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Work Wife

There is such a thing as a work wife. About 3 years ago the company I work for hired a jr assistant to help me out. Lynette or Net for short was a fire cracker. Perfect in every way work and physical appearance. Short at 5 foot 3 and 130 lbs she carried the weight she did have in all the right parts. Blondish hair hazel eyes perky boobs and a plump ass. It is a very nice ass.
We worked on 3 large projects right off the start and got to spend a lot of time together trying to meet deadlines. We temporarily moved her into my office while we worked on these projects together. I was not happy about sharing my office but after a few days it ended up being a good idea. It kept us on schedule and her choice of clothing was nice as well. Leggings that showed her plump ass or skirts that would show her nice thick thighs. Most days I worked with a hardon. Because of her ass I never really noticed how nice her boobs where into the 3rd day there when she wore a V neck sweater that showed how nice her tits where. They were visible and looked larger then when we first met.
We worked well together and got to know each other on a personal level. We would have lunch together most of the time we had it brought in to be able to work through the hour.
We both were very flirty with each other and always pushed the issue. She would walk by me while I was in our storage room and when she did she would put her back to me and always make it a point to have her ass run against my cock. A few times I felt her push her ass back. A few times i would stop her by grabbing her by the hoops and we would dry fuck each other. I finally one day while in our storage room looking for ink she came in and was wearing a dress that was knee high and was a 1 piece with straps and her tits spilling out of the top. She did the whole ass rub and i stopped her to grind a bit. I this time slid my hand under her dress and before she could say anything I had a finger in her with my other hand I came up and cupped her tit. We kissed and I slipped in 2 fingers. I pulled my finger out put them to my mouth and tasted her juices. I took her hand walked her over to my desk pulled my trousers down and had her sucking me off. She jerked and sucked until I blew my load in her mouth. She was a champ swallowing most and whatever spilled out she licked up afterwards. We kissed little more then turned her around and went down on her. I was hard again and this time I had her sit reverse cowgirl and did her while sitting on my chair. If someone would have walked in they would have seen Lynn goin up and down with her tits flopping around. We takes after and agreed on some things. Never on weekends unless we could do it with our risk. Never let it stop us from getting work done.
These simple rules has us working together for a little more then 3 years. Most of the staff has moved into a new office leaving her and I alone which makes it nice for the day fucking. The bosses are happy and were ok with me staying away from the hectic noisy office.
Only noise that we hear now is when I sticking it hard into Nets ass. She admitted that she had never had anal before. I am infatuated with her ass. She has said that her husband had always wanted it but said when they were first married she tried and it hurt so it was a no go. She said that the first time she did it with me it hurt like hell but wanted to make me happy so she went with it. She said besides you don’t really give me a choice. You just bent me over the desk squirted lube in my ass and stuck it in. 3 years later she takes it like a champ and has cum from it as well. Conference call bjs or she sits on my lap while we are on a call. Sometimes I eat her out. With her sitting in front of me on my desk with her legs spread open. Some times when we come back from lunch we have to air out the room. There is an odor that is hard to describe sweaty pussy and ass is the way I can describe it. We started early today to try and finish up a project and will be fucking Net shortly. I found that she likes it a bit rough. She cums hard when I grab her by the hair and ram it from behind. Age wise she is a bit older otherwise I would consider trying to knock her up. I truly can say that I love my job.

Easier Then I Thought

I hav been with my wife for about 16 years now married 12 years. She’s given me a wonderful son and a great sex life. We are both in are 40s now and very happy. I was not her first husband. She was Morman and I am Catholic. She looks almost the same as the day I met her. She gained a bit of weight after our son but it all went to the right places.
Amber is 5 foot 4 blond hair blue eyes pasty white skin. She has double Ds a thin waist and hips that drive guys nuts.
We met while we both worked at a Marketing firm right out of college. Difference is that I was a single male and she had been married for a year.
I’m not sure why they choose to marry but no one should ever marry that young. There was a group of us that would all hang out and a lot of the single guys would obviously hit on Amber. She would not drink but would go out with us after work for the social side of it.
Some of the girls where real snatches and had convinced her to take a shot one night and for a women who had never drank before and weighed a whopping 125lbs she was flat out drunk. These snatches left her at the bar with a group of guys from the office. I was at the other end when a few of the girls where at my table and where laughing about what was happening with Amber. It was just a bad feeling in my gut and I by no way am I a perfect Angel or claim to be having done some fucked up shit whitening college. I could see where this was going and one of the girls that was also not very happy with what they had done asked if I could go get her. I played college ball at a big D1 school. I played TE so I’m in good shape and am physically intimidating. I did not say anything I walked up to the bar where they were and had orders a beer. Then I asked Amber to come talk to me. I got some looks from some of the guys but I excused Amber as I took her hand and pulled her my way. Shortly after that people started to leave and I was stuck with a drunk annoying Mormon girl. I wanted to leave but was not going to leave her there so I helped her toy car and as we left I got looks from the bar tender and other people there like I was going to get lucky. Honestly I was so annoyed with her being drunk and the other girls totally running my Friday night. She was not able to drive so I ended up taking her to her house leaving her car at the bar we had just left.
It went just as you would think her husband freaked out was pist started to chew her ass out tried to chew my ass out when I told him. Buddy chill the fuck out she is drunk and will be getting sick shortly. Yell tomorrow right now she could care less. Told him where the car was I left.
Monday came and she came up to me apologized for everything I told her it was no big deal. She begged to make it up to me and to my surprise she went out again the following Friday. Got tipsy again but this time had a ride home with another girl. I kept my eye on her because, hell she was beautiful and I would have hated to have seen her get fucked over.
Shortly after a few months she had put in her notice and when she did she made it a point to come over and tell me. She thanked me again for that first night and I agreed to go to lunch with me.
She told me her husband was still mad and had forbidden her to go out again and she has stood her ground. She was leaving because he had decided to move them back to Utah. She did not seem excited to go and I told her jokingly that she shouldn’t go if she did not want to and she could move in with me. We both laughed and she gave me this look before we went back to work. The next couple of days she was really happy and excited i figured it was because she had accepted she was moving for her shit head husband.
It was Friday and it would be her last Friday with us as her last day would be midweek the following week. She asked to ride with me and as we drove she said she had some exciting news. She was not going to move and had rented another apartment in the same units I was in. Amber told her husband she was not moving and he went on and moved him without her. That night was technically our first date and we never looked back. She ended up being a little nymph which made up for her annoying me while drunk.
The whole family frame on her side is a story for another day. She has little to no contact with her family. Technically I did not ruin there relationships she always teases me that I turned her into this little slut. When she says that it usually means she is horny. I know it’s not a dirty confession about cheating and shit but I felt I needed to tell my side for once.

I Asked For It

After probably two years of swinging and harassing my husband to set one up, I finally got gang banged. Six men plus me. The rules were as follows: all verified clean men, no kids, no blood and no scat.

May 19th 2023: I wake up for work and my husband says we have plans for this evening. Please plan on wearing your yellow sundress and very little else. I respond with what are we doing? He says, we are going to dinner. He was direct and vague, but he was running late for work, so whatever.

As we are waiting for our table. Grabbing a drink at the bar, this group of men approach us and they all say hello to my husband. My husband says hello back and introduces me to each of the seven guys. They are from a company that leases the other half of the building my husbands company leases. After 20 minutes of waiting for the table, my husband excuses himself to hit the bathroom. He returns, pulls me close and whispers in my ear, honey, these men are here to gang bang you tonight. I have a room in the hotel across the street waiting for us. It is time to go.

Okay everyone, time to head across the street!!! The other guys all smile at me and start walking out of the restaurant. I am speechless, dumbfounded and amazed. My husband is good, but this is beyond good!!! How the fuck did he do this without me knowing anything?

As we walk into the room, six naked, hung and very ready men are waiting for us….well I guess me. My husband kissed me, took my bag and said enjoy. Two guys came over, said hello again and removed my sundress leaving me naked and ready.

I was lead to the living room part of the suite where I was address by all of them with a hello and a smile. At this point I am horny as fuck and soaked. They circle me and one gently helps me to my knees. Cock after cock fills my horny mouth. My pussy, already on fire on a normal day, is burning hotter than ever before. I asked for this and I cannot back out now!

I am led to the bed, put on all fours and the first guy buries his cock in my needy pussy. My head sinks as I realize I am in trouble. He begins to fuck me really good, while another guy positions himself for a blowjob. This position was the go to for much of the night until my husband says okay, I have a request: Beth, I want you to sit on the bed and masturbate for us. This was a different level of naughty, but it did not break any rules, so I did it. As I am finger fucking my sopping wet pussy, my husband hands me my favorite toy - my 8.5” black rubber dong dildo. He knows what this does to me and what I use it for and I did not disappoint. I hammered my pussy into oblivion with this toy until I squirted all over the bed. I tossed it aside and said out loud, make me airtight. And they did.

The evening finished a few hours later. I was used to the brink of left for dead and fell to sleep hard and fast. My husband and I spent the entire night there and went home in the morning.

I still cannot believe his actually pulled this off!

Daughters Flirty Friends

To start, I am a very fit and athletic dad to four daughters and one son. My wife did fitness training for a career until we divorced. She moved in with someone else and my kids hate her for it. I do not see myself as hot, but the term dilf has been heard in my house numerous times.

Here is the problem, there are two girls (that I have known for years) that always flirt and, yes, call me a DILF to my face. The comment is yes, I would definitely fuck you or yes, your dad is hot. I would fuck him.

In the pool last week, one actually grabbed by cock as she swam by. When the day was finishing she stops, tells me thank you and says……my mom says hi. I have talked to her one time. So I said tell her I say hi and she replied with I will and she will love it. She gives me a kiss and goes home.

The next day, she comes back again gives me a hug and says this is from my mom (and me too). It is a hand written note saying if I want some fun, I (we) would be down. Wait…we? Yes, we…

This was three days ago and I do not know what to do?

Hiking Heaven.

Back in the 1970s, a buddy of mine and I decided to hike the Appalachian Trail while on summer break. We started out in late May at Newfound Gap in the Smokies. My prick of a buddy bailed on me after only 8 days and left me to go it alone.

The AT guidebook said that there was a hiker friendly campground in Afton, Va. just a few miles down the mountain from the Trail. It turned out to be a big old farmhouse with showers, laundry, home cooked meals and sleeping rooms. There were maybe 7-8 other hikers hanging out taking a break.

The first night, I walked in on this girl from WV as she was getting out of the shower. It was a large shower with 2-3 shower heads and a waist high partition in between .We both just laughed and she kinda hung around drying her hair and such with a towel around her waist. She told me I'd better jump in the shower before they ran out of hot water. I dropped my towel and hopped right in and as I soaped up, I noticed another girl standing with the first girl. They both started laughing as they saw my reaction before leaving.

At night everyone gathered around a bonfire and listened to music as the smell of weed drifted thru the air. We got to talking and found out they had been on the trail about 10 days and were getting off the trail at Harpers Ferry. After finding out that my partner had bailed on me, they told me I was more than welcome to hike with them.

Two nights later, we camped by a little spring bubbling down from above. After we set up camp, one girl produced a bag of dried "Shrooms". Other hikers had piled up rocks making a little pool in the spring and after the Shrooms kicked in, we stripped down and were playing in the water naked and trippin' like a mother. We spent the night dancing around the fire in the dark. We wound up having three-way sex. Pretty sure they we Bi, judging from the way they went after each other.

We hung out for 11 days and did a little less than 100 miles, getting buzzed and fucking, which slowed our progress on the trail. But I didn't give a fuck about mileage. LOL. Sadly, they said goodbye in Harper's Ferry. They invited me home with them in Martinsburg, WV , but they were wearing me out and I just kept hiking...

After I got back home, I told my prick buddy about it and he swore I was bullshitting him, til I showed him their pictures, hiking topless in a meadow of wildflowers.. LOL..

He Will Never Know

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I fucked two guys while I was on vacation and my husband will never ever know. They were both good fucks in different ways. He is so possessive I cannot take it anymore. It's amazing how much emotion can make a difference. Liking the person you fuck is so important, who knew???

Office Fun

I recently started a new job as a pm for a large structural company. There is a women in our accounting department that I have been seeing. She is in her mid 50s small body maybe 5 foot tall 130 lbs. very pretty blond nice tits and a banging ass. We started working late on a project and we ended up having a fling. First time was actually in her office one evening we were supposed to be working late. The age difference doesn’t matter to me she was married but and through a bad divorce. She is so tight and when she sucks me off she makes me feel like she is sucking my soul out of my body through my cock. It’s been a few weeks and we stay at each others place a few times. I have fucked a lot of women but when we fuck it’s amazing. Almost to the point of obsession. She fucks very very good. As small as she is she takes a good ass fucking as well. I just can’t understand why someone would divorce her. I’m not sure how long we will date but for now I’m going to continue to use her holes up. I’m writing this while I’m waiting for her to come get me so we can go to lunch. She text me a bit ago a picture of her ass with a butt plug inserted. She asked if was willing to play at lunch. I ready to unload into her butt. I think I’m in love with her

Trying Something New

I am a normal, everyday, suburban, white, divorced mother of three children. My parents live in the same neighborhood and always help out with my kids. My ex husband is a great dad as well a good support mechanism for me.

Over the last 30 years, I have gone from a young girl trying to understand her young body to a woman who knows exactly what her body wants and needs.

About two years ago, I ‘matched’ someone online. The messaging went like wildfire and I found myself in a quandary - Darren was a black man. I am a progressive and open minded woman, but suburban America isn’t ready for this, nor would my parents be. I explained this to Darren and he was understanding. When we chose to go out for dinner, we made sure we stayed clear of either of our towns. This date ended up as a one nighter that ended up with each of us getting each other off in his car.

I dated other guys, white and black, but I found I desired the black men more. I think it was the societally ‘unacceptable’ of it all.

Anyways, then along comes Brian. Brian is a polished, respectful, well groomed, father of three girls. He is an attorney and has all of his life together. We go out and he asks if I am interested in spending more of the night together. I said I would enjoy that (if he only knew the dampness making my thong stick to my pussy). He asked if getting a hotel room would be acceptable and I agreed. We found one, checked in and found the room. I texted a friend telling her where I was and I texted my mom thank you for having the kids tonight. I was a free girl tonight…

As we get into the room, Brian closes the door, leaving he and I standing in the dark. I feel him behind me and I get nervous….until he says I am going to kiss your neck. He moves my hair, kisses my neck, grabs my hips, pushes me against the wall. He then says may I unzip your dress? At this point, that man could have done anything and I would have agreed to it. I answered yes and within seconds I was pressed against the wall only wearing a thong. My nipples were rock hard. As they dragged along the cool wall, flutters of energy found my hot pussy.

Brian spun me around and his mouth found my nipples. God, I was so turned on. I reached for his belt, making him stop tormenting my pink nipples. He stepped back, allowing me access. May I take off your pants? He answered me with feel free! We are both bare chested and barely covering our most intimate parts. His obviously hard cock is straight out from his body, covered by maroon and silky boxers. I reached in and pulled out the perfect cock. 9”, thicker than my hand could wrap around, thick bulbous head and a sack that hung. As I stroked him, he found my engorged pussy and began to stroke her. We are still in the dark….and we started kissing. I am soaked and he is rock hard.

He reaches down, grabs my legs and he mount my pussy on his cock. No condom, no hesitation, no asking…he just did it without even stopping kissing me. My pussy lips convulsed as he lowered me in his hung cock. He strength and his power…good lord….he had me folded in half, with my feet up by his head. He pressed my back to the wall and started to fuck me. Although I felt save in his embrace, the position was new for me and I wasn’t sure about it…but he had control. He obliterated my pussy as he bounced my white body like a rag doll. I wrapped my arms around his neck and let it happen. I came and he never stopped. He slowed to ensure I was good and continued confidently. Multiple orgasms later for me, in the bed in the missionary position, we says I will have to cum soon. I responded with an okay. As he started to fuck me again, I looked into his eyes and said ‘you can cum inside of me or on me, I am good with both.’ He picked up the pace, his body tightened and he flooded my well fucked pussy with his cum. After a few more minutes of fucking, he pulls out. I grab is cock and pull him towards my mouth - yes, I wanted to taste his cum.

Brian has been my ‘shadow’ boyfriend since!

I Apologize Mom

Many years ago as a young man in his teens and early twenties, I had a bad alcohol abuse problem. Unfortunately in my family, we are people who black out when drinking to excess, not able to remember a minute of what happened except for little flashes of memory every now and then. I’m now in my fifties and haven’t touched a drop since my mid twenties but at an age of sixteen, I was a large athletic kid who played and partied hard. One morning after a binge drinking night, I awoke finding myself nude and in my mother’s bed. I was shocked, so shocked that I blew out of that bed, grabbed a pillow covering myself as best I could to leave her room. Looking down the hallway, I could see my mother sitting in the kitchen looking very angry. I went into my room got dressed and came back out to face the wrath. I was very scared because I couldn’t remember anything. My two girlfriends in the past told me that while under the influence I would become very sexually aggressive where they felt scared and not in control. My fear was did I have any sexual contact with my mother. I sat down with her and apologized profusely. She said, that I came into her room fully nude and threw her out of her own bed demanding that she leave what I apparently thought to be, my room. All I thought was, thank God that’s all that happened.
Fast forward many years: My mother passed five years ago. My sister just revealed to me last month, that our mother confided in her but not our youngest sister, that that night, I came into her room nude with a full erection, pinned her down and forcefully performed oral on her and actual intercourse. She told my sister that the look in my eyes had her very scared. This news has me literally mentally and emotionally destroyed. I so wish she had told me. I would have wanted a chance to apologize and do what I could to repair, if possible, the wrong. It may very well have scared me sober much sooner saving me from too many alcohol induced bad decisions. My sister said, mom had her promise not to say anything because she knew I had no recollection of what had happened but my sister felt now that she had passed, that I should know. I truly wish she hadn’t told me because I feel powerless to do anything. I’m having a very rough time with it all and my inability to fix any of it.

Why Did I Do It

I have been married 8 years to a very good man. We have much fun together. Totally satisfied with our lives. We are ready to start having kids. Sex is good and often and almost daily. This past new years we went to a casino to celebrate. We said we hoped to not have the opportunity next year and hoped to have a new baby.
We gambled some and were hanging out dancing and drinking. I hadn’t drank much but was feeling good. She midnight happened everyone was kissing everyone. I got separated from my husband on the crowded floor. A tall good looking man approached and gave me a kiss. He kissed longer than the others and I liked it. He stated he had been watching me and had something for me. I smiled and we had an intense kiss and he squeezed my breast. Again I liked it. He took me to the edge of the dance floor and we kissed some more. I haven’t even looked for my husband. He took me by my hand and took me to the elevator. We got off after going up a few floors and went into stairs. We started kissing and fondling. He have me highly aroused. He unzipped his pants and I had to have his cock. I went down on him but he stopped me shortly and pulled my panties aside. We had standing sex while balancing with handrail. I was having many orgasms. When he orgasmed he tensed up and released deep inside me. He pumped until he softened. We straitened up and returned to the dance floor. I found my husband. He said he had been looking for me. I accused him of enjoying kissing other women to much to find me. I told him I went to bathroom. We left to go home and I told him I needed to go to bathroom again. I had to clean up. I was amazed at how much cum was in my panties and running down my legs. This man really needed a release.
This sex exsperience didn’t give me guilt until weeks later. My husband is totally into me and shows how much he loves me. I can’t believe I had sex with a man I didn’t know and unprotected. I had a std test after a month to eliminate my fears. I was clean. I have guilt sometimes for what I did. My husband is my life and I cheated on him. I have no reason to know why I did it. The thing that haunts me is that the final orgasm I had when I cheated is no doubt the biggest I ever had. I almost collapsed but the man held me up. I think about that night almost every time I orgasm with my husband. My mind should be on my husband instead of my cheating fling. I will never forget him tensing up and feeling his penis pumping inside me. I will take this to my grave and will not cheat again.