Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

Frightened By The Intimacy

My sister and I have always been close, but when her husband passed away from a sudden illness, I found myself constantly at her house to help her and the kids.

She is such a strong, independent and beautiful woman. Outwardly she was much less emotional about losing the man she'd been with for 15 years, married for 10. She is 32, so they'd met in high school.

I was already jealous back then, to be honest. When she got a boyfriend, we couldn't spend time together the way we used to. Instead of telling me all her thoughts, she could tell him. Instead of playing "doctor" with me, she could...well, you get the picture!

Her room was next to mine so when he'd visit after school I could hear him make love to her. I was so sad. Soon, she was pregnant and she moved out with him.

Anyway, fast forward to the last few months and our closeness has come back. She depends on me again.

After a stressful day last week, she came to talk with me. She sat on the guest bed I use when staying over. Her breasts were so close to my face. They were as beautiful as when we'd been in high school. I kept telling myself to concentrate on what she was saying and look at her face, not her tits.

That night, she let it all come out... How sad and lonely she'd been since her husband died. How scared she was for the future. How hard it would be to find a man willing to date a mom with three kids. She cried, and I held her tight.

We were older and wiser now, but still that hug lasted too long, then it turned into touching, then it turned into kissing.

Pretty soon, we both forgot about her husband as I slid my rock-hard cock into my lonely, widowed, younger sister's tight, hungry pussy.

I told her when I was about to cum. She cried out that she had always loved me. I grunted "Me too!" as I blasted the first rope of semen into her unprotected womb.

As we were cuddling and catching her breath and worrying whether her kids had heard us, she told me she'd stopped taking her birth control when her husband passed away. I told her we would be OK.

I've already lost count of the number of times we've made love since that fateful night. I'm basically moved-in with her now and won't be returning to my own place.

Her kids figured it out. Her eldest told me how much happier his mom has been since I came into her life to help after his dad's passing. We've explained that they can't tell anyone we're brother and sister. Maybe the example we're setting, of a loving, supportive bro-sis couple, will make them curious to experiment.

Anyway, though it's still very early, my sister told me last night she thinks we're pregnant, based on her own instinct and experience. I've never been happier in my life. In case she's not already carrying out child, conceived in love, we have all the time in the world to keep trying. I love you, Marissa.

Herbie

  • My Bro

    I just confessed to my older brother that I am a chronic masturbator and then basically told him we should jerk off together sometime and he declined. I felt ashamed and told him sorry, it’s my urge that wants to be a jerk buddy with you and we can jerk off to different porn themes and the whole taboo thing with it. He said not at this time, but you never know and he left it at that. I’m jerking off as I write this. That’s how hard and horny that conversation got me.

    Maybe I’ll suggest some other time if he’s interested in a jerk session with me, since he did say not now, maybe later. To be continued.

    All In The Family

    I thought I was straight man, being married for 12 years to my lovely wife, but this weekend changed her and I for, probably good. While having sex in the room Saturday night, her brother walked in and caught us with her pegging me, and I ended up sucking his fat cock, while she pegged me. Not only did I suck his cock, I sucked it twice and swallowed both times. Now he wants to take it farther and fuck me and his sister. To be honest, I want that to happen to. I’m hard as a rock writing this.

  • My Sexy Sister

    When we were younger, my sister always touched my dick, every day was the same story, those were little touches, but i knew that was not accident. Until one day, when we were watching tv, and she put her legs on my leg, on my leg but almost touching my dick, while the tv show was getting along she moved her legs few times and touched my dick, i was so nervous and started to getting erection, my dick was getting bigger and bigger, and there were no space in my shorts, she saw that and started to touch it more, i continued to watch tv show, but her legs were so hot in tights, my dick were second away to explode, she noticed that, and asked my to show her my dick, i said that was inappropriet, but she continued to watch at my boner that was millimeter away from jumping up from shorts, i said okay you can see it, the moment she pulled my shorts my dick was bouncing, i didnt know that she was going to touch it, but she was surprised by my dick size and caught it by her right hand, and then came explosion, i came like newer before, she had very surprised look because it was first time for her to see dick and cum.
    After that she saw it a few more times, and was sitting in my lap and felt my hard dick. All the time i know that is mistake but my dick always gets hard when she provokes me...

    Is There Anything As Exciting As Those First Few Times?

    I remember being so excited I was shaking some as my fingers first traced around my sister breasts and nipples, the first touch of hers around my cock made me just about ejaculate seconds later. My first taste of her pussy and never wanting to stop licking it, taking her underwear and smelling it at night while I jacked off, the memories of it all are just amazing to me. One of our cousins and her were really close and one afternoon when she was over at our house my sister came to my room and said Hey, guess what?! Lisa wants to join in with us and play around, my brain about blew out of my head because she had really large breasts compared to my sisters at the time and we were all about the same age.
    Lisa came into my room like five minutes later and my sister said she would just let us have some fun first then come back and like twenty minutes later she reached under me and began playing with my cock as I laid there licking Lisa's pussy, my God those were some incredible days I would give anything to go back to again. They would both lay on the bed naked and just let me run my fingers all over them, they would get on top of one another kissing and playing around with each other while I touched them where ever I could, both sucked my cock together several times and would run their tongues together. I hope those memories never leave my mind for sure.
    The time both of them got in doggy positions on her bed, wanted me to go back and forth fucking them then ended up in a sixty nine with me going back and forth getting sucked on and fucking them, seemed like my cock never go soft until we were done. I have never repeated a threesome since those two in my teens, brought it up with my wife a few times and she just laughed telling me no way.

  • Daughters

    My daughters, 16 and 14, have always been very close and get along really well and do a lot of things together. Recently I happened to see them naked together in the older daughter's bedroom. They just acted very casual and nonchalant about it. Since then I have seen them naked together several more times. I suspect that they are being sexual together. I have not said anything to them. Should I be concerned or just accept this and think nothing about it?

    In Love With My Sister But Unsure About Incest

    I've had girlfriends before, but only one attraction keeps coming back.

    My sister is 29, so a bit older. She is smart and beautiful. Her tits, well, let's just say I could lose myself in them. I get excited whenever we hug and they press against me.

    Unfortunately she is married. I never trusted my brother-in-law. When we stayed over at my parents' place for Easter, I slept in my old bedroom and they slept in her old bedroom. Since our rooms are next-door to each other, I heard them making love. He got his...twice, in fact...but he didn't make her cum. He kept asking "Did you cum, honey?" She kept saying no but that it was fine.

    It's not fine! I've made all my GFs cum. I would do the same for my sister. There is no way I could have two orgasms but not give her even one. Does this guy even love her?

    So my sister tends to be a little flirty, especially when her husband isn't looking. I flirt back. Should I take it to the next level?

    Assuming she's open to cuddling, maybe making out, maybe fucking, what if I want to take our connection to the next level? What do you do when the girl of your dreams already has a husband, when he's not good for her, and when you know she would be happier with you?

    I guess the other challenge, apart from getting her existing husband out of the way, is that society would not let me marry her. We'd be so happy together but we'd have to keep our relationship a secret. Can a relationship like that survive?

    Right now I need understanding and support, not criticism. I get that it would be easier if I loved a regular girl who was not my sister. Please give me advice in the comments.

    I am hurting right now because I want my sister so badly.

    Made My Son In Law Masturbate

    My son in law comes for a visit once a week to take me food shopping and we go for a coffee to catch up on things.
    I had a rash on my shoulders so i had got some cream to apply when my son in law turned up i asked him if he would help me rub it in .
    I slipped out of my dress standing infront of him in my bra, knickers and tights ,he stood behind me and started gently rubbing the cream on to my shoulders.
    I suggested i remove my bra as the straps we in his way,
    I dropped my bra on the floor and cupped my small breasts with my hands and let him carry on every now and then i could feel his erect cock just touching my bum i knew he was really enjoying what he was doing .
    After a few minutes he announced that the cream was all rubbed in i rewarded him with a glimpse of my breasts by removing my hands and turning round to pick up my bra letting him get a good view of my breasts and erect nipples.
    I looked at him and as i guessed he had a big erect cock in his trousers i smiled at him and suggested he go into the bathroom and deal with his hard on before we go got .
    He said he would embarrassed he went off to the bathroom i crept up to the closed door and listened as he had a wank he was talking in a low voice couldn't hear much apart from my name every now and again.
    When we went for our coffee i asked if he had a nice wank fantasizing about me he was a bit embarrassed but he said yes .

    From Blind Date To Brother Lover

    About a year ago, after a long period of grief from ending a long marriage, I put myself out there again. First I got set up with friends of friends, I tried dating apps and sites but I'm not really into those things. I wasn't very successful, to be honest. But then, a couple months ago, a friend told me about a matchmaker for divorcés that actually did the work of sitting down, getting to know someone's character and expectations, and tried to set you up for blind dates. Her success rate was good, apparently.
    Then the day arrives, I get all dolled up, ready to meet the sophisticated, mature but slightly younger gentleman I asked for, waited at the table the match maker had reserved at a restaurant... and in comes my younger brother (currently 47). We stood there in shock for an awkward few seconds but then burst out laughing at the coincidence. We took it with humor and sat down for an innocent brother and sister dinner to catch up. My brother had also gotten divorce a few years back and had trouble getting over it, so I was glad to watch him being so confident and gentlemanly.
    But a thought started to come to me... the matchmaker was very thorough, and at least in my case, was very especific about what I wanted from a man, from character to appearance (and we both have a very common surname, and she doesn't tell the other who the person is, other than their first name and where they'll meet). Which meant to me that I'm attracted to men like my brother, and he's attracted to women like me. I didn't find that thought gross at all. It actually turned me on, and it showed... I started doing flirty things like play with my hair, put my chest forward... he noticed and we started a rather dangerous game. He asked things like if that was how I behaved on dates. We both reassured each other that we were doing ok. I swooned when he told me that I looked gorgeous and that any man would be extremely lucky to be in my position right now. And I started to remember a certain incident from our youth...
    He paid the bill and took me home, as the gentleman he is. He walked me to my door and I just blurted out that incident:
    "Do you remember that time when we were young, you saw me naked by accident and got rock hard immediately?"
    He was in shock by the question, and before he could ask what was going on, I leaned in for the most passionate, intense kiss I've ever given a man. It felt so good and I could feel him getting rock hard between my legs. He didn't stop me, I opened the door and we stumbled into my appartment. We didn't even hesitate and he tore my dress off and started making love to me on the floor. It was a short but intense, passionate fuck. I lost count of how many times I came in what probably was only 5 minutes. He came inside me profusely. I still can get pregnant at my age but I didn't care (it was ok).
    Afterwards he panicked a bit out of guilt, but I kissed him and reassured him: we're consenting adults, we're attracted to each other, and we love each other. The rest doesn't matter. We made love all night that night, with an energy we only ever had when we were young newlyweds. And we've been making love several times a week for a couple of months now. I haven't been to my appartment in ages, I spend most of my time in his.
    I know it's been an impulsive decision unfitting to people our age, and we'll probably have a hard time keeping it a secret if it goes on longer. But not even my former husband made me feel the way my brother does, emotionally and sexually. Sometimes he couldn't even make me cum when we were married. I cum at least once with my brother. He makes me feel sexy, likes to watch me touch myself to orgasm, moans that he loves me into my ear as he fills me with cum. It's the sexiest, loveliest thing. It doesn't matter to me that he's my brother. I'd prefer to be his lover in secret for the rest of my days than find me another mediocre lover.

  • I Just Incested My Sister And I Am Conflicted

    My sister, 23, just got home from college. She was telling me about the last semester. She had a bad breakup with her longtime boyfriend, who had different plans for her after graduation. The fucker wanted her to have his baby and become a stay-at-home mom. Forget her newly-minted degree in computer science! She told him it's not 1950 anymore and got an abortion.

    I had also broken up with my girlfriend not long ago. It wasn't acrimonious but I was missing the regular sex.

    I gave my sister a hug after she had told her story. The hug lingered, then turned into more. Soon we were kissing, then undressing each other. Soon I was inside her. The most incredible orgasms each of us has ever had.

    The morning after, I feel conflicted. She is so beautiful...a young woman far out of my league, who would not give me the time of day if we weren't in the same family. The sex is unlike anything I've ever experienced before. She'll be here at least for the summer, so we would be able to make love pretty much whenever we want. The only problem is that she's my sister. We're old enough and we consent, so that's not the issue.

    What should I do?