I Beat The Ass Of My Arch Enemy From High School
The store Manager tried to break us up yelling "STOP IT, STOP IT DAMNIT!" However I wasn't going to stop until I took 12 Years of Rage and Anger out on his sorry ass, as our fight knocked the manager and a store employee to fall into store products as I tossed his ass into a shopping cart and pushed his sorry ass into the frozen foods as I opened the freezer door and slammed it against his head.
I opened a carton of eggs and smashed eggs all over his head making an omelet on his disgusting blonde hair. Then I took a Gallon of milk and poured the milk over his head as I then took a bottle of wine and then smashed him in the face with it as I shoved his ass back in the shopping cart and laid a few more punches on him before I pushed him into a ball pit and hit him in the face with a plastic ball saying. "This is for your douchebag daddy on the news and his bullshit sports broadcasts."
Then I hoisted his ass on the counter and heard the sirens as I laid a few more hits shouting. "Price Check on Douchebag as I left CVS and escaped getting arrested and I felt so good finally getting my revenge on that asshole for all of the times he made fun of me, excluded me, and unfriending me on facebook for no reason. Karma truly is a BITCH.
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