Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

Cousin And I

When my cousin and I were 13 and 14, she is a year younger than I am, we were out of control sexually. We were together it was sometimes non stop sexual play that almost always gave us plenty of orgasms. My mom was very much not a helicopter one, could care less what I was doing in my bedroom and did not want to even know about it, the basement Rec area was about the same. My cousin would come over and we would go downstairs saying we were going to play a game or something and my mom would just nod or say Yeah, okay have fun. Most of the time as soon as we were in the rec area one of us was doing something to the other one, licking her pussy or she would be sucking my cock, sometimes both of us would be locked in a 69 for quite some time. I honestly think she was more horny than I was most of the time, there were dinners that she would put her foot right up in the chair I was sitting in and rub my crotch with her toes. If parents were not looking her way she would flash me her boobs, ass and pussy sometimes, doing it right behind their back, it was pretty hard maintaining a straight face with her showing me her boobs and pinching her nipples. We were always doing something with each other and it was just understood if the other one wanted to touch you just did it, she had an amazing body even before we started doing anything, I swear when she was in the fifth grade she already had B cup boobs and a round ass. I would hear all the time how hot my cousin is in school, guys constantly asking me if she has a boyfriend and do you think she would be my girlfriend but she never wanted a boyfriend until she was probably sixteen or so. She hated dancing and never went to any of them, my aunt begged her to go to prom just so she would have pictures of her senior prom, I think they stayed there for like an hour then left just driving around is what she told me. She had stuffed a t-shirt in her purse and had jean cut offs on under her dress, sounded about right to me. I miss the days of us doing things together, it was so exciting at that age to be exploring our sexual desires, we did it all losing her virginity at like fifteen because she wanted the experience of feeling one inside her. If she is half as sexual as she used to be her husband is one lucky guy for sure.

  • I Miss My Dad

    So, my parents split when I was 9yrs old… my Dad and I lived alone out in the country… 3 bedroom, little bit smaller but private…

    Dad is a stocky man, 6’5”… 230lbs… so probably a year after the split, I caught my dad masterbating and he caught me looking… he smiled and motioned for me to come into his bedroom… he had gay porn on his tv and a pretty thick 7.5” cock….

    I got in bed with him as he said… and then he asked if I wanted to touch… I was curious, so I did! I never seen my dad so happy or feel so good! It made me light up…. He told me to watch the porn and one guy was sucking the others dick…. He asked if I wanted to try that…. By this time I’m fully nude and my dad’s cock is in my mouth….

    He loved to cum on my face… I must have taken 4-5 loads to the face that night…. The next day he began easing me into taking his cock up my ass…. Over the next years. My Dad and I were amazing. I kept him drained and he spoiled me… I’d even dress up like a cute girl for him as I got older….

    I loved being naked waiting on my knees for him to get home… then, I had to go to college! But the fun isn’t fully over… now, I’m a slut for bbc and I send him video to beat off too! Show his friends! I would always fuck him good on holiday and summer breaks…

    Now I moved for work and see him every so often…. Though we talk daily. I miss my dad’s cock!

    I'm Pregnant To My Stepdad

    It can't be my boyfriend's because we haven't had sex yet.

    I am not scared about the pregnancy. I love my stepdad and we would be great together. I know he will take care of me.

    But I am scared of my mom. She is a very jealous woman. She stole my stepdad, who was married when they met.

    What should I do? How do I tell my stepdad? How do I tell my mom? I do want this baby.

  • Family Fun Time

    I had sex with my cousin. He fucked me in the back of a car in the hot sweltering summer. His brother watched from. The front seat and masturbated while he railed me into the back seat.

    I slept over at another cousin's house for Christmas. I shared his bed with him. His fingers wound up inside of me, then he pulled out a toy jelly rat and stuffed my pussy with it. He moved it in and out of me, fucking me with it. It felt pretty interesting, really good.

    I started flirting with another cousin and we stole away outside. I let him feel my body and he kissed me. We French kissed several times, made out a little, and he told me he loved doing that with me.

    I showered with two of my other cousins, both girls and they were sisters. One showed me and her sister how to masturbate with the bath faucet. Taught us how to move our hips just below it and let the water pound our clits. We took turns and started loving bathing together. Did it several times.

    I fucked my stepdad. Wore my mother's clothes, and left my breasts exposed from the neckline.

    I rutted against two other cousins while they sucked my nipples at the same time. Twins. Made them feel good. They wanted to go for a second round, but I never got the chance before we moved and grew apart.

    If you're thinking about it and you've got a willing family member, this is your sign to do it. You'll regret what you don't do. I'm pretty sure I could have had my bio dad, too. He told me I had the voice of a phone sex operator, and I found father daughter porn, multiple kinds in written form, in his chest of drawers when I went snooping. He told me in great detail when he thought a woman was the most attractive, and he even told me about his friend with a 13 inch cock who had to stick with anal because it was too big to do vaginal stuff with. And he told me about going to an adult show with a woman and something else I probably shouldn't mention. Just know it was highly sexual. I regret not trying with him. I probably could have had him.

    Dad's Joke Kinda Backfired

    The summer before I went into 9th grade my family was on one of our regular camping trips. We had been down at the lake swimming and mom, dad and I walked back up to the campsite. My dad and I went into the tent and started to towel off and change clothes. As I was drying off my cock began to get hard.

    My dad looked at my cock and told me I was really getting to be quite the young man. He began to stroke his cock and before long, the two of us were comparing our cock sizes. He took my cock and balls into his hand and cradled them judging their weight. ."Go ahead, try mine" he encouraged me and I wrapped my hands around his thick cock and it was big and heavy.

    We both started laughing and my mom asked us what the heck were we doing in the tent. My dad told her to come see for herself. When mom walked in, I thought she would faint. She squealed " Oh my God, what the hell are you guys doing.". My dad told her to relax and to check out the cock on their boy. Mom took a good look as we waved our hard cocks around before rushing out of the tent saying that the two of us were disgusting.

    That night after mom and dad had a few cocktails, we were all curled up asleep in the tent, I felt my Mom roll over and snuggle up against me. She whispered that she didn't think I was disgusting, as she slipped her hand under my covers and massaged my hardening cock. She told me she thought I was beautiful. She sucked my cock and I pumped her mouth full of cum that night for the first time. After that, my mom and I had sex regularly until I went in the military. Sorry dad...LOL.

  • Big Sis

    It’s about my sister. Her name is Jenna and she’s about 5 years older than me. She’s really curvy but not overly fat but the odd thing about her is she is almost flat chested. Her shining beauty is her flawless alabaster skin, jet black hair and her almost spooky black eyes. I recently learn, from unintentional eavesdropping, she’s only been fucked a few times . I’m jaded I guess, but I think she’s the kind of woman a man would love to undress and fuck her silly.
    She’s been pretty listless for a few weeks so I thought since I’ve lived at home with her all those years and jacking off in her pants I would make her a proposition: I will eat her pussy for a handjob. I would even come to her apartment. Needless to say, she refused with an “Eeeww”.
    Well, it’s Saturday night, I’m in between girlfriends, so I started getting dressed to go out. My doorbell rings, I answer the door, it’s Jenna, I step back so she can come in. Jenna takes a half step towards me then opens her raincoat. She has a tight white wifebeater on and she is bottomless, naked from the bellybutton down. I notice her flat stomach and I wonder how can she have such a flat stomach? And her pussy, she has a thin black strip of beautiful black hair.
    “Look, DJ! I’m not sure about this, so you better have protection just in case.”
    Well, looks like the best pussy in the world is on the menu tonight.

    My Husband Had An Affair With Our Daughter

    Yes, I know he should be the one confessing, but I am here to confess because of the shame I feel for our family.

    Thank God our daughter is 18. That's a small consolation.

    It started when he would tuck her into bed, far beyond the regular age when daughters stop wanting to be tucked in.

    Their evening chats would get longer and longer. A few weeks ago I heard noises upstairs.

    Hopefully she's not pregnantz

    I Am Not So Proud Of What I Did But Such Is Life's Reality.

    My name is Lee-Ann and i'm 27yo. This is a follow up of a post i made on March 6, 2025 about an incident that happened out of nowhere between me and my biological father. First let me say i weren't proud of what had happened because when i started grinding myself on my dad's lap it wasn't something that any of us planned. I innocently sat on his lap and his cock got erected and it triggered something in me instantly. Now the shameful part of it is that i lied to my husband just to visit my dad some 2 weeks ago. The shame i felt before have disappeared completely and now i wanted more from my father's cock. I went back to visit my father knowing fully that i could be fucked easily but in my subconscious mind i wanted him to sink his cock inside me. Now within minutes of me getting there i went straight to the bathroom and removed my underwear. It is as if we planned it this time except we did not discuss any of it but while i came out and sat on dad's lap we chatted awkwardly until his cock came out. I gave him good access when i eased up a little bit and allowed him to slid his cock inside my wet hole. He slid inside me easily as we finally start fucking each other for the first time since we started grinding. We did everything except anal sex. I make good use of my father's cock and he also made good use of my thirsty pussy. I'm now fucking my husband with my father's image facing me.

    Mommy Playing With My Cock

    She would slowly slide her hand up and down the length of my cock and just as I was ready to cum, she would stop and squeeze my cock tight. She would repeat this several times while laughing until finally she let me explode and shoot streams of cum.

    It all started innocently enough one Saturday morning when she was doing laundry. I had come down for breakfast and had brought some things to be washed. I was standing there in my boxers, dropping my clothes in the washer and I leaned up against my Mom and my cock pressed against her leg. She smiled and slipped her hand down and squeezed my half hard cock.

    "Go ahead, toss your boxers in the washer" she said. Before I could move, she was lowering my boxers to my ankles and eyeballing my cock as it stood up nice and hard. Then she admitted to me that she had been doing a very naughty thing. It seems she had been peeking at me naked in the shower, watching me jerk off even. She told me she was dying to feel my hard cock in her hand.

    At age 15, I was somewhat well endowed, almost 6" when really hard. Mom loved playing with my hard cock and teasing me until I shot big streams of cum. When I came home from dates in highs school, she'd ask me if I'd "gotten lucky", but it didn't matter. Sometimes she would make me cum more than once before tucking me in for the night.

    As I got older, business really began to pick up as you can imagine.....

  • I Consider Fur Babies My Real Children

    I never understood women who referred to pets as fur babies.

    Then, my wife had a series of miscarriages and carried a healthy child to term, only to have it die, completely unexpectedly, a month after birth.

    She can't have any more children due to the physical and emotional trauma. It has affected our marriage. Of course I don't blame her; no one knows why miscarriages happen. But she is always sad, and she feels a part of her purpose is unachieved if she isn't looking after a child.

    I bought her a kitten for her birthday. I'd like to say it was my plan for saving our marriage, but I hadn't bought her anything and then I passed an adoption event and fell in love.

    Well, my wife has taken to that kitten and we have added three more. All of a sudden she smiles and laughs, and she has started giving me sex again, which she hadn't been able to do after our child died. Even oral and swallowing now!

    If it helps for her to consider pets as fur babies, now I am all in favor!