I Want To Be Naked All The Time

Why do I love being naked soooooo much??
I want to be naked all the time in public even if I'm the only one naked!
I want to dance naked and shake my ass cheeks wildly as strangers slap spank and spit on me and laugh, eventually doing me in a voluntary doggy style gangbang in the middle of the street.
Then we would do it again tomorrow.