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Wife Comforts Her Dad

I have been dying to tell someone and this site will have to do. I'll have to give you a bit of back story so please bear with me.

A little over four years ago my wife's parents sold their home and needed a temporary place to stay while they searched for a home near us. It was only suppose to be for a short time but due to the high cost and lack of homes in our area they settled into our attached apartment. That was fine with both my wife and I as I got along great with them. Fate reared it's ugly head and about eleven months ago my wife's Mother died which destroyed her Father.

My wife and I have been married for over forty years and even in our 60's we still enjoy great sex. Over the years she has come to love sucking cock and is very good at it. I have on many occasions enjoyed watching her giving head to some lucky guy. I have witnessed her have an orgasm merely by give head. She can be very verbal while sucking dick and it drives me crazy.

One more thing. I have a habit that has been with me for many years. After dinner I will find the recliner or the couch and take a nap. The nap can last for up to two or three hours as long as someone does not change the channel on the TV.

Back in the last week of June was really tough for my wife's dad, as it would have been my mother in-law's birthday. My wife and I did our best to help him and we took him out to dinner one night. Once home my wife said she was going to spend some time with her dad and I told her I was going to curl up on the couch. It took only minutes and I was in dreamland. I don't know what woke me up but I decided to go check on my wife and her dad. We have a long hallway that leads to the laundry room which separates the house and apartment. The two doors of the laundry room were open and as I reached the door leading into the apartment I could see in. I froze as I saw my wife on her knees and her head moving up and down. I realized my father in-law's pants underwear were down to his ankles and then I heard him moan. I backed up a little in hopes of not being seen. The sounds coming from my wife told me she was enjoying herself. From where I was standing and my view being blocked by a table lamp I could not see my father in-law. I guess I should have left but I didn't want to do that as I felt my own cock stiffen. I think a stood there for about ten minutes and I heard my father in-law tell my wife he was going to come. From experience I knew this was the wrong thing to say as I knew my wife would suck even harder in between talking nasty. My father in-law grunted and tried to face fuck my wife. She locked her lips and moaned as she swallowed her 82 year old dad's cum. I quickly and quietly return to our side of the house and curled back up on the couch. A few minute later I fake sleeping as I hear my wife calling my name. I continued faking sleep until I feel her hand on my hard cock and within seconds she's on her knees next to the couch blowing me. As she is sucking my cock I manage to loosen her pants and get them down enough to feel her pussy. The crotch of her pants and underwear are soaked letting me know she'd orgasmed while sucking her dad's cock. That did not stop me and I jabbed two fingers into her super wet pussy and we orgasmed together.

I've faked sleep several times since that day and I have figured out she is blowing him about twice a week. The sex between my wife and I has increased. I don't know what else is going on when I'm gone for several hours and I don't know what they are doing My wife and her dad are on a ten day road trip to see his side of the family.

I Cheated With My Cousin!

This is an update to "I miss getting fucked by my cousin"

For Thanksgiving, my family planned a family reunion; we all traveled to my great grandmother's (GG's) house for a family day! At the end of the day, some people went home or went to a hotel for the night; my husband, our son and I slept at my GG's house. My cousin, Max (he used to fuck me from 7yo to 14yo) was also sleeping there with his wife and 2 daughters. I hadn't seen Max in a long time because he moved away when I was 14 and we fell out of contact.

I woke up at 2am to get some water when I saw him on the front porch. We had shared short conversations during the gathering, but this was a chance to speak to him alone. I went outside and said "hey" and leaned against the porch railing. He smiled and said hey, he asked me to sit next to him so I did. At first we simply talked about work and marriage and our family, etc. Then he said "I'm sorry for what I did to you! You were so young, just a little girl and I'm so sorry!" He started to cry and swore that he never did it again with any other girls, including his daughters.

I kissed his cheek and told him that I wasn't angry or traumatized, I admitted that I always liked it and wished he'd never stopped. He looked completely shocked, but then we suddenly kissed and it lasted so long we were both breathing heavy when we finally pulled away. He reached under my shirt and played with my nipple as he started kissing and sucking and licking my neck. I reached into his pants and he was already rock hard! He reached into my pj shorts and started to tease my clit as he said "you're already so wet!"

We stood and I leaned against the house and my cousin crouched down so he could eat my pussy. He said it tasted just as good as he remembered and he jerked his cock as he asked me if I missed him, I moaned out "yes." He dropped his pants and held up one of my thighs as he slipped inside me and released a deep breath as he started to fuck me. We stared into each other's eyes as we moaned and grunted, then he picked me up and pressed me against the house as he started to thrust harder. It felt incredible and my cousin had to cover my mouth with his own to keep me quiet. Then he pulled out and I got on my knees to take his cum into my mouth, I tried to swallow as much as possible but a little still managed to drip out.

My cousin said he wasn't finished yet and he took my hand and lead me down the hill to the old tree our great grandparents got married under. We hid behind it as we kissed and began to strip until we were both naked. Then my cousin turned me around and bent me over, he ran the tip of his dick along my wet slit before sliding inside me. Then he started to thrust harder and deeper until he was pounding my pussy! We were much farther from the house now, so we could make a little noise.

He asked me if I had been a good girl, he admitted to missing my pussy and asked if I missed him at all, he confessed to still having and jerking off to the pictures and videos he had of us from when I was young. He said he couldn't resist fucking me that first time when I was 7 and I moaned that I'm glad he didn't resist. We called each other's names and fucked 2 times under that tree, the first time he came on the tree the final time he came inside me. By the time we finished and decided to go back to bed it was almost 4:30am. We walked back up the hill and exchanged phone numbers, then we kissed one last time before returning to our spouses.

Now I'm back home and he said he'll be here next week for work and wants to see me. I know I shouldn't but I'm not sure if I can resist! I think I'm about to start cheating on my husband with my cousin who used to fuck me when I was a little (7yo) girl!

If I do see him again, I'll post another update...

Spying On My Step-Sister

My parents got divorced when I was in middle school and my dad and I moved to Chicago from rural Montana. He worked at a law firm, and we got a pretty nice apartment downtown, in an old building that was renovated. I guess my bedroom had been half of a bigger room before the renovation, and the contractors had just used plywood or something to build a new wall to separate the room into two. (This is going to be important later, I promise).

I didn't love starting high school in a new city, without any friends, but one thing I did like was that the city girls were just way hotter than the country girls I was used to - at least, that's how it seemed to me at the time. I was way too shy and nerdy to talk to any of the popular kids at school, let alone the girls, but believe me that I jacked off A LOT to some of the curvy, blonde juniors and seniors.

Flash forward a year, and my dad had met this woman who worked at his firm, and got married again. She was a single mom, and I got to know her a fair bit before they got married, obviously, because she was around a lot (some other stories there... maybe for another time). But they got married pretty fast, and I never met her daughter before the wedding, though my dad did, and told me she was about my age.

At the wedding, we meet for the first time, and I'm instantly like, holy shit, it's Kacey - one of those blonde seniors I used to jack off to. She had graduated, and was at UChicago. She did not recognize me, but I absolutely recognized her. She was still super hot, probably 5'5 with long blonde curly hair and a thick ass and little waist, but her best feature was definitely her juicy round tits, not too huge, but plenty big enough. She was pretty nice to me, but I was definitely super awkward.

About a month later, they moved into our apartment with us. Kacey got the bedroom next to mine - the one that used to be the same room. They moved in while I was at school, and when I came home that day, they were already unpacked. It definitely took some serious adjusting to having them around, but there was one massive perk that I discovered that very first night. I guess Kacey had been hanging art or posters on her walls, and made a bunch of different holes in the thin plywood. There were a couple of nail tips that kinda poked out of my wall a little, but there was one hole that I guess she had changed her mind about, because it was just a full on little hole between our rooms, just a little bit above my eye-level.

After dinner, I was getting ready for bed, and I heard her moving around in there. Needless to say, I was hard as fuck even just hearing this smoking hot girl in her bedroom so close to me. When I turned off my light to go to sleep, there was a little beam shining out of my wall, and when I went up to it, I realized that if I stood on tip toes and pressed up against the wall, I could see into the room. It was a tiny hole, and a shitty view, but remember that at this point I'm a dumb horny teenager. I looked through, and almost nutted in my pants.

Kacey's bed was across from the wall, and through this little peep hole I could see her whole bed clearly. When I looked through, she was stripping in front of a full-length mirror beside her bed, slowly, running her hands over her shoulders, and over her tits, and her ass, as she pulled off her shirt, and then her lacy bra, and then her pants and panties. At this point, she's fully naked, and I can see every inch of her because the mirror is facing me, and I can see her directly from the back.

Then, like it was something out of a fucking porno, she got into bed, with the bedside lamp still on, and lay out across her blankets, and started masturbating. She started slow, teasing her pink nipples between her fingers, and then running her palm across her shaved pussy, spreading her lips open, and slipping her fingers inside. I almost passed out holding my breath, I was so scared to make a sound. She started finger fucking herself, making this amazing little moans, until she came all over her hands, bucking up and down on her bed. I have no idea how my dad and her mom didn't hear it, because I definitely heard everything.

When she turned off the light, I jacked off furiously three or four times in a row, remembering the sight of her big sweet tits and her wet, shaved, tight little pussy cumming on her fingers. I fell asleep in a daze, wondering if it would be a one-off.

Turns out, it wasn't. Kacey finger fucked herself almost every night, and I watched every time. I stood on my tip toes up against that wall so much that my friends even commented on my calf muscles. That was my life for three years until I moved away for college, and it was better than any porn on earth.

I Cheated With My Cousin! Update!

This is an update to "I cheated with my cousin"... So I want to start by saying that I gave it a lot of thought before I did this and we talked about the risks and concerns at length, but we simply couldn't resist!

It was about a week before Christmas and I told my husband I had to do a double shift at work, and would be working through the night. In reality, I went to the hotel my cousin was staying at. He met me in the lobby and held my hand as he led me to the elevators. As soon as the doors shut, we pounced on each other. We started kissing passionately and hands started to wander, my cousin even reached into my pants to tease me through my underwear. We reached his floor and went to his room and things became insanely hot as soon as he shut and locked the door. He pushed me against the wall and buried his face in my neck, kissing and nibbling gently. Then we started to undress and he said he couldn't wait anymore and bent me over against the door. I was already gushing wet, so he was able to slide in with ease. He held my hips as he thrust into me, deeper and deeper. I'm sure people could hear me moaning and begging for more in the hallway. He pulled out and came on my back and then got a towel to wipe it off.

When he was finished I turned around and kissed him, wrapped my tongue around his own and pressed my body against his. Then I got on my knees, wrapped my hand around his cock and gently started to jerk him off. I stared into his eyes as I teased the tip of his dick with my tongue and then proceeded to lick and gently suck his balls. He was moaning and groaning and sighing and gasping, I could see that he was in heaven. Then I began to suck his dick, sucking harder and deeper. He called my name and said that it felt so good. Then he held my head as he started to fuck my face, I could feel his dick reaching my throat. He said his wife barely ever sucks his dick and that, even when she did, it wasn't even good. My cousin came insanely hard down my throat and I swallowed every drop, sucking the cum out of his cock! Then he collapsed onto the bed, gasping for air. I laid down next to him, also breathing heavy and said I couldn't believe we were actually doing this. He responded with telling me that he had asked his company for a transfer to my city. He said he told his wife he wanted to be closer to our family (his parents and our grandparents, etc.)

Then he said he'd be back in my city for work again in January and wanted to see me again. I told him I wasn't sure and he made a line of kisses down my body until his head was between my legs and said "maybe I can convince you," then he started to eat my pussy. As soon as I felt his tongue I gasped and couldn't help but squirm as he licked and slurped and and teased. Then he started to use his fingers as well as his tongue and I felt my brain starting to turn to mush. He made me squirt and did his best to drink it all up, I said "sorry, I forgot to tell you I can do that..." He said there was nothing to apologize for because he liked it and wished his wife could squirt.

Then he got between my legs and rubbed the tip of his dick against my clit and along my wet slit. He asked me if I'd like to meet him again for more as he teased me. I begged him to stop, I said he wasn't being fair and that this was already too risky. He continued to tease me and said "that's why it's so fun!" I didn't respond and my cousin slipped inside me with a deep sigh. He said "your pussy was always so tight, the tightest pussy I've ever fucked!" He kissed me and continued to fuck me harder and deeper as we moaned and grunted, I was clenching the sheets in my fist. He pulled away and told me to say his name and I did as he asked. I said we're having "cookies and milk" (that was our code for saying "let's have sex" when I was younger) and he smirked down at me as he fucked me even harder and started to call my name.

Then I felt his cock twitching and growing inside me and I knew he was ready to cum. I begged him to cum inside me just like he used to when I was underage and he did, pumping my c**t full and I could feel his hot cum hitting my cervix. When he was finished cumming, my cousin fell onto the bed next to me and we were both breathing heavy. We rested for a bit and then fucked 2 more times before taking a shower together so I could go home.

Then as I was getting ready to leave, he took my hand and pulled me to him for a hug and a quick kiss, but then he wouldn't let me go. He said "I want to see you again; please? Just think about it." I nodded and promised that I would at the very least consider it and he was satisfied and let me go. After that night he came to my work everyday for the rest of the week and we fucked during work and after I left work.

He's home with his family now, but we text(sext) and talk on the phone pretty often. He'll be back in my city in about 2 weeks and I've already agreed to see him again. If anyone wants another update, let me know.

I Gave Oral Sex To My Brother

So basically there was a big family wedding ( a cousin) a week ago where me and my brother (a year older than me) shared a room at the hotel-resort place it was held. Both of us are single and a bit mopey about it and I guess weddings don't help with that. Anyway, we had alcohol and after all the dancing was over about 2am and we were back in the room we'd taken a bottle of whisky to keep drinking and chatting, especially as we hadn't seen each other for about six months so was nice just to catch up. I think the combination of the alcohol, the emotions running high of the wedding, and our mutual loneliness led to it happening. We were on the same bed and just locked eyes for a few seconds before moving closer and kissing, which we did for about ten minutes before I saw how stiff he was (he's kinda on the 'large' side and it's hard not to notice ever since he was about 14). I basically stopped thinking and it was like I was someone else as I got onto my knees next to the bed and pulled his trousers down and got started. Probably because of the alcohol my memory of it all is a bit hazy but I do remember it being quite nice, I think just to have a penis in my mouth for the first time in a while and to hear the fun sounds of male pleasure. It actually lasted longer than I expected but when he finished I had plenty in my mouth which I happily swallowed (I've rarely done that before for boyfriends).
I assume we just got into our different beds soon after and went to sleep, and the next morning was like it never happened and we all left our seperate ways after breakfast. We haven't spoken since the wedding and I'm wondering if it's best to just both of us pretend it never happened.

Tl;dr version: I gave my brother a blowjob at a family wedding and we're basically playing it like it never happened.

My Sisters-in-law

I'm going to start by saying that this is not an unreal "it really happened" story, like "I fucked my sisters-in-law". No. Tjis is more of a "sometimes some tthoughts haunt me" confession. I never fucked any of my sisters-in-law and probably never will. That said...

My wife (F28) and I (M39) have a semi-opened marriage and agree to fuck with other people as long as the third party accepts threesomes, don't accept invites for just one of us and never hitting on family and friends. I was never prompt on venturing off straight sex, but my wife doesn't mind fucking girls.

Wives and husbands talk sometimes, and that's what probably put these ideas in my head. Long story short, turns out my wife and her older sister had a thing for the same guy at one point decided to ask if he'd accept a threesome with both. The guy ended up convincing them on going down on each other. It never happened again and they never talked about it later, but it didn't seem to have changed any aspect of their sisterly relation.

Now, my sisters-in-law... There are three. Part of the blame for this lewd thoughts of mine rely on them. I mean, I know I shouldn't be having these thoughts at all, but you'll see what I'm talking about. I will name them A, B and C.

- "A" is the older one (F33), recently divorced, had an opened marriage. Very open-minded, she will casually open up on her sex stories during dinner, probably trusting that my wife and I are family and would never take it out of context. I recently have been graced with the details on how she's thankful for my wife's tip on what's the best lube for anal and how it really "relaxes my hole and I almost don't even feel the cock going in" (said literally in those words).

To make things worst, she has big tits, big ass, round thighs, and a very shapely body. She kinda caught me looking at her tits during our Christmas party (to be honest, she was arranging her bra in the middle of the living room and her tits were almost jumping off it), but she either dismissed it as a drunken slip or thought she was assuming things. Heck, knowing her I even think she might've taken it as a cumpliment.

- "B" (F24) , also recently divorced, didn't have an open marriage but everybody knew that her husband cheated on her and she cheated on him. She's very closed about sexual stuff and will never talk about anything of that sort in front of me. The most "sexual" she's ever been around me was when she was talking to her sisters during one of our barbecues and I overheard her saying she hadn't had sex in a while.

Problem is: she's a day laborer and comes to clean our house twice a week in the shortest shorts and tiniest blouses she can find. I work at home and my wife works 9-5 in a store downtown, so I have my sister-in-law - whose body is quite pleasing - bending and on all her fours in front of me from 10-3 twice a week. But I have to avoid doing any wrong move on her, because this is the only one of the three I'm 100% sure wouldn't take it as a cumpliment and would immediately tell my wife.

- "C" (F22) is the youngest. Very recluse, almost never attend parties and, despite her past affirmations about sexually liking boys, she's always in the company of a female friend she grew up with and was never seen with a boyfriend. The sisters think she might be a lesbian or at least bi and have asked her about it, but she always avoids the conversation.

One can arguably say that I'm attracted to her because of the possible lesbianism, but it's actually another of her traits that makes me aroused: if the pay is good, she'll fuck anyone. My wife told me this in confidence one time when she was worried because C had said she'd go meet someone in a sketchy neighborghood at night. Since then, I often think about asking her what's the right amount, but they're so connected to each other that I can never go beyond fantasizing about it.

Now, B and C can be quite closed, but when they're around my wife and A, they change. Part of their barbecues and parties ritual revolves around them drinking, dancing and shamelessly twerking. Sometimes it's only them, my wife and me, and suddenly I have four delicious asses twerking in the middle of the living room while I sit on the couch and pretend not noticing it when in fact I'm wishing that all of them would undress and start sucking me off. If I act totally uninterested, they'll dance for hours and give me time to elaborate on how I'd like to fuck each one of them.

Like I said in the beginning, I never fucked any of my sisters-in-law and probably never will. But God, how hot they are!

Snow Trouble

My daughters and I live just outside of a military base in a northern climate of the USA. With my husband deployed most of the time, we usually can lean on assistance from other personnel from the base if we ever really need anything.

A couple of years ago, we had a huge snowstorm. My father in law had been visiting and basically was snowed in with us for about 10 days. This is normal life for us.

However, this particular visit ended with me sleeping with my father in law. One night, after the kids went to sleep we started drinking. Before I knew it we were on couch, under a blanket in front of the fireplace. Our hands seemed to have minds of their own and I eventually found his cock. He was about the same size as my husband, but his sack was massive. It just hung there, with his two large balls showing like golf balls. That night, we ended up in my bed and we fucked. In my defense, I had not had sex in over 10 months so I gave little resistance, especially when he told me he was cumming. He came inside of me.

This was a couple of years ago and to this day his visits always include fucking me. In my mind, it is safer than dating other men and it gives me what I need sexually.

Heat Of The Moment

A few weeks ago my husband and I invited a bull to joins us for some fun. My husband is not very alpha, nor is he very endowed. Bringing the bull in relieves him of his humiliation of not satisfying me as well as gives me what I need sexually.However, this did not end up as planned.

This bull fucked the shit out of me well into the night. My husband got bored after he jerked off and went into the other room. Even after that, the bull kept on taking me. He was extremely hung and extremely good at what he was doing to me. When he told me he was ready to cum, he must have timed it where I was going to cum soon too and I blurted out just cum inside of me. He did and I thought my mind may go crazy from allowing it. He told me good girl and continued confidently fucking me. The next two cums, he did not even ask. He just said ‘time to breed this white pussy! and bam, he filled my pussy with his cum.

Here is our problem: I want more of this like nobody’s business and my husband feels humiliated that I gave up my pussy in such a cruel way. In the heat of the moment, my pussy and this bull gave me no choice.

My Wife

I understand that most guys post about their wives, either being sluts, or not having sex. Not the case here, but there is something I can't understand about my wife. She is natural blonde, including light blonde pussy hair, C cup tits nips darker than before after 3 kids, she at 42 is still the same measurement and weight as when we started dating back when she was 20. The thing I don't understand, is that she has the tightest pussy I've ever had. Even when we started having sex, she was no damn virgin, in fact she admitted to having 17 guys fuck her but her pussy was so damn tight. I'd had a pussy virgin at 17 and she was loose compared to my wife even now. I've taken a couple of girls down the anal road and even virgin ass wasn't as tight as my wifes pussy.

It is still that way, after three kids, and plenty of big dildoes, my cock several times a week, she is still tighter than that virgin pussy long ago. I was actually "passed down" to her by her older sister. I fucked the older sister for a year before she wanted something more and I wasn't ready. She thought I'd be a good match for her younger sister, my now wife. So I've fucked the sister and she isn't that tight. She was a great fuck, but not tight like my wife.

I don't know how she does it, she says she doesn't do exercises except after each baby.

Don't know how, don't care. . . it's like getting a virgin pussy every time.

Mother In Law

I've been humping my brothers Mother In Law for quite a while now, it all sort of started at his wedding. I wear full Highland regalia i e the kilt, sporran etc, when I go to weddings, this was no exception. I ended up sitting beside my brothers new Mother In Law during the evening, the brides father just spent the entire day getting drunk as a skunk.

Now I had never paid much attention to Brenda prior to the wedding, not because she wasn't fanciable or anything, but more because I didn't spend much time in her company prior to the wedding. So back to the evening reception, she ( Brenda ) was getting quite tipsy, she would also being quite personal, asking me why I didn't have a girlfriend or other half, I for the most part just ignored this, but as the night went on, the music changed to some smoochy stuff, and she suddenly said to me' come on, you since your on your own, why don't you give a lady a dance, as hubby has gotten himself super glued to the bar.

I was a bit reluctant, but she persisted, so I gave in just, to top my ears from being frayed. Once on the dance floor she started flirting with me, blowing in my ear, grabbing my bum things like that, suddenly she said ' well then are you a true Scotsman ? and at that, she put her hand right up my kilt, and fondled and grabbed my wedding tackle, she gave a little squeal and said oh so you are a true Scotsman, and whats more, I could do a lot with that machinery you've got, and so could my daughter Trish, who was about 3 years older than me, and divorced. At first I was taken by surprised, as I certainly was not expecting that.

She then whispered to me a short time later, 'I want to lock you in my room and ravish you til your exhausted. Later on I went outside for some fresh air, and I was just standing beside a half lit doorway, when Brenda came up behind me, put her hands up my kilt and then whispered come with me, and she took me into this sort of basement room, and pushed me to the floor, hitched her skirt up, she had no panties on, and straddled me. Thankfully the floor was nice and clean, also I wasn't resisting much I can tell you, my cock had gone hard of its own volition, and she just mounted me, and started to furiously hump me, I will admit it was very erotic and nice too. after about 10 minutes I couldn't hold back any longer and shot my full load deep inside her hairy love hole. After this we just lay there for a short time. Brenda said to me I'm wanting a lot more of that a lot more, as I've never been bulled like that before, please believe me, and for the first time ever I had a multiple orgasm, and that's down to your big cock, and I'm wanting a lot more of it, lots more. And that's where I'm at now. I'm on her about 3 times a week, the sex is just mind blowing, she's wanting me to go with her to visit her daughter, in another part of the country, and shes informed me that her daughter is expecting to be bulled senseless, by me, while we are there, gonna need a shop full of Red Bull methinks.