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- It Was Disgusting -

like hi guyz.. alirte let me start.. like i was in like the bathroom one day and like i had to take a really like big dump.. ok and like it wouldnt come out u kno? but like anyway.. it was like really disgusting.. it was like a huge big nasty brown thing.. like ewwww but like anyway.. write me bac like a really good asnwer 2 my like nasty problem.. like is it normal?? like alrity..

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# 4225 - by Anonymous / December 17, 2003
    • - When I Was A Kid -

    When i was a kid, long before caller id, i'd make prank calls. I'd call couples (presumed married)in the phonebook and if a woman answered i'd ask for the guy then hang up if they'd ask questions like "how do you know my husband". (i'm a girl). I even did it to my teacher. I'm sure i started arguements. One time i disguised my voice to try to sound like a guy and made several obscene calls to the same number and got traced. My parents blamed my brother cause they were told it was a boy and i let him take the blame.

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    # 4235 - by Anonymous / September 23, 2009
    - When I Was A Kid -

    My friends grandmother who lived across the street on the third floor of there house called me over and wanted me to go to the corner store for her as usual she would grab whatever kid she saw first to go to the store for her. She always hung out the window and watched and yelled at us all day long. She was ugly, very skinny and super wrinkled.
    I had always wondered what she would look like naked because her breasts hung down way low and she never wore a bra.
    One day I walked out of my house and I heard her calling me the second I walked out the door. I ran across and she threw me down the money all rolled up in a ball and told me to go to the store for her so I did. When I came back she was not in the window and I just went upstairs because the door was always open. When I got to the top of the stairs I called out for her but there was no answer, at first my mind raced and I thought what if I walk in and she is dead on the floor or she is having a heart attack. I was not going to give her mouth to mouth even though I know I did not even know how at that time but I was not going to put my lips on her wrinkled old lips. So I called out a few more times but no answer. Then I heard her talking to someone and saw her leaning back out the window and talking to someone outside. She never heard me call out to her and I noticed as she leaned out the window her housedress lifted up in the back and I could see the tops of her wrinkled old thighs. I knew if I stood behind her I could look under and see if she had any underwear on. So I moved closer to her being careful not to make any noise. I got right behind her and knelt down to look underneath and was immediately shocked at what I saw because she was not wearing any panties. It was the first time I had ever saw a women's pussy because I was still a virgin at the time. It was really old and it looked like the insides were falling out plus I could see her asshole which looked like someone pulled it out and tied it in a few knots which later in life I realized she just had a bad case of hemorrhoids . I was kind of disgusted but excited at the same time. I could not pull myself away from taking closer looks. Then it happen I must have stepped on an area of the floor while I was kneeling down for a closer look and the floor made a cracking sound. She looked around and her eyes locked on mine while I was bending down. She knew immediately what I was doing and I jumped back up. She yelled at me and asked what I was doing. I replied nothing but she knew. She asked if I was looking up her housedress. I did not know what to say so I just remained quiet and looked at the floor.
    I could see she started to smile and said to me if I wanted to see what was under her dress all I had to do was ask. Then she asked do I want to see and I said yes. So she started to unbutton her housedress and take it off. Now I had this old lady standing there naked in front of me and I was a nervous wreck. Her breasts hung down past her waist, she had hair under her arms and only a little grey hair on her pussy which looked completely different from this angle and all the skin on her body hung down like it was melted. Once again I was excited but scared shit and also disgusted all at the same time. She asked me if I like what I see and I said yes as she moved closer to me. She said I could touch her if I wanted. So I reached out and grabbed hold of her breasts, she pushed away saying ouch and to be easy with her. She asked me if I ever saw or touched a woman before I said yes and she said who so I told her my mother. She said my mother does not count. She asked me if I go excited when I saw my mom naked and I said no. Then she asked if I was excited now by seeing her. I said yes and she said she could tell while looking down at the little pup tent in my pants. She asked me is I ever showed any one that and pointed to my little tent. I said no and she asked if she could see it since she showed me hers. I said ok and she began to pull my pants down. She laid me down on the bed and I could feel her mouth on my penis. It was so warm and felt real good. After a few seconds I could feel this strange feeling like I was peeing in her mouth and she was swallowing it. She asked me if I liked that and I said yes. She said then I was going too really like what she was going to do now as she moved up and sat on me penis. At first I was frightened by seeing her try to put my little pecker in her old wrinkled pussy but in a few seconds she was sitting on top of me and I was inside her. It felt real good. After a little bit I could feel I was peeing inside her. She was moaning and groaning. Then she lay down next to me and asked if I liked that. I said yes. She said I can not ever tell anyone about this and that it will be our secret and made me promise. I said ok. For the next six months I stopped going to school and was up her house doing all sorts of things to her. I remember being afraid the rest of my friends would find out because I would be so embarrassed if they found out. I eventually got a girlfriend my age and stopped going to see her. I started getting disgusted with her when I started fucking a girl my age. Now I am almost her age and I wish she was still alive because I miss that wrinkled old smelly pussy and jerk off to thoughts of it often. Her daughter is her age now and looks exactly the same. I would love to fuck her daughter but I don't think it would ever happen because I am still friends with her son. I wanted to tell my friend what his grandmother use to do to me but I don't think he will believe me or maybe hate me for it.

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    # 4240 - by Anonymous / November 10, 2009
    • - When I Was A Kid -

    Anyone ever got revenge on a bully at school? Or been a bully and had somebody get back at them?

    The 2nd happened to me once when someone I picked on got back at me.

    It happened when I was sixteen and this coloured girls statred school. She was 14 and me and my best friend picked on her all the time and made some dispariging comments about her race. We were both young and stupid and didn't know any better at the time - though that is no excuse.

    One day we were boht teasing her on the way home and we could see tears welling up in her eyes and we carried on until she started to cry and teased her for that. She then ran off into an area of waste ground near our estate and we gave chase.

    When we caught up with her we decided to push her around but we didn't know how strong she was plus she did some judo. She planted her foot on my friend stomach and flipped her on her back. I was so shocked to see my friend down I went for her and tried to slap her but she punched me in the stomach and winded me and we both went down. She dragged me by my hair to an old builidng that was there and gave me some more tummy punches and I started to cry. She did the same to my friend and ordered us to strip off, I was too scared I so was she that we did that sobbing, she picked up our things and ran off with them. We were both shivering and sobbing like that for over 40 mins before she came back and dumped our clothes outside. She yelled they were there and took off.

    From that day onwards we never bullied anybody at school

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    # 4263 - by Anonymous / January 15, 2009
    - When I Was A Kid -

    I am a young heterosexual divorced male & I am definitely not gay. When I was a teenager however an old friend of mine and I decided to play a little fancy game. We played cards at random and had little task associated with whatever occurred. I won the first round and kind of thought a little humiliation would be funny. I told him that he had to streak throughout the back neighborhood. I didn't think he would follow through but he agreed. It was a little of winter to boot! He ran throughout the neighborhood for 2 1/2 minutes with nothing on. People were watching him from Windows and even vehicles passing by the side of the house. I thought this was hilarious & it was but he got big-time revenge. We played numerous more games but I couldn't win a single hand. The rest of the day. First I had to masturbate repeatedly for an entire hour, while he showed me a hustler magazine. I got off almost immediately but he said you have to keep going that was the deal. Honestly I came at least ten times in that hour and was very sore and red. The more limp I got the harder he made me stroke. We played several more times and when I lost-he said keep jerking and I could not. He said okay then take this and squeezed by shriveled penis and balls and I said okay you win no more games in agony. He called me a chicken and we played longer. By the time the afternoon/early evening was over and I kept losing he performed everything from groin-kicking to applying vicks vapor rub to my privates. It was a good ten days before I could urinate without a lot of pain. Every now and then I think of this & have even considered playing such a contest with a young lady if I dared or had the opportunity. Some type of tease and denial game seems like it would be cool, but I've never done so, or even know how to approach the matter with someone. This was very juvenile and weird I know because he is happily married and I am straight and divorced. I never told anybody about this little game until now. Am I totally crazy thinking back about this frequently? Has anybody else ever done something like this as a teenager or otherwise?

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    # 4269 - by Anonymous / January 30, 2009
    • - When I Was A Kid -

    Hey, when I was like a kid yeh? we could all like speak properly like yeh? and we could all like understand like each other. These like days yeh?, I am like amazed that like anyone outside of the like city boundaries of like moronville can like understand yeh?. Like now yeh?, when anyone like asks where I am like from yeh?, I like tell them Canada yeh?.

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    # 4287 - by Anonymous / July 14, 2009
    - When I Was A Kid -

    When I was in the fifth grade I was playing at the gym with my friend and gym teacher now my bf came down so i left the gym then we actually frenched kissed it was weird after that my riends came down to the gym telling me somebody told on you about kissing jaylin then i was like what what i went back to class everybody staring at me then my teacher came over to and he said were you kissing boys in the hallway i said yes so it was ok the next day it was valentines day and i walked in class my teacher was like well alexis it looks like you got your valentines gift early so then the whole fifth grade found out about it i was so humiliated!!!

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    # 4305 - by Anonymous / December 19, 2006
    - When I Was A Kid -

    when I was little , I used to take silly putty and make a penis with it and stick it to my ken doll. Then I would cut off a peice of barbies hair and glue it to her snatch. I would always make my dolls have sex.
    One time when I was about 9, I filled a baloon with water and tied it and stuck it to a big stuffed animal I had, and took it to bed with me. I imagined it was Roy Schnieder from dukes of hazzard. Pretty weird huh?

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    # 4325 - by Anonymous / April 3, 2006
    - When I Was A Kid -

    When I was 8 my sisters,one three years older and one a year younger,used to dress me up like a girl!
    It got started one day when they were playing dress up and I teased them.My older sister could pretty easily kick my butt anyway,but with the younger one helping I was no match for them.They dressed me up in a dress,socks,shoes,wig and make up and took a picture!Then they used the picture to blackmail into dressing up several more times,until I destroyed the picture.It was still embarrassing and my sisters just love to tease me about it!

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    # 4327 - by Anonymous / June 16, 2004
    • - When I Was A Kid -

    When I was 7, I went to the mall with my sister and Grandma. Before we left the mall, I started to feel like I had to pee, but I decided that I could hold it. While walking home, I couldn't hold it anymore. I told my grandma that I had to pee. She said to hold it until we got home. I told her that I couldn't. She pulled me onto the boulivard, beside a car. She told me to pee here. I refused, but then pain struck my bladder. So I had to squat on someone's grass and pee in front of everyone. I cried as I peed because I was so embarrassed. My grandma told me that everyone has to pee sometimes, and some people aren't brave enough to say it out loud. It didn't make me feel better. Now every time we're at a family gethering, they always bring it up.

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    # 4340 - by Anonymous / June 10, 2007
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