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EX Father In Law

My ex-husband and I divorced almost a year ago. Our marriage ended on fairly good terms. We have one child, a daughter, that is 3 years old. My ex-father-in-law, Marty, was a fireman and retired to keep our daughter while we worked. After our divorce, he still wanted to keep her and she adores him. Marty is a VERY handsome man. Muscular, very fit, abs, and tanned. If not for his salt and pepper hair, most people would think he's in his early 40s.

One day I came home from work early, and found our daughter sleeping on Marty's chest in our recliner. Marty was also sleeping. I quietly went to the kitchen and noticed Marty's phone charging. I touched the screen and it wasn't locked. I felt the urge to snoop a little, ans opened up his photos. I scrolled a few times and was SHOCKED to see he and my ex-mother in law naked on a beach!!! She's also very fit, but I could NOT take my eyes off Marty and his package! I think I may have let out a gasp. I took out my phone and took a photo of the photo on his phone. I started looking at it when I use my toys and fantasize about him f***ing me and giving him oral sex.

Some days he goes to the gym before coming to keep out daughter. It's early in the mornings when he arrives because I have to leave the house by 6:00 AM and he will take a shower in our guest bath before I leave. I want to just strip of, walk in and jump in the shower with him but afraid it woukd ruin our relationship and cause so many issues in his family. I decided to start doing things to expose myself a little when he comes over. I started throwing on thin tshirts and no bra while getting ready and parade around in front of him, letting them bounce around. Oh and he's certainly noticed! I even started wearing ONLY a tshirt and a thong, and some of the shirts don't cover my ass completely. He's not mentioned anything and I've caught him staring many times. About a month ago, I watched for him pulling up our drive, ran to the laundry room and strpped off completely, waited u til I heard him coming into the house and stepped out, letting him see me completely naked. I acted startled and screamed (probably wasn't a good acting job), but just stopped and didnt cover anything. I said, "I didn't realize what time it was. You scared me to death!" He laughed, looked me up and down. I and slowly walked off letting him see my ass as I left the room to get ready. When I came back down stairs I noticed a huge buldge in his pants. I said, "I'm sorry about earlier. I'm sure you were as surprised as I was." And he replied, "Don't apologize! At my age, seeing a beautiful woman naked is a great way to start the day!

I don't know where this will lead but we both seem to be enjoying it at the moment.

I don't know if this will go anywhere but I'm sure having fun.

Hyper Horny

I am a 25 year old white girl from a major southern USA city. I have a very good life and always have. I have both of my parents, two sisters and a brother, all of my grandparents and a football team of aunts, uncles and cousins. I did extremely well in school and I already have a masters in accounting. I am an audit manager for a regional accounting firm. For all intent, I seemingly have it all. But I have a secret.

I have been sexually active since I was 12 years old. I have been cursed with a completely hyper sexual desire. I am incredibly horny 24 hours a day. If I told you every boy who showed any interest in me got something from me, you would not believe me. So I will tell you there may have been a few that did not - but not many!

I have given hundreds and hundreds of blow jobs over the years. I have fucked over 150 men. I have slept with EVERY dad of EVERY boyfriend I have ever had. I soak my pussy from giving head. My pussy craves cock like no tomorrow. Just writing this is enflaming my desire.

There is no trigger. There is no hot button. Nothing that makes me ready. It is always there and I always desire sex.

Thank you for reading my confession. I had to get that off my chest!

I Saw More Than I Wanted.

A week or so ago, I posted a confession about seeing some shocking pics than my friend found on her 15 year old son's phone. There were a several nude pics of her son and some others in the locker room at school. She convinced me that the other kid was my son Warren, even though his face was not showing.

I was not only shocked to say the least, but began to wonder what my kid had on his phone and just what was going on with these boys. Last night my son Warren was taking a shower before going out to a ballgame with friends. Curiosity got the best of me and I sneaked a look in his phone.

Good Lord, I saw a lot more than I wanted, but I couldn't stop looking. My son Warren is 14, tall and athletic and I saw about 8-10 pics of him nude. Some were bathroom mirror selfies and some were with other boys. In some of the pics he was fully erect and I mean big ! I was even more stunned when I saw 2 pics of some unknown girl holding his erect cock.

I sent the pics to my phone and I looked at them again this morning. I called my friend and told her what I had seen and she broke up with laughter. When Warren came down for breakfast, All I could think about was his cock poking through his boxers.

Oh God, I wish I had never looked, but I can't unsee what I saw. My heart is pounding as I type. What's a mother to do?

My Father In Law

My husbands parents are staying with us while they are having their kitchen and bathroom remodeled.

The other night I saw my father in law in their room naked. Yup, fully naked; cock hanging there like a fire hose.

It happened again the next night.

It happened last night again but this time I felt like he was doing it on purpose. He was semi hard last night…and big. Like the kind of big that punishes a pussy into long and violent orgasms. The kind of big that hit spots that normally do not get hit. The kind of big that would make my pussy squirt.

I went to bed early because I had to relieve the pressure that built up in my pussy. As I played with myself, I imagined him bending me over his bed and plowing the fuck out of me until he flooded my pussy. I came as hard as ever and it just would not stop. Fifteen minutes later, covered in my own pussy juice, I closed my eyes and fell to sleep.

It is morning now. My pussy is completely raging for this man’s cock. It does not care that it is attached to my father in law. It just wants to be hammered into submission by it. This is going to be a long day!

Horny As Fuck

This is current moment!!!

I am horny as fuck. My husband and six friends are in the living room watching football. I am in my bedroom on my bed wearing black leggings and a t shirt - no bra and no panties. I can hear them yelling about the game. I have been rubbing my horny and soaking wet c**t since just before 1:00. The crotch of my leggings is completely soaked.

At some point I will have to come out of my room. The wet spot will undoubtedly be in view if anyone looks close enough. The smell of sex fills my room and my c**t and it will be impossible to mask when I walk through the room.

In my mind, I just want them all to come in here and fuck the horny right out of me. No questions. No asking. Just rip off my clothes and make me do stuff that only whores do for money. And when they are done, tell me to make them dinner. Fuck…I am so horny!

Maybe He Dies Know

For the past four months I've been fucking a married woman, after meeting her at the gym I attend three to four days a week.
We more often than not fuck in each others cars, but I have fucked her outdoors too.

She's by far the most dirty fuck I've had, and the oldest woman at thirty eight, I've had sex with.
Three weeks ago I began a new job. And last week (Monday) I met the owner of the company, along with his younger wife.
The very woman I've been fucking these past four months.

We obviously didn't let on we knew each other, but later on at lunch time, she took me into the ladies toilets where she sucked my cock before having me fuck her arsehole in a stall.

If that wasn't weird enough, on Friday her husband invited me upstairs into his office.
Without coming right out and telling me he knew I'm fucking his wife, he did say thank you for looking after her the past four months at the gym, and if I wanted to, could visit his wife at their home.

I haven't spoken to his wife since Friday, but she has messaged me saying it'd be great to have sex at her home.
I'm now thinking she's told her husband about us, but then why isn't he angry at his wife cheating on him, and why haven't I been sacked.

My Wife’s Diary

I met my wife when she was 19, we married three years later. Neither of us were virgins, but decided not to have the ‘the numbers talk’

My mother in law died of COVID last year and we had to sell the house. She was a lovely lady but hoarded stuff, it took three months to clear the house!

I was going through boxes in the attic when I found a box of my wife’s childhood diaries. I would never read her adult diaries but had a look at these. They started when she was nine years old. She recorded every detail of her day. Subjects learned at school, school gossip, conversations with parents, even what she had for breakfast, lunch and dinner! They were cute, and gave an insight into her as a child and periods in time.

The diaries went through to 18 years old age. From early teens I started to read sexual stuff!! The first person to finger her was her female best friend. The first boy to touch her was Simon who was fourteen. She then had a load of boyfriends from fourteen to sixteen. The sexual details become more and more salacious. She was licked out for the first time and sucked a dick at fourteen. She liked oral sex. Virginity went at fifteen, I wanked reading that diary entry. She went into great detail describing It. It happened in the back of a car; at the end of the diary entry my wife was shocked to discover that the guy who had just fucked her was twenty five years old. She enjoyed it though.

Then the names started piling up!!! On one page towards the end of the last diary she wrote that she was getting worried about the number of boys she had ‘slept with’ and didn’t want to get to the stage she couldn’t remember them all. The next page of her diary had this list;


Paul, Mike, Martin, Harry, Phil, Tony x 2, Nathan, Jonathon, Steve x2, Jonny, Martin, Rob, Mohammed, David, Joe, K, Drew, and Alex.

I’m assuming Tony & Steve x 2 means there were two boys with that name rather than she did it twice with them. That means by 18 she’s had sex with 20 boys and men. Although I’d never given it much thought, I’d assumed at most six, probably because that was my number before I met her.

I was shocked, turned on, partly disgusted, Randy as hell. a Strange myriad of emotions presented themselves. Some of the detail was very sexy. How big their penis was, if she had an orgasm etc I spent an afternoon scan reading her diaries. I learned that sex entries had a tick next to the date! There were loads of ticks; especially at weekends!!

My confession is both that I read these diaries, which I guess was wrong, but also I got off on reading the sex parts. I know she’s my wife, but sone of these diary entries I was wanking over were when she was underaged. I’m not sure if that makes me the horrible ‘P’ word???

I’ve also kept the diaries and hid them in the garage. I’ve fucked her into tomorrow after reading some of them, she has even asked what had gotten into me.

It’s a betrayal and would damage my marriage if I told her. We had agreed not to disclose our number as it wasn’t important. I wonder now though if she orchestrated that agreement due to the relatively high number for her age? It’s been both a blessing and a curse knowing the intimate details of her sec life before me.

Mary’s Dad

I am 22. I have been friends with (Mary - fake name) for years. I also always had a thing for her dad.

Last month I was at Mary’s house. We asked her dad to drive us and pick us up at the bar. He never said no and he did not disappoint this night either. I thanked him with my always flirty ‘thank you Mr. ….!

Drop off goes as planned.

Pick up is around 12:30. Mary is trashed and I am barely holding it together. We struggle to get in the car so Mary’s dad helps us both in the car. He is such a gentlemen! But I am sure we both showed him everything as we both wore skirts. Mary says thank you daddy! I say thank you daddy! We all had a laugh!

We get to Mary’s house and daddy helps us to the door. We lay Mary in bed and she literally falls to sleep as she is laughing. Daddy walks me to the guest bedroom, pulls back the covers and says I think this is where I stop. He uses one hand to help me into bed and covers me up. The perfect gentleman and dad! All I wanted to do was have him cuddle me to sleep. But after being such a perfect escort home, I feel like I owe him more thank a verbal thank you. I wanted to fuck this man so badly!

Two weeks ago I was overly flirty and daddy would not take the bait. Mary is everything to him and he could not cross that line. A gentleman and a perfect dad…I am heart broken!

Someone Familiar

4 years ago I decided to explore my sexuality more. I was always a goody two shoes, but I wanted to be a slut, only for few months. So that's what I did. Hooked up with different guys at parties, on dating apps, even answered my creepy DMs from strangers. One of these creeps was a middle age man, I don't know how he found my insta, but he used to like and comment on every photo and story. There were so many unread messages from him. So one free night, I decided to reply him when he commented on my new pic. He couldn't believe it. We chatted for a bit. Turned out he was living about 3 hours away from my place. He wasn't bad looking, tall, full hair, little overweight. Before I could chickened out, I asked him to meet me in the movie theatre next day.
He was there, and things were awkward at first but he was a good talker. Soon we were groping each other in the dark. I couldn't wait and dragged him in the restroom. We fucked like horny teenagers in the stall. He had decent size dick and lots of stamina. He made me cum twice, then I sucked him off.
Before going to the theatre, I was thinking this would be just a one time thing but as we were leaving the theatre, we made plans to meet again. I had more sex with this man than all the other guys combine. Finally it was time to end things. I thought my slutty phase was coming to an end. And I had to move away for work. He was sad but understanding. We had one final round and then said goodbye.
For the next few years there was no contact except some comments from him. I was also busy at work and met a great guy. And here's the twist, this great guy is nephew of that man I used to fuck. My new bf took me to meet his family and his uncle was there. It was super awkward between us but we kept our cool. I don't know what's going to happen.

Sick Of Her Shit

Been married nearly 20 years and have been faithful for all of them up until last month. The last few years (since 2020) my wife has turned into a lazy, jobless, sexless woman who only wants to lounge around the house all day bitch about everyone else. If it weren't for alimony I'd have divorced her already.

Last month I was out of town for work and decided to go to a strip club. I intentionally picked a strip club that by all appearances would have girls with questionable morals. I noticed a hot Hispanic girl, probably half my age, that was getting a lot of time in private dance room. When she made her way to me I quickly agreed to a dance. Two songs into the private dance she asked if I wanted more. She said it was $100 if I nut. Of course I agreed. She went down and displayed a god given talent for sucking cock. In just a couple of minutes I filled her mouth, she pulled a napkin out of her little purse and spit my load into it.

It was so much more than just busting a nut, it was liberating. For the first time in years the aggravation that my wife has caused me seemed miniscule.

The next night I went I walked from the hotel to a club down the street. I quickly found myself buying drinks for these two middle aged white women. They weren't too bad, mid 30s, decent bodies, not too trashy. It took a couple of hours but I convinced one of them to come back to my room with me. She was a brunette, slightly overweight, big tits and a fat ass. She was ready to go though, I barely got the hotel door closed and she was already trying to suck my dick. She sucked and fucked like she had been starved for dick. We were all over that hotel room, and one point I had her on the countertop pounding her juicy pussy and she blasted me with a huge squirt. After we finished I got her a ride home, and she gave me her number. She said anytime I'm in town, she'd love to do it again.

The next morning I had to make my way back home to the ungrateful bitchy wife, and my fun was over. For the time being that is. I have another work trip scheduled for early next month. It's not the same destination, but if I'm lucky maybe here will be a woman or two willing to please an unhappily married man.