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I Fucked My Aunt's Fiance

So I have told you guys about my old teacher as well as my neighbor. But I didn't mention this, because honestly I was a little ashamed. Anyways the year I turned 16 my mom suggested I spend spring break with my aunt. My school let us out early so I had two weeks off. I didn't mind spending time at my aunt's house, she had a pool and a really nice house. She was older than my mom by 11 years but she had no kids. I had only seen her three times in my entire life before this visit. Anyways I knew she had been engaged for about 4 years, I had never met her fiance but I knew they did not live together.

The first night I was at my Aunt's her fiance came over. "Wow," was all that came to mind. He was tall about 6ft2 and was about my Aunt's age I later found out he was 49 that made him 2 years younger than her. He smelt so good and his smile was perfect. He greeted me with a hug and I held on a bit too long. I guess the long hug made him realize I wanted a little more. That night he stayed over and i stayed up in bed thinking of him. He and my aunt left for work in the morning and i stayed home to watch tv. By 11 am he was back claiming he left something important. He asked me why I didn't go to the pool since the day was a bit hot. I said ok and went upstairs to change into a binki I asked him if he would swim with me because I was scared, he said he couldn't but he could watch. I put on a little show for him and I knew he was turned on. I got out the pool, put on a towel and walked into the kitchen. He followed and just stared not saying a word. I stared too and slowly took off my binki top. He walked over placed me on the counter and started kissing me then sucking my nipples. He slid the bikini bottoms to side started fingering my pussy. I was ready but he stopped and said he had to go back to work. I was so disappointed, that night he didn't come over. I wanted to ask my aunt why but I felt she would be suspicious so I let it go. He finally came back two days later. He tried hard to avoid eye contact with me. When my aunt went upstairs he came over and whispered 'look I am sorry about the other day, it was my mistake. Please forgive me.'

I smiled and said 'your only mistake was stopping.' He stared at me again just like he did on the pool day and I stared back. We heard my aunt coming so I went outside.

He spent the night but nothing happened, I wanted him so badly at this point. In the morning before they left for work he came over to me and said don't fully close your door tonight. I knew exactly what that meant. So I obeyed I stayed up but at 2am he was still not there I fell asleep. But I woke up as he turned me over on my stomach. He whispered 'shhh, your aunt is a heavy sleeper but let's try to be quiet. ' I nodded. He removed my panties his cock was already hard and he got on top of me slowly putting his cock in. He started so gentle saying you are so beautiful I want u for myself. I moaned and he started going harder he was moaning too. My pussy got so wet and that made him fuck me so hard I wanted to scream. It was so good I soon felt him cumming inside me saying 'sorry I couldn't hold it.' The next day during his lunch break he made me meet him in town he carried me to motel and we went 2 rounds I screamed so hard. He said we had to be careful fucking inside the house my aunt might become suspicious. He only got to fuck me one more time on that trip inside his car while my aunt had a Skype meeting.

We didn't really keep in contact when I got back home but for Thanksgiving I suggested my mom invited him and my aunt. They came and we fucked inside my father's shed at 1 am the day before Thanksgiving. He isn't really family because they still aren't married so it's ok. Hoping to fuck him again soon.

Cheating Wife With A Twist

I want to tell my story it's a little different no doubt. I have been cheating on my husband for four years. We got married when I was 24. Our marriage was struggling and it was pretty obvious. My mother in law of all people encouraged me to have an affair. She sat me down, explained that she's been having affairs her entire marriage. When things get stale or tense she would have an affair. Never been caught, very easy for her a lot of men were interested said it just takes the courage to flirt and just ask outright if the guy doesn't get the hint. Said to stick to married guys who just want to get laid and won't blow up your marriage and she insisted that if I did have an affair that I go all out. Do all the things I haven't been brave enough to do with anyone else. I was shocked, thanked her and let it lie but she kept pushing it saying my marriage would improve just give it a shot.

She talked me into fucking around on her own son. I fell into sex with a dad from my oldest daughter's class, we were waiting outside school he made some joke and instead of just laughing I actually flirted with him, chatted, became friendly and we talked for a few weeks then one morning after drop off he asked if I wanted to grab a coffee. I was really nervous, especially when he put his hand on the small of my back walking me into the coffee shop. He purposely drove out of town to "keep people from getting the wrong idea." I asked "what Idea is that?" he said "that we're having sex." In the boldest moment of my life I said "Aren't we going to though?" He said "if you want to yes."

We fucked in his car parked in the far corner of a cemetery. I sucked his dick like a fiend and he fingered my asshole and I responded by masturbating until I came which no man had ever seen me do. For awhile I sucked him off constantly swallowing his cum and letting him do what ever he wanted. I snuck him into my house every so often and we fucked the mornings away and you know what-my mother in law was right. I was much happier, this made my husband relax and he was much happier, way less acrimony and arguing and yes our marriage was much improved. My mother in law once day was over and said she was expecting to find a man in my bed because things were so improved. I just shrugged, she said don't say anything just remember my advise-be careful, don't get caught and don't stick with one guy too long.

I've followed her advise for four years, had six affairs and have a fantastic marriage and a great sex life. I've been offered the opportunity for a threesome with another woman and my current boyfriend and i think I'm going to try it. Like my MIL said-try those things your wouldn't normally do.

Getting To Fuck My Neighbors Mom.

My neighbor has a son that is just a few years younger than me. He is a lazy peice of shit that can't hold a job, blasts music as he drives home at 2 am, and his car is crazy loud.

I had a couple month streak where I was getting packages stolen off my porch so I got a ring doorbell and it turned out to be him. I went over and confronted them but just his mom was home at the time. I said that I was going to call the cops if they didn't give me the packages back. She said that they were probably in his room, but that he has his own lock and key to his room. I said I was going to call the cops right when I got back to my house and she begged me not to because apparently he had a warrant out. I said that if all my stuff wasn't back on my porch by the next morning I was calling. She said "shit... well he probably sold it all. Ill tell you what, I'll make it up to you if you don't call. I'll suck your dick."

She was good looking for her age, probably in her 50's. She looked like the type of woman who was a perfect 10 in her 20s but smoking and partying took their toll. She was lucky that I was in a super horny mood and I decided to take her up on it.

We went into her shit hole house, it smelled like cigarettes and some of the rooms just had bedsheets hanging as blinds. I sat on a couch and pulled down my pants. She got on her knees between my legs and just started going right at it. She knew what she was going and was sucking my balls, running her tongue up and down my shaft, and deep throat in me. After 5 minutes or so of that she stopped and said "I'm actually kinda turned on right now" followed by the absolute worst smokers laugh I've ever heard. "Want me to go for a ride on you?"

She knew what she was doing with her mouth and I wanted to see what else she could do. I laid down on the couch while she took her jeans off and hopped on. She had some sagging tattoos and a tramp stamp that looked like some kinda tribal flower mix. She knew how to ride a dick though and was slapping her ass cheeks down on my thighs and moaning a storm. I could smell her smoker breath each time she did. She reached around and started massaging my balls while riding me and that felt amazing. I told her I was gonna cum and tried to pull my hips down to get my dick out. She pressed down on it and I started spraying up into her guts.

When I was done she got up off me and globs of cum fell put of her onto my groin and then the couch. I asked if we needed to get plan b, but she said she couldn't get pregnant anymore.

Now when I see her out smoking she is much more friendly and I like knowing that I fucked my shit stain neighbors mom.

Crazy Story About Friend And His Wife.

My friend and his wife had been going through a rough patch and decided to go to couples counseling. They were religious (or atleast tried to pretend to be) so they went to a priest for counseling. After a few sessions their counseling had apparently turned into my friend and the priest spitroasting his wife. My friend said after the first couple times it was strangely helping and they both got much more open with eachother.

Apparently the priest claimed to have had a vasectomy and always would cum in his wife. After a few months of these weekly spitroast counseling sessions, she divorced my friend and is now with the former priest who has been excommunicated. His ex wife is also pregnant with the preist's baby and based on the timeline of the pregnancy, it either happened during 'counseling' or they were hooking up more behind his back.

Just My Mom

I was quite young when I started having sex with my mom. She was divorced and we were close, and this was just something that we did together. It didn’t seem like anything immoral. It was just nice, and we didn’t do it all the time, probably no more than once a month, and it didn’t warp me or keep me from having a perfectly normal life.

I went off to college and got married. Now, twenty years later, my mom and still manage to have sex once or twice a year. My wife doesn’t know of course. I don’t consider it cheating on my wife. I’m not doing it for lustful purposes. This is just something private and personal and that my mom and I have long enjoyed sharing.

Helping Neighbor

A nearby neighbor had about 60 bags of dirt delivered to her house. She was going to do some yard work in her backyard but the company that delivered them refused to put them in her backyard. Given she was about 55 years old and not all that strong I decided to help her move them to her backyard. These bags weighed about 50 pounds each and it was a work out moving them. After I was done she invited me in for something cold to drink. My back was feeling a little stiff and tight and so were my legs with all the lifting and squatting. When I mentioned it to her she said she would give me a back rub. I declined but she insisted and off came my shirt. She had me lie down on her couch and began massaging my back. When she was getting to my lower back she mentioned she would need to pull my jeans down a few inches to get to that area. I was reluctant but I was convinced to unbutton and unzip my jeans so she could pull them, and my underwear, down the few inches she needed. Only a few inches of my ass was exposed to her so it wasn't a big deal. She continued massaging my back and mentioned she had to pull everything down a little further. I would say she had more than half of my ass fully exposed to her. She then brought up my complaint about my legs being tight and said she was just going to take my jeans right off now as they would need to come off later to get to my legs anyways. I was now in just my underwear with most of my ass exposed to her as she massaged my back. She finished doing my back and told me she was going to start on my legs now. I expected her to pull my underwear up to cover my ass but instead she pulled them down and removed them completely. I was now naked and made the comment that I didn't know how my wife would feel about this. She told me to relax and it was only a massage and she didn't need to know about any of this. I guess I may have been over worrying as nothing sexual had happened and all that was exposed to her was my ass.
She was doing a wonderful job massaging me and it was feeling really good. I did feel her hand brush up against my balls numerous times when she was massaging legs. It went on for a while when she tells me to roll over onto my back. I did as she asked and now had my front, cock and all, fully exposed to her and was surprised by what I saw. She was naked. She made mention that my back and legs weren't the only things that were stiff and jumped on top of me and began fucking me. I wasn't expecting this and was feeling too good to stop it. After it was all done she told me she couldn't let me get away without giving me a happy ending. She asked me how my wife would feel about this and smiled. She then told me she wouldn't find out unless I told her and if I was ever interested to come back again.

My Neighbour

I'm 21, I live with my boyfriend who is 23 but some nights ago I had sex with my neighbour who is 38, is married and have 2 kids. He dominated me like my boyfriend never could. He sat on my face, forced me to suck him, grabbed my hair, fucked me in several positions, called me a slut and a whore and forced me to take his cum in my mouth. After the first round he put me on his lap and spanked me as punishment for my cheating while i begged him for more. I have never orgasmed so hard before. I love my boyfriend, but oh god I would do it again in an instant if I had the chance. Unfortunately, the neighbor and his wife are seperating and he is going to move out of state. But he has taught me so much about myself and opened my eyes to what I am sure will be an exciting and wonderful lifestyle

Preg Did It Anyway

When I was 25 I was pregnant. I was on my own, didn't know who the father was. My boss was very kind to me, found out on a business trip he was just wanting pregnant pussy. He got it, a lot of it, along with my mouth and my ass. Despite being pregnant I found another few guys and was letting them fuck me while I was pregnant from about 6 months to 8 months.

One of the guys I slept with was older, in his 50's, very generous and he was bi, but hadn't had a guy in over 15 years. He liked me to come to his place after my boss or others fucked me and he licked me like crazy. I had orgasmed so hard when he'd do that. I went to him after 3 guys shared me for a couple of hours, all bareback.

I look back now as a Mom of now 2 kids, the second one from my husband, and I feel totally ashamed and afraid. I'm so afraid that someone will tell my husband about the groups of guys, or doing all that when I was pregnant the first time. It would shatter him. I straightened up totally after giving birth, ditched everyone, got a degree, a good job, and a great husband. I really feel bad and don't want it messed up. I was such a slut and a whore - yes not just a whore, but really one. I took money at least 20 times for BJs and fucks. I am a different person now, but . . .

The Deal

In college, I was your typical shaggy haired indie rock kid, too skinny and WAY too interested in "my music." While most guys were chasing skirts, I was learning guitar riffs and solos, dreaming of being in a band one day which I eventually got and realized wasn't all it was cracked up to be.

So out of college, I went to work at a crappy job like everyone else, and roomed with a couple of friends to keep bills down. It was me, Alex Riley, Taylor (female), and Becks (female). We weren't dating, though Alex and Becks had a regular on again, off again thing that had to be mediated on more than one occasion.

Anyway, one day I get a group text asking if someone can meet Taylor's friend Libby out on Hwy 8 - she had a car breakdown and needed a ride into town to get help and figure out a tow for her car. I was home in between shifts, so I agreed and headed on out in my crappy beat up Ford pickup. I put on The Eagles in the tape deck (even though this was back in 2017), and headed over.

Libby was there waiting. I didn't know Libby super well, but she recognized me and we took a look at her car. Flat tire, wasn't fixable. So she got in my Ford and we headed to a mechanic near our apartment. Libby was wearing a short black dress and a jean jacket, her long blonde hair held back by sunglasses on her head. Libby's a little overweight, so I kept seeing her cleavage as she shifted in my passenger seat. She was a fan of The Eagles, so I immediately liked this girl a bit better than before I picked her up.

On the way, she flat out told me she couldn't afford a tow ($50) or a new tire. She shifted in her seat so that she was turned toward me and I caught sight of some bright red panties and an ample shot down the front of her dress to see those nice soft melons. She said here's the deal - you can have my pussy for the next 30 days if you pay for the two and the tire. Free use, she said - the first time I'd heard that before.

I asked her if she was okay with that, and she said yeah. You're cute as all get out, she added, so it's an added bonus. I'm clean so it's no big deal, And I'm on the pill. So...what do you think? Help a girl out and she'll help you out?

In short, that's how I met my fiance - the most direct pickup line that's ever been thrown at me for sure, and the best 30 days of getting to basically text for pussy, mouth, handjobs, or titjobs any guy could ever ask for. I had the first one that very day, and I came ALL OVER that black dress in the parking area of our apartment, her on her knees on while I leaned against the seat of the truck, door open to hide what she was doing in case anyone walked by.

Well played, Libby.

Cum Obsessed

I'm just an average 30 something single mom. I've been divorced for about 4 years now. I'm not a milf, I'm just a plain Jane I guess. 5' 4" 132 lbs, small boobs big butt brown hair and hazel eyes.

I have an obsession with cum. I love it. In me on me but mostly I love to taste it and swallow it. I haven't dated much since my divorce. I really just don't have the time. I have two teenage kids who I have to get to soccer practice or band practice. I hardly have time to myself ever.

So what was I going to do to satisfy my unending desire for cum? Now y'all might think I'm a sick woman. I may be. But I found an almost unlimited supply of cum. Teenage boys. My son is 15 and has lots of friends and I suck off two of them as often as possible. The great thing about them is I can suck them off two or three times within an hour. We have a routine of sorts. They will come over to play video games with my son but always show up early when they know he gets home late from his job at McDonald's.

They are sworn to secrecy but I do worry that one day they'll let the cat out of the bag. But I can't help myself. It's all I think about. I love sucking their little dicks over and over drinking their salty sweet cum.

This has been going on for about 4 months now. I think I've swallowed at least 100 loads of their cum.

If I could get more of it I would though. I know it'll have to end some day. But I hope it's after my kids are off to college. I'll have to find more sources. I'm open for ideas.

Trina