Masturbating In Dick's Sporting Goods

I'm Dick and I work at Dick's Sporting Goods.

One time I went inside The Fitting Room, got naked, and started masturbating on the job.

If my Boss caught me the headline would be Dick from Dick's Sporting Goods caught Masturbating in the store.

I kind of regret that I didn't get caught but I wonder if they noticed my cum all over the fitting room floor?

Maybe they did.