I have these low class black neighbors. The guy owns a restaurant. Well, he sits outside in his back yard and does his prep work for the next day. He lets this food just sit out in the sun. He then takes his waste like fish guts and other kinds of meat parts and throws them in the woods behind the houses. I walk my dog back there and it smells like a rotting corpse. I wish I knew what restaurant it was so I could report his nasty ass.

The other day a repo man came knocking on my door asking me if I had seen his truck. I got a good laugh at that one. His electric and cable where both shut off. He's not staying there much anymore. They usually show up late at night to get their mail in the car the repo man's looking for. I hope they never come back.