My Ex

The bitch cheated on me. Fine, we divorced and I moved on.

Then, I start getting calls and texts asking me for money. Not happening!

She shows up, looking like shit and telling me she has nowhere to live, can she stay with me? Uh, nope!
Today, she is on the news in a raid on a trap house raid!
I finished my coffee, kissed my girlfriend goodbye and left for work feeling fine!