Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

Every Opportunity To Sniff My Motherinlaw's Bum

I have fabricated opportunities to covertly sniff my motherinlaw's ass.

She always wares leggings that flatter her bum, and I can't help myself.

I take the chance for instance, when we are near eachother and have to both bend over at the same time, like picking a few things up off the floor, or in one instance, crawlingbehind her into the crawl space in her loft.

There is pretty much always other people around, but I've gotten in 3 deep inhales of her Fem bum scent in the past 3 years.

Doesn't happen as often as I'd like.

Sometimes I think she has noticed and lets me do it. She seems more touchy feely with me than before.

I've also sniffed her dirty panties and came on her clean ones, so my dried cum gets on her pussy.

  • My Moms Ex Boyfriend

    My mom dated this good looking guy for 7 years. Honestly not sure why they broke up but I was always attracted to him. Especially when I’d see him get home from a run and he was all sweaty in his short shorts with his dick outline showing

    I ended up reconnecting with him earlier this year when I saw him at a restaurant I was at. We talked then made plans to meet up and catch up.

    After eating and talking for hours we were standing in the parking lot and I was extremely horny. But I figured I’d best not sleep with my mom’s ex boyfriend.

    A few weeks later I run into him again and this time I jokingly say should we go back to your place. Some how I ended up getting naked with my mom’s ex boyfriend.

    As he’s stripping to his Calvin Klein briefs and I’m in just my thong can’t control myself and I push him on the bed. Get on top of him and start to make out. I could feel his dick getting hard in his briefs.

    I pulled off his briefs and finally got to see that dick I always saw outlines of. It was perfect to me.

    As I laid there after sex with his cum in my pussy he said that was great but it feels so wrong. After that I got up to go pee and get dressed.

    As I’m getting dressed and he’s laying there naked he says we definitely can tell anyone about this. Then asks if I want to come over again sometime

    Found Out My Youngest Daughter Made A Gangbang Porno

    My wife and I were searching various sights through porn.

    My wife has always loved getting gangbanged, so when we found one where a girl gets gangbanged on her 18th birthday, we clicked on it.

    Within a minute we recognized our daughter, who is now almost 20.

    We were mesmerized and couldn't look away.

    She took 12 cocks in every hole and was short of begging for more. There was even an 'aftershoot' clip where she talked about wanting to da a gangbang because she's watched her mother doing them for as long as she can remember.

    "Mom always seemed to enjoy them," She said, "so I figured I'd get paid to do one on my 18th birthday."

    We fucked while watching it, during the "aftershoot' scene, and throughout the night afterwards.

    The wife told me today that, through contacts, we are going to get a pre-edit version of the entire gangbang. Apparently it was over 5 hours and another 2 hours of footage after the shoot. Her "source" is going to include the casting video from 6 months before the video when She was 17.

    I guess Our youngest daughter is better at concealing her sexual exploits than her parents. LoL

  • Step Dad

    My mom divorced my dad when I was twelve and then took up with a very handsome man five years her junior. He is gorgeous and treats me so very well, spends quality time with me and mom often taking me on motorcycle trips being that mom refuses to go on the bike. We did a glamping trip where we rented a tent with two queen size beds at a glamp camp ground. I am an attractive woman most would say, with plenty of men my age hitting on me but my want is him. I have on many occasions walked around home in my panties and bra, even semi-sheer. I love watching him watch me. Several times I have left the main bathroom in a towel letting it slide away and twice walked out naked with nothing on stopping him in the hall and talking. He told me that I should cover up with me saying why. We’re family. I asked him once if he found me attractive with him answering, very but that he wouldn’t want to hurt my mom and I shouldn’t either. Of course he’s right but that doesn’t stop my desire. So there we were glamping in our beds with a lantern as light. He stripped to his underwear and I stripped nude but that isn’t unusual because I sleep in the nude. I crawled into bed with him and he said that it wasn’t appropriate. I literally straddled his stomach, sitting nude on his stomach and asked him if he has ever wanted to fuck me. He said, I’m a man and yes you are a very desirable girl but I’m in love with your mom and I had a very active sex life with conquests of many, many women and yet your mother is the only one I have fallen for. I’m not going to ruin the one love of my life. I got off his torso and went back to bed. I guess I will always be frustrated in not winning him over but my mom is a very, very lucky woman. I hope someday that I too find a man like him.

    Stepdad

    I dont know wat to do. My mom married n american guy who treats her well and has always been nic to me. hes cute, everyon in my family thinks he's handsome. She left her computr unlocked one day and I saw picturs of him naked (his thing looks bg!). I also saw some sxy stuff I think he wrot.

    I think abot him alot now but i know i shouldnt. i've never done anything with a boy but i've rubbed myself thinking us doin sxy things he wrote about. sometimes i gt so horny i feel like ill go crazy (i wonder if his thing wuld fit in me). i know mom would be upst but i want hm to fck me so bad! im too shy to do anythng tho

    i dont know wht to do i just needd to tell someon this

  • My First Experience

    My cousin showed me a knife. He said if I told anyone about it, he'd show me how it was used, then made little motions with it.

    He took me outside, said he wanted to try something he saw in a movie. He lefte to the back of a broken down car. His brother was waiting there for us.

    He pulled me into the back seat. Shut the door. His brother climbed into the front seat and turned around, positioning himself between the seats and peering back at us. The arm was down so when the brother pulled his cock out, we could watch him masturbating to us.

    The main cousin pushed me down onto the incredibly hot seat. The cushions were soft, almost like a corduroy texture. He started undressing me, peeled my panties and shoes off. He took his pants off and climbed on top of me.

    He slid his dick onto my slit. He rutted against me. I watched his little brother jerk it and felt the big brother push his dick inside of me. I couldn't stop moving and started to push back on him. I moaned. Like a complete slut, I moaned for him and tried wrapping my legs around him, but he was moving too much.

    We fucked for a solid 30-40 minutes before we were caught by another cousin. She brought us in, we got punished for being kissing cousins.

    I invited the boys back to the bathroom to watch me pee. I spread myself for them and watched them fondle themselves while I pissed.

    I thought about this for years after. Write a letter once to him asking to do it again, saying how amazing it felt and how much I loved him. Never gave him the letter.

    She's Now Fucking Like There's No Tomorrow.

    My 27yo sister who still lives with our parents is visually impaired. Having a master degree in law, she spent most of her time pursuing other studies. Before she started working at a law firm i first started noticing her acting a little strange than normal. When we were much younger we use to share conversation about being a virgin which she were even at age 24. Sometimes we talk for hours about sex and i use to notice her sitting very awkwardly. On a number of occasion i steered between her legs that were opened wide which lead to me getting a boner. I often felt dirty after steering but her pussy that were clearly seen through her mesh panties were equally hard not to look at. She is a very beautiful young woman with a huge ass and a pair of stiff nipples to die for and her pussy is always shaved.

    Now during a very hot topic discussion one late night her strange way of acting took a unexpected turn. The argument spins quickly as she awkwardly asked me if my girlfriend (who is now wife) is pleased when we are having sex. I paused for a while, then she said "remember we can talk and this is between us".
    I then went into details about our sex life then i notice my sister actually sweating with her hand slotted between her legs as she nervously squeezed them.
    She then make it a duty to engage these sexual conversation with me as i watched her reaction escalating. Horny for me is now an understatement as i started to get the drift more and more. My sister after 24 years of books, books and more books plus being visually impaired with no intimacy along with no sex... She is now horny as the word described her. 'She definitely wanted to be fucked'!

    She never said she wanted me to do her but i knew for sure that she wanted me to. It was one Saturday afternoon when we were alone. I knocked and she invited me inside her room. We started out usual chat. I then turn it sexual and finally conclude that it gets her very horny. Her hands were once again between her legs as she squeezed. I quietly went closer to her and hold her hand. She gasp in a way that tells me one thing...'take her'. I then remove her hand from between her legs easily then i touched her crotch, only to witness the amount of wetness that were dripping from her pussy. She used both her hands to cover her face while i licked her wet pussy. She made one of the weirdest sound ever as she moaned with pleasure. I licked her every night thereafter and when she could not take it anymore she grabbed on to me aggressively and pluck my cock out and rode it to a bloody ending. She is now 27 and we are still fucking even though i'm married and have a young son. She is doing well at the law firm and she's more happier these days than before. Her pussy is so tight and whenever i inserted my cock inside her the muscles in her pussy is so strong it milked cum out of me within minutes. She were blind to sex but now she's getting everything after years of studying for her future.

    My Daughter On The Web

    I've found out that my 19 year old daughter makes money on the Internet at night by her letting older pervert men masterbate to her.

    She told me that it's no big deal and that she never undresses and always wears her tight white bra and tight top and that she doesn't mind.

    I guess she takes it as a compliment.

    Anyway what she doesn't know is that I masterbate to her pics on Instagram and to her friends too.

    I don't think she'd mind, if she knows men are masterbating to her then she also knows that all men are wankers.

    Mums The Word

    I broke my hand and it was in a sling, my mum came to stay and I would be dishonest to say I never thought of her sexually during my teens but in my late 20s It wasn't on my radar.nI'm home the first few days of the accident and my wife's gone back to work. I think the painkillers made me constipated and using the loo was thankfully straight forward. Then one day it wasn't I was ages on the loo and made a lot of noise as soon as I came out my mum said let's run you a shower. She had a bag for arm and she was in a short sleeve blouse and looked quite hot for a 60 Yr old grandma.nI tried to wriggle out of this shower but she was insistent. nMy mum said there is nothing I haven't seen before and I will definitely feel better after a good clean up.nSo I gave in and allowed my mum to help undress me and position me in shower and be washed. She let me wash my dick myself held me and supported me so I didn't lose my balance. To be fair my cock is just average about 6 inches hard and 4 soft.nSo that was OK I passed that test and didn't embarrass myself. nNext she had me face the shower wall with my back to her and she started to use the warm shower head jets and a soapy spong on my lower back and bum, she gently parted my legs and I was getting a little stir. Then she soaped up a natural sponge my wife uses and it's going around my ass, next thing you know she's got the sponge almost up my ass and I'm rock hard almost immediately unbelievablely she's fucking my ass with the sponge and puts her hand through my legs and starts to wank my cock.
    " Lee Honey are you OK with this" I grunted quickly , " Lee baby shall I stop?! Now the sponge is by my feet and she's fingering her own sons asshole expertly "No! I shout, She's teasing me, No don't do it or No don't stop. " please don't stop mum "Ok baby I've missed this since losing your dad,! Let me turn you round honey " I was a letdown during my dads illness and didn'tsupportthem as much ad I could as I could face the truth. But now all was forgotten and she did and leant me against the wall , her top is soaked and she's sat on the edge of the bath and starts to suck her own son off. I shot in no time at and nearly fell over as I came with such force.
    We are struggling with our mortgage my mum wants to move in and help us out , my Wife is in agreement

  • My Hot Milf Aunt

    Since I can remember, I’ve had a kink for the hot women in my family, in particular two aunts. One is very pretty, fit, big tits, but a bitch, and I’ve repeatedly snuck into her room and jerked with her bras and panties.

    The second is cute, shoulder length hair that I love and amazing personality. This second aunt and her kids (without my uncle) were travelling with me, my mom, and my siblings in Canada when I was in my early 20s (mid 20s now). On one occasion, my aunt and I were alone in the car (she was in the driver’s seat) and she was complementing my looks saying she hopes her kids grew up to look like me. Eventually we began talking about sex. Having always had a crush on her, my cock started to throb and stiffen. Then my aunt said like in a playful manner that if we had sex it wouldn’t really be i****t since she isn’t my blood relative (my uncle was). Fucking dumb of me, I panicked and told her she was still family since she was married to my uncle. I think every day of how I fucked up the chance to fuck my hot milf aunt and have been thinking of rekindling this with my aunt