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Double Standards

Two days after her father beat me up, his daughter and I had sex.
She came round to apologise regarding her fathers behaviour and we ended up fucking.
The reason my neighbour had beaten me up, is jealousy and a notion I'd been fucking his wife, which I hadn't, then.
Basically he saw me having sex with an older woman who I know, when my parents were away on holiday. We were having sex on the patio and he caught us. When I pulled out he saw how well endowed I am and put two and two together, to get 'I'm fucking his wife too'.
A few days later he accused me of shagging his mrs, who is very fit, and began hitting me.
A couple of guys pulled him off of me, then his wife ran out to shout at him.
I was a little battered and bruised, but mostly ok.
Two days later his daughter was curious about my cock, as well as apologising, so I fucked her in our lounge.
And I went on to fuck her for the next few weeks until she went back to uni.
Then one very wet afternoon with both my parents at work, there was a knock at the door.
It was our neighbours wife and she was soaked. Asking her in, she explained she'd not been round to apologise for two reasons. One her husband might think we Were having sex, and secondly she didn't want to get in the way of her daughter and me.
When I went to say something, shocked that she knew, she told me her daughter and her discussed Everything together. As she said it, she took my hand and put it on her wet t shirt which was easily showing her tits.
I could have gotten shy about it, but she's not the first married woman I've fucked. So I put my other hand under her skirt, still stood in our hallway and felt her pussy through her knickers.
And believe me, she was up for it.
We began kissing as she put her hands into my shorts and started to stroke my cock.
The moment her cold hands wrapped around my dick, it began getting hard and my mind quickly flashed through to her husband beating me up.
I could have stopped us, but instead over the next hour I fucked my neighbours wifes mouth pussy and especially her arsehole, over and over again.
When she left to go back next door, she had three loads of my cum up her pussy and arse, plus a promise I'd have sex with her whenever we got chance.
It's now been five months since I began having sex with my neighbour. She and I really enjoy the spontaneous dirty sex we have, aa there's no hangups about us having a relationship. And that goes as far as us calming our liaisons when her daughters home, as we still fuck when she's not in uni.
They both know I'm fucking the other one, so again there's no pressure. As for the husband, father who beat me up, he's taken a promotion at his workplace which means he now works away from home a lot.
Recently after having sex with his wife, I spoke to her about the possibility of having mother and daughter together. She didn't say yes, but then again she didn't say no either. What she did say is "M likes to have you to herself when she's home, but".
She didn't finish her comment, but that's probably because I'd just thrust up her arsehole from behind as I spooned her.
Her husband is away again next week and M is home at the beginning of the week. I think I might just see if they're up for Mother, daughter and next door neighbour sex.
We'll see.

His Will

A few months back I found out that my wife has been cheating on me. And the person who was fucking her, was my older brother.
How I know, is he confessed to me after having a huge car accident.
It left him knowing he wasn't going to make it, but he did something before he died.
He made a very specific Will.
Some parts of his Will have been settled since his funeral, however one part is relatively soon to be enacted.
He's included film footage of them fucking (Which I've seen) and the instruction that I'm to receive all of his property and wealth. But not until any settled divorce with my wife.
My wife will find out next week I'm filing for divorce and the reason why.
She'll also find out I'm leaving her with everything I CURRENTLY own or have in the bank, including our shitty dog which I hate.
The house we live in is rented (I was about to surprise her with a very large business deal early next year, which would have enabled US to buy a house). The car I 'own' is financed and my bank account is used by her, so she knows exactly how much she'll be receiving.
After the divorce, which my solicitor has told me with the visual and written evidence I now have from my brother, will only take a couple of months.
Then my wife can probably move back to the council estate I met her in. The same estate she was thinking of taking heroine when I met her.

It's time to get my life back.

Revenge On My Mother.

This will be short and to the point. My family was happy. At least I was happy. We were lower middle class and my Dad is a good man who worked hard for our family. I love him very much.

My parents got divorced when I was 13. It destroyed my family. Even though my Mother was unfaithful with her boss, her boss had money and help her legally and she got to keep the me and my brother and my Dad got shafted in the divorce and visitation. Meanwhile, she married her boss and our life sucked because I almost never saw my Dad and she moved us far away form everyone we knew and loved. I hate my mom.

Anyways, out of pure revenge I have been fucking my step dad (the ex-boss she cheated with) for 3 months now. He was not hard to bed. He is just you typical horny privileged middle age asshole. He was easy to flirt with, lure, compliment, and fuck. I distain him too, but at least he is pretty good in the sack so i am enjoying the sex especially because I am making him cheat on her. I orgasm knowing and think about my mom's husband is fucking me.

I plan to break them up. I will leak pictures that she will find, because I want her to see it. I want her to feel what she did to my Dad. Then I will make her new husband pick me, divorce her, and take back everything for her.

I have no guilt. She is a bitch that ruined our lives.
Payback, baby.

Busted My Husband Using This Site

My husband Dave and I have been married 11 years, my name is Beth. We have no children and both work and make good money. I make about about 25K more than he does but that’s never been a problem. However, that past 2 years our sex life has dwindled to about once or twice a month. I’ve tried everything I could think of to spice things up but he hasn’t really responded. It’s not like I’ve let myself go, I’m still fit, 5’4” tall, 115#, C cup breasts, and reasonably pretty face. I run almost daily, and go to the gym 3 times a week. I always get hit on if I go to a bar or club without Dave, and sometimes when we’re together.

A few months ago, he left to run some errands and left his computer logged in. I sat down planning to log it off but something caught my eye. He was on THIS website and had typed a story that he had not finished or sent yet so I read it. It was a story about fucking a woman he works with and one of our neighbors. In the story, he stated he had been reading the confessions on this site for a while and had a true story he wanted to share. As I read the story, I realized exactly who he was talking about. The woman he works with, Sharon, I have disliked for a long time. She has openly flirted with him in my presence and rarely even speaks to me. The neighbor is a single mom with 3 kids who I’ve always liked.

My initial thought was to confront them all, but the more I thought about it I decided to get even. There is a guy who he works with named Ralph. Ralph is a large man, about 6’4”, a bit fat, but you can tell he’s strong as a bull. He also has beaten Dave out for 2 promotions and then, according to my husband, stole an account from him. I’ve known Ralph for several years, we met at company gatherings and various parties. He’s been divorced 2 times and It’s obvious why, he’s a bit of a sexist pig. He’s come on to me more than once, which I told Dave about, and that’s one more thing to make Dave hate him.

I knew what I wanted to do, but had to figure out how and when. I checked him out and found that there is a small bar where he hangs out on weekends. Dave had started playing softball on Friday nights, at least he says that’s what he’s doing, so I decided to go out myself. I dressed up in a short, low-cut dress, a tiny thong, and no bra. I made sure his car was in the parking lot, and I walked inside. Sure enough, there was Ralph sitting at the bar with a drink in front of him and talking to the bartender. It was an L shape bar and I walked over and sat on the other side pretending not to see him. I hadn’t even ordered yet before Ralph called to me and invited me to join him. He asked where Dave was and I said supposed to be playing softball, then he offered to buy me a drink. I ordered scotch on the rocks and finished it in about a minute, he quickly ordered me another.

After about the 4th drink, I looked at him and asked if he and Dave were getting along. He laughed and said “I don’t want to make you angry, after all you are married to him, but Dave is a bit of a prick. I don’t like him and neither does anyone at the office….except Sharon of course.” When he said that he looked like he had said something he shouldn’t but then just shrugged and said “Sorry, but they seem to be pretty damn close.”

I looked him straight in the eye and said “I know all about it. So, do you want to fuck me?” He seemed shocked but said of course he did and we left right away. I followed him to his place and we had sex on his sofa, then in his bed. I let him do anything he wanted to me and you know what? He made me cum multiple times and is a far better lover than Dave ever was. When we were done, I thanked him and told him I’d call him if I wanted a good fucking again. He thanked me and said “Anytime!”

I haven’t told Dave, but I’m posting this hear so he can find out like I did. I’m going to say something that should make it obvious who posted this, if he couldn’t tell already. Dave, we went on vacation to Belize and 8 of us stayed at Little Harvest Caye in 2018. You and I skinny dipped at night with Joe and Carla, and then 8 of us played strip poker. I lost and had to give you a BJ in front of everyone.

Hope you read this you asshole.

Cheating Husband

My husband cheated on me and I caught him. He tried to justify it and honestly, he was right (to a point). We were not in love and we were not having sex, but we were still married.

Then it happened again.

And again.

I had enough so I went for a girls night out with the end goal of getting fucked. It did not matter who, just any guy with a dick would work. The first group of guys we stumbled across were much younger. Remember, any guy with a dick. We started talking and one gravitated towards me. Artie was his name.

I am 5’9 185lbs, white, large boobs and a curvy ass. I actually do Tough Mudders. Since I am so tall, I am very proportional. Artie was over 6’ fall and bigger than me, black, but fit, just like me.

We start chatting and he says ‘so you are married’. Fuck, I left my ring on. ‘Yes, I am married and was cheated on!’ Within an hour I was in his back seat sucking the soul out of his flaccid dark cock. I took pictures and texted them to my husband. After that, I rode him until his cock came in the condom.

My husband was pissed. I was happy. Fuck him!

It Is Implied

I have a voracious sexual appetite that my husband has never been able to completely fulfill. I think by now he implicitly knows what I do and we just live with it. For almost 20 years now, I’ve had at least one new lover per year. It started with my son’s childhood soccer coach. Not long after that I had an affair with the tenant of the rental property we own. Those two studs provided the template I look for - aged 24-35, tall and thin (I find tall thin men tend to have larger cocks). I moved onto sites like Ashley Madison and later Tinder, which have been amazingly useful.

Handjob On Night Shift

I’m a 32 year old married nurse. I enjoy my work as a nurse and have been working the night shift at a local hospital for the past 6 years.

I’m an attractive brunette and have had my fair share of patients (mostly older males) make suggestive comments to me but I have never done anything. I usually ignore them but a few I have casually flirted with back.

About a month back a guy came in and had surgery after an accident. He was in his mid 50s and black. I had to give him sponge baths on the nights I was working and the first night when I removed his hospital gown to bathe him I was to say the least stunned at the size of his penis.
I have bathed many men before and seen different sizes shapes and colors of dicks but he was by far the largest penis I have ever seen. I’m talking like close to 8.5 inches and thick.

He was kinda out of it while I was bathing him and he didn’t get hard because he was pretty gone from the medication. I would say like 60-70 percent of the time men will get hard during sponge baths I give. Most of the younger nurses have this happen as well. Anyway after I give him the sponge bath I go up to the other nurse who had tended to him the night before .

My eyes are bugging out and she smiles at me and says you must have just given him a sponge bath. I said yes and why didn’t you warn me about the size of that thing while laughing. She laughed as well and said she wanted to see my reaction. She said she had to move it during the sponge bath she gave and it was the size of her forearm. We loled Just so you know nurses will talk about your dick if it’s at either end of the spectrum really small or really big but otherwise we have seen many many in the average range.

We briefly talked about his dick and then of course the night moves on with other issues and I had a week off for vacation the following week so I wasn’t back working the night shift until a week and a half later. I come back in and see his name is still on the board and that he is going to be discharged the following day. I was happy to see that he was doing well and was assigned him for that night.

I go in his room about an hour later and this time he is fully awake and very chatty. He is happy to leave but at the same time says he will miss all the attention he has gotten from the pretty nurses and winks at me. I smile back and Iaugh and proceed to check his vitals before cleaning up the room and preparing for his sponge bath.

When I started getting him ready for his sponge bath he smiled and said this is his favorite part. I ignored him but then he made a comment that the other nurse who had been taking care of him seemed to enjoy it even more than him. It made me wonder what my coworker had gotten up to.


So I’m removing his hospital gown and he is smiling at me and this time is dick is at rock hard attention. Before I only saw it soft but now at 100 percent full mast it was seriously a fucking monster lol. Like I tried not to stare but I probably did for like 5-10 seconds before seeing his sly expression and then trying not to turn bright red before going about my work.

I’m washing him and he isn’t saying anything but staring holes through me while his massive dick is rock hard. I go down to wash his stomach area and no joke his dick is basically at his belly button so there isn’t anyway I can wash him without moving it. He lets out a sigh when I move his erect dick to wash his stomach and then bluntly asks me if I have every seen one so big. Once again I go completely bright red which I rarely do. I’m usually good at deflecting or shutting the guy down who makes comments to me. However with his massive dick right next to me I was off my game. So I kind of stutter and tell him no I haven’t seen one that big really not even close. He assures me it’s ok like he is doing me a favor but I’m distracted still and he tells me that most women are curious the first time and I can feel free to touch it and that he wouldn’t tell a soul. I just kinda stare and then on autopilot grab his cock and just kinda move it around in my hands. I didn’t start to stroke or anything but kinda comparing him to my husband whose dick I can stroke easily with one hand.

Obviously by the title of this confession you know what happens. I soap up his cock and he moans in appreciation. I take my time for about 10 mins alternating speeds of stroking. I don’t even look at him just stare at his cock and finish him off with two hands. One to stroke the top and the other the bottom of his cock. He shot his load all over my hands and his stomach. It wasn’t a big load because I found out my coworker was taking care of him. She started the night after we talked and actually ending up letting him finger her too.

Owning My Sex

My husband doesn't want, or can't have sex anymore. He's overweight and hasn't been able to raise a hard on for years. So we've not had sex in a long long time. The thing is, he still expects me to be faithful to him.

I go to the gym twice a week. I swim, I play tennis and I'm part of a hiking club. My husband won't do anything at all to keep fit. Yet he still believes I'm his and his alone.

Well I've not been faithful to the lazy slob now since the lockdowns ended, and not with just one man either.
I have two regular mature lovers and one young man, a neighbour, who fucks me if and when we get the opportunity with my husband always around.

Indeed it was during a rare time with my husband out of the house (Hospital appointment) that I had one of my lovers around. We were making the most of our time indoors having sex (My two mature lovers are part of my hiking club) when my young neighbour caught me sucking on my hiking friends cock.
It didn't stop me enjoying the rest of the hour my lover spent with me, fucking my pussy and arse, but I did wonder if he'd tell my husband.

That situation was resolved two days later when I saw our young neighbour walking up his path.
Five minutes later I took a huge chance when I was on my knees in our kitchen sucking a nineteen year olds penis to life. And greedily accepted him fucking me from behind as I leaned over our kitchen table. My husband was in bed at the time sleeping off his bottle of rum hangover.

The two men I enjoy most weekends are both widowers (55 and 61) and part of the hiking club I belong to. Most weekends we'll hang back after the other members have gone home after our hike. They both enjoy fucking me outdoors and we've had sex in many beautiful places since the last lockdown ended.

I know I'm cheating on my husband, but in every other way I look after him. He doesn't want sex, but I adore the passion and dirty nature of carnal lust. In fact I'd say it's been my most sexually active time during my life and we only have one life. Believe me, I'm not going to stop enjoying my lovers as long as they want to fuck me.

Warehouse Blackmail

When I first started working, I took a job as a warehouse assistant manager. It was a busy location for a National flooring supplier. I made a mistake one night that would have costed me my job - no doubt in my mind! I asked two of my staff to help me and they did it, but with strings.

They worked out getting another driver and trucking company, getting the truck loaded and sent off - (maybe 7 hours late.)

The string was the driver would need some ‘incentive’ to do the run and my staff would need some ‘help’ too whenever they needed it. It was blackmail, but whatever. I was 23 and I needed this job.

That night, I went into the drivers cab and he fucked me completely raw. He totally made me his bitch with his huge cock. Later that night, we went to a private space in the warehouse and I gave blow jobs to the two staff that helped me through this.

I have been giving ‘incentive’ to men since that night. When I need something or for someone to do something, I have no problem sucking their cock or letting them fuck me.

Job With Benefits.

When I was 17, I was in a program that allowed me to attend HS a half day, if you were working in certain fields. I'd leave school at 12 noon, take the bus downtown and start work at 1:00. I worked on the 8th floor large office building in the mail room. My boss was a petite lady about 50 years of age who loved to flirt with me. At that age, I really didn't pick up on what she was really doing. It didn't take me long to figure it out though.

Every evening at quitting time, there was a rush to take the elevator down, sometimes there would be 20 or so trying to pack inside. On more than one occasion I found myself snuggled up behind her and she would push back against me. Once I put my hand lightly on her hip and when she saw that it was me ,she just smiled. She slid her hand back and touched my junk.

Whenever I went to work, I'd make my rounds and pick up correspondence that had to go out that day. One summer after she got back from vacation, she called to me as I passed her office door. When I went in, she showed me some polaroids from her vacation at Nags Head, telling me to check out her sunburn. There were 4-5 pictures of her sitting on a bed wrapped in a towel under her arms. Each picture was more revealing and in the last one, the towel was down around her waist. She had nice round perky tits with pointy nipples. She asked me what I thought and I was dumbfounded. I can't even remember what I said. and she just grinned at me giving me that look.

She asked me about college , I told her I had good grades but my family lacked the finances for college. She told me that the company had a scholarship program that they awarded to one deserving kid a year. She told me she'd love to help me earn the scholarship.

She started to offer me rides home after work so I wouldn't have to take the bus. She'd have me slide over close to her and would rub my cock much to my delight. As winter neared and it got dark early, we would go to a park and she would take off her bra and I'd play with her tits while she sucked my dick and I'd pump her mouth full of cum.

Whenever her husband would go out of town for a weekend fishing or hunting trips, she'd pick me up around the corner from my house and we'd go to her place and have hot, wet sex.
We did it in every way imaginable. Best of all she taught me how to eat pussy, she even had to trim her nails after putting scratches on the back of my neck.

I wound up with a 2 year scholarship to a JUCO in our area. I really had to work hard for it, but it was worth it...LOL.