Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

Election Made To Become Lifetime Sisters,

Following a request by my boss and lover I agreed to 'surrender' myself to her husband. As uncomfortable as I imagined it was a lot easier than I thought. These encounters with her husband continued until I was at ease with his lovemaking.

A year later she asked me to share the most precious experience with her, hold hands with her and allow a pregnancy to happen. After three months we were both pregnant. For the pregnancy I moved in with her and her husband. He started referring to us as his, and we didn't set the record straight. Soon enough no one questioned who we belonged to.

Over the following five years, we cemented ourselves to him. No longer did we refer ourselves as girlfriends, we referred to ourselves as sisters. No longer did we pretend to be independent of each other, we were completely interdependent. From time to time we heard references to polygamy, references to polyandry, and from one old man we had a plural marriage.

We were then into our thirties, we had five children under six between us, we traveled to Hawaii together to spend a few weeks in a rented cottage. A young woman, a high school graduate, talked with us in the airport waiting lounge and told us she would like to join us.

Her age bothered us, but her enthusiasm excited us, we would deliver to our husband a new concubine. She was very excited. And our husband on arrival welcomed her into our family. A new concubine in his house meant he kept her with him during our vacation. By the time we returned to Colorado, she was with her first child.

It's been ten years since she came into our family, she is our younger sister, twenty since we first agreed to become sisters. We live on inherited ranch land, home school our children. Our lifestyle is not secret, but we don't make it public. Twenty years, two decades, we've been sisters, one decade with our younger sister. We would never willfully give up our life together.

Call it what you want, we call it family.

  • I'm A Bad Boy

    I should not say but who the fuck knows me here.

    When I was 16 I came home after school to my mother, an alcoholic, wearing nothing more than a bathrobe and drunk out of her mind. She sat in the living room speaking incoherent gibberish with her robe constantly falling open exposing her pussy and tits. She had a typical mom bod but even so, seeing her snatch and tits got me hard and horny. I suggested she should sleep it off and helped her to her room where she took the robe off and asked me to lay with her on the bed. Well, I did more than lay with her. I sucked and played with her tits and examined, smelled and licked her pussy. She was very unresponsive, probably unable to feel a thing. I slide my cock in her and fucked until I came. It felt incredible and was my first sexual experience. I laid with her for sometime caressing her body and got hard for a second round. This time she seemed into it, moaning and even asking me to fuck her harder. I came again and then fell to sleep. I woke up before her the next morning and left for school. She never spoke to me about it and I never mentioned it so I never was really sure if she remembered or not. I figured she did but did not want to talk about it. Anyway she eventually straightened her life up, holding down a job and has met a man. We all get along great.

    I Paid For The Fear My Step Son Saw In Me.

    Wives, what would you do the moment your stepson started to drive fear in you? I didn't get the time to act because i was too naive.

    My husband and i are both going through our second marriage. I have one daughter from my previous marriage and he has a son whom he spoilt badly. He had left college some 3 year ago and is now working side by side with his father in a good business area. During my stepson teenage years this young man use to steer me down every single chance he got but would say nothing.

    I first picked up on his steering habits when we went to the beach during a hot summer day. I was attire in a very sexy swim suit that his father had forced me to wear. It was a little too revealing which is why i fancied it less but i wore it just to please my husband, but in the end it catches the attention of his teenage son. Things started to changed rapidly during his college years and as time progresses my stepson started to get a little more vocal. He started using words like 'fuck', and other adult words he never uttered before going to college.
    His respectful behavior started to hit rock bottom. His voice starts to get a little heavier, and sometimes he would grab his crotch if he saw me wearing sexy clothing around the house. And not to mention the porn he's now watching.
    I snooped around in his room while he showers one day and i saw it left on his laptop. It was then i realized he was not the same kid anymore. To tell the truth, i started fearing him.
    I may be the only one even to this day that knew about his weed smoking and alcohol consuming situation during his college years. And how do i know this?
    I knew of it because i felt the weight of it which changes everything between us.

    My husband who is a successful business owner was having a long service award to honor the staff members who have been working with him for over a decade. His son came in late that evening looking all shaken up. I then ran to his assistance thinking something bad had happened but when the scent of weed mixed with alcohol hit me i then realized he was intoxicated. My attire was the jolt that hits him hard instantly. His features started changing right in front of me. Nervously, i started backing up slowly when i saw the red in his eyes, and while backing up, he slowly advance himself towards me. He then saw the fear in me and grabbed on to me aggressively. I yelped in a very low tone and asked him respectfully "what's the matter"?
    He ignored me and started pulling me to his room,.. My knees buckled while he lead me and when he shoved me to the bed my panties was literally ripped off from under the tiny skirt i had on. He then fucked my pussy without mercy before fucking my mouth where he ejaculated.

    I know some here would call me a fool for not reporting it to his father but that is another story. Now how did this young man got to fuck me more than 20 times after that is another mystery. Whether it is out of fear or favor, i now got use to him grabbing my hand and taking me to his room to fuck me. He even spanked me once when he rammed himself in me from behind and i cried. Weaknesses sometimes lie deep within, and you will never know how weak you are until someone stronger pulls it out. My free flowing tears are all dried up now... I'm his fuck doll.

  • Mom Moved In During CV19, Still Here And I Am Torn About It

    Some quick background she let me explore her sexually when I was in my early to middle teens, gave me oral pretty much anytime I wanted it but when I turned like seventeen I thought it was not a good idea anymore worried about someone finding out about it. So I moved her in during the shutdown because she was all panicked about it and feared getting the FLU, with me divorced and no girlfriend, mostly because I was just really sick of women but also lacked confidence given I am like eighty pounds overweight. One evening while I sounded somewhat frustrated from work, I have worked from home since about 2016 and manage data sites, she smiled and said she knew something that would relieve my stress and laughed. Well, she has been giving me blow jobs since then, I tried doing things with her also like a month into this again and she told me God no, my body is disgusting, no one wants to see it! One evening though I talked her into it, she was around fifty eight then and she tasted great and got really wet. She pulled a pillow over her face while I was doing it and after she had an orgasm got all embarrassed about it and wanted me to just leave her bedroom but she was not mad or anything just really embarrassed about it. The thing is I really enjoy the blow jobs all the time and there is a certain greatness about not having a romantic relationship to have it. She is cooking and cleaning all the time and I know that she wants to stay with me until the end because she has talked about it. She has a bit of a bad heart so she is always saying Yup, one morning I will just find her gone laying her bed, I think she worries a lot about dying alone and is happy to be living here with me.

    Love My Sis

    To keep it short and simple, my little sister and I have been having sex for many years. We keep saying we need to stop but then months go by and we get pent up and can’t resist. I do but don’t want to stop. Once enough time passes, I want nothing more but immediately after I feel guilt. She, as far as she’s expressed, feels the same way. I’m confessing because we just finished hours of another long pent up session of intense sex. I’m truly feeling lost and guilty. I feel like no contact is the only way to stop but I’m afraid I’ll miss her dearly. Just wanted to express my feelings somewhere somehow

  • I Got Turned On But I Missed An Opportunity.

    My dad youngest brother owned the rented apartment that me and my bf now occupies. Uncle Sally as he's popularly called is a very generous man. Kindhearted is an understatement to describe he and his wife of 14 years.
    Last summer Uncle Sally celebrated his 50th birthday and so the family decided on a party for him along with a weekend for 2 at a lovely resort. Now that resort is where i work as a certified masseuse. Uncle Sally turns out to be the recipient of my profession the day after his birthday and i can tell you, it changes everything about us and the way we see each other. When i asked him what type of massage would he preferred he jokingly said to me "just 'hand' me what you got". We then we laughed. We chatted up each other for nearly 30minutes before i told him to rolled over onto his back.. I noticed he became hesitant at first but i waited patiently. He then rolled over and to my surprise uncle Sally had a firm erection that stood up like a flag pole. I sense his embarrassment then he went quiet. He could do nothing more than to fix his gaze on me and whisper "i'm sorry".
    Now what i chose to do next had shocked both of us. I met his gaze with a look of passion that only my bf have ever witness before. I slowly started to remove his clothing from the waist down... then i place my finger on his lips and sounded 'Shhh' as if to say 'just be quiet'. Now i have done countless massage before without skipping a heart beat, but this time my heart started racing and in no time i'm as horny as hell.
    With his hard erected cock now between my fingers i told him to close his eyes and enjoy the moment. He then reached up with both hands and started squeezing my nipples which were already tender and hard. I continued to rub his hard cock but his breathing were telling me his spunk were on the way and that's when he spewed it onto my clothing.

    If his 'spunk' had stayed a little bit longer i am not so sure if i could contain myself from mounting his cock for a ride. Plus we were there way pass the schedule time of 45 minutes and i was afraid we would be missed. It turns out we weren't. His wife were having a good time making new friends in the lobby.
    Later i said to myself i should have fuck uncle sally's brains out when i got the chance with his hard cock in my hands. I doubt i'll ever have another moment like that but i hope he would take it up on himself to try and fuck me. I'm ready.

    My Kindhearted Uncle Deserves Everything That Is Good.

    My dad youngest brother owned the rented apartment that me and my bf now occupies. Uncle Sally as he's popularly called is a very generous man. Kindhearted is an understatement to describe he and his wife. They both have been married for 14 years but sadly no kids together. They are 2 kind and loving people.

    On his 50th birthday a party was held for him at a lovely resort where he also enjoyed a weekend for two (2) compliment of his staff who work for him. Now that resort is where i work in the entertainment department and also as a masseuse. I told Uncle Sally in a whatsapp message to prepare himself for a relaxing massage the following day after his bd and he agree. He told his wife who then ask the cost,.. I told her the treat is on me for his birthday. Can you believe she still gave me US$300.. calling it a tip. I took it with a heavy heart Lol.

    It was time for Uncle Sally's massage which of course was his first ever. I then asked him what type of massage would he preferred after showing him a wide range. He jokingly said to me "just 'hand' me what you got" then we laughed. We converse while i get to work and after the first 30 minutes into the massage i told him to turn over on his back.. At first he became a little hesitant as i wait patiently. He then went on his back and to my surprise Uncle Sally had a firm erection that stood up like a flag pole. He seem a little embarrass as he fix his gaze on me and whisper "i'm so sorry". Now what i did next shocked both of us. I slowly remove his clothing from the waist down then his eyes widened. I then place my index finger on his lips and sounded 'Shhh', as if to say 'be quiet'. I have done multiple massages without skipping a single beat but this time i was horny for some strange reason.

    With his hard erected cock now between my fingers i told him to relax, close his eyes, and enjoy the moment. I was all over his cock stroking it away. He then reach out with both hands and grabbed on to my nipples that were already tender and hard and within minutes of that he ejaculated all over my uniform.

    If he hadn't ejaculated the time he did i'm not so sure if i could contain myself from mounting that big cock of his for a ride. Plus the length of time we were there i thought we would have been missed by then. Turns out his wife were having a good time making new friends in the lobby as she were laughing and carrying on. That glorious moment i now considered a missed opportunity for me. I should have fuck uncle Sally's brains out when i got the chance.

    I Got Drawn Away Easily Before I Could Realized What Was Happening.

    I didn't know i have it in me to fall so easily for someone other than my husband.
    I got mesmerized by a weekend cruise to the Caribbean some 2 years ago when i got invited by a couple who is very close to me.
    The feeling was fantastic but sadly it slowly melted away the guard rails that kept my body subjected. Now this guy who work on the cruise saw that i was a third wheel to the couple who invited me. He was humorous as he kept giving jokes mixed with lots of compliments. He noticed me blushing and the couple saw everything that was happening and kept fueling the fire before they left us alone. And he did take me apart with his charm.

    We talk for multiple hours and i found myself giving personal information about my husband. Now the next thing i know is that his hand were tightly gripping mine. I'm not so sure why but i felt very nervous at that moment as he drew me closer to him. I kept laughing where there's no joke and before i could grab a hold of myself the feeling of helplessness came over me. He drew me even closer then my body started trembling. The betrayal of my nipples that poked through the spaghetti dress i had on started to show my weaknesses and that's when i realized i'm in some unfamiliar territory. He sensed every bit of it and within seconds his tongue were already down my throat. I pulled away but only briefly. He then held me around the waist and started guiding me to a walk that is just a stone throw away and before i know it i was in his room.
    With no questions ask he just took off my panties with me still wearing my dress as he took me easily and freely.
    He saw my vulnerability and took full advantage of it. I was fucked the entire evening straight back till super. I just couldn't get up to go out and face the couple who invited me as i'm sure by now they both knew exactly what had happened.

    I did not saw them till the next morning after being fucked the entire night also then the guy left to do his duties. I learn later that he's the supervisor for the canteen. They laughed at me but not in a bad way and they did not ask me any questions about what had happened. I felt shameful when i got back home especially when i lay with my husband in bed knowing i were taken apart by lust, weaknesses and more so by a damn good charmer.

    Who Is It?

    20 something years ago...I married a beautiful woman with 3 kids, 2 girls and a boy. Girls were 13 and 14, boy was 11. Everything was great, well mannered kids. Won't say perfect family, but a good family. My wife traveled for work around once every 2 weeks, gone one night. Our sex life was great, fresh hot relationship...sex damn near every night. My wife loved sucking cock, every mans dream right. My cock's not huge but not small...7 inch with some girth. Her thing was sucking a load out before I went to work...Boy she would deepthroat my rock hard cock and swallow my fairly decent load, wouldn't spill a drop...what a trooper. Now the problem we had was sound, you guys know with kids in the house it's challenging trying to keep it down. Remember there's 3 kids with raging hormones separated by walls. It all started one night when my wife was gone over night. Our house is pitch black at night except for a night light in the bathroom on the other side of the house and my stepsons room...door closed at night. Late at night I was having a dream my cock was getting stroked...rock hard, mind you I'm a pretty sound sleeper. When I was about to explode my load I woke up...realizing there was a hand stroking me off.. I froze in disbelief not doing anything except explode my load. whoever this was would put toilet paper over my head to minimize the mess, pretty smart actually. Well as I thought about it of course the next day...Nothing none of my stepkids gave any clues at all, everything normal as usual. Never told my wife, couldn't open that can of worms. Well it was time for my wife to be gone overnight again I waited in the bedroom at night to see if the same thing would happen again and I'll be darned one of my step kids quietly snuck into my room begin playing with my cock stroking me and making me cum, then quietly left. I know it was very taboo wrong but very exciting. Not knowing who was doing it made my cock rock hard. I began sleeping in the nude for easier access to my hard eager cock. The third time was different I felt a tongue licking the underside of my cock mostly near my head, I started to slowly move my cock upward hoping for a mouth and that's exactly what I got...a tight mouth wrapped around my cock head sucking it till I exploded a thick load down someones throat...maybe 5 minutes, way too exciting. This went on for around a year or so, me wondering which one of my step kids was swallowing my load ever other week? My wifes job changed, no more traveling. Disappointing as it was, no more blowjobs in the dark in the middle of the night. I still wonder which one of my step daughters took my load everyother week? or could of it been my step son? Let's just say i fucked my wife really hard everytime we had sex...thinking about that tight mouth taking my load. I missed it, boy those were the good old days. curious5

  • Mother And I

    It happened few years ago. Well should I say almost happened.... About 2 years ago the love of my life suddenly broke up with me. I did what typical man would do. Send million of emails and messages begging to take me back. Eventually ex gf blocked me everywhere. As days went by I became super depressed. Dint eat. Dint sleep. Just cried everyday. I moved back to my family house. Eventually I told my mom I don't want to live anymore. I literally just laid in bed crying like a little wuss. Time heals everything and now I'm in new relationship with super beautiful amazing girl. However, I do remember and still think of one night in particular.

    During one of those crying nights my mother walked in my room and sat down by my side as I was crying. She dint say anything and started rubbing my leg with her hand. Eventually she lowered her head down and started kissing my legs and telling me if there is anything she can help me with. I remember just turning to the side and telling her to leave. And she just left.

    Thinking back to that night. I could of really fucked my mother which would of opened up doors for me to fuck her all day everyday. My mother is one of those tall blonde curvy girls even at her age. Dang just thinking of that moment making me regret it so bad. It would have been so much fun.