They can't have fun without making LOUD NOISE. LOUD NOISE is how they live. The happier they are, the LOUDER they get. Sunshine makes them LOUD. Spring makes them LOUD. Full moons make them LOUD. Beer makes them LOUD. They must be LOUD at all times. It's a law, apparently.
Why can't they just shut the hell up and be quiet for once?????? I hate them!!!!
Geez, sit in your house quietly and look at porn or something for pete's sake.


