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Kinda Humiliating

I've always had this secret fetish for pregnant women. Don't ask me how it started because I don't honestly know. I think this explains why I always liked the movie "Knocked Up." The one with Paul Rudd and Seth Rogan in it. I mean, it's a funny movie in general, but that scene when they're fucking, seeing that pregnant lady ride him always made me so hard.

I finally got a chance to fuck a pregnant woman and I totally blew it....literally. She was a little older (36) than me and half Cuban genetics, I think. Maybe Venzulean? I don't really know. She is on the thicker side too. She's one of my neighbors in the same building, I know her boyfriend. They've been together for a long time but he's always in and out of jail doing dumb shit. I got my chance with her while he was doing a stent for driving on revoked.

She was having a hard time so I helped her where I could. I guess being pregnant and dealing with an unsteady financial situation can always be emotionally draining. At any rate, I feel like I'm dragging this out so just to get to the point. I was consoling her when one thing lead to another and we started making out. It got to the point where I was starting to worship her big 7 month belly. Just kissing it and sucking on it, especially in the belly button area. I had so much precum in my pants by then, and, bro, my erection was to the point it started to get painful, lol.

She eventually sat down on my dick and that's when things took a turn for the worst. I have never, in my life, felt a pussy so good as that. Was it because she was pregnant? Was it just her in general? I don't know. But that pussy felt like a furnace it was so hot. I busted my nut in seconds. I told sorry and that if we just kept kissing I'd get hard again. That's exactly what happened, and round 2 didn't go much better. I lasted about a minute before emptying my balls again.

I felt embarrassed and just decided to rub it out for her since my dick was whipped. Still though, I couldn't help but feel embarrassed for days to come. Even know I still am, and her boyfriend is back. I still go over there from time to time, because I smoke a joint with him. I'm starting to get nervous though. No telling what he'd do if he found out. Which is just another reason to keep him close. And she still acts like she wants me, even though I don't know why, lol. But she gives me the goo-goo eyes all the time, which I'm not sure is such a good thing considering he might get all the more suspicious about it.

I'm thinking about moving honestly. The embarrassment and paranoia is starting to get to me. Maybe he'll do something dumb like steal car and end up back in jail. But I'm not sure I want to hang around and hope for a what if.

College Gang Bang

When I was in college, Columbus Day weekend was a weekend where a good amount of students when home for a few days. My sophomore year, I stayed on campus.

It happened so fast. Me and five guys (friends and acquaintances) were all drinking and I started getting flirty. Yes, this entire situation started because of me. Words turned into playing strip poker, strip poker turned into me naked and performing sex acts to pay my poker debt. The guys touching my tits and pussy, me giving lap dances, me stroking cock, etc. I will fully admit, I knew where this was going. I was horny as fuck too.

Then one guy says, we want more. It is time for blow jobs or sex to pay the debt. I ‘unwillingly ‘ agreed. I basically got on my knees and crawled from cock to cock, sucking on each for a minute or so. They knew they had me, so they all walked into the common room and stood there waiting for me. I stood up, followed them and got on my knees again in the middle of them.

These five guys fucked me like a 20 dollar whore for the entire weekend. We took breaks, but I was a sex toy, to be used for their pleasure all weekend. It was so much fun!!!

This happened one other time with all of them, but all of them kept fucking me until college finished.

Mature Heaven...

I met Marge back in in the pre-Covid era at the gym where I worked as a personal trainer. She started out in my small group training (3-5 people). She was 42 at the time and a little chunky, but had big boobs and hard nipples. I later found out her boobs were not real, but "Real expensive" she told me. She looked really hot in her tight, form fitting workout clothes.

After Covid hit, the gym shut down for 8 months and Marge asked me if I wanted to train her at her home and earn some cash. We sat things up for Tuesdays and Thursday mornings. I brought over some mats and other gear and we'd do all kinds of stretching and core development exercises.

The second week of training, when I got to her house, she answered the door in a robe open almost to the waist and told me she had overslept. I waited in the living room while she got dressed. I could see her slipping on her workout clothes down the hall thru the partially open door in her bedroom. For an older gal she had it all and in the right places.

That Thursday, when I came back for the next training session, she was wearing the robe again and complaining of soreness in her calves and thighs. She lifted the robe up almost to her ass and rubbing the back of her legs asked me if I could do massages.

I wasn't trained to do massages, But I wasn't going to miss this opportunity. I had her lay on a mat in the floor on her stomach and I knelt across her ankles. I started to massage her calves and worked my way up to her thighs and she began to wiggle and twitch a little. I asked her if it hurt a little and she told me No. She said it felt great.

I kept rubbing her thighs moving me hands up higher, when she reached back and pulled her robe up exposing her fine round mature ass. Then she looked at me innocently and asked me if I could "do her front".

She rolled over and opened the robe exposing her body completely, She bent her knees up and I lowered my head between her legs and licked her neatly trimmed pussy til she shook violently and let go with a trembling orgasm.

I hate long confessions, so I'll just say she then sucked my cock and we fucked twice that morning. I moved in with Marge a week later and have been here ever since. Best of all she helps pay my bills and I have another older gal I'm also doing..... Mature fucking heaven !

Room Service

I am a college student and I work at the downtown Marriott in the room service department. I am tall and fairly good looking - I do the 4:00pm to midnite shift on Fridays and Saturdays.

During the Christmas holidays, I had a couple order a bottle of wine around 9:00pm and I delivered it to their room. An hour later, they ordered a round of doubles and I delivered it to their room. She answered the door in her bathrobe and the lights were dimmed - I just dropped it off and left.

Around 11:45pm and 15 minutes to closing, I get an order for another rounds of drinks. I head up to the room and the girlfriend opens the door. I walk in and the boyfriend is passed out snoaring. Her robe was opened exposing her tits and nice pussy. She tells me that her boyfriend is sleeping and she drops her robe to the floor laughing.

She lies on the couch and starts playing with herself - she tells me to undress quick ! I try not to make much noise and get totally naked - I stand next to the couch as she blows me and gets me hard and wet - she has her legs wide open and I just slide right in and feel her warm and juicy pussy. I fucked her on the couch for a good 15 minutes - she eventually turned over and wants it doggy style - I do another good 5 minutes until I burst all over her ass and back. We are both giggling trying not to make noise.

I get dressed, pick up my tray and she leads me to the door - she has a big smile on her face and kisses me good nite.

Vapid Sucker

A few years ago I was in graduate school but hanging out at times with some undergraduates in a student group. One very young woman, Laura, seemed immediately drawn to me for some reason, and obsessively sat near me and wanted to talk with me alone as much as possible. I humored her, but honestly didn't find her very attractive and she seemed rather shallow to me. I don't think she was objectively ugly--she was thin with dark hair, white, somewhat angular and maybe a little awkward but otherwise somewhat average looking. I think it was more her personality and her obsessive desire to talk about everything that came into her head that turned me off. Still, it felt good to get some attention, and so when she asked if we could watch a movie together, I was fine with that.

She came to my house with a DVD, and we sat through a decent film she had picked out, some romantic comedy whose name I don't recall. We sat on the couch just barely touching most of the time, but I could feel some vibes between us, she definitely wanted something to happen. Eventually I held her hand and she began to lean on me a little bit. Feeling any woman that young that close was certainly turning me on, and about 10 minutes later her hand wandered across my legs and felt my rigid bulge, which she began to gingerly brush against. I stopped the movie with the remote and said that this felt good. Soon she turned her mouth right up to my ear and asked "do you want me to give you a blowjob?" I said I wasn't expecting that, but didn't want to turn her down. She slipped lower on the couch and I assisted my cock out of the zipper so she could start bobbing her head up and down my shaft. It was the first blowjob I had gotten in my new place and it felt very strange to look around at my familiar setting at the same time I was getting this unasked for pleasure. I only gently caressed her back, half-expecting her to stop and give up or ask for something else, but she just kept sucking and in less than five minutes I suddenly let go into her mouth. She swallowed my cum, then sat up and leaned against me again. We finished the last half hour of the movie, hardly saying anything about what we had just done. I turned to her and admitted that felt good, and she again caressed my legs and discovered I was hardening again. So I got a second blowjob! This one took much longer, and I actually got a text message in the middle of it and picked up my phone to answer it, this didn't seem to bother Laura at all and she just kept sucking me like she didn't have anything better to do. I realized at some point that I was actually somewhat bored, and wasn't sure if I wanted to have her around anymore, but I was curious how this would end so I let her stay at it. I even got soft briefly but she kept sucking slowly and soon I was again rigid. At least a half hour passed silently, during which time I again picked up my phone a couple times to do something online. This was out of her sight as she was firmly in my crouch from the side, but could probably tell what I was doing if she was paying attention to my movements. In the middle of looking at something on wikipedia I could feel I was going to cum again and stopped for a minute to just stare at the wall ahead of me while I ejaculated into her mouth.

She was pretty good at fellatio, but frankly boring to talk to, and I felt I could never live with this woman, so I didn't encourage a relationship. She soon drifted off without animosity and I hope she found someone who she matched with better.

I Shouldn't Have Done That

I spent last night drunkenly fucking with my little brother. He's not that much younger, he's 40. We both recently got separated from our spouses and went partying together. Things got out of control after the Uber dropped us off at his place. We started reminiscing about when we were teenagers, about 15. Back then, every so often, we fooled around together. Our parents were out working most of the time, so we kissed. Then the kissing turned to groping. We never dared to go all the way, but that little secret of ours was always kind of present in the bck of our heads. We always had this unspoken tension. It finally came to a head last night.
It's not like I didn't enjoy it. I was drunk enough to be uninhibited but not enough to not remember anything. I just kept cumming, and moaning, and cumming. He's gorgeous, his dick is good and he know how to please a woman alright. I even let him cum inside me every single time (I'm on the pill, so it's ok), and we slept together naked.
I was the first one to wake up, and the guilt just came rushing up to me. I snuck out and he only made contact recently to check up on me. Said I was alright, but I don't think I really am. I feel tempted to do it again but I know it's just so wrong. I feel so guilty, but that was also the best fuck I've had in ages. I felt a strong connection. He texted "we should talk", and I agree, but I'm afraid of what could happen next.

Naughty Wife Flashing The Hotel

My wife, 51, and I were staying in a hotel a few weeks ago on a little vacation. We were having a couple drinks, she had just showered and was wearing a white cotton bathrobe from the hotel. There was another hotel across the street with rooms facing ours. I jokingly suggested she should give them a show of her big tits (36DD’s). Without hesitation she got up, walked over to the huge window, dropped her robe and pressed her tits against the glass. It was a wall sized window so she even spread her legs and pushed her pussy against the glass. She stayed there for a couple of minutes putting on her show. Hopefully someone was able to enjoy the show from across the street.

Seeing her be so naughty was so hot. When she turned around her nipples were completely hard. I commented about them and that it must turn her on showing herself to others. She said it did and she noticed I was hard and asked me the same. I admitted I liked it a lot. We were both so turned on that she led me right over to the bed for some great sex before going out on the town!

Always The Mistress

In was 1986, I was a tax accountant for an oil field service company. This were very bad, housing costs busted, layoffs were everywhere. It was a scary time and you kept your head down and not attract attention. I was sitting at my desk and the Director of Planning walked into my office, a very small office, but an office. He closed the door and undid his belt and unzipped his pants and took his dick out and walked around my desk and stood in front of me. "You suck the dick of the man that takes care of you" and I sucked his dick. I didn't get laid off and I was transferred as an analyst to his department,

I sucked his dick after that and he got my pussy. He protected me from layoffs, and kept me employed during the worst of times. Even after he got married. Before he got married he brought his wife around and introduced her to me, "This is Claudia" and she gave me her hand. When he was with me I called her to let her know he was at my apartment, I called her when he left on his way home. When she had a baby I went to the hospital and sat with her. I baby sat for her too.

I'm going to turn 61 and I have sucked his dick since that day when they laid off half the workforce and he has owned my pussy all these years too. He retired in 2020, fed up with the rules after he sold his company. He kept me while I was unemployed and got me a job at the end of 2020 and I sucked his dick the way I do when I want to show him he's the man. I was encouraged in my thirties to have a child but I couldn't, not being a mistress. Mistresses don't have children, their wives have children, we take care of their children and look after their wife too.

At Campus Party

I had a breakup about 2 weeks ago, my boyfriend dumped me for a kinda fat girl. She was "better" than me in bed he said. I'm attractive, nice slim body, 5ft. 8 in tall, weigh 125lbs, shapely with C cup boobs. I was at a campus party with a lot of friends, then my ex showed up with his fat girlfriend. I drank more than I should but that is not listed as an excuse. I did everything fully knowing what I was doing and now I am so ashamed.

I let two boys strip me in front of anyone and everyone. I then let them lay down a blanket and fuck me on the floor with the party going on all around us. After the two of them both came inside me (something I'd never done before except anally a few times). Then another really cute boy started kissing me, soon another and the first one stuck his cock in my mouth the other started fucking me. The one in my mouth was about to cum and pulled out and shot on my tits, the other came in me. Through the night most guys took multiple turns, but I let 11 different guys fuck me, and at least 10 use my mouth.

My ex's girl was standing there watching disgusted. My ex watched in open jawed amazement as he knows he was only the second cock inside me. They both left the party and he very loudly said he was going back to get some GOOD sex from her. She very loudly said she would fuck him better than he ever had.

I'm so embarrassed after. All my girlfriends were there, they all saw me getting gangbanged and guys come up all the time now thinking they can take me out and fuck me since they either did it already, or saw so many others doing it. I went from a girl with only 2 guys in her past to a gangbanged slut. Everyone knows. Now I'm scared to death that I might have gotten pregnant since they all came in me.

It's such a horrible thing to endure. I can't stand it, feeling like I violated myself, and my total upbringing.

My Huge Tits And What He Did To Them

I am a korean woman by background, born here in the USA. I have black hair, and sideways hair on my pussy. I have DD titties with nipples that are brown and stick out half an inch when I'm not excited. They are also half an inch thick. I can't go without a bra as my nipples poke out too much. I keep in very good shape, 5ft. 6in and 135lbs. My live in boyfriend initiated me into anal about a year ago. I was embarrassed that I came from it the first time he did it. I came after only about 5 minutes, then he started going hard and fast and I came twice more before he finished inside me.

I have never refused him anything sexually, and even got a girlfriend to join us on a few occasions. He has gotten me used to, I guess you'd call it Tit Abuse. It hurt at first, grabbing and squeezing, pinching my nipples so hard. But I got to where I like it, I crave it, and if he is fucking me it's and he starts squeezing and twisting my nipples really really hard, I cum faster and more times.

Last weekend he had me tied to the bed and was pinching my nipples really hard, then he took something sharp and kinda poked my pussy with it, then up to my tits. He poked all around, it was arousing in a way. He pinched my nipple on one side and pulled it hard. My tit and my nipple were stretched. By this time my nipples were about an inch long anyway since I was aroused. Then I felt it, something sharp and moving in, but not a really bad hurt. He did the same with the other side and when he took off my blindfold, I had two accupuncture needles through my nipples. Since he's put longer ones through my tits and even my pussy lips. Honestly I don't like the pussy lips but he does. He puts three in each of my tits, then moves them around and squeezes and it hurts but oh so good.

He says I'm a sub slut. I know I was a slut, didn't know that I was sub till now. Last night with four needles in each tit, he rolled me over, mashed me into the mattress to some pain and had hard, rough anal in me. I came four times.