Randomized confessions..

One day my brother was smokeing and he told to tell him if there was a adult comeing. But this time I kinda foregot. Well my dad was off of work and he was comeing up the drive way. I didn't see him and thomas didn't either. he was almost done smokeing and my dad pulled up .he said what are you doing .

  • Is a bitch. she thinks that the family actually likes her and no one does. She was trying to be the center of attention at a funeral today and critisized everything my mom and dad in law did for my d-i-l's sister that past away this week.

    The widow has always been a bitch, we say that my brother-in-law died to get away from her.

    Ugh! Thanksgiving is at our house this year! I have the inlaws are coming and I have to sit and listen to that old gas bag rant about everything while she wishes she was somewhere else. Let me tell ya! I wish she were somewhere else too! I wish I had the brass ones to put some exlax in the brownies, maybe then she won't overstay her welcome!

  • I'm so tired of my father in law. He's old. He's selfish and mean and inconsiderate and stingy. He's hard to deal with and a drama queen. He's recovering from knee replacement surgery at my sister in law's house. He's 83, and has had enough time on this earth. He should be DEAD already. He killed off my mother in law eight years ago. He put his last girlfriend in a nursing home. The poor woman had a stroke trying to keep up with him. Why does God allow an old fart like him to go on and on? Why? He serves no purpose that I can see.

    For the past three years I have been secretly aroused when I see men naked. I had never acted on this.
    Yesterday on some weird impulse, I posted on casual encounters on craigslist to have an exhibitionist encounter with another man.
    I actually did it but I did not like it. I am sorry for saying this. I had the guys penis in my mouth and I did not like it.
    I don't think this was a realy fantasy of mine.
    I do not hate gay guys but I now know that I am not one of them.

  • ok so here are my first few sexual expiriences. The first thing I did sexually obviously was look up some porn and learn how to masturbate ( Iean I am a guy) but anyway me an my boys were at this new years party, that went pretty late and so instead of all finding ways home we all just went to my house to sleepover. So we get a game of truth or dare going and because we are all between the ages of 15-16 we start talking about girls and sex and eventually we find out that all of us are into porn and masturbation.
    Well talking like that gets me horny and I can tell that everyone else is horny too but they are to embarrassed to say anything. ( note: there was no alcholhol involved In Any of this) anyway so I dare one of them to jack off in front of everybody. He agrees but only if we will too. So we all agree. Seeing sombody else's erect penis makes me really horny and I couldn't wait till my turn. When my turn came I stood up and slid my pants off to feel my horny dick spring free. The feeling I got just then was one of the best feelings I've ever had. Knowing that they could see my penis. Anyway I finish quickly and sit down waiting for everyone to do it also. After that we all just went to sleep.

    So I contiue to keep up the masturbation regularly and I look at naked girls as often as I could. About 4 months later one of my friends from that night ( ( ( who also happens to be my cousin) comes stays at my house for a few days. The first night he was there, we started talking about girls and we decided to get on my laptop and start watching some porn. It's not long b4 we are both rock hard. I let him know that I was and tells me that he is too. I
    Asked if I could see and he turned so that I could see the bulge in his pants. I told him that he could take it out if he wanted and he said that he would if I did. So we took our penises out. We continued stroking them and watching naked girls untill I told him my eyes hurt from the comp. So we shut it off and sat on my bed still with our dicks out. We continued to play with them but as we do we talk about what it would be like to get a handjob (we were both virgins) Finally I ask him if he wants to try it. He said ok but who goes first? I told him to play rock paper scissors to decide. I lost, so I had to go first. He let go of his dick and waited for me to touch it.

    I slowly reached over to touch it. At first I just touched it, it was really warm. Then I slowly wraped my hand around it and slowly started to move my hand up and down. He's not the biggest guy in the world so it's not really that hard. I could hear his breath catch as I sped up. I did that for about 20-25 seconds and then let go and said "your turn."
    I leaned back and waited for him to grab me. Heslowly reached over and took my penis. His hand was vey cold, but it still felt good. Better than I could ever do myself. He did the same thing to me and stopped after about 20 seconds.

    We continued to do this for about and hour and a half switching back and forth each time doing it longer. We then decided to jerk each other off at the same time which felt amazing.

    After playing with each others penises for another hour to two hours I asked him if he wanted to cum and he said if I did then he would. I was enjoying what we were doing and normally after I cum I fall asleep so asked him if he wanted to try something new. He said sure so I asked him if he wanted to try sucking each others dicks. He wasn't sure but I told him I would go first, but he had I if I did. He agreed. I leaned over and slowly put my mouth over his penis untill I felt the head touch the top of my mouth. I closed my lips around his shaft, and slowly started to move up and down. I didn't mind it that bad, I actually kind of liked it when it would rub around on the top of my mouth. I even tasted a little of his precum. He stopped me and told me he felt weird doing this, so I told him I wouldn't continue if he didn't want me too but he sill had to do me. He did the same thing but didn't stay as long.

    After that we played around with each others dicks for awhile and we decided we wanted to cum cuz we were getting tired. (it was like 4am) I told him if he brought me to the edge I would finish myself off and then do the same thing for him. He agreed, so I layed down on my bed with my dick straight in the air as he jacked me off. I told him right b4 I came and he let go so I could finish myself off. Then he layer down and I did the same thing to him except he took like 10 minuets to cum. After that we bother turned over and fell asleep.

    The next morning we didn't say a word about it. We acted like nothing happened.

    Those of you who have had your dick sucked by both males and females, who does it better?

    Last night I was at the golden corral for supper, just after I got there a younger guy came in. He had a nice looking female figure under the levi lowrise jeans and the first thing I thought was tranny. But no boobs, so I watched him, he caught me looking, and when he went to the service line he made sure I had plenty to look at. I started to get hard watching him, I timed it just right and walked out right behind him. In the parking lot I commented on the way his jeans fit, he just looked at me and nodded, then I saw him glanace down at my crotch. I asked him if he might be a bottom, and he said only, so I asked if he might be looking for a hard driving top, and he said always. Alright, so I said my place, and he said mine, told me where and at 9:00. I showed up at nine sharp, he opened the door wearing a tee shirt and a faded pair of daisy duke fringed shorts. Legs shaved as smooth as any girl, and my cock started to throb. I was there for 2 hours, fucked him 3 times, and I don't think he said over a dozen words, but he sure as hell knew how to keep my dick hard. As I opened the door to leave he said thanks, I asked if he wanted another performance, and he said next saturday night same time. That was the tightest, hottest peice of male ass I've ever been in and I know where I'm going to be next saturday night.

    When I was in the Army, one of my duty stations was Korea. I had a friend there. An Italian named Augustino who everyone called Augie. I had met Augie in Basic Training then he went to Ft. Benning for Airborne Training and I went to Ft. Knox for Cav Scout training.

    I was at Ft. Bliss with 3rd Cav for a while then was sent to Korea. A couple of months after I went to Korea, Augie showed up at my unit. My roomate had just been shipped shipped back to the US so he was assigned to my room.

    Augie and I ran around quite a bit together. And at least a couple of times a month would go to Hooker Hill in Itaewon and fuck a whore or two.

    One night we went to Itaewon and got into a craps game behind a club. Wound up losing most of our pay. Luckily we had rented a room before then.

    As we lay in our room, on the one bed, lamenting our luck, I commented on how horny I was. Augie got up on an elbow, facing me and said, "We could take care of each other, you know?"

    I was shocked and said,"Are you nuts?"

    His answer was, "Who would ever know? Who else is in here besides me and you?"

    "I would not even know what to do." I said.

    "Handjob?" He said.

    We decided to flip a coin to see who would touch the other one's dick first. He lost and started to stroke my dick. After a while, I reached over and started pulling on his. It felt strange. Hard but with a bit of give.

    When a few minutes passed, Augie asked, "Do you want me to put it my mouth?"

    I nodded and he said, "Only if what I do to you, you do to me." I wanted to say no, because I was not really thrilled about sucking a dick, but I was so damned horny. I agreed.

    Augie went down on me. Tenatively at first, then more confidently as he learned what he was doing. I warned him that I was coming and he pulled it out of his mouth and stroked me until I came. When I was done, he squeezed one last drop out of me, looked at it then tasted it. He shrugged then put my whole dick back in his mouth for a few seconds.

    He rolled over on his back and I did him. I sucked his dick like I was starving to death. He warned me that he was cumming and I did him one better. I let the first spurt of cum go into my mouth. It surprised me and I pulled away, he spewed on my hand and I went down on him again, catching the last bit of cum. I stayed on his cock until it went completely soft.

    Augie's first words were, "Think of all the money we are going to save."

    I gave him a dumb look.

    "Why pay for a blow job now?"

    "Look Augie. This was a one time thing. It was fun, It was coolm but way too gay for me."

    The next night in our room in the barracks we blew each other again. We were fucking each other a week later. Best tour of duty I ever had.

  • Im a 22 year old girl. i have a boyfriend that ive been with for almost 2 years. the whole bit. Ive never considerd myself a lesbian...maybe bicurious at times when i drink, but who doesnt? Ive also never had problems getting good looking guys or go a day without having someone tell me im beautiful. same goes for my drinking buddy Amy. We're always competing against each other to see who can end up with "that hott guy" by the end of the night.

    Well one night during the week, we both had the whole day off so we started drinkin early at this little bar we always went to. well by 5:00 that evening we were trashed. i mean running into walls, tripping over our own two feet. it was bad. We ended up having the bar tender crank the juke box so we could hear it in the bathroom. So we're just chillin in the bathroom doin our makeup the best we could. Im sittin across from the mirror watchin Amy do her thing then she started shakin her ass to the song that had just came on. So of course as all girls do, i got up and started dancing with her. the usuall harmless grinding we used to do to get the guys going...only we were alone and i was getting soo turned on so just to see how far she would go, i started rubbing her ass. Pulling her close to me so our tits and pussys were grinding together. Ive NEVER been this turned on by a girl before. at this point i didnt care. i just played it off during the song like it was all fun. smaking her ass, pullin her hair lightly and giggling then gave her a peck on the lips like we always did. i got so wet i couldnt fuckin take it! So we left the bathroom and went back to the bar. Apparently it got her hott too because with the next song that came on she grabbed my leg and yelled I LOVE THIS SONG! then she ran her hand up my thigh until she barely touched my pussy so i slid down a little further to give her easy access. while im slouched on the bar stool she procedes to stand in front of me like were talking. playing with my pussy the whole time. thank god we both had skirts on so i could return the favor. Man, i played with her pussy then licked my fingers, went back to what i was doing then made my way from her pussy to her ass hole. GREAT! Long story short, we had to go back to the bathroom. This time in the stall i took her shirt off and started playin with her tits. sucking and licking so hard i thought i was goin to explode!i went from her tits to making out wither her back to her tits and so on. so i got on my knees, gently pulled her skirt up around her hips, making eye contact the whole time. Slid her panties to the side and ate her out untill she came. it was to this day the one and only "lesbian" experience ive ever had. But it was so AMAZING! i used to masterbate thinking about my boyfriend and i...now, its her. when i need to get off all i have to do is think about that night in the bathroom and thats enough to keep me goin for hours. We still party together to this day and have never spoke about it again but occasionally she slips her hand up my thigh when im wearing a skirt and ill do the same when were dancing but we havent went full on again.....YET.

    oh and im most likely goin to go get my vibrator now, haha i cant believe how turned on i get my women now. its AMAZING