Fuck Your Wife?

Went out drinking with some friends and we have that one guy who ALWAYS complains about his wife. He has a genius plan to get someone to bump into, seduce, and fuck his wife and he will use the proof to divorce her so he doesn't have to pay alimony. After telling us all this he of course follows with the question, "would one of you guys do it?" We were all echoing "no, wouldn't dare cheat on my girl." Then right in the middle of it our loud friend, this motherfucker, basically screaming loud in the bar, "Fuck your wife? Oh hell no! I'd fuck your grandma before I fuck that ugly bitch." If it wasn't so funny the defeated look in his eyes when the realization set in that he was the only guy pathetic enough to fuck his ugly ass wife would have been sad.