I have the sexiest mail carier alive.
My partner and I moved into our first house in late February. My father and a friend were helping us move. I was inside trying to get a few things put away before we took a break and went to get lunch. My dad beckoned me out to the front porch.
My dad is a very friendly person, and has always made a point of getting to know our mail and paper cariers. He wanted me to have that same relationship with my mail carier, and he told her that he thought I would like to receive my first piece of mail directly from her.
So I walk out the front door to where my dad and his friend and my partner are standing, and there is the sexiest human being I have ever seen standing next to them.
First of all, I love chicks in uniform. So shes already hot in my book just because she is wearing the blu postal uniform, with the shorts on. But it gets better. She has this gorgeous red mixture of hair, darks and lights and an almost orange tone in some areas. On the longer side, pulled back into a pony with threads falling out over her face. She is wearing sunglasses. Her ears are rinnged with piercings. She has tattoos along her arms and legs. She is smaller than me, but strong and well toned. She extends her hand to me and introduces herself as Ryan. I almost die.
Neither my partner nor I can compose ourselves enough to talk. My father and his friend are oblivious, and Ryan finds this amusing, im sure.
She just eminated that vibe, you know? I ended up talking to her a few times. She asked how my partner and I met and I told her it was through GALA- ding ding ding! I asked how she ended up in this town, and she replied "Funny story.... I moved here with my husband." Why would that be funny, if she was not implying something. She spoke longingly of her friends back home and how she wanted to "play".
Yes Ryan, I want to play too.