I live next to a bunch of asshole addicts,criminals and losers. I finally got tired of their crap. I dognapped their mutt and took it into my house. When the daughter (19, on probation and clean from meth for 6 weeks) came looking for it I invited het in. I told her I was about to smoke some meth. She caved and smoked - then I screwed her in every hole (double condoms) and kicked her out. Her Dad caught her and came after me and punched me a few times in the yard. The police came and arrested him on assult charges AND (as luck would have it) outstanding warrents. Two days later I found the mother passed out on the porch. I planted meth on her and called the cops. GONE!Last but not least, the idiot son came after me - I knocked him unconcious, stuck a funnel in his throat and poured a half a bottle of whiskey in him. Then I put him in their old truck and ran it into the ravine at the end of the road. Cops came - guess what? Parole violation - gone! In 2 weeks, they are all gone to prison, jail, or rehab! By the way, I deloused the dog, got itbathed and a haircut and it now lives with me.