The 4th Of July From Hell Part 1

Another Holiday from Hell has come and pass with plenty of Fireworks as all of my family, friends, co-workers, and a few uninvited celebrities showed up for one Hell of a Cookout.

Jim and Jerry would argue over grilling the Hamburgers as they got into a shouting match with Jerry flipping his shit over his burgers and Jim calling Jerry a whiny bitch after Jerry flipped over a table full of condiments and Jim yelled at Jerry, Jerry yelled back and the tow exchanged fists and started fighting al lover the yard where their father tried to seperate them yelling at them both to stop The Goddamn Fighting.

Then my daughter Jennifer and Niece Kimberly got into an argument over a boy named Jason as they started throwing food at eacohther and then came the hair pulling and the bitch slaps as both Jennifer and Kimberly engaged in a cat fight on top of the table getting themselves covered in ketchup, mustard, and some of the other food that was being served at the cookout.

Not to be outdone Jim and Jerry also fought on My Boss's Table as they were fighting ith his food and he looked upset as he tried to seperate them until the next thing I heard was...."OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH WHAT A RUSH!"

Here come George wearing Road Warrior Face Paint, spiked shoulder pads, pantyhoes, and high heels as he drove towards the cookout saying "MARY ANNE, MARY ANNE, MARY ANNE, MARY ANNE over and over and drove straight towards and crashed on my boss's table.

My Boss's Wife went to check on him and George put the Liplock on her and my Boss was Irate as he shouted at george about kissing his wife and then George went Hawk Tuah into my Boss's burger.

My Boss then attacked George but George hit him back and both George and my boss started fighting and using food as weapons and if things couldn't get worse.

Here comes Fred showing up completely drunk, dressed up like Uncle Sam and he was Barefoot and then went over to stand on top of my table where I was eating to slurring the words to Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA."'

Hr then takes my burger and puts his foot in my burger, and sucks his toes as I threw a hot dog at him and then he farted right in my boss's face while he was engaged in combat with George as Fred leaps off the table and makes a dash for the bathroom to shit it up.

Then here comes my other cousin fat frank who was wearing a patriotic speedo and doing a pole dance on the flag pole and he was licking and rubbing his watermelon sized man tits as he went over to the pool where the kids were swimming, got on the diving board, and did ca cannonball into the pool causing water to slosh out of the pool as was hit with water as was Jerry;s grill as Gerry got pissd at Frank before he and Jim continued to fight which lead to the two of them falling into the pool.

Kimberly and Jennifer were pulled apart before they stripped down to their bra and panties and then got into the pool to resume their catfight, trying to drown eachother and then Frank got out of the pool, put a hot dog down his speedo and proceeded to masturbate with a hotdog.

Not to be outdone, here comes Arthur completely naked and took one of the cornhole boards and placed it on a picnic table, and took a hot dog around his penis, and put them into the cornhole and proceeded to have a three way with the Picnic table, and the cornhole board as Louise took a beanbag and hit Arthour right between his asscheeks complainig about Arthur and the rest of the family being a nuisance..

Arthur than took a bottle of mustard and squirted it right in Louise's face as she went ape sit like the time e did on the Maury Povich Show over 18 Years Ago to talk about her Phobia of Mustard, she was on the same episode as Mariah the Pickle Girl.

Believe me Louse and Arthur has been the joke of this town of Bellevue with Arthur having sex with a Picnic Table and Louise having a Phobia of Mustard.

Then When George and my boss were separated, my co worker David had his hands over his ass, and hi mouth was as wide open as an inflatable doll as he took a shit in his pants because Fred's drunk, barefoot ass was taking a shit in my bathroom, so my Boss asked David to drop his pants and bend over as My Boss proceeded to wipe David Ass in front of everyone at the cookout.

Jim took one of George's turds and put a firecracker in it and launched it at Jerry as now the backyard was covered in exploded shit, but that lead to both him and Jerry throwing explosive shit and fighting eacohother with it.

Then here comes My Nephew Harry showing up wearing his underwear and socks as he clapped his hands over his head singing "HARRY UNDERPANTS, HARRY UNDERPANTS, HARRY UNDERPANTS"

Harry then took some bananas and started dancing with bananas in front of everyone at the cookout and not to be outdone.