Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

Addicted To Family Love

I've slept with my brother, numerous cousins, my dad, my uncle, and my grandfather.

I got married last year but the only way I can orgasm with my husband is by imagining that he's a male relative. I have come perilously close to calling out the wrong name while he fucks me.

My uncle and I have been sneaking around a lot. I might be carrying his baby...my child+cousin. Either way I am starting to feel a romantic attraction. It has gone beyond sex for pleasure. I don't know what the future holds.

  • Bad Girl?

    My father and I have always been very close with me truly being daddy’s little girl. At age 15 my mother, the whore, ran off with a younger rock musician leaving myself and dad. My father is a very hard worker, giving us a nice life style but he lives to provide. My mother hits him up for money now and again and much to my protest that he not, he gives it to her. He always finds time for me and I’m happiest when he and I are together. Having said this, I knew he was lonely and going through the loss of mom very, very hard. This isn’t to say he couldn’t find another because the women, some of which were good friends of my mother, are always hitting on him. I have night terrors often and usually about mom and her actions. I would crawl into bed with dad and having him close, his arms around me brought me comfort. Many times while spooning I could feel his erection against my bum. I probably spent 2-4 nights a week sleeping with him with neither of us doing anything inappropriate. Don’t ask me why, but one night when I was 17, I reached back and placed my hand on his cock. He was as always, wearing pj bottoms but my hand massaged his penis hard. He whispered to me that we should not and told me to go back to my room. I rolled over to face him pulling my panties off and taking my tshirt off as well. I told him that I’m not a virgin, I’m on the pill and I want to please him. He said definitely not but oddly asked how long I had these thoughts. I said that I love him, know what he’s going through and then told him that I have masturbated to fantasies of him eating me and being in me. There was total silence for at least ten minutes that felt like hours, even days. I suddenly threw the covers off me and asked if he would eat me. He positioned himself over me and then kissed me so beautifully, so gently and warm. He spent so much time caressing my body, suckling my B cup breasts and working his way to my love patch. He ate my pussy so well like I had never experienced bringing me to an earth moving orgasm. I asked him, daddy please fuck me and he did. I’m 23 now, have a boyfriend but to this day, dad and I make love. A lot of people reading this will be disgusted and I understand that. I don’t care. I love my father. He is my biggest fan and has and would do anything for me. Making love to him is my greatest joy and I will do so until he wishes not.

    Vantage Point

    I was about 15 or so when I started smoking cigarettes, so I would sneak out my bedroom window and got out back, I noticed my parents bedroom light was on so I ducked behind the shrubs we had there and was that their blind was all the way down, I was about a half inch from the bottom so I looked in...there was my mom totally naked less than 5 feet from me and my dad naked on the bed with his dick semi hard. I couldn't hear what they were saying because they had turned up the tv. My dad started stroking when my mom joined him, she knelt next time and took over,. A little background this was the early 80s.
    .no internet porn but I had seen my mom's tits before on accident and that was the extent of my sexual knowledge. As I watched my dad get a handjob my mom leaned in and took him into her mouth...wait what..my mom?!?! I got so hard it hurt, my mom gave him a blowjob when all of a sudden she straddles him and gets on top...I couldn't take it anymore I unzipped and started jerking off...I didn't last long, I watched them fuck for about 15 minutes when I guess they both came. After that if I heard the volume on their TV go up I'd wait few then go to my secret spot behind the shrubs.

  • Just Found Out My Cousin Was A Real Player

    Last month for Spring break my family went to Florida to visit my Aunt, Uncle and cousin who own a small farm where the raise horses.
    There was a movie playing at a drive in theater that I had really been wanting to see so my cousin said he would take me. There are no drive in theaters left where we live so I thought it would be neat.
    My cousin is very handsome and a couple of years older than me but I had never considered anything romantic since we were cousins. However when he told me he had always had a crush on me I was flattered falling for it and ended up having sex with him.
    A couple of weeks after we got back home I missed my period so I told my younger sister what had happened and I thought I was pregnant.
    We haven’t told anyone yet but will need to soon before it’s too late to have abortions. We’re trying to decide if we should tell our parents who got us pregnant or make up stories to avoid family problems.
    I was shocked when she told me he had f__ked her too when they went for a four-wheeler ride one day while we were there and she was late too. We took pregnancy test and sure enough he knocked both of us up.

    Mom Caught Me….

    I’ve always been really feminine, but when I was 14, I lived with my single mother…., she worked 2nd so I was home alone a lot. One day, I found her dildo while snooping…..

    This changed everything, I got some lotion and slowly slid this dildo in my ass… it of course hurt at first then became the best feeling ever…. I came so hard and felt ashamed, cleaned and put everything up….

    But I was hooked…. Wanting that dildo in my ass! Bad several weeks of every chance I got, moms dildo in my tight ass and gay porn on my laptop….

    So one Saturday…. I’m 15 now… I’m home alone, I have gay porn going on our living room tv… I’m naked, dildo all the way in… I’m naked, towel on the couch, riding this dildo…. I guess I passed out….

    My mom comes home, to find me asleep on the couch, her dildo hanging in my ass… porn on the tv….

    When I awoke…. Mom was in her bedroom, porn was still on the tv, dildo… still in my ass… but inside I’m panicking… I quickly, quietly (as if I’m not caught), turn everything off but I can’t put the dildo back….

    I creep down the hall to my room, as I am passing mom’s room, I hear her moaning and definitely masterbating….

    I go to my room, check my phone… text from mom…. “I’m not mad, keep and enjoy it”

    Freaked but relieved, I go to bed…. Next morning…. Mom and I go get our nails done
    And she took me panty shopping….

    I’m 22 now and my mom is my bestie. We talk everything. She knows I’m a man hoe, so she tells me stories of her hoe days… turns out we both love uncut men and cum shots to the face!

  • My First

    I was 16 and lived with my mom and step dad. The fucking worlds worst step dad ever! He mistreated my mom and myself but she put up with it so... Anyway my mom was a very attractive woman. Tall, redhead, big natural tits and ass. She would always come to my room after they would fight and say just love me and I would hug her and tell her it would be ok. One night I was laying in my room listening to music and fell asleep. I woke up to see my mom standing by the radio. She was wearing a t-shirt and panties when she bent over to shut the radio off being a 16 year old boy I went rock hard! When she turned around I acted like I was sleeping. She stood beside my bed for a minute then started to rub my cock through the sheet! I felt her pull the sheet back and start stroking my cock very slowly squeezing the head slightly. Then I felt her mouth take every inch! I was trying to pretend to be asleep but fuck! I said mom what are you doing I'm about to cum? She stood up, pulled her panties off and straddled my face! Rubbing her pussy all over my face. I licked and sucked every drop of her, God she tasted amazing! She slid down on top of me and guided my cock inside her. Panties still in her hand she began riding me fast. I asked her where's dipshit? She said at the bar like always and your cock feels so good! I started licking and sucking each nipple and as soon as I said you better stop I'm gonna cum she said me too! she shoved the crotch of her panties under my nose! I shot stream after stream of hot cum inside her! She kept bucking until I was dry. She said God that young cock felt good! They finally divorced and she found a good man but I will never forget that one and only time!

    Mother's Dirty Laundry

    Ever since puberty hit almost anything turned me on all the way throbbing, In friends group at lunch or p.e class the guys would talk about fucking their girlfriends, One day they were asking around what girl had the best smelling pussy, hearing the details I couldn't imagine because I was a virgin and all I do is jack off in the bathroom.

    So one Saturday morning I woke up to the family gone with a note saying my aunt was in labor and to stay home with list of chores to handle, the last on the list was to do laundry for them. Figured afterwards I'd find some porn and stroke my always throbbing cock,but that idea quickly changed as I seen mother's dirty workout close. I could still hear my buddy's describing the girls they slept with scent of their warm crotch, remembering the jock talking about being able to smell the aroma when a girl in class is wet and horny including the math teacher Ms.Henderson who would stand right next to you and hover her huge boobs practically in your face. All the lady's would talk behind her back calling her easy or sluty, lonely un married slut etc. So the only warm pussy I could find was either my dumb sister or mother (43 f)I was already throbbing in my shorts just thinking about it, I knew it was wrong she's mom how could I try and smell her scent? Also the taboo of it is what I'm guessing made it erotic, after a minute of thinking my dick starts thinking for me. I could already smell sweat from the tank top where the armpit sweat would roll down and wet the tank a white one by the way.

    Inside the spandex shorts were a light blue kind of booty short style that hugged her pussy mound and pubic hair that I accidentally seen one day after her showers.and covered most of her butt cheeks. They were fresh still and warm,I found the crotch area and put it to my face , it was a very strong but pleasant scent and it quickly got me even harder like growing an extra 2 inches. I took them along with the shirt upstairs to my room and stripped completely nude and started stroking my dick while looking at her wet panties, Smelling mother's wet sweaty juices made me nut within a few minutes. I must have jacked off 10 times that day inhaling mom's vagina musk. After the 3rd time I was no longer feeling guilty and would jerk my dick and balls thinking about my own mother, replaying the moans I would hear at night. I did this for a few months before she caught on to what I was doing and privately told me to go wash my face because it stinks like dirty laundry looking at me stern with a raised eyebrow letting me know that she knows what I been doing. After a night of drinking with her friends at the bar she was always sloppy trying to act sober. She came into my room since her boyfriend or fuck buddy had to work that weekend and left home. She sat down next to me for a brief minute telling me to clean my room better, before she left she mumbled it smells like a dirty hamper in here giggling and walking to the restroom. Ever since she caught me I was always blushing around her with embarrassment and guilt, She came out the restroom and said quit being so shy with me Mark everyone masturbates even your mom when Eric her bf couldn't satisfy her, she embarrassed herself a bit laughing at what she just said, all I could say was , I'm sorry I won't do it anymore ok? She stood in the door way kinda unbalanced but with a serious face she told me I'm just like my father a huge pervert. Out of nowhere she reached under her skirt while saying at least use the panties I go to work in not the ones I work out in. She dropped them on my bed and went to her bedroom to probably masturbate since Eric had to leave ,it was amazing, I still went for her work out clothes every time and no longer cared ,what was she going to say??

    It didn't end there I eventually wanted to taste her juices, so I learned that if I suck on the dirty crotch area I was able to get all the flavors of mother's wet pussy, Eventually I did the same to my cousins and aunts panties leaving my cum inside just so they would wonder if it was actually me lol My all time favorite was mom's strong musky scent. Now today I often think about her while I'm making love to a random hook up or girlfriends.

    My Daughter-in-Law Wants A Baby. Should I?

    She hasn't had any luck conceiving with my son and they are out of money for more fertility treatments. To make matters worse, her biological clock is ticking.

    Rather than sleep with a random stranger, she said she wanted my sperm. She is leaving it up to me to use a Turkey Baster, or to have Natural Sex.

    I have always been attracted to her, but I am torn between selfish sexual desire, desire to be helpful, love for my son, and love for my wife. Obviously, my involvement would be kept secret forever.

    My question to you is whether it's OK for a father to conceive a baby with his daughter-in-law, noting the circumstances that have made my daughter-in-law's plight more urgent.

    If you think I should do it, is Natural Sex appropriate, or do I need to break out the Turkey Baster?

    Just A Quickie Was Great But For Mom

    I was horny and with my stiff cock aching so badly I will just rub it out before I dress and go downstairs. So as usual I sat at my desk chair with tissues and knew in a hurry I could slide in and no one would know. My boxers are big enough to pull them up and over to get my balls out for a little rub. My coch was aching and leaking precum so to barely touch It felt too good and I wasn't even situated yet. I had now changed to wanting this sensation to last. I was just learning edging and this is where I was going. When I realized I was moaning, I toned it down so no one would hear me. After numerous close calls to cumming and pulling back, a movement in the corner of my eye caught me. I turned saw my mom at my doorway. Now I was even more exposed and could not hold back any longer. Wads and wads gushed out. I grabbed the tissues and the door closed. I cleaned me and the floor up while figuring what had just happened. I was embarresed and why did I not close the door as mom tells me. I just had my best edging session and most intense orgasme ever but how long was mom there and what all did she observe. I was so into it I am not sure what all I was doing other than I want to do it again and maybe even top it. Now I think mom thinks I am a weird kid. At least it wasn't dad or else. I would have closed my door but I only needed a quickie.

  • Watching My Cousin

    When I was 14, I had an older cousin that I would hang out with. He was talk and muscular. He was two years older than me. I was over at his house one summer while his parents were at work. He invited his girlfriend over to come swimming. We swam for a while, and then he said they were going to go inside for a bit. I was curious what they were doing so I snuck inside. I heard them in the basement, so I quietly went down there. I peeped around the corner and saw them. He was completely naked laying in the couch and she was only wearing a thong. She was on her knees blowing his cock. When she took it out of her mouth I saw that he had a huge cock. It had to be over 8 inches. I started getting hard.

    She slid off her thong and straddled his face while still sucking his cock. I started rubbing my own cock at this point. After a few minutes of 69, she hopped off and got on all fours. He began to pound her in doggy style. I can see her titties bouncing back and forth and his cock sliding in and out. I have my cock out and jerking it hard. I hear him say I’m about to cum. I watch as he pulls out and blows his load all on her back and ass. I started cumming too. I catch it in my hand and creep back upstairs. I clean my hands and go back outside. They come back out like nothing happened.