Randomized confessions..

I love going to nude beaches and stripping it all off. I have a great bod, totally toned and the good thing about me is my boobs are like a 36DD. I love going to nude beaches, anybody else?

  • my girlfriend and i were watching porn just cause we were bored and she said "guys with shaved cocks look a lot better". So i took the hint and shaved myself down. The end result is my package is no longer just small now it's small and hairless and i look like i'm 10 years old again, but my girlfriend didn't complain so i don't care it's just kind of embarrassing in the locker room and what not.

    so i came home from football and went to take a shower (u dont take showers at school in middle school). well i got naked and went to take a towel out of the cubbard, but we didnt have any in there. i decided that they were in the dryer so went to get one. so im walking down the hallway naked when i hear the door bell ring. Now, we have the kind of door that has a window taking up the entire upper half of the door, and the door is in line so u can see right down the hallway from the outside. so, i look up and i see my sisters beat friend laughing and waving to me i imeadiatly covered myself and ran into the laundru room

    i have never been so embarrassed in my life.

  • yesterday at school, this guy i like was walking towards me in the hall. he was wearing these jeans that were so hot and i could see where his dick was. i was so horny the rest of the day that as sson as i got home i went to my room got naked and grabbed my vibrator. it didn't take long before i had a few orgasms and just when i was about done i looked up and saw my brother and his friend watching me through my window! their both little perverts and i wish i could get them in trouble but i'm too embarassed.

    I have really big boobs. I was planning on getting a boob reduction. But then this hoted came upi to me and asked if he could get to oknow me better. ( or did he mean my boobbs?) oh well!! I thought he was hott! Well he got naked for me and I got naked for him, we started making love and he took a picture of me. I went to his house and he blew up the picture of my body and made it his bed spread! If thats not embarrassing enough his screen on television is my chest. ( I was sort of flattered!)

  • My babysitter forced me to put on tights, tutu and a leotard. Everything light pink. I thought she would just take a picture, and she did, but then shoved me out the door out to the main road. She called her freinds and then they came over and took turns giving me atomic wedgies. (She made me wear panties over it)

    Me and my friends were making fun of some little punk in discrete math. I gave him a hard hit in the chest and he got mad so being a little wimp he pulled down my pants and my friends saw I had on thighty whities. I dress all in black so my friends thought it was funny that I wear white. I kicked that little fucker so hard he aint gonna think about laughing.

    Last month when my roommate was out I took a shower and fell asleep naked on my bed. I had an erotic dream about a blonde actress and got pretty hard. Then all of a sudden I feel a tap, tap, tap on my bare butt (I was sleeping on my stomach). I figured I knew who is was and starting yelling, 'Go ahead, Kevin, and keep playing with my butt and I gonna give you something else to play with in your face, you gay asshole.'

    (Kevin's not really gay and I figured he was just doing it to get on my nerves).

    But, then, I felt four, quick, hard smacks on my butt, followed by a hand grope of my balls from underneath, which kind of shocked me!

    So I yelled, 'You want my dick so much maybe I should shove it up your ass' and I turned around and got up stroking it, figuring that would get him to back off.

    Not my most proud moment when, instead of Kevin, it was his girlfriend Shellie (who he had given his key to meet her later), her sister Suzette and their friend Darcie.

    They brought Darcie (a sexy, well built brunette in all the right places) along to see if I wanted to double-date.

    Worse of all, I had stroked myself too much and knew I was starting to cum. I tried to run to the bathroom, tripped, fell backwards and came right in front of them.

    After getting a blistering lecture from Shellie while I layed their naked and humiliated, they walked out.

    I must have apologized a dozen times iver the next two days, bought each of them flowers, but I was simply too embarrassed to hang around there anymore and having to face Shellie.

    I moved into a dorm by myself as soon as one became available.

    I try to avoid them, but when I ran into Darcie at the library she just looked at me, smirked and started to laugh.

    friends over. i had to take a shower., I had y boyfriend and a friend over to watch moveis. i like to look at my vagina dn stuff on the mirror so i climbed up and was touching my self and all of a sudden my bf walks ain and is like Hol? what are you doing/? I wals so embarrassed . he caought me with my legs spread.

  • When I started college two years ago I had a roomate who was a little strange. The first time we met he pulled down his pants and boxers and then does the same to mine and said he did not want it to be awkard all year. He said if we both saw each others dicks we would feel comfortable around each other. Actually it was a relief because he was little smaller than I.