I Grew Up In A Very 'liberal' Community

Let me tell how it really happened, why we've all kept pictures of our naked vulvas and penises.

We were teens, pre driving teens, and it was Jamie's birthday. My mother was known to be a very liberal when it came to drinking or sex, but the truth was that in our community things were very liberal. I mean, parents had sex with each other, they traded wives. The wives had no say so in who they were traded to, one day you woke up and your mom wasn't there and there was your friend Mica's mom in bed with your dad. My mom wasn't a prude, she had been traded before, but that day, that night, she had been traded to Jamie's dad in return for his mom. It was Jamie's birthday and my mom had to deal with the kids.

My mom's friend Nicole was there, she was a single older lady, no kids. She was an old dyke and her girlfriend had been killed many years earlier in a car accident. That's when she came to live in our little 'neck of the woods' where mom's were traded on weekends. She was there, and she was entertaining us with her stories of when she lived in San Francisco and she told us about this woman who was hired at parties to do portraits of women's sex and men's penises. She couldn't draw, but she said she could take pictures, and she would take a polaroid picture of each girl's 'vulva' and of each boy's penis. Then the game would be who could identify who.

They fixed up a stool in the kitchen, up high under the light, where a girl could sit with her legs open, she would take the picture and then the next girl would go sit. As far as the boys, they would lower their pants and hold out their dick and she would take the picture. After everyone got photographed, she lay out all the pictures on the kitchen table and we all sat there trying to sort out who was who. Not easy, because she had stimulated all the vulvas until they were open like flowers in the spring. And the boys, they all had erect penises.

We tried for a while but no one got them all right, it was more of a percentage by guess. So everyone got their pants down and we compared the picture to what we saw and little by little we got all the vulvas and all the dicks identified, and each person took their polaroid home.

That was the polaroid picture found by my granddaughter.