Randomized confessions..

I was on a road trip and had a rancid case of the squirts. I went into a convenience store and the woman behind the counter was a total douche-nozzle. So, I went in the bathroom, took the lid off the toilet tank, climbed up there and took a giant shit. In the tank... wiped my ass and left...

  • This obese older woman that works in my office is satisfying every sexual S&M fantasy I have. I love women's feet and she does anything I ask. Though I am the "slave" in this little discreet relationship, I make all the rules and call the shots. We hook up 2-3x a month whenever I say and I use her. I love her making me lick her dirty smelly feet !

    I have the worst hangover I've had in fucking months right now. There was a party at work last night and we were told there would be food as well as drink. There was, but very little of it. I got absolutely wasted and threw up three times on the bus home. It was completely involuntary and I really couldn't help it. It went up the wall and all over my coat sleeve. After I had been sick twice a woman got on the bus and came and sat next to me. She obviously didn't notice the puke. I threw up again and she got up and moved off to a different seat. I can't say I blame her really, even though I apologised to her. I'm just glad that I booked the day off work.

  • Finding your father's used condom in your wastebasket the next day.

    Our class along with a few other students were going on a field trip to the local Science Center where there are displays and all sorts of interesting things. We were to leave at 9 AM on the bus, then tour until 1 PM, break for a lunch and then tour again until 4PM. We had a chance to try out all the hands on displays and have fun.

    I was talking in the hall to this cute chick and trying to coax her into sitting with me on the bus. Then the call came to load the buses and we would be leaving in 10 minutes. I grabbed my jacket and made it to the bus with the other mates.

    We got on the bus and sure enough that cute girl Nancy did sit by me on he way. We talked and laughed and told some stories and all until we got there. It was about a 90 min trip from our school. About half way there I felt a slight twing where I was reminded I didnt pee before leaving school and getting on the bus. I held my jacket on my lap and
    gave my dick a little pinch and it felt better. I sat there talking to
    Nancy with my hand pinchin my dick. It seemed to help and I felt I could wait till we got to the center.
    We got there without any problem and unloaded and lined up for the tour.The first thing everyone did is find the restrooms so we could all pee. My friend went to hers and we met up again. So then we went thru all the exhibits, soon it was lunch time. We lined up
    at the cafeteria with our trays. I had a large coke and hamburger.
    The we went thru more hands on displays and watched this movie on this huge curved screen. Then it was almost 4PM, the movie was over and we had to rush to the bus. My friend and I jumped on and took a seat near the back. Oh, then I remembered I hadnt peed all afternoon, and didnt take a break after the movie,especially after drinking that big coke.
    We are sitting on the bus about 30 minutes and I felt that twinge to pee again. I noticed Nancy sort of sitting straight up with her hand between her legs with her jacket half covering up.
    I gave my dick a pinch again like before but my bladder was starting to complain and stretch. I noticed Nancy also was squirming a bit beside me as I too shifted in my seat. She looked over and said, " are you ok", and I said, "ya but got to get to a bathroom." She said,,"well me too, we were rushed",Maybe we might stop someplace"
    Now we are about 45 min from home and I get this little spasm like my bladder wants to let out some pressure. I was holding on for all my might, but again another surge hit and I squirted a little pee in my shorts. Well, maybe this will help now. Its didnt show and I had only a slightly damp pair of BVD's. A few minutes more and another hard spasm hit and I squirted a longer shot of hot piss into my shorts. Oh I was starting to sweat now, I did not want to wet my pants in front of my best girlfriend. That day it was sort of cool, and everyone wore blue jeans or cords or girls jeans, and some skirts. I had on these dark blue cordroy jeans I had just got for school a few weeks ago.
    The bus then hit some rough road and was bouncing about some and I could hardly hold on to my pee. Suddenly another long squirt shot out into my shorts and I could feel the hot wetness up my butt crack. I knew that I had wet enough to get my ass wet and seat on the bus.
    I tried not to look at Nancy who also was having some problem, dont know if she was as desperate as I was but I didnt ask. I did notice she
    was like biting her lip and had her hand down her crotch and didnt move an inch.
    Now its about 20 minutes from home, and one other student went to the tacher and apparently made a request for a pit stop, but I could hear him say, " only 15 minutes to go and so hold on".
    Suddenly the bus jerked again and I squirted again in my pants, holding my dick did no good as my piss came out anyway. But now I thought I could feel a sight warmth spreading in my crotch and down my butt.
    I think I was pissing in my pants like a tiny stream I could not stop.
    I think Nancy noticed my bouncing around in the seat and my holding myself. She said, " you really got to go, huh? Well so do I, Im almost wetting my pants." This from a girl that is basically shy and quiet making this statement sent a shiver thru my body and then more piss started to free flow down my legs. Only 5 minutes more and here I totally pissed myself on the bus. I could tell Nancy was close to peeing her panties too.
    Finally the bus pulls up at the dock behind the school and all mates were now getting off. I took my jacket and let it wrap around my waist and made it off the bus and headed for the boys room. Nancy got off too, and I noticed a wet spot on her butt as she flipped her jacket across her waist too.
    In the boys room I took paper towels and tired to soak up some wet piss iin my jeans. I got a stall, took off my jeans and then my underpants. I took them and put them in the trash can. I tried to wipe my cords up best I could. I looked in a mirror and noticed no one could tell I pissed my pants on the bus as the dark blue covered it well.

    After a bit my parents came up in the car and we headed for home. I noticed Nancys folks also came and picked her up too.
    That next day in school we talked again about the experience and she said she made it home and no one was the wiser about her having wet a bit in her pants. I said my cords didnt show either. We were lucky and we vowed if ever again we were on a trip we would hit the restoom first no matter what.
    Afterward Nancy and I dated again and we saw a lot of eachother for the s school year.

    I was courious, any other students out here have the same experience like having to pee real bad on a bus on a field trip from school?

  • Well not to long ago I had a blatter infection.Which ment you go when you gotta!Trying to avoids dates,One came with no possible rejection.We went out to a party.I was in the spotlight dancing when I heard a little Drip I looked down and my NEW dress was covered with yellow.Better yet I was wearing a thong and then a sudden urge to crap came.Litterly holding my buttcheeks together to stop but ofcourse my ex-boyfriend was there and ran up by me with a few hot guys and since he hated me and knew I was ticklish he tickle the hell outof me and out rushed not just crap Diarea!!He pushed me down more piss and Diarea rushing out.And with a white almost clear dress the butt was all brown and the front yellow.My bro was home with hot guys so I had no choice!I ran into the bathroom and sat on the toilet.Still "items" rushing out.Then my ex called some extreamly hot guys over.They unlocked the door rampaging in.Pulled me out of the bathroom.Keep in mind no underwear on.Into the dancefloor I was.Stopped and starting.And soon I had gone home and boys were there.And the next day of school the word was out.I was a blatter busting baby

    I was at the pool wearing my new bikini. It was a tiny tiny strapless top and a stringy bikini only covering the front, not really the back. I felt so good cause I was getting alot of looks. I turns out all my hair down there was sticking right out.

    I use to wear my girlfriend's panties and lingerie and stockings. I even liked putting on her lipstick. One day my girlfriend caught me wearing her stuff and she acused me of being a fag and dumped my ass. The trouble was that she told all my friends and now done of them will speak to me, except this one dude who recently invited me out for a drink. I think he wants to screw me. I may just let him. I'm tried of putting up with female bullshit anyway.

    I went to the local diner the other night for a bowl of chili. The waitress said, "I'm sorry, we're out."
    So I noticed the guy at the next table had a full cup sitting on the table. I asked if he was going to eat that, and he said no. I asked If i could have it, and he nodded okay. I ate till I got to near the bottom of the cup, when I saw a dead mouse in it. I immediately threw up, back into the cup.
    The guy said, "Yep. That's as far as I got also."

  • One time years ago me and this girl were rolling down this snowy hill and as we were rolling down the hill, i reached back and I was goosing her and as we got to the bottom she rolled across my face and left a long loud fart right in my face. That was really gross. She was laughing at me and told me that will teach me a lesson for goosing her.