Seriously. I hate my neighbor to the point of considering .... Never mind. Let's call it considering complaining. He complains about as soon as we have a social event, even though it's just 2 people over for dinner. And I can assure you that we are not being loud. The absurd part is that he sounds like a f-ing earth quake him self. I want him to die. Seriously. I would laugh if he died. I would masturbate on his grave. The last part might be a little exaugurated. But the part about laughing at his death isn't. I hope he burns in hell for ever !