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I Became An Accidental Prostitute!

About 15 years ago I went to a fancy dress party on a Sunday night with my then BF dressed as Agnetha from Abba (the blonde one). I was wearing a very short skirt, blonde wig and sparkle make up.

My BF got really drunk and started to act like an asshole and we got into a huge fight, I stormed off and told him I was going home. Instead I went to a bar in one of the local hotels and stood at the bar on my own, it was about 1130PM by then and the bar was pretty empty. I noticed 2 guys that kept looking over, nothing special about them but they weren't ugly either.

After about 30 minutes one came over to me and asked if "I was working", I thought that he thought I worked at the hotel at first so was a bit confused and asked him what he meant, he said "how much for both of us?" It took a couple of seconds for it to sink in and then I suddenly realised that he thought I was a prostitute! I imagine it was the way that I was dressed that made him think it.

I was pretty drunk (very actually) by then and still really pissed at my BF, I should have ran but for a reason that I have never been able to figure out I just blurted "£300" thinking that would make him go away, I didn't even earn that in a week then. He just looked at me and said "OK, me and (whatever his friends name was) have to go to a Cashpoint to draw it out, we will be back in 10 minutes". I had every intention of just running at that point but I was also really turned on and a lot scared, which made me even more turned on. They left and I just stood there, drinking even more and wondering if they would come back.

After about 10 minutes they both returned and the one that had been quiet before came over and asked if I had a room there, I was so nervous at this point that I lied and said yes (I figured that if they thought I was registered there and was with someone else then there would be less chance they would hurt me!) but that there was another girl with me and she was in there. They both had rooms so suggested that we went back to one of theirs, that was the longest short journey I have ever done.

As soon as we walked out of the bar into the hotel corridor and were out of site of the staff he handed me £300 in cash, all in £20's and it dawned on me that not was this only real but that I had no condoms! I told them that I was just going to pop into the ladies room to count (he actually looked quite insulted about that) and to wait outside. I went in, went straight to the condom machine and bought a pack of 10 with the change I had in my handbag before popping into the cubicle to check that all was fresh "down there" :) I was incredibly turned on by this point and was already really wet but I still couldn't believe that I was going to go ahead with this!

They actually looked a bit surprised when I came back out, I think they thought that I was going to climb out of a window! We carried on up to the room and not one word was spoken all the way there. One woman came into the hotel corridor just before we went in to his room and looked at me as exactly what I actually was, a cheap hooker!

I wasn't sure how it was supposed to start but that was quickly resolved by the first guy that had spoken to me taking off his T-shirt and starting to take off his jeans, which prompted the other guy to do the same, in what seemed like seconds they were both naked and both hard, they were both quite athletic and both had decent sized dicks, about average from my experience.

The taller one of the two came over and pushed me into a sitting position on the bed and pulled my head towards his cock, I was actually going to do this and just like that for the first time in 3 years I had another mans cock in my mouth! He pushed me back so that I was lying down and kneeled over me, while he was slowly fucking my face his friend had pulled down my skirt and knickers and was eating me out, I genuinely thought I was going to explode! I had never done anything like this before, had certainly never been with 2 men and here I was being paid for it!

I felt the shorter one move away and thought that he was about to fuck me so I mumbled "condoms, handbag" as best as I could with a mouth full of cock! He got them but it turns out that he wasn't ready for that, he wanted what his friend had been getting. The taller one climbed off me and they took the opportunity to take off the rest of my clothes, I was now fully naked, in a hotel room in front of two strangers and I was being paid to fuck them!

They stood side by side and had me get on my knees on the floor to suck them both, it was totally and utterly surreal swapping from cock to cock like some porn star. Almost without warning the shorter one grabbed my head (I think he was about to cum!) and pulled my blonde wig clean off!! That had all of us burst out laughing and stopped everything in its tracks for a few minutes, I took the hairpins out of my own blonde hair (shorter than Agnethas wig!) and the next thing the short one had his cock straight back in my mouth whilst the taller one watched. I wasn't really blowing him a such, it was more that he was fucking my mouth and I knew what was coming as he got faster and faster, he dug his fingers into my head so hard that it actually hurt a little bit and then boom, he shot his cum right into my mouth. I have never really been a swallow kind of girl, I normally spit it out but I had no choice with this guy as he still had hold of my head and I swallowed this complete strangers cum in front of his friend!

As soon as he had finished he pulled his dick out of my mouth and it was instantly replaced with the tall guys, I couldn't believe that I had just swallowed a load of cum from one cock and seconds later I had another one on my mouth. Tall guy didn't last long either and before I knew it I was swallowing his load as well, 2 loads of cum from 2 different guys in minutes!

Things calmed down for a few minutes then, I honestly think that they thought that as they had both cum that was it, maybe it is with an actual prostitute I have no idea but I was so turned on at that point there was no way they were getting away with it that easy!

Within minutes I had sucked them both back hard again and this time I was going to get some enjoyment for myself. I spent the next 3 hours being fucked on all fours whilst sucking the other one off, riding one while his mate stood over him and fucked my mouth, getting fucked in the ass (I had only ever let my BF do that once and with him I hated it, not this time though!) and shorty even mentioned trying a double penetration (one in my pussy, one in my ass) which I was game for but the tall one didn't want to get that close to the short ones cock!

We ended up using 8 of the 10 condoms (I let them take them off so they could cum in my mouth) and I swallowed 3 loads of cum from each one of them. I lost count of the amount of orgasms I had and the whole thing only came to an end when my phone rang, it was my BF!! I obviously didn't answer but used that as my reason to get dressed and leave, they were both pretty much worn out by then anyway.

i went back down to the lobby and called a cab, the receptionist giving me the same look as the woman in the corridor had done earlier which wasn't surprising, ..(continue confession)

My First Time

My best friend in the sixth grade had a brother who could drive. He drove us to the mall, to other friends houses, to and from church. There was a birthday party at a lake house and he drove us.

He was the only guy there and sat in the car listening to the radio. After the presents were open his sister and me took him a plate and a drink. He insisted we sit in the car with him. I sat in front and his sister in the back seat.

He was pretty charged up and grabbed me and pulled me over to him. His hand went up under my blouse, pushed my bra up over my tit and started to feel me up. He got both hands on my tits and felt me up kissing my neck and cheek. His sister leaned over the back seat helping me get out of my bra, and he started sucking on me.

His throbbing dick had to be released and once it was free he took my hand to grab him. Getting out of the car his sister got in the front seat working my pants off until I was open for him to do what he wanted. We went back to party, I didn't realize I was going to leak and wet my pants.

For the longest time when his sister and I got together that car experience was our topic. Now we talk in whispers about that evening, but the memories are just as real.

PG GB

Last night I participated in a gangbang. First time I ever did that, and the first time I ever fucked a pregnant woman. She was in her late 30's about 7 months along and her husband was there. All in all I think there were 14 of us guys including her husband. I fucked her 4th the first time, she had C cup tits that were super firm with very dark nipples, and her belly was sticking up off the bed. It was pretty hot plus she was a very attractive woman. I went back and fucked her again after about 90 minutes or so. Her husband encouraged me when I went back about midnight for the third time fucking his preggo wife, to try her asshole. So I fucked the pregnant woman in her ass and she came. I only got to fuck one girl before in her ass and she was begging me to hurry up and finish. This woman loved it. I really loved fucking the pregnant wife. The husband invited me to fuck her sometimes at their house just with the two of them and maybe with just her alone. I said YES. She's pretty sore after getting banged by so many cocks and so many times last night but I think I'm going over in 3 days to fuck her again.

LOVE pregnant pussy (and ass)

During a brief separation with my husband, I had unprotective sex with a guy who lives below our apartment. He was only twenty years old and the sex was some of, if not the best sex I'd ever experienced. For nearly two hours we licked, sucked and fucked in as many positions as I can ever remember having. And he just loved fucking my 'tight ass". The following day, my husband phoned up just as the young man was tonguing my pussy and ass. It was a quick conversation in which I agreed we should talk. Only seconds after ending the call, I orgasmed and received a text from my husband saying he'd be round in an hour. My husband and I had make up sex when he called by. What he didn't know was, only minutes before the young guy had been fucking my pussy and ass. And had cum all over my pussy after pulling out. My husband ateme out with me knowing he was probably eating the young guys cum too.
My husband and I are now back together and it's kind of working out. Yet every now and then I have a visitor who just blows my socks sexually, often only leaving minutes before my husband gets home from work. I know I should stop, but it's my way of getting back at my husband who I found out had cheated on me only days before we got married. That and the sex with the twenty year old is just awesome.

My boyfriend, Ricky, and I live together with one of his friends, Jason. Jason's dad owns the house so he is also our landlord.

We have not had to pay any rent in the last few months because I have been fucking Jason. Ricky has no clue about that and that I have just been keeping the money to myself. Jason agreed that I would keep the money as long as I make him cum once a day.

Jason usually waits for Ricky to leave for work in the morning, then he comes into our bedroom to get his daily fix before he leaves for work himself. Most of the time, it's just a bj or handjob as long as he cums but once in a while he would put his dick inside me. He says I'm now his "morning fuck". But if he didn't get it in the morning for whatever reason, he would usually get home early from work so Ricky wouldn't be around.

I don't mind Jason since he is definitely better looking, has a nicer body and (much) bigger cock than my boyfriend. I just have remember to take my pill since he insists on no condom and has a habit of not pulling out. However, even though having the extra cash is great, I do feel very guilty about the infidelity.

Jason is also a terrible friend for doing this to Ricky but no surprise there. He is normally a jerk anyway. I also don't want him to exploit this secret and "escalate" our deal, which I think he might try to do.

Lost My Head And So Did She

Took my daughter to the start of volleyball practice. Go there and after sign in parents have to wait outside because of COVID. Just as I'm about to leave one of the coaching assistants comes out with carts of basketballs. She was in perfect shape and had on tight shiny grey leggins that sculpted her ass unbelievably. I think I drooled under my mask! (not really, but...)

She struggled to get through a door and I offered to hold it. "Thanks. Basketball guys didn't put away their stuff, so we have to." I asked if she needed help and she lit up and said she had three carts to unload in the back. I followed her admiring her ass. We got to the closet and she stood at the bin and we started throwing balls in. One time she went to grab a ball form the rack without looking back and - seriously - grabbed my cock by mistake and held it for a second. I had on jogging pants, but it still was very clear what she was grabbing. "Oh my god I am so sorry!" she exclaimed. I said it was fine and we went to throw more balls. I then turned around and from the angle she was at I just grabbed a cheek of her ass. "Hey, watch it!" she laugh giggled but still looked shocked. I loosed my grip but didn't leave go "That thing is firm." I said.

She turned again while I was holding her ass cheek and grabbed my crotch again! "That feels good, too." she goes. We're in a separate corner of the building and around a couple corners from where everyone else is. I know we could get caught, but right then I grabbed her ass a little harder and I could feel my cock instantly grow - game on! She held my cock as it pulsed and grew in her hand. "Oh, wow." she said as she held it. "Let's do this quick" I said and her eyes shot wide, she asks "Here?" in a panic. "Sure" I said and begin pulling at her waistband with both hands.

She frantically began pulling at my waistband as I pulled at hers. We gave up fighting and each did our own, mine to my knees and she rolled her pants and thong down out of and off of her ass. I turned her around, bent her over a chair to the side and worked my way into her sweet little pussy. We had to go fast so I reached in front and rubbed her clit as best I could and she started freaking on my cock. I got her to orgasm fast then settled into a quick hard fuck to get my rocks off. "In or out?" I asked..."What?" she goes and I say sort of frustrated "Birth Control?" She squeaked back "Yes" in a high pitch just as I grabbed her and pushed in deep. I let lose a fucking load in her, hot and steamy. We kept pounding until I was done shooting then slowed and finally rested for a few seconds in her now messy pussy.

"I gotta go!" she said alarmed and quick pulled up her pants as I pulled up mine. "Thanks for your help!" she said as we ran down the hallway. I left the building and waited to pick up my daughter.

When the practice was over I waited in the hallway masked up as the kids came off the courts. About halfway through the group, I see the girl I just fucked come out, but she's not wearing her outfit from earlier...she's in a volleyball uniform with the rest of the girls...she's a STUDENT! My stomach turned as I realized what I did. I got my daughter to the car then lingered outside making an excuse I needed to talk to someone. I watched for the girl to come out and fortunately she walked alone to her car so I could catch up to her. She had changed back to the outfit I first saw her in. When I reached her she looked shocked at first, then I asked "Are you a student?" "Yes" she says a little cautiously. "Are you 18?" I asked. "Yes, I just had my birthday." I relaxed "Oh, thank god at least your not underage." She giggled and said "But I am young enough to be your daughter."

I immediately apologized and told her I thought she was a coaching assistant. She giggled again and said "Nope, I'm a student! But what we did was awesome, it can be our secret!" I had a whole new perspective now knowing she was a student, so I said "Agreed, it's a secret." She said "Bye" cheerfully with a smile and got in her car. I now avoid volleyball practices like the plague.

I know...too good to be true and it's B-S...no, it's really not!

Horny Rider.

With the covid situation it's hard to get a job, so I deliver food on my ebike part time to get by.
One day I was bored and rather horny, so while waiting for my next pick up, I decided to rub one out through my bike shorts. I'd never masturbate in public before and wow the thrill and high I got when I came was amazing.
It became a regular thing for me, whenever I had downtime between orders I'd be rubbing myself either with my hands, or bike seat, or whatever was in reach. I could be in a park, a street corner or bike lot. I was hooked!
Today I took it to the next level. I went for my shift in my regular bike shorts sans underwear and bra. Just my company jersey and thin bike shorts. I'm not that blessed in the boobie department, but they're still a nice handful. I drew a lot of stares and a few winks today during my shift from both the ladies and especially the men. And it made me all the more horny.
I'm just wondering if I dare to take it further and accidently flash a customer during a delivery! Still working myself up to it!

Poker Night With Friend's Wife

A few weeks ago we had a little poker night at my friends place and I had a few too many drinks to drive home. He set me up on the couch and as I was dozing off, I just decided to do some swiping on tinder. It was semi conscious swiping as usual until I came across the wife of my friend, who's house I was sleeping at. Curiously I swiped right and had a moral conundrum of if I should tell my buddy or not. Before I could choose, he texted me within 5 minutes from their bedroom and said "haha did you just match with (wife's name) on tinder?" Now I was scared if he was going to be pissed, I was frozen again and didnt know how to relay that I was going to let him know, and was very confused by the situation. Again before I had a chance to respond, he told me that they have been experimenting with an open relationship and they each had created tinder accounts for occasional hookups. He followed that up saying "If you are up for it, she can come down." I have always thought she was pretty fine, she is on the thicker side, but far from fat. She is a medium height blonde with a big tatoo of wings on her back. I also learned that night she has a tatoo of a candle on the side of one of her tits.

Again before I could respond I heard footsteps coming down the stairs and it was my friends wife. She also explained the situation and said "if you want, just lay back and feel free to stop me if you feel uncomfortable." I was laying on the couch and she was sitting near my waist. She placed her hand on my cock outside my jeans and started to gently rub that area. After a few moments of that she hunched over for a kiss and we were making out. She was in a t shirt with no bra and had very short sleeping shorts on. She laid on top of me and we started making out while she unbuttoned my jeans. I worked my hands up her stomach and under her shirt until I was grasping at her breasts. We dry humped for a bit between my boxers and her sleeping shorts, but then she started to kiss her way down my body towards my cock. She pulled by jeans and boxers down as she knelt between my legs on the couch, and held her hair back as her warm mouth embraced my rock hard boner. I reached down to pull her shirt over her head and she knelt upright for a moment to pull it off completely. I had to stare at the celiling and think of naked old men because the way she was bobbing her head up and down my cock, while massaging my balls was getting me closer to cumming than I would have liked.

Next thing I knew she was pulling out a condom and rolling it down my dick. She stood up and slid her shorts and thong down before straddling me. I loved feeling her hand grasp my cock as she guided the tip into her pussy. Her first few attempts to sit on it only got the tip or so in, but after a few hip movements, she was sitting down taking my full cock. We got into a rythm of me thrusting up while she rode down. She was moaning and telling me not to stop. I had to bite my knuckle to keep myself from 'stopping'. I rolled her over and threw her legs over my shoulders. I was going at her like a jackhammer that had to clear concrete out of her insides. When we were done we realized the couch had moved a solid 4 or 5 feet from where it usually was.

I got myself into a groove of just trying to make her feel good and hadn't noticed we were going for about an hour at this point. It started to feel way better than it had, and I noticed the condom was broken. I pulled out to let her know and she said "Just cum on my tummy, lets cum together." Those were the magic words because I had about 10 more good thrusts in me and I was glazing her stomach like a krispy cream donught. I grabbed her some tissues as she cleaned herself off and then went back up to bed.

I was worried things would be weird between my friend and I, but it has been like it never happened. I hope he lets me fuck her again.

I Cheated On My Husband.

I'm 34 and I've been married for 11 years. My husband is 12 years older than me and we have 3 children.
I don't know if it's because he's getting older but my husband Steve is becoming a little neglectful of my needs.
It didn't really bother me until our wedding anniversary when I surprised him with a sexy lingerie set. I was horny and wanted sex but he said he was tired and went to sleep.
It pissed me off but I put it to the back of my mind.
Then a few weeks ago we got new neighbours Lee and Mandy. A couple in their 40s and their two sons.
They introduced themselves one evening and gave us a bottle of wine which we shared with them. They were only here for an hour but I couldn't help notice Lee kept staring at my legs as I had a pair of shorts on.
It wasn't much but I knew that look and I couldn't stop thinking about Lee fucking me.
One afternoon when Steve was at work I thought I'd call and see if Lee and Mandy were settling in ok.
I put some make up and a sexy outfit that showed plenty of leg and cleavage.
I knocked and Lee answered. He looked me up and down approvingly, smiled and invited me in. He explained that Mandy was at work and he was assembling some bedroom furniture, before asking me if I'd like a guided tour. I said yes please and flirted with him all the way around the house. I cracked sexual jokes and double entendres and tried to make it crystal clear that I wanted him.
The tour ended at the bedroom and he playfully patted my arse and winked as he reached for the door handle. My heart was beating so hard and my pussy was sopping wet thinking about what might happen.
However when the door opened my heart sank.
There was a guy on his knees with a screwdriver in his mouth wrestling with a half made cabinet.
That's that then I thought.
"Emma, this is Dan, Dan meet Emma" Lee said.
I said I thought I'd better leave but Lee was having none of it.
"No you fucking don't. You know what you came here for. You've been acting the slut and coming on to me for the last 20 minutes."
I tried to speak but nothing came out as the gravity of the situation hit me.
Lee took my hand and pressed it on his trousers against his crotch. I felt his hardness and the last of my resistance melted away. I rubbed and squeezed his cock as I felt him kiss my neck.
"You came here to get fucked didn't you?" Lee said.
I nodded.
"You want this don't you Emma. Say it Emma. Say you want my cock"
I wanted to say it. I hadn't felt so turned on for years. I couldn't get Steve and the kids out of my head though. Lee was behind me now groping my braless tits through my top and grinding his hard dick against me. He licked my ear and whispered "Tell me you want fucking"
"I want you to fuck me"
Shit. I said it and felt a flash of regret but Lee was incessant.
"Tell me you want my cock"
"I do. I want your cock but..."
I looked over at Dan who had his cock out. I couldn't believe what was happening.
"Tell me you love cock Emma. Tell me your a dirty slut and you love cock"
Fuck. My mind was racing. Part of me wanted to stop but a bigger part of me wanted fucking. I'd never cheated on Steve before, not even with one guy let alone two. I knew what I wanted though and I couldn't stop myself.
"I'm a slut and I love cock. I want your cock inside me" I said.
That was all the encouragement Lee and Dan needed. Dan lifted my skirt and yanked my knickers down. He rubbed roughly up and down my wet slit, two of his fingers slipping inside me.
"Fuck me Dan, the slags soaking wet."
I heard Lee taking his trousers off as Dan did the same in front of me.
"Kneel down you dirty bitch" Dan said.
I'd never been spoken to like this before and I loved it. I felt like a dirty bitch and it turned me on being told it.
I got on my knees and Dan thrust his cock at me. I opened my mouth and took him to the back of my throat. I struggled to suck him properly because his cock was so thick. It was a bit shorter than my husband's but the fattest I'd ever seen.
Having always preferred girth over length, I remember thinking that he'd feel amazingin my pussy.
Lee had been eating out my wet c**t and arse as I sucked Dan and then I felt him rubbing his cock head up and down my wet slit.
I almost gagged on Dan's fat dick as Lee slammed into me. Fuck he was big. He stayed still with his cock throbbing inside me, filling me perfectly.
Then he started fucking me hard. He grabbed my hair and pushed me onto Dan's cock almost choking me. All the time he was fucking me he was calling me a slut, a slag, a whore, a dirty bitch etc, all whilst pulling my hair and slapping my arse hard.
My senses were all over the place. I'd never been fucked like this before and I couldn't believe what I'd been missing out on.
"Fuck me harder you dirty bastard" I said surprising myself. I rocked back and forth loving the feeling of being skewered by two big dicks. Both hard cocks fucking my mouth and pussy were now relentlessly slamming in and out of my mouth and twat.
Every time I gagged on Dan's fat cock, my pussy tightened and Lee groaned.
He said he was getting close and pulled out of me with a plopping sound. Dan laid down on the floor and held his cock so it was pointing straight up so I straddled him and guided a second cock inside me. I'd never had 2 guys before and the feeling of another dick inside me so soon after Lee's was awesome.
I started to ride Dan, loving how his fat dick was stretching my c**t to it's limits. Lee stood next to us, grabbed my hair and forced my face onto his cock. I'd never sucked a cock after it had been in my pussy and it tasted bitter and tart.
Lee fucked my mouth as he held my head and slapped my tits hard. He was still shouting obscenities like "Ride that dick you filthy slut" and "Go on Dan fuck the dirty whore she fucking loves it"
He was right, I was fucking loving it. I was grinding my clit down hard and started to cum. I'd never climaxed before just through fucking and it was intense. My whole body shuddered and I tried to take Lee's cock out of my mouth to scream in ecstasy but he held my head firm as he fucked my throat. I rode Dan like a woman possessed and he suddenly grabbed my hips, pulled me down hard and came deep inside me. I felt every powerful spurt of spunk splash against my cervix with each pulse of Dan's cock. It was such a satisfying feeling.
I thought Lee was going for my pussy again but instead he wanked his cock inches from my face and told me to open my mouth. I did as I was told and as Dan's cock softened inside me, Lee spunked in my mouth with some going in my hair and on my face.
My husband had only ever cum in my mouth a couple of times and I spat it out both times but I greedily swallowed down Lee's big load.
"Good girl" Dan said and Lee called me a dirty fucking bitch.
Instant guilt hit me and I hurriedly dressed and fled leaving both guys still naked.
Later I was wracked with guilt and shaking when Steve and the kids got home. I tried not to think about it but it was ALL I could think about. Two cocks, the taste of spunk, Dan's cum dribbling out of me as I climbed in the shower, it was all so hot. The reality was quite different. Not cool getting a wet pussy daydreaming about being spitroasted, slapped and called a whore whilst doing my daughter's homework with her. Also not cool ..(continue confession)

Married Niece

My niece came to live with me when her mom died. As a little teen she was a delight to have around. She was only 14 when my wife left for a few days to be with our daughter who was having a baby. I was awaken about 2 in the morning and in a sleep fog thought it was my wife on top giving me pleasure so I give her some back. I came full awake now and I'm inside my niece and her tight little pussy is fucking me.

After that night I put her on birth control and we enjoyed our time together when we could. Over the years it was a great time with each other. She decided to get married when she was just turned 19 and when she gets home from the honeymoon start a new job.

Gary's Job keeps him very busy and sometimes he would have to be gone for weeks at a time. My wife has a heart attack and she passed away. Gary asking me if Kristen can come live with me when he had to be gone for a out of town trip and of course I said yes.

A few months later I have them give up their apartment and just move in. Kristen is now 26 and want to have a baby. Off the pill and of course the time is right for her to get pregnant. We are still in the old habits of fucking when he is gone.

Okey now Kristen is 33 and is pregnant with her 3td and I believe that they are all mine. Gary is asking for a devorice as he has been hooking up with another woman who is twenty years old. He is 39 . He is willing to pay for every thing and Kristen is going to let him do that with no fighting. Gary is happy and has his young lady. I'm happy and have my young lady too. Never did that DNA and so glad that we didn't.

Three boys and she is back on birth control. I still love her with all my heart and I believe she is keeping me younger than my years. I can say in all of the years I have never cheated on my sweet young niece. Kristen is the one love I have been with until I am gone.r