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Wife And Her Teacher

My wife (51) and I (55) have been together for 30 years and recently she told me about a story when she was in high school and one of her teachers. If you have read any of my previous posts you know my wife can be a little bit kinky and slutty at times.

Let me give you a little backstory. When she was in high school she decided to quit playing basketball. There was married teacher, who was about 25 years old or so, who was supposed to be her coach. When he found out she quit he made a point to talk to her in school and told her how disappointed he was that she was not going to play. He said he was really looking forward to getting to know her better and really wanted to get to know her personally outside of school too. My wife matured early with her body and was quite attractive. She was a little surprised by that comment but she didn’t mind as she found him hot and liked the attention from him.

Throughout the remainder of the school year, she would kind of flirt with him, and he did the same to her with extra stares and flirty comments about how good she looked. He always went out of his way to talk to her. Fast forward to that following summer when they ran into each other at a convenience store and he told her where he worked for his summer job and that she should come out and visit him. He told her what time he gets his breaks so they could talk.

So one day she did just that as they had flirted throughout the rest of that school year and she liked that she was basically seducing him. They hopped in his car and talked for a while. She was wearing shorts that showed off her toned legs and he started slowly rubbing her thighs. This married teacher then went in for a kiss, put his hands up her t-shirt and started groping her big tits.

Even though she knew he had the hots for her, she never thought he would take it this far considering he was her teacher and a married one at that. She knew this was a make or break moment, her head was spinning and her brain kicked in. Since he was a married man and saw his wedding ring when he was rubbing her leg she stopped him and told him she can’t.

I asked her why she got in the car with him and didn’t go through with it when she obviously was implying to him that she was interested. She said she was curious if he would actually give it all up for her with his teaching job, cheating on his wife and the possibility of legal trouble. She said it turned her on to seduce him like that and to have him forget about everything just to try and get in her pants. What a naughty girl!

Massage Therapy Happy Ending.

A question was asked recently about if a legit massage therapist ever went way too far. This reminded me of an experience I had as a teen. My aunt (mid 30s) was a licensed massage therapist who I went to for treatment of a strained glute when I played high school football.

I was completely unprepared for the treatment she gave me. She had me lay face down on a table nude with only a small towel across my butt. She rubbed my butt and thigh down with some warming lotion and began to massage my butt and inner thigh with a lot of pressure.

Her fingers would slip inside my thigh and butt and just brush against my junk. It didn't take long before my cock started to get hard and poked down between my legs. Several times when her fingertips brushed up my junk, I would twitch a little. She told me to relax and that I was way to tense. Finally she put he hand around the head of my cock and when I jumped she laughed and told me I really needed to release all that tension.

She ordered me to roll over on my back and when I did, I had this big boner. I tried to cover it with the towel, but she just smiled. She said this wasn't the first time she had seen this happen with a client.

She opened a drawer and pulled out a condom and after she lubed my cock she unrolled the condom and slowly started stroking my young hard cock. She had one hand on my chest rubbing it as she slowly stoked my cock until I shook and twitched and blew a load of cum in the condom. She took off the condom, stroked my cock once or twice my cock and a few drops dribbled out. She cleaned me up and said matter of factly, "Gee Nicholas, you had a lot of tenseness built up in you, now just relax and we can finish your treatment"

I went back to my aunt's office four more times that Fall and the treatment was the same. I stopped jerking off as much between visits and let it build up. I think my aunt enjoyed relieving the huge amount of "tenseness" I had developed. I know I sure as hell enjoyed it.

My Room

During lockdown my college brother would walk around and annoy me and my friends at home. My best friend would always come over and horseplay with him. She’s a 5ft latina with curvy hips, light skin brunette. I came home one day to her pinned to the carpet, panties to the side, getting railed by my brother. He was muffling her moans and deep stroking her pussy so hard I could hear her guts being rearranged. I was so shocked, I startled them and they ran off. I can’t get the sight of my brothers huge cock slipping out of her covered in cum. At first I was grossed out but now I get turned on thinking about it.

Confessios Of A Cheater

I've written several confessions on here. But it's just scratching the surface of how much of a poonhound I've been.

I was a groomsman at a wedding and I got friendly with the bridesmaid I was paired with. Hit her up on FB and ended up fucking her. She was twice divorced and quite frankly a rotten person, good fuck though.

In my early 40s, I was at the bar of a Mexican restaurant, I ordered an appetizer sampler which was huge and way too much food for one. An older hippy lady in her late 50s was sitting a couple chairs over and made a comment about it. Two hours later I had her on all fours fucking her doggy. Massive squirter btw.

I once pulled up to an adult video store parking lot. This giant guy, at least 6'5, pulled up a the same time. We looked at each other and said hello. When I asked him what he was up to this evening he flat out told me he was looking to suck a cock. We drove around for half hour while he gave me road head, dumped a huge load in his mouth.

This one is a doozy. My divorced friend and I banged his daughter's 3rd grade teacher. He met her at back to school night and had some chemistry between them. They had exchanged cell numbers and had been texting. My friend and I were at a bar catching up and he told me about it. Halfway joking I told him he should ask her to meet us. Which she did. After LOTS of drinking, we ended up at his house and both fucked her.

I haven't cheated in over 5 years. Not gonna lie, cheating felt great while it was happening. But oddly enough, being a good loyal husband feels better.

Cheating On My Wife

I recently fucked my wife, then after she was asleep I left the house and drove to see an old work colleague (female) and fucked her brains out too. Two women in the same day, both unprotected, my orgasms inside both were about an hour apart.

Cheating On My Wife Was A Delight!!!!!

I was married for 20 years and for at least half of them I visited an attractive blonde with huge balloony breasts who lived less than a mile away. She would give me really hot tease and denial handjobs. Over the years, I shot enough sperm on her tits to maybe fill an Olympic sized swimming pool. At first she was my girlfriend--or "mistress," if you prefer--though later our relationship became almost exclusively sex and morphed into an arrangement where I paid her about $20 or $30 per orgasm. I guess that technically made her a prostitute, though it was obvious that she really enjoyed doing it (even towards the end I'd often get freebees), so I never thought of her as one.

I'd visit her at all hours of the day. I can still see her opening the door for me.

"So, ________, do you want to cum?" she'd say in a voice so soft and feminine that just hearing it almost me spray my shorts.

We'd go back to her bedroom, where she would tie my hands and feet to an old fashioned four poster bed. After I was spread eagled and helpless, she treated me to a tasteful striptease as far as her panties. She would slowly rub her breasts, armpit and covered pussy over my face, forcing me to inhale her body perfume, and then sit back for a couple minutes to watch me get excited. Then she'd whip out the lube and her soft feminine hands would send me to heaven while she enticed me with her voluptuously sexy body and hung her boobs in my face. After edging me several times and stopping before I got off, I'd be desperate for release and begging her to push me over the brink. Finally she'd say,

"OK, now I'm gonna collect your sperm sample, and I want a big squirt!"

Often she'd make me cum so hard I'd scream. I worshipped her!

Sharing His Wife

Every workday I visit a young married womans home and have her suck me off.
She works within the same organisation I do, that's how I know her. It's also how I know her older husband can't keep up with her need for cock.
She's very much into oral sex, both ways, but I do occasionally get to fuck her arsehole. I have fucked her tight pussy, but we both like bareback sex, so we tend not to risk pregnancy. Plus her husband has a much smaller dick than me, and she likes her quim tight for him.
He gets a happy satisfied wife. I get my balls empties everyday and she takes my cock down her throat and or up her twenty four year old arsehole.
Win, win, win all round.

Taming My Neanderthal

It was Valentine's 2016. I had finished my Masters degree and was looking for a job. I worked part time at this no name hamburger joint. It was getting close to closing and I was at the register and this man came up behind me and grabbed my ass with his hand. I big man's hand and he had my whole cheek in his hand. I tried to turn but he blocked me and leaned hard against me blocking me into the register so I couldn't move. "How about some loving for a lonely old man?"

I don't know what happened next, it is all a blur in my memory. I was escorted out to his car and he took me to his apartment. in college I had taken a couple of seminars on r**e and the whole story was once you were in his car things were going to get bad for you. I searched my brain trying to figure out what to do and decided that I would be nice and he wouldn't hurt me. We got to his apartment and he walked ahead of me, "hurry up, I don't have all night". I skipped to get my step a to catch up. He opened the door and I went in first. This is how my virginity was going to end, in this dirty cluttered apartment. I didn't even think it was Valentine's day.

The bed was a mess, the sheets filthy and dirty. The bathroom worse. He sat on the bed and grabbed me by the hips facing away from him and pulled my pants down. He shoved two fingers up my vagina bending me over and sticking his tongue in my anus. He caught me off guard, I went into an orgasm, I couldn't control it. He held me up, with his fingers in my vagina and his other hand around my waist, and licked me until I had to separate, it was driving me crazy.

I got away and he laughed and told me to give him some tits and I apologized because my tits aren't big and that's all I had. I was now naked and he told me to get on the bed, and "spread them nice and wide", he stood and got his clothes off and he was somewhat erect and said he liked young pussy and he liked it best when it was wet and hot. I told him I was wet, what did he expect, and he climbed on and fucked me, taking with him my virginity and my youth.

I lay there beside him, I didn't know if I could get up. I wanted to wipe myself. He was snoring and then he would wake up and grab my leg to make sure I was there. I didn't dare disturb him and sometime later I fell asleep. I woke up and I was on my side and he was holding me in a spoon, with my head on his pillow. We were naked. The urge to pee got stronger and stronger and I had to move. "where are you going?" I have to pee, I will be right back. "leave the door open". I sat on the toilet and locked eyes with him to pee. I wiped myself, I wanted to wash myself, but he was staring into my eyes and I hurried and went back to him.

The whole time while I 'dated' him, I saw him two or three times a week, he wanted lots of sex from me and it was hard to satisfy him. I made up a friend and that's what I told my parents and they insisted they wanted to meet him. Slowly I got his apartment clean and orderly, it was driving me crazy, I bought new sheets and a new shower curtain and a set of plates. One Friday night after sex I cleaned and cleaned and cleaned, scrubbed down everything. I went back to bed around five in the morning, he grabbed me against him and I lay there wondering running through my head how he had become my boyfriend.

I had gotten a new job, one during the day, he didn't want me working nights anymore. I insisted that he shave or I wouldn't let him 'lick me', took all the fun out of for him. He got on me one night and I just let him, he had wanted to fuck me in the ass so bad, I took it like a big girl, didn't complain, let him have me the way he wanted me. He resented that I made him shave everyday, and he said the men at the warehouse knew something was going on because he showed up with clean clothes and shaved for work. He kept me a secret, for much the same reason that I kept him a secret, in his world I didn't fit, and in my world he didn't fit. He controlled me and I controlled him, a recipe for disaster.

During the pandemic he lost his job and he couldn't work remote. I was still employed and I had to step in and pay his rent and work the system for unemployment and other support. I stood in the kitchen, his kitchen now was clean and neat and orderly. I told him to get me pregnant. That way my parents had no choice but to accept him. That's how it happened, I'm 29 now and I'm expecting number two. We will spend Valentine's like we always do, I will back into him and he will give me a good licking, then fuck me, he has to fuck me from behind so my belly doesn't get in the way. I've taught him to use his thumb on my clit while he fingers me, I want to have a bang out orgasm, I can hardly wait until he gets off work.

The Big Game

Since it’s Super Bowl week I decided to share this story from a few years ago my husband, Cody, decided to have several friends over for the game. He asked me to prepare some snacks but assured me we didn’t need a lot of food because they would be mostly drinking. I picked up some wings and chips and made a couple of dips, then bought a couple of cases of beer. Cody went to the liquor store and bought a large bottle of Irish Whiskey and a bottle of Patron.

His friends, not mine, began arriving around 2:30 and started drinking pretty quickly. In all, there was Cody, Jerome, Craig, Terry, Luis, Jorge, Jack, Quinten, Roy, Jose, and of course me…Stephanie. We have a large living room and had a table set up with all the food at one end, 2 - 55” TVs on either side of the fireplace, a large sofa and several chairs. I do like football but I’m not a fanatic like the guys are, and not one of my friends was interested in watching the game, so I agreed to keep them stocked with food and beer. Jerome, Quinten and Roy are HUGE Eagles fans, Craig and Luis are Cowboys fans but since they weren’t playing they were pulling for the Patriots…mainly to annoy Jerome, Quinten and Roy, and Cody is a HUGE Patriots fan. The others were just there to party and have fun. I am a Brady fan so I was pulling for the Patriots as well.

By game time everyone, including me, had a good buzz on. They had the normal football card going but it didn’t take long for the BS to start back and forth. About midway through the 1st quarter the guys started calling for beer. I brought one for all of them and told them a waitress expects a tip. A few of the guys handed me a couple of bucks and the others just laughed and said they’d get me later. Each round I brought, I’d collect a few dollars.

Shortly before half-time I brought Luis and Jorge another beer. Luis looked at me and slapped a $20 bill on the table and said it was mine if I flashed my tits. I looked around the room and said “It’s gonna cost more than that to see my tits.” After a brief discussion, and the others pitching in they had it up to $60. I told them to let me know when it got to $100, and I walked away. When I returned to the living room, Jerome had his wallet out and placed a $100 bill on the table and picked up the other $60. As he put it in his wallet I saw he had a LOT of cash with him. He looked at me and said “There’s your hundred, now let’s see them titties!”

I looked over at Cody and he just shrugged so I told Jerome “You have 30 seconds to pick up the money before it’s mine!” I waited about a minute and then snatched the $100 bill and stuffed it in the pocket of my shorts. I then unbuttoned my blouse and tossed it on a chair and removed my bra. They had forgotten the game at this point and were all cheering me on. When I went to put the top back on Jerome pulled out another $100 and said “It’s yours if you leave it off the rest of the night.” I gave him 1 minute before snatching the money. They eventually returned their focus to the game, but never looked away from me for long. During half time we did several shots of Patron and when I went to bring out more beers I noticed all of them huddled together talking. I asked what was going on and I saw $200 laying on the table. Quentin spoke up this time and said it was mine if I removed the shorts. I told them I’d have to go put underwear on first but they wanted me naked, so I refused.

By the middle of the 3rd quarter there was $350 on the table for the rest of my clothes. I was drunk enough at this point that I figured what the fuck and grabbed the money, went to the bedroom, and walked out naked. I had collected nearly $600 and was feeling pretty good. We were all drunk by now and when I walked by someone was always grabbing my ass or tits. I tried to push their hands away but it didn’t really work.

The Patriots were losing and Jerome was getting pretty obnoxious about it. He was bad mouthing Tom Brady, which pissed me off, and was already declaring victory. I was drunk and called him out on it when he asked if I wanted to bet. I told him I’d bet whatever he wanted because Brady ALWAYS pulls out the victory! He pulled out his wallet and counted out $300 and laid it down, then said “fuck it! I’ll bet every dime I have left that the Eagles win.” I was up $600 so I told him “BET!” We continued drinking and doing shots for the rest of the game.

By the time the game was over, we were all totally wasted and I had lost. A few of the guys had left to walk home. Cody was sitting in the chair pissed. I went to get dressed and get some money but was reminded “naked for the rest of the night.” It turned out, Jerome had $2200 in cash still with him! I got the $600 thinking it would be enough, but I was wrong. In the end, I gave Jerome and Quentin each a blowjob to pay my bet! I will never again bet on sports!

College ‘Friend’

My freshman year in college was basically the best year of my life. I hated my family, my town and my home life so going away for school was a welcome change.

Everyone is probably looking for an over sexed story, but mine is quite simple. I met a girl from down the hallway and we immediately hit it off. Friendship became inseparable and that became opportunity for sexual developments. I had been with two boys and no girls at the time. Can you say limited experience? She was no better, so seeing us fumble our way through this was comical at best some times.

27 years later, I am still happily with her. I am not lesbian nor is she. We are committed to each other, we live together and (yes) we are sexually active together. We do bring male sexual partners into our lives when the time feels right though. Crazy this is how it turned out for me!