This happened to me in college, but I decided to wait until I could finally think it was funny.

I went to college a virgin. My parents never let me date because my older sister got pregnant at 14. So, I hooked up my first week with an older guy (he said he was a grad student, but I later learned he was just one of those freaks who hangs out around colleges trying to pick up freshman women. He was good in bed though and I wasn't willing to give up sex just because I dumped him.

In between lovers, I used dildos. My college town was too small to have a sex shop so I made my own. First with carrots and cucumbers, later with objects I made in art class. That's when I ran into trouble.

I made a large wax penis which pleasured me immensely until the large head broke off inside me. I could feel it, but couldn't get a grasp. I figured it would come out during my next period, but it didn't.

Eventually, I went to student health. After swearing the nurse to secrecy, I told her the truth. They retrieved it with forceps.

I later learned that this was used as a teaching case the following year.