I Turned My Back On Who I Was, Yo Adopt Who I Want To Be

In high school I had a cute girlfriend, a true life Barbie. I went off to college and college girls were nothing like her. When I wanted love they were into power and destroying the patriarchy. I got involved with a an older grad student in the vagina power circle, and chocked on her unkept hairy c**t. I never thought I would use that word, until I met her.

I dated a guy, he was controlling, which means he liked me. He was surrounded by guys and normal girls, parties were normal, and no one dressed weird. I became his girlfriend and tossed out my 'fuck the patriarchy' panties. After college we got married, Barbie came and cried because I was going to lose my virginity. I didn't tell her he had taken that a lot earlier.

I still dream of Barbie, she's the one person I truly love dearly. But you have to choose, and walking down the isle I knew full well I was choosing insemination, and home schooling.