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- My Family -
Straight Male / 50

Inlaws Pool

My 28 year old niece got married this past weekend. When she was 15 we were all staying the weekend at my inlaws and were in the pool horsing around. She had on a tight white bikini with blue polka dots. At one point my hand brushed her pussy pretty firmly while we raced for a pool ball. Then I had to push her out of the way one time and grabbed her butt firmly. Then we put the kids on our shoulders. I got her. At one point we toppled over. She twisted around my head as we fell and her pussy was at my mouth. I didn't think, I just sucked on her pussy mound and pressed my tongue to her mound through her bikini. She straddled and clenched my head with her thighs while I sucked underwater and held her thighs. I needed to breathe and people were still in the pool or it would've lasted a lot longer. Her dad even said "I thought she drowned you for a minute."

Later I needed to go to the store. I asked if she wanted to ride along and she did. She wore white denim short shorts and a green t shirt and white sneakers. After the store I pulled over in the back of the parking lot of my inlaws church. It was deserted on Saturday afternoon. She was curious why. We walked to a bench by the side door that's hidden from view. I told her to take off her panties if she wanted me to eat her pussy. She asked "really?" and I said "yes." She looked surprised but took off her shorts and cotton panties. I sat her on the edge of the bench and leaned her back, pinned her calves against my shoulders and went between her legs. I was nervous she still had her hymen. I made her cum multiple times and sucked on her clit a while. I looked up and asked her "do you want to suck my dick?" " Yes" she said excitedly. We changed positions and I pulled my shorts to my ankles, tucked my feet under the bench, spread my legs. She knelt and took me in her mouth. I told her "don't bite, use your lips to such hard, go as deep as you can without gagging , and when I go swallow what you can but let the rest fall out." She choked a little, but did great. I grabbed her hair as she sucked and stared at her bare ass sticking out. I came in her mouth and she swallowed a lot but the rest went over her chin and on the ground. I used her panties to wipe my mouth then wiped her chin. I pulled her head to mine and we kissed a while. We got up and pulled our clothing back in place. I threw her panties in the trash. We shared a can of Coke on the drive home. Fortunately I don't think there was a security camera there at the time, there is now.

We parked in the driveway at the inlaws and I said "go put on clean panties. Don't tell anyone." We never spoke of it after that.

This weekend at the wedding she told me I was her first real orgasm. She smiled and quietly said "thanks."

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# 47538 - by Uncle Buck / September 30, 2020
- My Cheating Heart -
Straight Male / 31

Wife's Drunken Slumber Party.

My wife had a few friends over last night for the first time since quarentine all started. They all got completely smashed on margaritas and wine. They were singing karaoke on their cell phones, speaking incoherently, and 2 of them (my wife was one) were throwing up.

They were all stone cold passed out and I carried my wife to bed, and then was working on setting up more comfortable sleeping situations for the others. One of them ive always thought was smoking hott. She is a short, pale, freckley brunette with nice medium to large breasts. She is super skinny also, almost a bit too skinny. The first time my wife introduced me to her years ago, I jerked off that night thinking about this friend. When I was bringing some pillows and blankets into the family room where they were all just passed out, i got the dumb idea to see how passed out she was, and maybe take a peek at her. I tried to wake her up a little to let her know I had set up a blanket and pillows but she wasn't waking up. They were all definately alive, just very hammered and passed out.

I took my shot and pulled her shirt up. She had changed into her sleeping clothes at some point and wasn't wearing a bra. Her tits were as perfect as I had imagined, she had perky breats with quarter sized nipples. I wrapped my hand around each of them and took a few pictures. The other 2 girls were not nearly as attractive, but i was curious and took a peak up their shirts also.

I started to get thoughts of trying to do a little more to the passed out hottie, and got as far as pulling my dick out and had it a few inches away from her face. I also started to slide my hand down her pants but right as my finger got to her pussy lips, I panicked and pulled out. I didn't want to risk anything further and jerked off to the pics I took.

My wife has been awake for about a total of 2 hours today and spent the rest of the day trying to sleep off the hangover. I've had mixed emotions of guilt, but then also sometimes regret that I didn't take advantage, and pretty much a non stop boner. I wanted to share this somewhere

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# 47493 - by Whiskey bandit / September 27, 2020
- My Family -
Straight Male / 36

Family Love

My parents divorced my senior year in high school. To be honest, it was a good thing. My father was difficult to get along with, was not very nice, and started drinking some.

My mom was very happy after the divorce and started being more herself, which was quite confident and open-minded. She liked going naked around the house and felt quite comfortable doing that, and had no problem in doing that in front of me, which I was fine with. After a while, I started doing the same and it was nice that we could be that open with each other.

I suppose that because of that, we also started feeling very relaxed with each other, and it was easy for us to start having sex. This was something that was very nice and enjoyable, as well as special and significant for both of us to do this as mother and son.

Well, this did not keep me from dating and I met and fell in love with a girl and we got married. This was ten years ago. My wife and I are still very happy together and we now have two children. My mom and I, on occasion, still manage to make love and this is something that we both enjoy and find very special and wonderful. And yes, for those out there who will undoubtedly ask, my wife does know about this, and understands. I came clean about having done this with my mom some time back, and my wife has never had a problem with this.

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# 47515 - by Josh / September 29, 2020
- Anything Goes -
Straight Male / 31

Really Stupid Move

This situation is already over, but I relive it in my mind and get confused how to feel about it. Most time it makes me horny, which is not a good thing.

My wife and I foster kids while they look for permanent homes. One boy we had recently is Tyler. He is 16 and big for his age.

One day we were all in the small above ground pool we have. I got out and went upstairs while they stayed in to play with our two real children, age 6 and 8. I looked outside from the bathroom and something caught my eye. They were playing with an inflatable horse we have. It’s shaped like a log and can be hard to stay on. At one point after everyone fell off, they started splashing in the pool. Tyler pretended to chase my kids then my wife splashed him. Tyler turned around to play chase my wife. Everyone was splashing and laughing but I noticed he grabbed her by the hips just at her bikini bottoms. He hung on for a while and got really close to her so that they had to be touching. She laughed in squirmed so she basically was rubbing her butt on him, innocently I think at first.

The kids started shouting for mommy to ride the horse. She got on and Tyler pulled while the kids splashed. Then Tyler stopped by the ladder and put my kids on in front of my wife. He then climbed the ladder and sat behind my wife. He held the top of her thighs while they all attempted to balance. Then as they began to fall over he cupped one hand on her crotch and one went for her breasts. He slipped up one bra cup and held on to her breast as they fell in the water. They got up and I realized he was now pulling the waistband of her bottoms while she adjusted her top. She pushed back, but he pulled harder and exposed her ass.

She went to the side of the pool and Tyler followed. I couldn’t see the detail but as the kids splashed at both of them, my wife stood up against the pool wall while Tyler stood against her face to face. They stood for another minute while Tyler had his hands in between them. Tyler bent down in the pool as I watched and I could tell he was lower his shorts, while my wife had both hands on pool wall and her bottoms were still down so far as I knew. My wife leaned back slightly and lifted up against the pool wall and Tyler’s hands came back up. He began to shake back and forth. He was bucking against her with his hands on her hips. My wife just held onto the side of the pool. I knew what was happening as I watched the kid screw my wife.

They stayed that way a few minutes. Finally he stopped moving and pressed up against her, I assume to ejaculate in her. The kids were laughing and splashing the entire time. When it was over I could see them both reach down probably to pull up their bottoms. My wife immediately got out of the pool and dried off. I heard her come inside the house. She didn’t say a thing.

That Monday I called to tell the foster office Tyler was too old for our family and he probably needed to be around someone older. I told my wife what I did without explanation and she reacted by saying she agreed without any conversation. For me, I thought it better to not have to report my wife.

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# 47506 - by Confused / September 28, 2020
- My Family -
Straight Male / 46

Volleyball Shorts

Right up front - my son and daughter had sex together and I have not told anyone. They know I know. With COVID, my son didn't go back to college until just a couple weeks ago. While he was home, he was trapped with the rest of us and we didn't go out. As weather got warmer, my daughter started wearing her volleyball shorts around the house. She's very pretty and her shorts fit really well. One day she came out with a particularly tight pair with a cameltoe. I don't think of her that way but I know she looked really sexy with those shorts on. I noticed my son go real quiet fast and I thought I caught him adjust himself in his seat. I think he had a hard-on for his sister. Later in the day, my wife and I were taking naps. I got up and decided to go into the basement. I go down the steps and I start to hear metal knocking sound coming from the washer. I walk around the corner to the wash room and my daughter is leaning over the washer while my son stands behind her. Her shorts are at her knees and my son's shorts and underwear are also pulled part way down. I noticed there was no underwear inside her shorts. He's humping away and the sound was the back of the washer gently hitting the wall when he thrust. I just stood back in the hallway as they kept going at it. He says to her "Can I go in you?" and she says "I'm on the pill." He gets even wilder and slams her so I hear them slap together a couple times plus the washer gets really loud. "Argh!" he moans and she cries out "ah!" for a long time until he finishes. She turns to look back and sees me and she stands up quickly and yells "Daddy?" while my son just stands there dangling. "Oh shit" he says I say "I don't F***ing want to know." and go back upstairs. My wife was still napping. It was weird at first until we started talking like normal. I noticed she still kept wearing her volleyball shorts and even a few short mini skirts that she never wore before while we were trapped inside. I think they kept doing it even after I caught them and I think it was because they were bored.

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# 47461 - by Dad / September 25, 2020
- Evil Thoughts and Deeds -
Straight Male / 24

My Neighbour Is A Slut.

I have been a staying in a small double storey apartment on rent for 4 years now. Its a run down building with only one family, a bachelor thats me(24M) and a retired couple live. The last but one room on the east end is mine. My next door neighbours of 4 years are the mother-daughter duo who live in the last room. The Mother (28F) a divorcee and the apartment beauty and her daughter (12F). Being a single mother, she used to take odd jobs at odd hours and let the daughter stay at the couple's place or sometimes mine. I used to tutor the daughter with subjects she had difficulty in but mostly let her watch Television she wanted. We have a close mentor mentee relationship and she tells me her problems if she needs advice on.

One evening, as I return from home I see her waiting at my door, teary eyed. I make her sit down and ask her what was wrong. Sniffing and holding back her tears, in a low voice she told me that the uncle had come to meet her mother, but not finding her tried to touch the daughter in crotch and had kissed her. I was engraged at when I heard it. Just as I was going to call the police the daughter stopped me saying her mother would get into problems is the police came. I tried explaining her what we need to take action but she kept on crying. All I could do was hug her and let her feel safe.

That evening , her mother doesn't return even after Dinner. So I ask the couple to take care of the girl for the night. Waiting to talk to the mother, I stayed up late. At approximately 3 in the morning I hear footsteps in the hallway. I get to see two guys dropping off the mother at her door completely wasted. Im sure one of them was the one who had m****ted the daughter. I quickly take my cellphone to click his picture but what I saw shocked me. The well behaved mother who I thought was a gentle character was begging the guys for their dicks right in the hallway. One of the guys bent down and slapped her hard across the face but instead of pain all I could see on her face was pleasure. My neighbour was a masochist slut. The guy then pulled his dick out and the slut licked him clean. He sprayed his hot cum all over her and they left. I was stunned, recording this on my phone, not knowing what to do.

But I had my own problems, My dick was as hard as a rock. Looking at the sexy figure, an S class beauty who was a slut anyone could fuck. I got out to help her. She was dead drunk and couldn't recognise me and started caressing my dick through my trousers. This was a chance for my virgin cock to pop my cherry. I supported her up and the took her to her flat. Laying her up on her bed and cleaned her face full of cum. Slowly I unzipped the zipper and undressed her. There she was, her purple bra supporting her huge but perky bossom. A thin waist and piercing on her navel. A mole right above her left pelvis. Her panties were soaking wet from the love juices and cum from the two guys from before. I wanted to get the deed done. She was still stroking me through my undies trying to get me naked. Just then I thought of something. I took my phone and started recording her. She paid no heed to it and was busy trying to suck my dick. I asked her slowly but in a deep voice, if you want my dick then you should be my slave. My sex buddy, my cock sleeve. She looked at me with those hungry eyes and said yes. She was dead set on getting fucked. I placed the phone on the side to record the whole scene. She pounced on my dick. Her wet mouth engulfing my 8 inch dick in a single gulp. The wet feeling of her throat rubbing on my glans. Her tongue licking my unwashed dick full of smegma. She sucked it all. I came in her throat and she swallowed it all. Not a drop. She passed out. I just dressed her up and left the flat.

It's been a week and I haven't talked to her. I can't wait to do it again. And this time fuck her. The old couple have been taking care of the daughter for now. I will post an update.

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# 46723 - by Anonymous / July 30, 2020
- Evil Thoughts and Deeds -
Straight Female / 35

Dumbest Kink Or Unhealthy Obsession?

My husband of ten years is my very favorite thing. He takes care of me, encourages me, and I've watched him go from a pretty goofy, overweight, nerdy grad student to a total DILF. The man lost 75 lbs, learned how to use a beard trimmer, how to dress like an adult, and has even started to go grey a little bit (so handsome). He's also learned how to please me in ways I never imagined when we met - he bought me my first vibrator, he's the first man to find my g-spot with his beautiful fingers, he's the man who showed me how much I love giving oral (very very much).

My confession is pretty stupid, but frustrating for me so here goes. He works with a lot of women, mostly women (and randomly a lot of gay men). And so he tells me about conversations with these women and I can't help but think "does she want to fuck him? Is she fucking him? Did he fuck her?" It makes me incredibly angry, jealous, but weirdly turned on and I really can't shake that mixture of feelings until I've had him in me or blown him or given him a handjob. I just have to have him in some way and be the one to make him orgasm, then the thoughts go away for awhile.

I hate it, but I can't help it - I've met most of the women he works with at one point or another and they are average to solid sevens for our area. And hubby is the only man I've ever met with Mommy Issues (his mom left when he was young and it really messed him up) so he goes out of his way for their approval. So all I can think about is the time he's spent between my legs and if he's doing that for them. Or if they are calling him to their offices and blowing him, or riding his beautiful cock, or if they are sneaking off to their houses and he's pounding them prone style like he does me. It's so vivid in my mind that I check in with him during the work day and get really upset when he doesn't respond.

I'm not into cuckqueaning - I won't share this man. I grew up in a household with a lot of cheating, so I'm not trying to have this happen to me and he knows it. I also know this is an unhealthy obsession, but I genuinely hate those bitches. They get me laid a lot, though, and I'm starting to worry that I need that thought to get off some days.

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# 46824 - by Frustrated Mary / August 7, 2020
- Evil Thoughts and Deeds -
Straight Female / 29

Too Submissive For My Own Good?

I have always been very sexually submissive. Ive had daddy issues for as long as I can remember, which has played a huge part of my sexuality. I am now married to a husband far older, and live out a lot of fantasies with him. During regular sex I love him to “choke” me, fuck me really hard, and let me call him “master” (I already call him daddy.) But during our more kinky sex, I like to role play race play situations (he is white, I am black.) I especially love plantation role play. I would love to explore these fantasies with other white men one day, especially very country or redneck white men (with daddy’s express permission of course). But Im wondering if thats stupid. I dont want to be hurt or devalued. I enjoy my body being admired and fetishized, not hate fucked.

Another darker aspect of my submissive side is that I sometimes fantasize about my husband going back in time and finding my younger self and claiming me then. Sexually. Like I want 40 year old him to find 8 year old me and fuck her silly, and explode inside her as the door opens and my biological father sees me being claimed by this white man, and me clearly loving it. This fantasy is the one I don’t share with him very clearly, and the one that gets me off the most. Well, actually, a combination of these fantasies gets me off the most. It really bothers me because I know it’s perverted and probably offensive and morally bankrupt to lose myself in these fantasies. I was emotionally neglected by my biological father and never bonded with him, but I was never, ever sexually abused as a child, so I really can’t figure out why I’m like this. What do you think, am I too submissive to the point of being a pervert? Am I just sick or something?

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# 47043 - by Anonkitty3 / August 23, 2020
- Evil Thoughts and Deeds -
Straight Male / 36

My Dilemma

I've got a buddy who is a truck driver, and he's gone for two weeks at a time. His wife, who is 4 years older than me is mostly attractive, but not really my type. She has a problem with spending money they don't have, and they struggle financially anyway. While he's been on the road, I've had to bail her out for bad checks, buy her a tire, and pay their electric bill twice.

I try to look after her when he's gone.

She begs me not to tell him, and he's a proud guy that would be humiliated to find out that they are now $1800 in debt to me because of her bad choices, and his thin income.

Telling him would cause all sorts of trouble between them, and she's terrified to tell him even though she's doing nothing to pay me back. She can't pay me back.

Do I tell him and put a stop to it; forget the money; or make his wife pay me back in sex?

I like him, but I have no respect for her anymore, and its not like she's going to tell him. Hell, maybe she'll straighten up and quit begging.

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# 47110 - by Brett / August 28, 2020
- Evil Thoughts and Deeds -
Straight Female / 31

I Want To Fuck Him

I'm half Irish and half Latina (holidays will never not be weird). I also work at a call center, I'm a single mom with an 8 yr old daughter, and I clean a few houses on the side to make extra money. I'm a little on the curvy side, but it looks good on me. We get by okay, all things considered. I'm catholic (not as devout as I should be), but I think I'm a pretty good person overall. My wild years are beyond me, and I pretty much live for my daughter's happiness now.

I say all this to say that while I keep it professional, I would 100% fuck the brains out of one of my house cleaning clients. All he has to do is ask and I would rock his world. Cute little science professor at a local college, absent minded but ruggedly handsome (he has no idea), incredibly kind.

He is also a single Dad as of January (apparently, Mommy had a bit of a coke habit and like to go after local athletes on the side and make men out of them before they went off to college). I saw a lot of the signs as I've been working for them for around 2 full years now but that wasn't my place. She hired me, I secretly wonder if she wanted to get caught. As everything started to fall apart, he was spending more and more time around so we have gotten to know each other pretty well, having lunch together on the days I came to straighten up in their nice kitchen and just talking about life.

His daughter is a year younger than mine and I've seen a lot of them together lately and our kids have even played together as I've had to bring my girl with me - I've always asked first, again I'm professional. The number of times I've come in to find him teaching my daughter or both our daughters amateur science - I found them in goggles one day doing baking soda and vinegar volcanoes - too many to count.

And that scene along makes my ovaries hurt for this man. He's good to my daughter and she's not even his or even connected to her in any way. That's a big deal to me, I'm sure many other women can agree.

Right now, I'm terrified to even flirt with this man. The money is helpful and I don't want to lose it AND what we have here. But if he showed the slightest interest, I'd be out of my crappy apartment and decorating our girls' rooms in a heartbeat.

Is it worth it to just roll the dice?

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# 47124 - by Cara Del La Rosa / August 28, 2020
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