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Totally In On This

I’m 44 in great shape married but my husband is not ever wanting to do anything. I’m bored and sex with him is him sticking it in me pumping for what seems like 30 seconds and then being done. We have 2 kids and the youngest is almost out of the house. He owns his own company so I’m a stay at home wife.

I stay in shape hit the gym either early morning or afternoon. I’m small 4 foot 11 fake blond hair curvy for being as small as I am. D cups and my ass sticks out a lot.

About 6 months ago I went to the gym on a Friday morning it was around 8:30. Are gym is small so not a lot of people. Mostly tennis players. I walked into the free weight room and there was a young man working out. He was tall muscular probably mid 20s. I’m a talker so I struck up a conversation and he listened and asked questions about me. Payed total attention to me which I loved. I’m sure it helped that I was wearing a sports bra with a tank top over it that was tight fitting so my boobs where showing and I was in white tough pants that where thin and because I wear g strings I tend to sport some camel toe. I like the looks I get my pussy lips are meaty so they more I move around the more it shows.

Before he left he asked me for my number without hesitation I handed him my phone and said call me from my phone. We exchanged numbers and I did not want our workout to end. I know I seemed eager for him to not go but I was liking the time with him. He noticed and promised to text me later today. That afternoon I kept my phone with me every where I went. I was like a school girl waiting for the hot boy to call or text me. Around 4 he text me and said headed to the gym getting some cardio in. I changed did my make up through on some running shorts that when I stretched would show him a lot. I wanted to tease a bit. We get some running in and started talking. We walked to my car which was parked a few spots from his truck. It was away from the office close to the street which was quiet unless you were parked there there was no reason to be back there. The entrance was over by the main office away from us.
As we got closer to our cars he reached out and took my hand holding it. I took his hand and I felt my kitty tingly. We past my car he took me to the passenger side of his truck opened the door and helped me in. He went to his side drivers side and got in. He lifted the bench seat in the center so we had more room and I scooted over. He leaned over and he kissed me and I kissed him back. It was on he reclined his seat and I was kissing him licking his neck I took my top and shorts off and before I could take my panties on he said leave them on. Il just pull them to the side. I loved how he would tell me what to do not being mean just what he wanted. At that point i was so hot and wet I would have run naked in the parking lot if he wanted me to.
I slid his shorts down and saw his cock. It was beautiful almost 7inches and very thick. I am small and thought to my self I’m going to squirt when i cum with this fella. I forced that fucker down my throat and after a bit he blew a massive load down my throat. I did best to swallow as much as I could but he pulled out of my mouth and the first string of cum shot across my mouth and face some in my hair. Being young he was ready to go quickly and I mounted him. It felt like I was going to split in half. When he bottomed out in me I was impaled he hit my spot and within a few minutes I was shaking and squirting in his truck. It didn’t faze him he just pumped away and I was loud. I had to bite down on his shoulder as I got hit with waves of orgasms.
I was recovering from my orgasms when my phone rang and it was my husband. I had to answer it. So I asked him to take a break but I wanted him in me while on the phone. Hubby was wanting to know if I cared if he went with his buddy to the bar. I could meet him there later if I wanted. I told him go ahead and go.
I was fucked for the next 2 hours we hopped in the back seat and I tried to take it in my butt. He got it in but I need more practice taking it. I’m good with pain so I let him fuck my ass anyways. He lives alone so I go over there a lot and get fucked a lot. I have come home many times and hubby says babe you need to rest you look completely exhausted. He slapped my ass I walked by one night and I could feel my asshole and pussy leaking. I was sore but did my part. He was feeling horny so I said hey fuck me before I shower. He climbed on top of me and slid his dick in and said babe you’re super wet. I said that’s what the gym does for me. Again he probably pumped for a few minutes and then shot his load. I noticed that I could hardly feel him in me. My babe took a couple of days off so I spent the next few days during the day and some evenings with him. We started to fill us fuck. I admit I like to watch him fuck me I find it erotic. I would let him do whatever he wants to me. Even run a train on me. He said nope.

In The Woods

Hiking with a fuckbuddy of mine in the woods. A few minutes in I did my normal routine and took off all my clothes and put them in my backpack. He never gets totally undressed but was only wearing a tee shirt and gym shorts that fit rather loosely. I could reach up to his cock readily. We walked about half an out, and at our usual spot I let him fuck me. It's off the path a bit at an overlook. I guess a guy heard us and I look up and coming through the trees were two men. Both looked in their early 40s I guess. They just stood and watched, then finally told my fuckbuddy that it looked good. He finished quickly, being watched is one of his kinks.

He didn't ask me at all, though I didn't mind, he told the guys to undress and take a turn. One started fucking me right away with a cock that put my buddy to shame, the other stuck his cock into my mouth. The guy in my pussy was talking dirty the whole time, and after only 10 minutes came hard into me. The other guy moved to my back side and told me to get on all fours. I did and he used the leaking sperm and my cum to lube himself with a few strokes, then placed it at the entrance to my butthole. I've had anal, it's not a big deal but I felt so damn full with him inside my ass, within minutes he was cumming. They got dressed, thanked us both and left. I was still naked, sperm leaking from my lower body and my buddy said we should get going. I went behind a tree as I had to pee and poo that sperm out of my butt. He insisted that I stay there in our clearing and do it. He actually watched me pee and poo. I used some wipes on my pussy and on my ass. As I looked up, he was hard again.

"Again?" I asked "YEP" was the reply.

I told him I shoudl have left it used and messy since he told them to do it. He agreed but I got a really nice long fuck out of him that second time. We resumed walking the trail, found the two guys who fucked me on their return trip. Soon we returned and I stayed naked and didn't get dressed till we were on the side of the road in full view again.

We're going back next weekend.

Best House Keeper Ever

My parents have had the same housekeeper since I was 17. It was my junior year in high school and with 2 extremely busy parents they hired Carmen to help out a few times a week. Usually MWF so 3 times a week. Half way through my senior year I turned 18 and was getting ready to graduate.
We live in a big city and have a few colleges within a couple of hours as well as a few within minutes. I had chosen to attend one close to home so I could live at home.
I was your typical high schooler honey and could never get enough pussy. So porn was always available if a girl was not.
My parents were always at work so I had the run of the house for girls or porn. It was the first day of summer vacation I had gotten back from my senior trip and was laying in bed and decided to rub on out. I started to go at it and I hear some thing in the hall way. I was stroking away and noticed that the door to my room was cracked open and saw Carmen watching me. Now Carmen is not a total knock out. She was in her late 30s I believe she had 2 kids and was married. She has long black hair and is always in a ponytail. She is usually in yoga pants and a tee shirt. I had noticed that she had some big tits that bounced around when she walked and had some thick thighs and a nice ass. She was not thin just thick. For a horny 18 year old she was perfect. I said oh well and continued to jack off and used a towel to catch my load. I noticed I shot my load and soon after she slowly slipped away. She didn’t think I noticed her there. I cleaned up and headed down stairs.
Being a little shit i walked up from behind her and I said good morning to her. She looked up and she had tears in her eyes. I asked if she was ok. She let loose and spilled her guts that her husband and her argued a lot and she thought he was cheating on her and she unloaded as if i was her therapist.
I flat out asked her if that was why she watched me upstairs she had this scared look on her face and she apologized but she saw me and just watched me. She has a little accent and sounds a little hot. At this point I had my arm around her giving her a hug from the side. It was around her shoulder but I let my hand slide down and was on her hip ass cheek. I was instantly hard and gave her a kiss that she didn’t give back I gave her another kiss that she finally kissed back then I licked her lips and she licked my lips back then we both where licking and kissing and she licked my neck and then we had a tongue licking session.
Before we knew it we were in my living room on the couch and she was giving me the most amazing head job I had ever received. At my age most girls that have head were inexperienced and were mediocre at best. Had a few that were good but Carmen did this twisting jerk off movement while giving the head a tongue lashing. She would use the tip of her tongue to lick the opening of my head. I told her that I was going to blow my load and she did not miss a beat swallowing almost the entire load. What little that dropped she cleaned up. She got up and was standing over me as I sat on the couch she was in her thong and she looked good. Had a little cum on her cheek and she was pushing it with her finger to her mouth. That was it I was hard again and I reached up grabbed her by the hips and pulled her on me she mounted me and i pushed up in her and she was tight and wet. I sat on my couch and let her do the work. Her tits were in my face and I was sucking on her nipples. Her tits looked for having 2 kids but what got me was her nipples. They where as big as an over sized pencil eraser and stuck out about a half inch. I actually hung Christmas ornaments off her nipples one time and took pictures.

I never told my buddies or forced her to do anything she didn’t want to do. First time she did anal she said it hurt and it was not her favorite. She kept doing it for me and after a while she got used to the size in her rear. She still says it’s not her favorite but does it for me.
I am 26 now live on my own Carmen’s kids are grown up as well. Her and her husband still have their dis functional marriage. He spends the winters in Mexico. He is gone for 6 months or so and she still comes over and cleans my house and spends days at a time over. Every once in awhile I will stop by my parents house during the day and give her a good pounding in my old room where it all started.
She cracks up because she usually comes over to my house after cleaning my parents house and helps me relieve stress. Still has a slight accent and talks in Spanish and English when I’m pounding away. Her head skills are amazing and are hard to give up.

Pregnancy Fetish

What is it with men being super attracted to pregnant girls? If any guys know clue me in. I am just entering month number 9 of my pregnancy. Here is the confession part. I am a prostitute. To pay for college I worked as a stripper and escort. After college I became engaged and married a year ago. I continued as a prostitute keeping a select group of regulars consisting of maybe a dozen men. Yes my husband knows...
We planned on starting a family and my intentions were to quit once I became pregnant. Well it hasn't quite worked out that way. When I began to show and it was obvious I was pregnant I called all my clients and informed them I was quitting. Within days my phone was blowing up! Not only were the men asking me to continue a couple of them were offering me "extra" money to see them. The more I began to show the more the men seemed interested. And by interested I mean "horny as hell"!
Like I said I am entering my 9th month and I have one guy paying me to see him twice a week. Starting around my 7th month when I was very pregnant the men went into overdrive. Since that point I have been fucked every single day! Sometimes twice a day. The money has been amazing but my husband has gotten a little neglected. For the past 2 months he has barely seen my pussy.
So back to the original question. What is it with men and pregnant women???

My Little Sister Is A Whore!

I guess technically I should say slut. She is a 17 year old who just stared her senior year of high school. I am a college senior at our states biggest college. Mom and dad have been pushing her to apply and fill out scholarship application. So last weekend she came up and spent the weekend with me.
I made the mistake of taking her to a big party after the football game. Of course I was trying to hook up so I wasn't keeping an eagle eye on my sister. She took advantage and had a few too many drinks. About 11pm I started looking around for her with no luck. Finally a girl I knew said she was upstairs. I pretty much knew what that meant. But she is 17 and old enough so it wasn't too big of a deal.
When I went upstairs the first thing I saw was a group of people standing at the entrance to a bedroom. I pushed my way to the front and got a surprise. I found my little sister. She was totally naked on the bed. On her hands and knees with two guys! She was sucking one guy as the other was fucking her from behind. There were several other guys gathered around the bed stroking their cocks waiting for their turn.
I had to walk in, tap the guy on his shoulder and make him pull his cock out of my sisters pussy! The other guy pulled away also. I led my naked sister through the crowd and out of the house. I couldn't find her clothes. Not to mention just how many guys might have fucked her???

Shared

After 24 years of being married and only having access to one cock, my husband (Tommy) shared me with his friend (Brian) a few weeks ago.

This all may sound cliche, but this was a long time coming. We have a strong marriage. We have adult children who all have moved out of our house. We are financially stable. We are even in a healthy sexual relationship. So why do this?

We did this because it is something we have always wanted to do. We did this because we can. We did this because I have always been interested in sleeping with a black man. We did this because my husband and I want each other to experience everything in life we can.

We haven known Brian for many years, so he sounded like a safe person to explore this with. Tommy has seen Brian naked dozens of times at the gym so he knew I would enjoy what Brian could potentially bring. Tommy spoke with Brian about a month ago and he was happy to know I was interested.

We invited him over for dinner and fun. The dinner part never materialized as the fun part started upon him entering the house. Tommy had recommended to Brian to kiss me as soon as he got there and I would go along - and I did.

We quickly ended up in our bedroom. We all got naked and started to play. The feelings encompassed the full range - nervous, scared, excited, horny, comfortable, ready.

Brian’s cock was a shiny dark brown. He was a couple of inches bigger than Tommy. His sack was tight to his body. He was fit, just like Tommy.

As we laid on the bed, they worked the upper and lower parts of me - with one eventually ending up in my mouth and the other in my pussy. The feeling of being full in two holes is insanely naughty. When Brian fucked me, he wore a condom. When he came, I pulled it off and he shot his cum on my tits once and in my mouth the other time.

After Brian left, I thanked Tommy for setting this up and allowing me this experience. He was happy I enjoyed it. We do not know if we would do this again. Tommy has asked for an experience with me playing with another woman, so maybe this is next.

The Falklands War

As a teenager I lived close to an army barracks. I had dated a couple of soldiers, but as they were forever being posted elsewhere they were short lived romances.

In 1982 the Falklands war broke out. I was 18 and studying my A levels at school. There was a buzz around the town due to the heavy military presence. One Saturday night Caroline and me hit the town for a night out. In one pub we sat with a group of five soldiers. Although they didn’t tell us, we got the impression they would be heading to the Falklands Isles soon. Later we discovered they were shipped over the following week. The mood was both somber and exciting. They bought Caz and me drinks all night and we had a fab time talking and flirting.

About midnight we went for a kebab and ate them in a local park. I started snogging one of the squaddies and so did Caz. It was a strange atmosphere, we knew these guys were about to put their lives at risk, they were just young lads, in their early twenties. Caz lived with her grandmother who was in hospital at the time. We ended up back at her place with the five guys. Caz had a double bed, I was lay on one side of the bed, with Caz next to me. For the next couple of hours my friend and me let these brave lads fuck us. If memory we each shagged all five and a couple of them twice.

During that mad night we would fuck, stop for drinks and bacon butties, and then return to fucking. I had lovebites all over my body, my breasts and vagina were sore. The lips on my face were swollen. Thankfully between us we had plenty of condoms; next morning the floor, bed and dressing table was littered with them. I discovered that one of them or maybe more had not bothered with a condom, my pubic hair was matted with dried spunk and I had a suspicious white discharge.

I wasn’t on the pill but thankfully got away with it. Caroline and I agreed never to tell anybody about our night as army sluts. I’ve had two husbands, neither was told about that night. In the 1980s, and with the social circles I moved in, broadcasting that you’d let 5 working class low ranking squaddies take turns fucking you, and your best friend in the same bed would have been social suicide. It was great fun though :)

She’s Amazing

I have been seeing this women I met at the gym. She is in her mid 30s blond hair green eyes about 5 foot tall stay at home mom. I go to school in the evening and workout in the mornings. Usually it’s early but one day I decided to sleep in and ended up going around 8:30. Beat decision I ever made the gym was full of these hot moms that literally had just dropped their kids off and had gone to the gym. I was on a treadmill and started a conversation with Lynnette. She was married with 1 kid stay at home mom. Married for about 10 years. She was 36 years old. Great little body big tits for her sized frame and an amazing ass. From the moment I saw her all I wanted to do was to put her on her belly have her raise her ass up so I could lick her ass and pussy from behind.

I noticed over the next few days that she would migrate over to where I was at in the gym. After about a week she was my workout partner and conversation flowed easily. I would miss a day or come in later on purpose and the next day she would ask me why I didn’t come. We exchanged numbers and agreed that I would text her if I was going to change my workout time. She told me she had all day so she could come at any time.

One day I text her that i had a strained muscle and was just going to go get coffee. She agreed to meet me at Starbucks. She was in her workout clothes and we talked for a while. Her husband has text her and called a couple of times and she answered and responded as if no big deal. I heard her say oh I’m at the gym I came late and will be here for a few more hours.

I walked her back to her car and as she got in with her door open I leaned and kissed her. She kissed back and we did that for a few minutes. My hands wondered around and I played with her tits while kissing.

I hopped in the back of her large SUV and she moved it into a parking garage that was down the street. She hopes in the back and told me I can’t believe I’m doing this before she could say anything we were kissing and fucking. I spent the next couple of hours licking and sucking her body pretty much inside and out. She was a dirty talker. Saying shit like send me home full of cum baby or fuck the holes you own. That my favorite thing she tells me. You own me baby come get it when you want. Oh and I do her husband caught her a few times the last time he thought he would teach her a lesson and threw her out of their house.
She came to me that night and has not left. She is technically still married but is living with me and her husband is begging her to move back in. She told me he called her and was begging for her to come back. He said that she could still see me if that was I wanted. She told him he threw her out and now I owned her body. She let me read where she graphically detailed how when I fuck her she squirts and she never thought she could be addicted to a cock. That was 4 years ago.

I work for my dad who owns a business and do well. I have my own home nice neighborhood pool. There is an age difference but we get along great and our sex drive helps a lot. I have come home to some great stuff. Her naked he me playing with herself. We still go to the gym and we see guys who are hitting on women there. She still gets hit on. I laugh as I walk up and the guy is like wholly shit my bad I’m a big guy. If im driving my truck around more then likely her head is in my lap. She once gave me head at the end of an isle at Cosco. We only stopped when some old could caught us.
Her husband still calls her. She took a face time call from him while I was ass fucking her. All she said was il answer but you’re not going to like talking to me while I’m getting butt fucked. I slammed into her rough that call. He was still on the phone when I pulled out and shot my load on her face and shoved my dick in her mouth for her to clean up.
I never would have thought women like her existed. No plan on letting her go anytime.

My Boss Jack

My whore of a mother kicked me out when I was 16 years old. I slept rough for a couple of weeks then got taken in by a homeless charity who helped get me on my feet.

I got a job doing at a builders firm. The owner Jack was in his 50s and supported the homeless charity that had got me off the streets. At 17 I had my own flat, job and money, sadly it came at a cost, but one I was willing to pay. Before you judge, try living rough on the streets of London for just one night!

A couple of months after I went to work for Jack he started touching me up. I had taken some letters into his office to sign. As I stood next to his desk I felt his hand go up my skirt. I liked Jack, but was shocked by what he was doing. I let him feel ny legs and panties. This went on for a while with Jack taking it further each time. Eventually he was feeling me with his hand in my panties. He was always grateful and would say things like “Thank love, I really needed that” he also started giving me money on top of my salary. £30, £40, sometimes £50 for allowing him to touch me up. The money back then made a massive difference to my quality of life.

He asked to start jacking him off, I did and got £50. Blow jobs next for which I received £100. I didn’t allow him to cum in my mouth, although he tried. I’ve often asked myself why I allowed this to happen? I think my younger self for grateful to him for the job and fear I could lose the job and end up back on the streets.

I can’t remember when this happened, but eventually Jack was fucking me. As a kid I always imagined losing my virginity to a man I loved in some romantic setting. The reality though was lay on the desk in a builder’s yard with a guy old enough to my father with his sweat dripping on my face. The cash increased though. That was the year I had my first holiday abroad, 7 nights in Ibiza with a friend I’d made in my apartment block. It was paradise, and all paid for by letting my boss fuck me.

I stayed with Jack for over 3 years, he bought me my first ever car and paid for driving lessons too. I met his wife a couple of times, I think she knew. Looking back I was used, however, it allowed me to live independently and enjoy some of the finer things of life. I didn’t hate the sex, there were times I enjoyed it. Towards the end I even had a couple of orgasms. I cried after the first one, it was the first one I’d ever had! I didn’t think I was capable.

I now have a 17 year old daughter and my memories have bothered me, it upsets me what I had to do to get by, the thought of my daughter sleeping rough and having to do some of the things I did makes me angry. I’ve never allowed my daughter to see her grandmother. I’ve never told anybody about what I let Jack do, or that I was well paid to whore for him. I’ve sometimes wanted to tell my partner, but can’t find the words. The only person that knows is me, Jack passed away years ago. I would love to talk to somebody about it, but just can’t. Even writing this confession has been a struggle; I’ve written and deleted it twice, and will probably delete this one too!!!

My Sons Cock

I never thought I would ever my own confession on here!

I am in the shower the other night and my son asks if he can pee. This is a normal thing with one shared bathroom. I always look away, except this time. He is fully hard and fucking huge. The head is like a giant pencil eraser and the shaft was thick and meaty! This image is burned into my head so badly that I have masturbated multiple times since that shower!

Holy fuck! Huge! Completely fucking hung!