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Daughter-wife?

When I was a teenager, I was close with a girl in my neighborhood. She was not much older, but her age was problematic since we developed more than friendly feelings. She let me fool around with her, we kissed and went on dates often. One day, while I was 15 and she was 19, she let me have sex with her. She got pregnant, abortion wasn't legal where I'm from back then, and she did want to keep the baby. She asked me to stay out of the picture, and since a baby would have ruined my college prospects, I willingly agreed. She moved away shortly after telling me the news and I never heard of her again. I went on to college, graduated, moved abroad, got married, then divorced and returned home with my broken heart.
A few years later I meet this girl. She's quite a few years younger than me, but we don't mind: we really hit it off and our chemistry is great. Sexually, we're the bomb together. She wants the same things that I want and we love each other. We're both lonely souls, in that our respective parents were both dead (hers was a single mom), we had no siblings or any other extended family, and wanted to start a family. We decide she should move in with me, skipping the marriage part because we think it's a waste of money. We get pregnant and have a healthy baby girl.
One day, she decides to move in some of her old stuff in storage, which she had stashed away since she had spent some years traveling around without a fixed home. She pulls out some old photos so I can finally see what her mother was like. You see where this is going: I take a look and it's that girl I had sex with when I was 15. Realizing I was the father of my own partner left me shocked, and I couldn't hide it. She asked me what was wrong and had to tell her the truth. We both freaked out. She lashed out at me: her mother had told her that I had walked out on her, possibly as a way to not feel so guilty about raising her alone. I explained everything to her, but that didn't change the fact that, biologically, we were a father and daughter that had been a couple for years. We both felt conflicted, even disgusted. We both had to take some time apart of each other. I could have suspected from our age difference, but she looked nothing like her mother, and she was registered only under her mother's last name, which is a very common one (even though my name does appear in her birth certificate).
After some thinking, talking and self-therapy (because this isn't the sort of thing you take to a therapist), we got back together. We came to the conclusion that, in our ignorance, out love had been honest, our attraction was still there, and we had built something beautiful together, regardless of biology and chance. We're still a happy family with a beautiful, healthy girl... and with the added kink that she's since been turned on by calling me daddy when she cums...
Not even our close friends have a way of discovering this and, unless we tried getting married, no one could possibly know until we die (we just hope we can hide this from our daughter even beyond that). But now that we're a bit turned on by it since finding out, I wanted to get it out in the world somehow: yes, we're in the most taboo of all relationships, but nothing else would make us happier.

Open Relationship

My husband and I had been married for 6 years when he asked me for an open relationship. At the time, I had the extremes of emotions - anger, sadness, curiosity and even excitement. I was sure it was because he was cheating on me already and this was a way of masking that.

He immediately started going out on dates (thus my previous sentence). At that point I felt betrayed and angry, so I started my own quest for additional lovers. But I was mad!!! Mad plus horny equals trouble!

I made an online profile and I was immediately overwhelmed with messages. I honed in on a handful and started to interact with each of them. Again, I was mad and I was going to get some cock. After about a week, I had set up three dates for the following week. Kevin, Patrick and Justin.

Kevin: 30, white, bigger guy, funny as fuck. We met for a drink and he ended up fucking me in the restaurant parking lot in my car.

Patrick: 42, white, very fit. We met for lunch and he ended up fucking me at the park in the back of his work van.

Justin: 27, black, super cool and very down to earth. We met at his work in the middle of the night. I sucked his cock for about an hour. He came several times and he made me cum several times with his fingers.

At that point, I was sure I had gone on more dates than my husband. The next week, I had two dates: Artie: 52, white, very big guy and super hung. He fucked me silly in my car and Steven: 23, white, in town working on a sewer project. He had energy to burn. He fucked me in his hotel room all night after work.

The next week, one date. His name was Nick and he was the devil. He was mid 30’s and extremely dominant. I met him for drinks and dinner; we never even got to dinner. He took me to his apartment and he made me submit to him. His words, his voice, his innuendo made my heart race, made my mind foggy and made my pussy burn. At one point while having a drink, he made me go to the bathroom and remove my panties. I did it and gave them to him when I returned. That is when drinks finished and we headed to his place. At his place, he made me into his ‘submissive bitch’. I confess - I was in heaven.

To recap: three weeks and six dates. My husband started to ask questions, to which I told him I would answer as long as he did not get mad or jealous. His first question: how many dates so far (six) and he was mad. Next question: all white guys (no) and he was angry. Third and last question: will you continue going on dates if I ask you to stop (no - you asked for this and I am having fun). He grabbed his keys and left for the night - I guess he stayed at his parent’s house that night.

We have had an open relationship for about 15 months. He hates it but he does date. I will confess that I love it. I have a steady flow of cock in my life and in me. It is very secretive for me and I understand that I would be considered a slut to anyone who actually knew the story. I have slept with or sucked around 50 guys since this started. Some have been repeats, but most are new. I met one guy who, with his two brothers, have gang banged me a bunch of times. My husband does not like this so I do not tell him about it anymore. I had one very young guy (20) and that was the oddest. I had one 60 year old and he came like a water fountain!!!

I have zero guilt. My sexual adventures do not affect my work. They are all safe and thought out. My husband isn’t always happy, but I can’t help that. I have no intention of stopping either.

I Got Laid At A Party

I’m a happily 49 yo married woman with 2 teenage children and have never been with anyone but my husband since we were married at 23. 2 weeks ago I went for drinks with some friends and whilst we were chatting in a local pub one of my mates got hit on by a great looking young guy even though we are all married. She said he had invited us to a party and should we go for a laugh but not stay late. We agreed and were escorted by him and 5 of his mates to a flat not far from the pub. When we got inside there was no party only the six young guys and us four ladies. Nevertheless they offered drinks and put music on so we started to chat and enjoy ourselves. I needed to pee and asked where the bathroom was. One of the guys who must have only been in his late teens said he would show me. I followed him to a door down the corridor and went in but he followed me, bolted the door and started to kiss me. I protested at first but due to the alcohol I responded and started to snog with tongues. He slid his hand up my skirt and pulled my at my panties and before I knew it a huge cock was trying to penetrate my hairy fanny. I sat on the bath edge and he entered me. His cock was the longest I had ever had and I came very quick. He fucked me so hard I was begging for it then he thrusted and emptied inside of me. I’m not on the pill but didn’t care at the point. He pulled out and led me to a bedroom and when we entered 3 of his friends were on the bed naked. He laid me on the bed and I was shagged by all of themI experienced my first double cock in my vagina and first anal. They fucked m e for ages and all came in me more than once. I left and had to bathe my aching pussy once home. When I got in bed my hubby tried it on but I said I was too drunk but in reality I was too sore in every hole. Now I’m feeling guilty but can’t tell my husband.

Tables And Chairs

My most recent gf Claire and I have dated for a few months. She is pretty hot tall brunette long dark hair small tits but a tight ass. She is a dental hygienist. She tells me about her friend Natalie from work and how sometimes she can be a little slutty. This peaks my interest I have seen pictures of her in so media and I can say she is not bad. Very pretty face body is way different then my Claire. Natalie is short blond hair cropped hair nice fat tits and some major curvy hips.
Claire comes to my place and says that Natalie would be stopping by to barrow my fold up chairs and table. Claire had a lunch date with her mom that was in town and like I said I had never met Natalie before but was in meeting he after hearing about her slutty ness form Claire.
The door bell ring I let her in and we introduce ourselves to each other. First thing I see is her nipples are nice and attentive as if she was playing with them and where poking right out. We are talking and she sure sees flirty. I’m checking out her ass as we walk toward the garage. She says thanks for letting her use them I told her no problem and she says that she doesn’t think they will fit in her Kia. I text Claire and tell her that I’m going to have to take them over to her place because she brought her Kia. I load them up and tell her ride with me to show me the way. We head over he to her place unload the tables and chairs. She asked if I wanted a beer or something. I took the beer but before hand I used the bathroom. In there was a damper that I snooped for and find a pair of panties. I take a whiff doesn’t smell bad head back out to the kitchen and am walk up behind her. She was facing the counter and I went right behind her and grabbed my beer. She smelled good and as I reached around her to get my beer I made it a point to run my cock across her ass and left it there she felt it and I could feel her pushing back. As she did that I put my beer down and grabbed a hold of her titi was playing with her nipples and slowly dry humping her I reached down her pants and slid a finger in and then we had some kissing. It didn’t take long before I had her on all 4s on the couch. I was pumping away and playing with her little rosebud. Slipping my thumb in her ass. I shot my load in her she cleaned up and she was rubbing my cock before we left to go back to my place to get her car. She changed and through on a mini skirt. Got a bj on the way home and finger fucked her as we drove home. Got to my place and proceeded to ass fuck her. Over all we fucked a few more times before she had to go. When Claire called me later she told me that Natalie had called her and told her that you where very helpful and wanted to repay you by having us over for dinner. She had us over and yes we fooled around and have been following around for a while now. Her sex drive is crazy high and she is down for anything at any time. She gives the best tit job I have ever had and isn’t afraid to take a load across her face or on her ass

First Cheating Leads To Reputation

I am a military wife. I have been married since I was 19. I have been on a military base, alone, while my husband has been deployed for 95% percent of our marriage. Yes, I work. No, we do not have kids. Yes, I have met many people. No, I never cheated. Yes, my back pack full of sex toys gets a workout.

One night I had a friend over and she told me about a job she had taken. The job was giving body rubs. She said after three weeks of doing it, she had 2000.00 and well….you can guess what else she had done. I am young, horny as fucking hell, the money would be helpful, so why not try it?

She and I worked together the first night. I wore black volleyball shorts and a black, tight fitting sports shirt. This gave access without removing everything - or so I thought! The first guy was a young guy - 30 minute rub down and a happy ending. Next guy was 30’s and the same happened. Next guy was a 30’s black guy - new for me. He was hung like a horse so it took two hands to get him off. All three of these guys touched my tits, ass and small brush touches to my pussy. After he left, my pussy was feeling a bit needy.

Enter the fourth guy. He was a well to do white guy. Nothing special, but very interactive. He had me naked within 30 minutes. We touched everywhere and he ended up bending me over the table and fucking the shit out of me. I mean, plowing me. He made me cum twice and he finished by pulling out, me pulling off his condom and jerking him off.

Three other men visited me that night. I left happy!!!

The next few weeks had different variations of these experiences. There was a steady flow of military personnel as well. This made for weird exchanges but it led to me doing this at my house too. I would make all of the money!!!

I have been doing this for about three years. I do not have my other job anymore. My husband knows what I do. I have money for anything we need or want. My reputation has the guys lined up to meet me and I never disappoint. I contemplate stopping, but the money is too good and the clients keep coming back for more. I even have female clients!!!

Shameful

On Friday night, I did the unthinkable.

My son, daughter and I attended a holiday party at my friend’s house. My daughter volunteered to drive as she was heading to her friend’s house later that night anyways.

Everyone is drunk at the party. I too am happy, drunk and horny. I did my best to fuck someone I met at the party but nothing materialized.

On the ride home, my son and I thought it would be funny to be chauffeured home, so we rode in the back seat. Again, being drunk, I innocently laid my head on my son’s lap as we travelled home. His hand, innocently, found my hip and then my thigh. My hand found his thigh as I needed something to hold on to as my head was spinning. I had never been this close to my son’s cock. My daughter kept asking if I was okay and we would answer yes, but my head was spinning.

My daughter drives us home and my son and I walk into the house. As he enter, his hand finds my ass. He says come on mom, let’s get you in bed. I started in my bathroom and did not realize my son was still in the bedroom. I walked in totally naked…oblivious to him being there. He says again, let’s get you to bed. As he lays me down, I go to kiss him on the cheek and it lands right in his lips. Being drunk, the kiss lasted a bit long.

Things got blurry for a bit until I realized I was on all fours and my son was fucking me doggie style. I took the fucking and passed out when he was done with my pussy.

The next morning was terrible. I was hungover, my pussy was raw and my son had a terrible smirk on his face.

This was a shameful night that I do not know how to recover from!

Oh Mrs R

When I graduated last year my parents and my really good friends parents threw us a large party. Typical family and friends then mostly all friends later in the evening with a good amount of booze. My parents his parent a where sloshed it was a good time. His mom Mrs R has always been a the fun hit mom. She is a tiny thing 5 foot 2 blond green eyes tight as and nice fake tits. All are friends had always given him shit about her. Didn’t help that she was always in skimpy clothing. She knew she was hot and would show it off. I stroked my self a lot to her. That was exactly what i told her that night. It was late in the evening people where all over the place and I had found her in the back talking. She was with a few people talking when I walked up. It was liquid courage and her and I had a chance to talk while people where sloshed. She was very handsy that night so decided to be as well. I th asked her for the party and she gave me a hug. As she hugged me I made sure that my hand rested on her ass. Her skirt was short enough that when I hugged her I had lifted her up and my hand was on bare ass cheek. When o set her down I didn’t move it and left it under her skirt. I moved my hands around and felt heat around her pussy lips. It was super warm and I slipped a finger in her. There we are out back in the dark alone and I have a finger in her and start to finger fuck her. I pulled her to the side yard and she comes with me before she could say anything I picked her up but before that I had pulled my rock hard dick out. So when she wrapped her legs around me she placed her crotch right inline with my dick. I moved the thing to the side and slid into her. She bit my shoulder to keep from being loud. After a bit I put her on the grass and pounded her missionary on the ground. I shot my cum in her and when we where done she has grass and dirt on her back. I helped clean her up and got her dressed. I thought it would be some time fuck. 2 days later after every one recovered from hangovers I got a text from her asking if we could talk. I agreed to meet her at a coffee shop way across town. I showed up she was there she said that she had a lot to drink that night and wanted to talk about what happened. She said that she didn’t regret it and wanted to know how i felt about it. I was honest and told her that I would fuck her right now on this table if she’d let me. She laughed and seemed kind of excited. She drives a nice Tahoe and I asked her if she wanted to check and see how comfortable the back seat was. We left our coffee ls on the table and I took her by the hand and got into her back seat. The seats lay down to open up the back so we put them down. She undressed for me and I asked her to leave on per panties and bra. She looked sexy as fuck laying down only wearing her nice bra and panties. She said that Mr R didn’t pay much attention to her. I paid attention a lot of attention. We spent a few hours and I shot a load in all 3 holes. She took it up the butt last and I blew a load so far up her rear that you would think she was going to spit it out her mouth. It’s been 6 months and we spend as much time together as we possibly can. My buddy and his dad went on a week long hunting trip out of state and I stayed at there house an fucked the daylights out of her. We would go out of town for dinner and she would get all sluted up for dinner. Tight shorts camel toe showing no bra with her tank top. Of my buddy found out he would be post but if you saw his mom you would pump her as well.
I pump and pump her pussy mouth and ass. I mean she does porn type shit for me. I got a part time job and she picks me up or will stop by so we can fuck on my lunch break. Her husband just thinks she is working out or out with friends. She spends more time naked with me than she does with clothes. She picked me up from work yesterday and was almost naked.
She is like a horny teenage girl and I’m reaping the benefits. I have never seen a hot piece of ass like her take a dick in the but then pull it out and clean up everything. I honestly think we have a sexual addiction.

Typical Cheating Wife Story

This is going to sound like the boiler plate cheating wife story and it probably is. However, this is MY story and it is true fact.

I am a married, 39 year old mother of four children. They are all under 13 and they keep me on my toes. I do not work, as the kids are a full time job. The youngest started full school days couple of years ago and that is where my confession and story pick up.

I was feeling lonely. I may have put on a couple of extra pounds. I may have been feeling like I was put on this earth to take care of my children, my husband and my mom. My dad is a good support mechanism though.

One morning, after all of the kids left for school, I got in the shower and planned to head to the gym to get a membership. I got there and was greeted by the energizer bunny named Jillian. She welcomed me with open arms and immediately got me set up. She showed me the gym and asked me what I was aiming to do. I told her to loose some weight and to find myself again.

A month later I had lost seven pounds and I had energy to burn. I was also incredibly horny. I read online that this is an endorphin thing that happens to some people to different degrees. It definitely hit me hard. However, my husband did not care or was unwilling to help quell this increased desire.

I met Evan after about six weeks of being in the gym. He is 26, fit, silly, sexy and very flirty. We got to talking and the chemistry was there from the get go. I watched him from afar on many occasions and all it did was make matters worse. As I was leaving one day Jillian stopped me and said Evan asked me to wait for him before leaving. So I did. We walked out together and we talked. He was so sexy that day - gray t shirt, blue shorts and sneakers. He told me that day that he always watches me as I work out and I told him the same. He explained that because I was married, he would not pursue me. I was humbled, excited, mad and sad at the same time. However, the word pursuing had an animalistic connotation to it that made my pussy wake up. I told him to pursue me if he wanted and we would see how it worked out. I went home that day and plowed my pussy apart with my 8” dildo and my lipstick vibrator. I literally left myself for dead, set my alarm for 1:45 and closed my eyes.

At 1:45 I woke up to a completed soaked and angry pussy. She needed more…and a lot of it. After the afternoon and evening of normalcy, my husband and I went to bed, with him falling to sleep. Damn it!

Two days later, I see Evan at the gym. He looks good enough to eat. My pussy is mercilessly horny. I hope and pray he gets the courage to pursue me.

Hi Ginny, want to work out together today? Sure! That would be fun. After 1.5 hours of weights and cardio with Evan, I was an enflamed ball of hormones. I needed a cock inside of me so bad. As we are walking to the cars, Evan tells me I was hot and he would fuck me if I wasn’t married. I told me he could fuck me right now if we had a place to go. After picking up his jaw, he says to follow him to his apartment.

We immediately headed to his bedroom and started to kiss. Clothes came off and were tossed in the floor. He spins me around, pushes me on the bed, lifts up my hips and drives his hardness into my soaked pussy. My head dropped, my pussy convulsed and in my most guttural voice ever the words ‘oh fuck’ come out of my mouth. ‘God, fuck me harder!’ ‘Fuck, fuck, deeper!’ At one point he grabbed my hair, pulled my head back and said I have wanted this pussy since the first day I say you. He had it that day and he took all of it.

Evan was my first cheating experience but not my last. I have slept with several men, ranging in age from 19 - 66. My husband has no interest in sex so this is my way of getting it. I may feel some guilt, but I also need a sexual outlet.

My Friend’s Mother

My name is Dave. I’m 22 years old, 5’9”, 145lbs, average size “down there”, and average looking. I grew up in the same neighborhood as my best friend and his, now, wife…Bob and Ann. We used to all 3 hang out together through Jr. High and High School, wandering around the neighborhood and smoking weed. We also hung out at Ann’s house when her ahole stepdad wasn’t home. Her mother, Lisa, was always nice and left us alone without hovering over us, though I wouldn’t have minded if she had spent time with us because she was pretty good looking. When her stepdad, Steve, was home, we rarely spent time there. He just always seemed annoyed though never really said much.

A couple of years ago we were all invited to camp with Steve and Lisa at a lake where they had a few acres of land. There was no house, but they had a site for their RV there. Bob invited me and asked me to make sure we had something to get high on so we could tolerate being around Steve. It turns out their RV only sleeps 4 people, they didn’t know Bob was going to invite me, but Lisa said we would manage and made me feel welcome. It was a great trip, even Steve was a lot of fun and we all smoked some pot together other than Steve. He was drinking heavily and passed out about 9:00 the first night. Lisa didn’t last much longer, the weed really had her going, so by 10:00 it was just Bob, Ann and me.

We all went down to the lake and smoked some more before stripping down to our underwear and getting in the water. Ann got out after a bit and went inside, Bob went to check on her a bit later leaving me alone. I finally went inside and found them both passed out on the sofa bed. There was literally nowhere for me to sleep. I slipped out of my underwear and dried off before realizing my bag was in the bedroom with Steve and Lisa. I opened the door and peeked inside. They were both asleep with nothing but a sheet over them. Lisa was topless, and I suspected naked, with her tits exposed…and what great tits they are! The bed is an RV king bed and, being fucked up like I was, I decided there was plenty of room for 3, so I slid in beside Lisa.

At some point that night, I found I was snuggled up against her with my hand on her stomach. She was lying on her back and my hand was inches from her pussy. I reached over and began gently playing with her breast which caused her to moan softly. I then slid my hand between her thighs and found her clit and started teasing it a bit as I leaned over and kissed her. Not sure what to expect, I was a bit surprised when she kissed me back! She began moving her hips somewhat and breathing heavy and eventually reached between my legs and stroking my cock.

We didn’t fuck that night, as much as I wanted to, but it was still a lot of exciting fun. Fast forward 3 years. I hadn’t seen Steve and Lisa in nearly 2 years since the lake incident. Bob told me they were having a party at their house and invited me to join. It was a pool party that started at 7:00 pm. I got there around 9 and everyone was already drunk and stoned. By 10:00 Bob and Ann left to go home leaving me there not knowing anyone other than Lisa and Steve. So, I spent a fair amount of time talking to Lisa, smoking some with her, and generally having a good time. Steve was once again drinking scotch straight and was so drunk he had to be helped to bed.

By a little after midnight, everyone driving had left and Lisa told everyone good night and went inside. I went in and changed into some loose fitting shorts and found a spot on the couch that wasn’t taken. I tossed and turned, unable to sleep, soI got up and went into Steve and Lisa’s bedroom. I slid in beside Lisa and whispered “there’s nowhere else for me to sleep”. She kissed my head and said “no problem sweetie” and seemed to fall back asleep. She wasn’t naked, but she was only wearing a night shirt with nothing on underneath. I was horny and wanted at worst a repeat of 3 years earlier, and hoped for more. As she lay on her side facing Steve, though she was actually closer to me, I eased behind her and spooned with her. As I got up more nerve, I slipped off my shorts and eased her shirt above her waist. I fondled her a bit and, when I found her pussy getting wet, I slid my cock between her thighs and entered her. I gently fucked her in that position for a couple of minutes until she moaned and rolled onto her back. She looked at me and kissed me whispering “Shhh….” And pulled me on top of her.

For the next 20 or 30 minutes we had sex. When she felt she was about to cum or make too much noise, she pulled my face to hers and kissed me. I eventually came inside her and just lay on top of her for a while before getting up and going back to the sofa. I left early the next morning before anyone was up to avoid an awkward situation. That was just over 2 years ago, nothing has happened since then.

Creampie Fantasy

I shared with my wife my fantasy of eating another guy's creampie. Well, it finally happened.

My wife met up with a friend for trivia night at a hotel bar. There were two guys there from out of state traveling on business. After a full night of flirting, she called me and asked if I was serious about my fantasy. I said, "yes". She said to stay up and wait for her to return.

She didn't want her friend to know. So, she faked leaving with her. However, before she did, she passed a note to one of the guys that said, "Stay here, I will be back". When she returned, only the one guy was there. She asked about the other guy. He returned to his hotel. She grabbed him by the hand and asked to go visit him. When they arrived to his room the guy was shocked and immediately let them in. She shared my fantasy with the two guys. She said, "you can do what you want to me, but you must cum inside in." Both men agreed.

Around midnight, she pulled up to the house. I was standing at the front door. She walked up and said, "Go to our room and get naked on the bed." I did what she said. Once in the room, she dropped her dress. I can see her panties were soaking wet. She climbed on top of my face. She said, "You can stop here, but once I move my panties, you have to eat everything until I say stop." I said, "Yes."

She slid her panties to the side and I dove in with my tongue. I scooped, sucked, and eat every drop. During this, she shared the full evening.

My god, I am addicted.