Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

My MIL

For a few mo the I have been showing my silhouette outline of my cock through my shorts with no underwear on. I would walk around stroking my cock and getting half hard and then display it for my mother in law to catch a glance here and there. My MIL is 66 and has the biggest tits I ever seen. After a couple of months of me showing off my half hard cock through my shorts to her I notices she started to wear cleavage shorts and start telling me some of her past sex stories with her exes. Nothing to detailing, but enough to see that she was trying to see if I could be interested in something like that.

One time she was telling me story at the table and while she was telling me it, I was slowly jerking my cock under the table. She was telling me how sexy she used to be and how she used to dress and how all the guys wanted her back in the day. As I was stroking I see she was leaning forward on the table so I can clearly see her cleavage. I start to get hard and my cock was making flapping sounds. I was trying to keep a straight face and was acting like I was engage in conversation. I wasn’t, I was so focused on my cock and the falling noise that I was sure she heard me. After a bit she leaned back and got up. As she was getting up I put my hard cock back in my shorts and moved it over to the left. So my cock outline was clearly visible on my shorts. When she got up her shoe slipped off and she bent down to get it. When she did that I moved my chair out and now she was facing me and bent over towards my cock. As she was doing that I can see she was going to reach for my cock. I slid a little back in the chair giving her permission to grab it. As I looked down to watch her hand I took notice how hard my cock was from my shorts and all I thought was, she really has to be blind to not see the outline of my cock just protruding out of my shorts.

When I thought she was going to grab it, I let out a little sigh of relief but nothing happened. I looked down and saw she had put her hand on the table and she went all the way down by my cock and I was like ok. She going to suck it. But nope, she put her shoe on and continues to talk about whatever she was blabbing about

I need the conversation somehow and went to the shower and jerked my cock so hard I came everywhere… so much cum. I haven’t stopped fantasizing about her since.

  • 3rd Cousin Mike

    Back when I was probably 14 my first cock that I ducked was my 3rd cousin Mike. He was the same age. Our parents went out and we stayed back to watch a movie. Shortly into the movie I paused it and told him I was going to suck his dick because I wanted to try it. I slid his pants to to his ankles and tasted his rock hard cock which was pretty nice. He rubbed my pussy while I was sucking and without notice he shot his load in my mouth, face and on my shirt. I remember it clear as a bell to this day and I still finger myself thinking of it.

    Mother In Law

    I’ve read these MIL stories and I too have mine. She’s a nice woman, pretty for her age (53 at the time, could lose 20 pounds but after two kids …
    We live 2 hrs from her place and I stayed over one long weekend replacing her water heater and other handiman stuff. I really enjoyed her company her being quite fun to be around. She has always been very affectionate to her own and myself. I slept in the guest room and I sleep in the nude. I was pretty sure that she peeked, in fact I know it, tgat following morning seeing me laying over the covers with a morning erection. When I got up and went into the kitchen, she was noticeably red in the face and upper chest. She was wearing a bathrobe and her nipples were sticking out through the rather thick material. I broke the ice and said, Sorry about that mom.. I sleep in the nude. She apologized saying I should have knocked first. As we were eating breakfast she said that it had been a long time since she had seen an erection. “ You have a beautiful physique.” I thanked her. I asked why she hasn’t dated since her husband’s death. She said she prefers living alone, not answering to anyone but if there was one thing she missed, was intimacy. “I’m a healthy woman! And I love to fuck!” We both laughed at her bold expression. That evening both of us in pjs we settled in to watch Netflix. She cuddled up to me on the couch, not a first. She had in the past, both her and my wife together or alone. I’m as they put it, a human hot water bottle. This time was just like all the other times or so I thought. At one point in the movie, the woman in the love scene is moving down, kissing her way down the dude’s torso making her way to his cock. They show her doing the obvious but of course not her actually sucking him. Just her head moving in an obvious fashion. I could feel my cock growing and was thinking about dead puppies to keep it down. I was somewhat successful until my MIL said, “They won’t let us see the good part! I want to see him in her mouth!” We laughed but by this time my love stick was fully engaged and pitching quite the tent. She said, “Mmmm .. it looks like you want to as well.” Her hand went around my pj covered dick. After a minute she undid my draw string and her hand pulled me out of my pjs and her head moved off my shoulder, her warm mouth was full of me and wonderfully so. Her talent for sucking cock was superb. I saw the gentle up and down of the back of her head. I was thinking how good it would be to see me in her mouth and just as I was thinking that, she read my thoughts and repositioned her head so that I may see, adding, “I want to see expressions, your cum face.” She made incredible love with her mouth to my dick. Incredible. And every time my cock wanted to cum she backed off and played with my balls saying things like, “I have wanted your hard on in me since seeing it.” It must have been a full thirty minutes before she took my entire cock in her mouth and had me cum. And cum I did. All that teasing had me shoot a bucket full. She laid her head facing me and rubbed my penis all over her face. I said, “We have to take this into the bedroom.” No arguments on her part. I covered ever inch of her body with my hands, lips and tongue and her pussy smelled wonderful as I ate her to orgasm. I put my erection in her and on her request slow fucked her for 20 minutes until she asked that I jack hammer her home to climax. I complied. We laid there talking, her head on my chest her hand constantly playing with my balls and cock. I was hard again and she sat her pussy on me and slowly rocked me until I came. We were pretty much exhausted laying there. I suggested we shower and she said not. I want to just lay here and fall asleep. We were covered in pussy and cock juices but she wanted that. Next morning, whatever guilt we felt, we said it can’t happen again but as we spoke about it we both became horny and agreed to one last session and in bed again. That was two years ago and we have not revisited but have spoken about the want to do so. She always makes sure to be around other people and family if I’m around. She texted me and said, she can’t be alone with me because of self control problems. The closest I get is her very warm opened mouth kisses when we meet. My wife caught us as we were in a welcome kiss and said, “Should I be worried?” I get it. Or actually, I don’t. One off is better than no off right? Well, last week my wife told me how frustrated her mother is in not having intimacy and asked would it be wrong for her, my wife, to ask that I make love to her mom, my mother in law. What? She said, she has always been very fond of you and I see the two of you have a chemistry. She asked again, would I if her mom agreed. I told her that that was up to her and her mom. If I get to fill her in I’ll fill you folks in. LOL

  • Me And Sis

    I love having sex with my sister it’s the hottest thing ever. We played around growing up but now that we are older it’s better. We had to talk about it and getting her over her guilt but now it’s all good. I don’t understand why people get so upset about it. We want to try other things too

    His Eyes

    My dad is a biker. He has parties at our home all the time with 10-20 motorcycles parked in our drive, music blaring and alcohol flowing. We have a pool out back, hot tub as well and what I’ve been witness to, books could be written. I’ve seen nudity, group sex, everything. I’m considered above average looking and many of his friends have hit on me but being my dad is my dad, no nonsense, big man with a bad temp and the want to use it, they flirt but never ever take it further. I’m good with that because, bikers are not my thing. Except for one. He’s about 43, my dad’s age. Very fit with muscles on muscles shaved head and terribly intimidating. He in his younger days competed in strong man stuff and did very well at it. Not hard to believe being he’s six seven and easy 300 pounds. When he’s on his Triumph Rocket something, he looks too big for his bike or any bike. I love having him around and I have always had a crush on him. I have made it a point to sit on his lap since I was ten and still do. As I got into my teens I could feel at times his hard on pressing against my bum. I’ve seen him nude and he is so impressive in every way. This last month he’s been living with us, my mom, dad and younger sister, while his house is going through renovations. I’ve made it a point to walk around in my bikini, or t-shirt and g-string and just a towel. I feel his eyes on me, wish for more but …
    Several mornings when everyone had left, he and I would talk in the kitchen while having coffee. One such morning while wearing a t-shirt and panties, he and I talked, I was horny and I excused myself to remove my panties. Now back in the kitchen pantiless I purposely reached up for something to give him a great look at my little bum peeking out from under the shirt. I then made my way over and sat on his lap. We have been like this before but never with me half nude. I wrapped my arms around his neck as we spoke. I could feel his erection beneath me. Unlike in the past I told him I could feel it and said I want it in me. He said, Sweetheart … and I want it in you but I won’t betray your father. I said I’m a big girl and not a virgin. It didn’t matter to him. I got off his lap, took off the shirt and sat back down on his lap now totally nude. I kissed him and he in turn kissed me back. He sucked on my nipples and his hands explored my body and before long I convinced him to fuck me. I can not tell you how fucking great it was to have a mountain of a man totally dominate me. I felt so tiny, so in his control and I had multiple orgasms. I finished him off both orally and with my pussy. We’ve fucked now three times and I hope we always do. His home will be finished soon and I hope to make visits. I’m worried though because he said my father would put one through his head if he finds out. A truer statement can’t be made. So I am willing to do whatever possible to make sure no one ever finds out. Wish me fuck!

  • From 0 To Threesome In 69 Seconds & I Don't Know Where To Put My Dick

    Due to unforeseen circumstances, one of my sisters-in-law (F25) is temporarily living with my wife (F29) and me (M40). She’s a great person, and we get along well—there has never been, nor is there now, any sexual attraction between us.

    Our master bedroom has a glass door, and our bed is positioned directly in front of it. I became slightly concerned that my sister-in-law might catch a glimpse of something or see me naked (my wife and I sleep nude) when she uses the guest bathroom down the hall from our suite. My underlying worry was that she might misinterpret the situation.

    When I mentioned this to my wife, she reassured me I was overthinking. She said if she had concerns, she’d ask me to sleep clothed, but emphasized that her family has always been relaxed about nudity and never sexualizes it.

    A few days later, it happened: my sister-in-law saw me naked as I walked to our ensuite bathroom, which is just past the glass door. Remembering my wife’s words, I brushed it off. Later, when my wife was out and we were alone, my sister-in-law forgot her towel while showering. I handed it to her, avoiding eye contact as she covered herself. Though I saw her fully nude—breasts, pubic area, thighs, butt—I felt no sexual reaction. It was awkward but harmless.

    Few days ago, my wife and I were finishing preparations for a trio when she suggested inviting her sister to help her unwind. I’m fine with this IF she has her own room. However, we’ve booked a small inn room with one bed, a sofa bed, and a shared bathroom more than a month ago. Upgrading to a 2 bedroom or getting a second room isn’t feasible due to budget constraints.

    Now I’m genuinely confused. I don’t want to assume sexual intentions or a “trap,” but part of me wonders if this could be a possibility. My wife and I have never given each other reason to suspect infidelity.

    Am I overanalyzing? Or is my suspicion justified?

    Twin Sis

    I’ve been jerking off to my twin sister for many years now. It all started when she told me she is a sexual swinger and then went into great detail about her sex life from the beginning to where she was now with her sexuality. I admiralty got hard and had a boner just poking through my shorts and I knew I was going to bust a nut without even touching myself. That how horny I was from my twins sex story.

    I fought the urge to pull out my cock right there and just stroking it to what she was telling me. I looked at her and told her that story got me so hard that I going to want to jerk off to it.. since she confessed to me I thought I would confess to her. So I told her I’ve been masturbating to you for the longest time and for me to hear what you said I think we should mess around sexually with one another. She said no.

    Mom's Birthday Spanking

    When I was 16 years old, my Mom was going to turn 40 on her next birthday. I joked with her that on her birthday, I was going to give her 40 swats on her butt. She always just laughed, and say " We'll see about that". My Mom and I lived alone. Mom had divorced Dad five years ago. I was an only child. Mom was a very attractive full figured brunette. She was a very independent, hard working woman. She owned a very popular hair salon. The morning of her birthday, I set out flowers and a card for her on the kitchen table. I came down right after she read her card. She was crying. She hugged me, and told me how much she appreciated me. I held her tight. It was the longest hug I ever remembered with her. She finally pulled away and said with a smile, " Maybe I might have to let you give your old Mom her birthday spanking tonight ". I laughed and said " Your getting them whether you like it or not". We both laughed. Later that night. Mom had a couple glasses of wine. I had one more g*ft for her, but I didn't know if I'd have enough nerve to give it to her. I finally came into her bedroom holding the present I had wrapped. She was so excited to open it. She pulled from the box a black mini skirt. She was a little surprised, but continued smiling. She said " Well, I didn't expect this". I was so nervous. " I hope you like it Mom". She continued to pull out the next item in the box. A white button up blouses. " This is very nice honey, I really like it". The last items were what I was really nervous about. She slowly pulled the items from the box. Her smile slowly faded. " I don't know what to say", as she held up a black garter belt with matching black lace panties. The last item was black nylon stockings. She looked up at me. " You bought this yourself "? I told her I bought everything at the mall. I told her that I was really nervous, but a lady at the store thought I was much older. So she helped me pick out clothes for my " girlfriend ". My Mom set everything on her bed. She stood there, playing with her hair. " Honey, these things are very nice, but that skirt is super short. I Don't think I could wear that without my big butt hanging out". I just ran my hand over the panties that were lying on her bed. " Mom, you'd look great in this outfit. I thought this could be your birthday spanking outfit ". She looked at me with a shocked expression. " So, you want your Mom to wear this just for you? I turned to her looking her in the eyes. I reached up and ran her fingers threw my fingers. " Mom, I want to spank you when you wear this outfit ". More to follow.

    Love My Dad

    I'm currently 4 months pregnant with my Dad's baby.

    We've been having sex since I was 18 but we were always careful. It was my decision to come off the pill and let him start cumming inside me and neither of us regret my pregnancy or plan on stopping having sex.

    My mom thinks that it's my on off boyfriends but it definitely can't be his.

  • I Have Been A Pleaser Most Of My Life

    I won't tell you how old I was when my father introduced me to his penis and told me what to do, I spent several years being his personal oral slave for the most part. My first serious boyfriend was filled with fetish desires and I was used for quite them, again I was always just this quiet person wanting to please people and not make waves. He was in his late twenties at the time and I was seventeen or so, one of the wildest things he did one time was turn me into basically a snack tray for his friends to enjoy, four of them came over and they all sat around the table eating food off of my naked body along with playing around with me. I would end up on my hands and knees later that evening pleasuring all of them with my boyfriend sitting around just watching them. When it was all over he tied me down to the bed and pleasured me even more along with himself then passed out next to me leaving me tied up for several hours, thank goodness nothing was restricting enough to cause me injury but I ended up peeing on the bed because I could not wake him up.
    He left me if you can believe it, I could hardly believe it as I sat there reading the note he left for me telling me he hopes I find my true partner one day. I ended up having to move back in with my father, I moved right back into my old bedroom and it was like I had not even left. The first night I am back he woke me up at like five am to give him a blow job before he went to work, told me he was really glad I was back when he was done. I am still amazed today that part of me was glad to back also, he was actually really nice to me all the time, I started cooking and cleaning the house and would be at his service anytime he wanted it done. I lived with him again for almost four years in my thirties and ended up right back to being his personal blow job service and this time I had a child with me. I had left my husband who was becoming very verbally abusive to me, worried he may act out physically, I think he just wanted us gone though because our divorce went very quick.
    I write all of this because now my father has passed away for about two years, he left me his house and what else amazed me was how much he had in retirement savings, all mine now g*fted from him. I am trying to not have any serious relationships, I do not want to fall back into the same trap again but it is hard to be on my own. I take care of my child spoiling them a lot like my father always did for me, nothing sexual of course, just always being there and volunteering for events all the time. I always wonder if after they are an adult will I try and seek out another partner, maybe but I want him to be a much more understanding and softer person, like my father was if that makes any sense at all.
    I have never been mad or upset about the way I grew up, I think in my early adult life I made some poor choices in men, it all seemed like the right thing to do at the time