Here's a few things to do to get a little satisfaction:

Go through the neighbor's trash. Everyone get credit card applications. Fill them out. It they're really trash, they'll accept the cards and run up a bill.

Sign them up for magazine subscriptions, visits from church's, and insurance agents. Call any insurance office, give the neighbor's name, and tell them you want to discuss insurance coverage.

Go to home improvement shows and drop their name and address into every fish bowl.

If they're predujiced, sign them up for newsletters from opposite races.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 4, 2004 at 11:57 PM

You must be to asshole on the block.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 5, 2004 at 8:32 AM

and you must be the annoying one that thinks your shit don't stink.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 7, 2004 at 4:04 AM

Every neighborhood has at least one asshole like you.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 29, 2004 at 12:38 PM

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 7, 2004 at 8:55 AM

Get a herbacide such as roundup. When they're not home, use it to spell out "asshole" or other choice words in 3 foot letters. It won't be noticeable for a few days until the grass dies.

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