Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

Hookin Up With My Cousin For Years Until

I met my cousin for the 1st time when i was 21 and he was 33 or 34 at the time and he is my cousin from my father’s side. He and i went out to hang and party and the very first night we hung out he offered me ecstasy and i have not ever taken any kind of dr*gs before so when i took that dr*g on top of being drunk i was horny and him and i fucked all night long that night.This is the cousin that i would pick up women with and we would fuck them together and then send them on their way!

The next day when i woke up sober we talked about it and we fucked that morning too. My cousin was the first to ever make me squirt and it was good. We partied and hooked up on a regular even throughout my marriage and my cousin is married too untill 7 years ago. I cut the sex out because my cousin became possessive around the family when it came to me and it started getting weird. I cut it off when he told me he was in love with me and wanted me to have his baby and we could skip town and get a place together and just be together. When he said that i cut him off COLD TURKEY. I would have kept fuckin him if he had not started to act like that and said that he fell in love with me.

We would still be fucking now had he not flipped out and started acting like i was his woman. Ive been no contact with him for 7 years now and till this day he randomly calls me from different numbers saying he misses this pussy and its the best he ever had but i dont respond i just block the numbers and keep it moving. However, his sex was good and he had a 10.5 inch dick with a hook. I use to call him Captain Hook when he was in my pussy diggin it out!!!! Im in my early 40s now but my cousin was the first and only sexual experience i EVER had that made me squirt like that but problem is he flipped the script plus i heard through the gr**evine that he was telling certain family members about our hook ups and the he was trying to get me on voice recording admitting to it and that further solidified my decision to stay away from him and not trust him.

My family dropped the suspicion because they had no proof and by this time i had been cut him off cuz he couldnt keep it a secret between is! What a shame he fucked up getting good pussy that he fell in love with all because he couldnt contain a secret and tried to expose me to the family. Facts. Im not gone lie if he was secretive and kept it between us and not have been so possessive he would still be getting the pussy but i cant fuck with him cause he tried it and tried to expose me and him and i just disappeared from him and the family.

Like they say loose lips sink ships and he sunk his own ship with me years ago being a snake and im good on his ass. Facts

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  • I Always Wanted Us To Be The Wife Unit I Never Wanted A Husband Unit

    As a graduate I joined a large firm. I met this girl from another college there. We were much alike with immediate chemistry. We both did well, we passed our state licensing. We both went out one night with this one guy. We ended in my apartment in a three way, and participated in both sex with him, and with each other. It was something we never talked about, and the attraction was something that came up because we had agreed to have sex with him.

    The result of that night is that I became pregnant. After the birth of my son I went down the nurse for a year and be a homemaker and mother, getting pregnant again. Meanwhile she went professional climbing the corporate ladder. We both remained his girlfriends, one a fruitful homemaker, the other one the office wife. We remained sisters of the very special kind.

    Time just drew us closer, we had to hug closely, and kissed often and sexually. Hands went everywhere, we slept together, sometimes on either side of him, holding hands on his chest lost in each others eyes. We weren't just in love, it was something else, a connection we cannot explain.

    The clock ticked, I had three children, she was promoted and between us, two professional salaries, we lived a nice middle class life. I became overcome for a desire to see her pregnant, I wanted her to experience motherhood, to hold a baby to her breast. But she wanted nothing of that I was the breeding wife. She wanted that job that only men got. We fought over our different visions.

    We had evolved into a very strict separation of duties, it didn't bother me for him, but I wanted her to cook with me, help me make the beds. We were on different paths. And the distance became wider and wider.

    One day I had to speak, I never wanted two husbands, one husband was more than enough. I missed my wife.

    We are in marital therapy. I don't want her to give up her career. I just want my wife back.

    I Tried To Be A Good Uncle

    I (53 m) was married for 17 years before my wife passed a few years ago. She was wonderful and we had a great marriage, but no kids of our own. On the flip side, my wife's sister was married than divorced, but in a pretty abusive relationship with her ex. They had a daughter (24 f) who eventually, to no surprise, ended up with some problems, notably addiction.

    To reiterate, she is my beige by marriage and of age. Anyway, she basically has been in her own for awhile, neither of her parents any help. She reached out to me for help. I told her she could stay with me for awhile while she cleaned up. So she did. Only, the cleaning up part never really happened. And what's worse, I became her enabler to continue to feed her addiction.

    And in my loneliness and weakness, I've began a sexual relationship with her that I can't seem to stop. She will suck me, fuck me, do whatever she has to do before she can take off for a bit with some money, before she comes back and we repeat the cycle. I feel powerless as I continue to allow it, but it does feel good. I know it's wrong, and I don't know how to stop it.

  • Me And My 13 Year Old Half Sister Lost Our Virginity When I Was 8

    When I was 8 my parents went out of town and left my 13 year old sister to watch me for 4 days. I have to say that I had been playing with myself and spying on my sister and her friends while they were changing and had been caught several times and she always told on me about it. Well the first time we were alone together all that changed. Somehow we found a bottle of bourbon and decided to drink some and after a couple hours we were both drunk and by this point we were both in our underwear cause alcohol makes you hot so I was checking her out and she asked me why I was always looking at her like that. I said that I was sorry I couldn’t help it she has a nice body. She laughed and said that really she didn’t mind me looking and said that she would take her brah if I wanted. She said she had watched me play with myself 100 times and said that she really liked what she seen. So we decided to play kiss and we could touch each other but that’s it and only tonight. I agreed so that turned into practicing oral sex then we decided to have sex for both our first time together and she ended up on top of me and every time she barely moved I came. Being honest we both loved it and anytime we were alone together we did it. We continued having sex until I was 16 and she was in her 20s. She was married and we were still meeting up and having sex until she moved several states away with her husband and son. Last week she came to visit me and we did it for what we decided to be the last time.

    Young Uni Girls Are The Best By Far

    I often pop into a very famous uni town- won't say where, but the place rocks, is packed tight with tourists, cool music, lots of bars, places to eat, the home of golf, and a famous uni and all that good stuff. Anyways, I got to know some students one night in a bar and we'd regularly meet thereafter for drinks, a chat and a laugh. I have a masters in economics, so we could converse easily on an array of topics in that field. One night after talking about the color of life, and what they all sought to do after uni etc, we headed back to their pad to continue to chat, drink and lightly party. A couple of hours past by, and by now the group has kind of split. A couple are smooching on a corner sofa, as another girl is doing a bad job of hiding her attempt to jerk off their boyfriend lol. Another is busy having some deep chat, but this one girl, a tall shapely, smiley, super sexy curly headed blonde, hitting early 20s and with a figure to die for. Her ass is like a fine peach and hangs so well and her boobs are like apples. So perfectly round and screaming to be slapped, creamed on, squeezed and teased.
    Anyways, she makes a point of talking away to me like I was the the only soul there. She was clearly as drunk as fuck but wtf right. She was a bag of giggles and I was mentally fucking her in every position a guy could without physically doing so.
    She has such a sexy body, and has a habit of touching me as we talk, more so when she laughs. Next thing, she's up from her seat and plants her sexy ass on my lap and I can feel her body heat start to burn me as she begins to grind her ass square over my dick.
    Hell, I got aroused instantly, which only made her laugh. She then asked if I had an erection, and I said that I had, and she giggled and kept on moving. I could feel continue to grind and push firmly down, as she asked about my home town stateside, as she is also from there, and as I am telling her this she starts to take her top off, leaving her up top in just a bra.
    I doubt that anything was registering correctly by then, as she was smashed- so drunk and grinding on my lap like the finest whore lol. Still laughing, she then dropped her hand to my crotch and I feel her fingers start to stroke me and rub me and I'm thinking wow!
    I admit, she had me hard in a flash- really hard- so fucking hard! My dick was bursting to get free and I could see her eyes light up as she noticed her affect. She asked me if I was hard, and as I paused to find a good reply, she made her move- unzipped my fly and went to town on me. Hell, I was now thinking wtf, right, but by now she is jerking me, commenting that it looked hot and that if I were younger, she'd drop her bf and fuck me full time.
    She asked if I enjoyed having my dick sucked as she slipped her mouth round my dick and started to suck it like a pro. Let me say, she can suck! I thought my dick was going to explode! I mean, there I was with her enjoying my dick and I thought things couldn't get better, but then she lifted her arms, to pull her bra right off. Her boobs... they are heaven- the best. So fucking hot! She has the sexiest pointiest pink nipples I've ever seen- like bullets. So fine- so big- and so fucking tasty! So hot, that I wanted to fuck her there and then, but I let her continue to enjoy my dick until I came. She must have been sucking it for all of 3-4 minutes when her close friend cruises by to get some water from the small kitchen. Her friend looked, gave me a false wtf expression then laughed and moved on, all as the blonde continued to blow me off.
    It was so hot. Since then, she has blown me off maybe another 5-6 times. I really would love to fuck her so bad, and it's just a case of finding the right time and place, but fuck is she so horny and bad. I only wish I were half my age. I'd marry her and fuck her from dawn til dusk.
    She recently relocated as her course ended, but fuck I will aim to see her as soon as I can.

  • No Turning Back

    I crossed a limit yesterday night. There's no going back from that, but I don't think I want to. Having my son naked on top of me, moaning as he spilled all his cum inside me was the best feeling of my life.

    Something New

    I just had something new happened to me, but I’ve never had done before. Maybe other people have experienced it maybe not but here it is.

    My nephew just stopped by, sucked a load out of me, but didn’t swallow. Instead, he proceeded to spit it on my asshole and use it for lube as he fucked me.

    I don’t know why I found this so erotic but I did. I hope he does it again. Is this something new, or common? Or is this something the college guys are doing now?

    I Was Crying, But Not Tears Of Joy

    As long as I can remember I've been in love with my older sister. We are very close and of course she does not know the nature or the extent of my feelings.

    Her wedding was a very hard day for me. I had to watch her walk up the aisle, stunning in a tight wedding dress that pushed up her already ample and perky breasts and showed the curve of her ass.

    The ass I had jerked off to hundreds of times growing up. The ass I wanted to fuck, not only because it is so beautiful but also because I am a responsible person. If I had ever gotten to fuck my sister, I know it would not have been safe for us to have a baby, hence my desire to part those cheeks and make love to her anally.

    During my speech at the reception, I broke down and cried. The guests thought these were tears of joy, but tears of hopelessness would have been more like it.

    I had had to witness her husband hold her hand, put his hands on her body, kiss her, and the worst, look into her eyes and smile intimately. I imagined that he had already been inside her. Free of the risks from shares genes, he had probably taken her pussy. The pussy that should have been mine!

    Remembering our shared upbringing and thinking of the cycle of life that she and her husband would soon be completing made me so deeply sad that I couldn't hold back the tears.

    In that crushing moment I was grateful to my high school drama teacher, of all people. The acting techniques he'd taught me allowed me to smile through my tears. Had I broken down completely at the lectern, my sister, her husband, and their guests would have figured out my secret. She would never have forgiven me.

    Of course I hope their marriage succeeds. I always want my sister to be happy.

    If for some reason the marriage ends, maybe that will be the time for me to confess my love to her. Then I would know once and for all whether my feelings of ¡ncestuous love were reciprocal.

    In a way I hope the day never comes, because if she said no, I would lose the only woman I desire.

    Nobody comes close to my older sister, the woman of my dreams.

    So Ashamed But So Want It To Happen

    My daughter married my best mates son. I have known my mate since we were Apprentices, we formed a business together and sold it and both took early retirement.
    It should be happy days for us both, but my wife died and ive been alone. Barry my mate and also my daughters father-in-law has a wife who is constantly saving the planet somewhere are the other.

    My daughter and Jacob got married to early in 2005, Lisa is a nurse and Jacob was or is a banker, no pun intended around 2009 he took a sabbatical from work and went to India, he told us all in the the investment opportunity of a life time. He has never come back. We have spoken to him and thought he would come back for his mother-in-laws funeral. We know Lisa and Barry begged him too.

    So that's it for the last 16 years my daughters husband has been finding himself!
    Lisa has been promoted so many times and says she not interested in any relationship and feels that Jacob has mental health problems and will come back when he's ready. Barry thinks he's a selfish bastard and needs to grow up.


    Maria Barry's wife is a free spirit and somehow I gave in to her and Barry and had a 3 sum with her. Elizabeth my beautiful late wife would never do that.
    I have to be honest I do look forward to the sex we have with Barry and his Mrs.

    Barry has been absolutely great with Lisa my daughter. But what he said the other night just floored me and if anyone asked me I would have floored them for even suggesting it about having sex with my daughter.

    Barry has been fucking her since Covid and was a shoulder to cry on when her mum died.

    He said he's sorry but she has a Daddy fetish and if she was his daughter he would have had her years ago.
    How did you not want to bang her Chris? She's always showed off her body?
    I just denied I had any feelings like that. Ok he said just be honest if you were blindfolded and instead of it being my Marie, it was horny hot Lisa would you walk away?

    I had no idea this line of conversation was happening and out of nowhere my cock twitched and Barry noticed.

    I am really sorry mate but Lisa is not as vanilla as you think. When Barry disappeared I went through his devices I was worried he'd done something silly with his bank. I found nothing that will get him locked up, the pics and vids I found of Jacob and Lisa having sex got me really hard. Lisa certainly likes cock, pussy too.

    How about instead of blindfolding you then mate let me blindfold Lisa , she will be game, I assure you! She calls me daddy and when I ask her if she wants her real daddy, her juices piss out of her.

    I told him I was going home, he didn't stop me. As I was going home my phone made the noise saying I had a message and there were pics of my daughter covered in cum and 3 cocks around her, and Barry sat in a hotel Armchair.

    I said to my self I will delete this filth as soon as I am home, but what did i do ? I got in poured a stiff one and then pulled my cock out and had the most glorious wank, then another drink and I wanked again. Why I done this , well We know why don't we. I sent a text to Barry, saying if you can guarantee no-one else will know, then set the wheels in motion!
    I am waiting to hear back but I still wanking non stop !

  • Stepdaughter

    In my previous relationship my ex had a daughter who at the time was 22 years old . She used to walk around her house in tights and tank tops with no bra all day and when her mom got home she would always change and cover up . This went on for a while till one time her mom went to a training and was away for 2 days . We were watching tv and when i looked her tit was out of her shirt and she acted like she didn’t notice she saw me looking and put it away but didn’t act shocked or anything. A while later it happened again so i jokingly said might as well leave it out now , she didn’t hesitate and took them both out like nothing . We didn’t have sex but we kissed i sucked her titties while she jerked me off till i came on her tits . It didn’t happen again but I’m cool with that .