The 4th Of July From Hell Part 2

Chad turns on "It wasn't me" by Shaggy on his boombox and stripped down to his underwear and socks as he then proceeded to do a headspin dance as both nephews were engaged in a dance off in their underwear.

Harry then stuffed a banana up his underwear and started giving himself a blowjob with a banana as the next thing you know "Walk" by Pantera then played.

Steven The Videomaster had arrived to hit both Harry and Chad with VHS Tapes and shouted "HE HIT HIM WITH A VIDEO" and then Steven took a VHS Tape and hit David with a Video and then he hit my boss with a VHS TApe shouting "He Hit Him With a Video.

But then The Ghostbusters theme played and here come the Ecto-One as Steven approached the Ecto-One and out came Finn Wolfhard wearing his Ghostbusters Outfit.

Finn Wolfhard dared Steven to hit him with a VHS Tape as Steven was armed with a VHS Tape ready to hit Fin nWolfhard with as Steven made an attempt to attack but Finn Wolfhard dodged and laughed saying "I heard you said I looked like some Emo Aardvark and called me a Nugget."

Then Fred exits the restroom wearing an American Flag thong with shit stains smeared over him as he picked up his foot and smelled his feet as everyone looked disgusted at Fred and so did Finn Wolfhard saying "You have one fucked up Family." Before Steven tok one of David's turds, put a firecracker and threw it at Finn Wolfhard covering him with shit as if he didn't get slimed enough in Frozen Empire.

Steven then took a firecracker taped it to a vhs tape, lit the fuse, and then he nailed Finn Wolfhard in the head with an exploding VHS Tape.

Jim Ross could be heard on commentary shouting "HE HIT HI MWITH A VIDEO, HE HIT HIM WITH A VIDEO, BAH GAWD FINN WOLFHARD JUST GOT STRUCK IN THE HEAD WITH AN EXPLOSIVE VHS TAPE, THIS IS A SLOBBERKNOCKER."

Steven celebrated achieving one of his goals but then Asher Angel and Jack Dylan Grazer showed up to the Cookout and they tried trolling Steven to hit them with vHS Tapes.

Asher said "Come on want to hit this handsome face." with Steven attempting to hit but Asher dodged and laughed.

Jack said "You made so many threats, and now you can't hit us without throwing shit at us."

But then The Dewey Brothers showed up and hit both Asher Angel and Jack Dylan Grazer from behind with 2 by 4 Boards as Steven too kmore of David's turds, put firecrackers in them, lit the fuse and threw explosive shit at both Asher and Jack covering them in shit now let's see them say SHAZAM to that.

Steven then took two VHS Tapes and duck tapped them with firecrackers, lit the fuses and then nailed both Asher Angel and Jack Dylan Grazer in the head with Explosive VHS Tapes.

Jim Ross then shouted "HE HIT THEM BOTH WITH VIDEOS, HE HIT THEM WITH VIDEOS AND AS GOD AS MY WITNESS THEY ARE ALL BROKEN IN HALF, THIS IS A SLOBBERKNOCKER."

Then The Dewey Brothers brought their Cousin Zane who had wedgied Logan Kim as Steven took one more of David's Turds, stuck a firecracker in it, lit the fuse and tossed it covering Logan Kim in shit and not Stay Puft Marshmallow Cream.

Steven took another VHS Tape, duck tapped a firecracker to it, lit the fuse and hit Logan Kim in the head with an Explosive VHS Tape.

Then Jr Shouted "HE HIT HIM WITH A VIDEO, HE HIT HIM WITH A VIDEO, BAH GAWD THE VIDEOMASTER IS LAYING WASTE TO THESE YOUNG ACTORS."

Then Steven instructed The Dewey Family to "GET THE TABLES" As they took a few Tables and laid the unconscious bodies of Asher Angel, Jack Dylan Grazer, Finn Wolfhard, and Logan Kim on the tables as Steven took a ladder and climbed up the roof of the house and then proceeded to do a Frog Splash off of the Roof and crashed right through the tables as I knew a lawsuit was coming after this looks like their acting careers are over No Shazam 3, Ghostbusters 5, or Stranger Things ever again.

JR then yelled "GOOD GOD, GOOD GOD WILL SOMEONE STOP THE DAMN COOKOUT, THES KIDS ARE BROKEN IN HALF, THE VIDEOMASTER IS A SON OF A BITCH, DO YOU HAVE NO HEART, DO YOU HAVE NO SOUL, YOU SON OF A BITCH." Only for Steven to hit Good Old J.R. Jim Ross with a VHS Tape and shout "He Hit Him With a Video.

Then awhile the chaos was still going on, Fred snatched my other Hamburger, put his turd covered foot in my hamburger and proceeded to suck his toes on my hamburger.

I took the last of David's turds, put a firecracker in it, lit the fuse and threw it at Fred as shit exploded on Fred covering him with shit as I ducktapped a firecracker to one of Steven's VHS Tapes, lit the fuse, and hit Fred with an explosive VHS Tape as I shouted "SHE HIT HIM WITH A VIDEO, SHE HIT HIM WITH A VIDEO."

I then laid Fred on top of a table, climbed up the roof, and hit a flying splash, crashing on top of Fred through the table.

Then everyone all engaged in fist fights, food fights, and blasted fireworks to end This 4th of July Cookout From Hell.