already in doubt how this will end! My mother passed away 17 years ago and I've been daddy's source of relief for nearly that long.
    My daddy is from the Travelling community his whole family have looked out for each other. Jerry is an outsider but I love him.
    Next the belt has stopped and psycho dad is here. Daddy is so sorry baby abd he's rubbing my bare bottom and fingerings my completed smooth slit. I'm sorry daddy and I'm on my knees pulling my daddies meaty cock out , it's about 7 inch and fat Jerry has 5in and no girth at all.im on my knees sucking for all I'm worth. Jerry my dad asks with a bit more tenderness, "stand up boy " well well he's enjoying the show Sinaed, drop your pants boy let my daughter see why she's choosing her daddies cock time after time. I should feel sorry for Jerry , but I need my daddies cock in me and I'm sucking away and Jerry says sorry and we laugh not because he's said sorry about the car, no it's because he's just cum in his hand. .
    On the bed slut now Jerry I'm going to fuck your wife, obviously not for the first time nor the last but if you don't fall into line I'll bring my sons over and we will gang back Sinaed and she won't complain but what about you Jerry boy will your sphincter stand up to numerous cocks.

    I've never seem my dad behave like this he is hammering his baby girls pussy so hard. I'm orgasmin as he pulls out of me and gives his cock to Jerry and Jerry is a natural cock sucker.

    I Don't Want To Reject Her

    My daughter is nearly 20 and not at all confident, her mum is outgoing business woman. I stayed at home and worked their part-time.
    My daughter is elfin-like short in height, short hair, a bust of 32b and a size 8-10.
    She doesn't seem to have a boyfriend or seems to be interested in girls.
    Heidi is still at college and her dress sense has been sports wear mostly and I've just paid.

    Just recently her mum bought her a smart jacket and skirt suit for interviews, with some make-up and her hair styled she looked incredible.
    Sadly she didn't get the job and my wife didn't help by saying " you didn't sell yourself, you need to stand out "
    Sadly Heidi went back into her shell.

    A few weeks later I'm looking on Temu and contemplating buying some kitchen equipment but I needed to top the order to get it carriage free.
    I asked Heidi if there was anything she needed, she said she have a look, so I handed her my tablet and left her to it.
    A short while later, Heidi asked Iif she could buy some more bits and pieces from her wardrobe from another well-known discount Chinese online store that has a bit of a Shine to it!
    My wife would be against using such companies but I'm convinced it's the same stuff we buy in the UK high street and we are just cutting out the middle man.
    So that was that, in a couple of weeks or a parcel arrived. I found my kitchen stuff and didn't even look at What Heidi bought, no sooner had I sat down and the other parcel arrived.
    Heidi would be back in a couple of hours and we wouldn't see her mum until Thursday evening.
    She texted me as usual asking if I needed anything from the supermarket she passes to get the train home. I said I was fine and by the way her parcels were here. She texted back that she was going to cook tonight to say thank you so she'll get a few things for us.

    I don't know how to make this long story short, but I'll try.
    She rushed in picked up her packages and went upstairs, abiout 20 minutes later she returned and said everything was good.
    She showed me the fancy pasta and asked if the wine was OK. It was. I said ill let her cook but I'm happy to help prepare.
    My wife texted Heidi then me and it was only 5 in afternoon but she was already saying how busy she will be.

    Heidi or Hieds as I affectionately call her had opened the wine and we had a glass each. Then she went upstairs to bath and change.
    She took another glass up with her and I opened another bottle.
    She came down about six her hair was slicked back her 32b bust look liked 36c .and her clothes clung to her. She walked over to me took my glass out of my hand and her hands around my neck and said " thank you daddy" this cost so little but you have made me feel so special". Then she kissed me on the lips, I tried to pull away but her tongue was in her fathers mouth, twisting and probing and I was so excited I started kissing my own daughter like I haven't kissed anyone for years.
    My cock is rock hard and I'm trying to keep it away from Heide but this sweet shy girl has now climbed on me and has her hold-up covered legs twisted around my torso. And she says the words that maybe many men don't ever expect to hear or maybe long to hear.
    Fuck me daddy! I want this. You know mum is in love with her job not us. And then she takes her split leg mini dress off and she looks fucking gorgeous.

    Passed Out Mom

    Our mom would get wasted drunk sister was 10 and I was 15 we started out just getting a permanent maker and take turns drawing on our drunk mom I Drew a dick on her face and had my sister draw one on the other side then every time we would dare each other to do something crazy my little sister wanted me to make out with mom then my sister had to pull her titts out lick them then I took her panties off stuck my finger in her pussy my dick got hard and had my sister grab it while we fingered our mom then I took my sister's pants off and started rubbing my dick on her pussy and pushed her face between our moms legs and fucked her

    Drunk Daughter And Son In Law

    My daughter and her husband are visiting me for a few days for a close friend's wedding. They live in a different state, and I am widowed, so I invited them to stay with me. Last night they came home late from a pre wedding gathering at a nearby restaurant bar. Luckily, they took uber since they knew that there would be drinking. When they arrived here, they were both very drunk, and my daughter went upstairs and got into bed right away. My son in law sat down with me and chatted about the evening etc. He headed upstairs to check on my daughter and was gone awhile and didn't come back down. It was late so I turned off the lights and made my way upstairs to my bedroom. I had to pass their room to get to mine and I noticed that their nightstand light was on. As I looked in, I saw my daughter passed out in the bed, covered up and sound asleep, my son in law however was undressed and passed out but only half covered. He was equally deep asleep, and I should have just turned off the lamp and left, but I couldn't help myself. I actually pulled the sheet a little more off of him exposing his penis. When he didn't move, I stood there staring at him and his exposed body. I got more and more aroused looking at his thick blonde pubic hair and the sexy trail it made from his belly button down to his shaft. I'm really ashamed by this, but I slipped off my pajama shorts and began to rub myself as I looked at his nude body. The hornier I got the more daring I got. I was shaking and afraid he might wake up, so I turned off the light and got on my knees beside the bed so that my face was at the same level as his penis. I could see clearly still because of the moonlight coming through the window. I kept getting closer to his penis and finally my face and mouth was just inches away. I haven't had sex since my husband passed a few years ago and it was all I could do not to stick out my tongue and lick him as I rubbed myself kneeling next to the bed. I unbuttoned my top and started to pinch my nipples as I rubbed myself. I could feel my orgasm building up and shortly I had one of the strongest orgasms in a long time. I regained my composure and quickly went to my room before either of them woke up luckily. When I woke up this morning, I immediately began to replay what I had seen and done, and even though I feel so ashamed, I had to rub myself to another orgasm before I got out of bed. We all ate breakfast this morning and everything was normal, but now I so badly want to see him again and I want to see him hard. I shouldn't do this but I'm trying to figure out how to see him or have him see me before they leave tomorrow evening. I feel so strange that I did something so sexual with him, and he has no idea. Ashamed but couldn't help it.

  • Insest Is Best. I Love My Aunt.

    When I was a kid I'd visit my aunt Beth and she would always spoil me...freshly-baked cookies, as much time as I wanted on my uncle's video game consoles, trips to the movies or to McDonald's.

    When I turned 18, Aunt Beth started to spoil me in other ways. A flash of her tits, bending over so I could see the shape of her pretty ass and thighs, blowing kisses, etc.

    As you can imagine since this is a confession site, one day we crossed the line. What started as an intense make-out session ended with me licking Aunt Beth to orgasm and Aunt Beth swallowing a few million of my babies. I broke up with my girlfriend that day. On my next visit, Aunt Beth and I became lovers. Since then, we've been fucking several times each week.

    We don't have to hide it anymore, since my uncle died. (Which was really sad because they had a great marriage, and I loved him, too. But life does go on.)

    Now that I've finished college, Aunt Beth and I are looking at moving to a state where aunt or uncle + nephew or niece marriage is allowed. (Look it up, there actually are some!) That we love each other and want a future together is not in doubt. The hardest part will be explaining it to my mom. How can I help her not to be angry with her sister? Aunt Beth never did anything wrong. Our love is 18+ and fully consensual.