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Best Sex Toy EVER!

A little about me: I'm a 27 year old Asian girl who just moved to Des Moines (Iowa for non-US people) for work. I work for an insurance company and they really wanted us back in the office... it's been so lonely not knowing anyone here, so I adopted Ducky about 3 months ago from a lady who posted on Craigslist. I didn't know anything about him, not sure what to check or anything, I was just excited to have him. The lady said he's too dangerous to be around. Oh well. I didn't know he was intact until I brought him to get his haircut for the first time and they commented on it.

ANYWAYS I'm still with my boyfriend of 6 years, we're just long distance now. He's still in med school. One night, after sexting, I was suuuuuuper horny. Bad habit of edging heh :p
I was spread on my bed naked rubbing away when Ducky hops up. I was a bit confused what caught his attention, so I sat up a little. It was dark in the room and I felt him sniffing around. Figured he'd just settle down to sleep at my feet when I felt something hot push up against my mound then something rough and wet flicking its way over my clit. OH MY GOD it sent me into convulsions and it just wouldn't stop. I think I screamed when I orgasmed. It was a lot, I curled up into a ball and continued to shake. Ducky left me alone after that.

That planted a seed and I kept thinking about it. I was so embarrassed at work knowing that I had these thoughts running around in my head. I couldn't confess it to my bf either. Ducky eating me out became a regular thing for about a week. Honestly, I was so addicted that I had to have him lick me before work, after work, and before bed...

I honestly felt bad though. I felt like Ducky was doing all the work and I did nothing for him. After a few nights of research, I made my decision. On a Friday night, I stripped down, managed to get socks on his feet, and teased him by going on all fours to run around the room with him. Once he started sniffing and licking me, I crawled to my pillow and towel setup. Denying him for a few moments did the trick, he mounted me and clamped down hard. He was twitching behind me and I did my best to line us up. He prodded my butt cheeks a few times really hard, until BAM! I felt something hot and hard slide inside me.

I knew what to expect, but nothing could've prepared me. I gritted my teeth and screamed something along the lines of, "Fuck! FUck! FUCK!" Ducky just gave it all to me. No man has ever... or will ever compare honestly. His pounding quickly sent me into an orgasm but he didn't stop. All I could think about was clenching down on him to maximize his pleasure.

Soon enough, the pressure began to build as his knot expanded inside me. I'm a small Asian girl, so this was really stretching me apart. Ducky must've loved it. We stayed tied for quite awhile, his pulsing making me orgasm again. He started jumping around, his knot pulling at me until he turned and that was a whole other sensation. At this point, I was slumped down on my pillows in a stupor.

The pressure began to ease and he pulled out with a loud plop. Some of cum splashed out and dripped down my legs. I collapsed, exhausted.

Well, that's how I got started. My bf and I still sext, but I definitely save myself for Ducky every time. Sometimes I let Ducky eat me out while sexting my bf ;)

I guess I'm officially Ducky's bitch... I'm glad to be a special kind of slut :)

My Wife Made My Dream Desire Come True, It's More Than I Can Handle

We hired a young lady to come work for us. My wife and I have a small consulting business and she was looking for general clerical help. This young lady fit the bill, she was willing to work part time for what we were able to pay. This was all in normal times, before the crazy work problems that are going on right now. What my wife liked about her was her resourcefulness and her pleasant character. What I liked about her was her very white skin tone, her blue eyes, and her rack. She had nice legs too, but I'm a tit man and always have been.

Being a small office of three we got close with her and on more than one occasion we helped her with bills that her part time salary couldn't cover. My wife invited her to some of our family gatherings. She and her family were on the outs. And one Saturday my wife invited her over to swim in our pool and have hamburgers on the grill. It was my birthday, I was turning 30. That day my wife decided to go topless. She has a nice rack herself, the envy of many a skinny girl.

It took the better part of the afternoon for my wife to convince our young lady to drop the top. This girl has magnificent tits. After a while she was more comfortable and we ate hamburgers out by the pool, the ladies topless and me with a hard dick. After we ate and the ladies had cleaned up, I was sitting by the pool staring into nothing with a beer and my wife came by and lowered her tits to my face and held my face in them. After a moment she said it was time to come in.

On our bed, in all her glory, our young lady was waiting. All she had on was a bow across her pussy, he head on a pillow, her arms above her head. Do me proud, my wife said, and show Christie how much you like her. And that afternoon we had our first threesome. My wife watched and participated and Christie watched and participated, and I did the best I could trying to keep them interested and 'happy'. There is a lot to the saying about biting off more than you can chew, if the girls hadn't been able to entertain themselves with each other I don't know if I would have been able to please them both.

I learned my lesson, don't ask for what you can't deliver. Christie is everything you can want in an employee, and more than I can handle in the bedroom department. If I didn't have my wife to be my second, there is no way we could keep Christie on our payroll, and happy between us.

When I Lost My Job

About a year ago, I my job was consolidated and I had to find another income source. My husband has a good job, but we need my income. Being 24, I knew I would find something else.

One night my friend invited me out. She knew I was down a bit about my job and she felt like she could pick me up with a night out. I quickly realized the night wasn’t what it seemed.

She got me in the car and says ‘look, I lied to you. I need someone to attend a party with me, but it isn’t what you think. I am an escort on the side - as well as having my full time job. I was offered a lot of money for tonight but I needed to bring a friend. Before you say anything, hear me out. I am making 2000.00 just to show up and dance. Whatever else happens is extra.’ I was speechless. Utterly speechless. ‘Really?’ ‘Yes really!’

Needing the money, I went along and played the part of her friend. We split the 2000.00 and yes, I was asked to do other stuff. I cannot go into those details, but it was an extremely prosperous night….and I did it for the money.

I told my husband. He reacted as I hoped - supportive for reason I did it. He asked if I had plans to do it again and I said that we should talk about it. That was a year ago. We no longer live check to check and I work about 20 hours per week.

Hung And Powerful

I have to confess one of my most embarrassing sexual moments. My husband and I are swingers and I have seen my share of cock.

I have been telling my husband for years that I wanted to have a hung bbc or two fuck me silly. With some effort, he finds three (all friends) that, from their pictures, seemed to fit the bill as hung.

We met them on a Friday night for a drink at the Casino bar. All good guys and obviously into what the plan was - three hung black men fucking a desire filled white woman.

When we agreed it was time to go to our room, I was nervous, excited, horny, wet. My husband had the emotions like mine, but he had a bit of a worry about what my pussy would be like after this evening was over. In hindsight, boy was he ever right!

It took 10 minutes in the room for me to be naked and on my knees. These men had teased my pussy into a frenzy at the bar and on the elevator. I did not need any other encouragement….on my knees I went.

The amount of cock that was planning on taking me that night was indescribable. Thick, dark, bulbous heads, glistening! I quickly realized this would be the perfect evening or it would be my demise!

So my confession: these three men literally fucked me inside out. The pictures and video my husband took showed my pussy gripping so tight that you could see the inner walls of my pussy outside of my pussy with each pull out during a good fucking. The contrast of white and black was mesmerizing and stark. So hot! But the most embarrassing part was my queefing. I was fucked with such vigor and power with such big cocks that they made my pussy fart for much of it. Incredibly naughty, slutty, dirty - like nothing I had experienced before. At one point, I looked at my husband and he was there just videoing me, his dick rock hard. I felt bad but these men made that go away with each change of positions.

After three hours, they had finally finished me off. I tapped out and got a shower. When I came out, they were all watching the videos - was I that slutty? I literally was fucked silly! And yes, as I cleaned my pussy in the shower, I was fully gaped - my pussy was changed forever.

I Did The Unthinkible

I work for a large progressive company that if i said the name most people would know. I am in mid-level leadership and I have all the right degrees and experience for advancement and have been advancing very well! I am driven and an "A type personality" i am a real go getter and i make great profits for my department.

But for five years I have been stuck and had no advancement. Even though I am the top earner in my department i have watched men with lesser success be prompted as department heads in other offers over me. I did everything to be advanced, got certifications, went o workshops, hired mentors, met with executives and ask for pointers, and nothing for 5 years.

Next week i finally start as a department head in another city. My family is in the process of moving now. I am finally promoted after 5 years but i am ashamed to admit I got this promotion "on my knees". I can believe as a 43 year old wife of 17 years and mother of 2 that I knelt in front of a senior exec and betrayed my family and sucked dick. I should be above that. I should never have to stoop to that, especially at a company like this. If you had asked me a year ago I would have told you those things don't happen any more, those days are over. I would have told you Harvey Weinstein was the end of an era. It's not true, sexual favors in the work place for advancement is alive and kicking it's just more hidden and protected. They don't approach you, they starve you out until you approach them and offer. Thats how they protect themselves these days.

On his floor, after hours, tits out and being fondled, mouth pretty much being fucked, my senior exec was literally going on about how great of a department head i would be, and how i was more then qualified, and how he was glad i was finally understanding "proper Incentive" for advancement for a woman of my tenure. He didn't care at all that i was a 43 year old wife and mom, a professional more then qualified deserving respect for my tenure. He explained lots of people are more then qualified, he could justify every promotion on paper to HR. He said, some candidates though go the extra mile and "swallow" extra work. I got the hint, and yes i swallowed his seamen.

I feel so guilty. As a wife i feel disloyal. I know i cheated. I didn't do more than suck dick, but i did multiple times spread over months of time. I went home to a loving supportive husband knowing i was cheating on him to advance. My driven career minded self became more important than him. I made love to my husband knowing i was sucking another man off. It's over now, I am promoted, and have start confidential therapy to work thought my guilt. But I will never admit to him or anyone outside of therapy what I did.

My Past Has Too Many Men So I Don't Discuss It With My Husband

I know most people don't understand. We grew up lower middle class, not destitute but close to it. MY mother worked for law firm as a file clerk, my father was long gone. We lived in a trailer, my mother, my older brother and me. My brother and me slept in one room, our mother in the other room. We slept in bunkbeds.

Now for the part that people ignore. My mother came home with men, some left her money, some didn't. If she didn't come home with a man there was no money, so she came home with a man. We heard everything. My brother would beat off while my mother was getting fucked. The bed shook and I had to lay there and listen to him beating off and my mother getting fucked. I started to put my hand in my pants and I found my clit and I found I liked to rub it. I rubbed my clit when my brother beat off. In order to be more comfortable I spread my legs wide open, and I took my panties off. My brother would stand and look at me and beat off.

One day he fucked me. I was 12 and he was 16. I liked it and I let him fuck me. I liked it more than rubbing my clit. One night when he was fucking me my mother heard us, and she and the man that was fucking her broke into our room and caught my brother between my legs. She screamed something about you don't fuck your sister, but it was too late. The man grabbed my brother and said something like son leave your sister alone. After that my mother didn't interfere when my brother fucked me. We fucked all the time, it was better than beating off or rubbing my clit.

My brother joined the Army when he turned 18 and finished high school. The men who fucked my mother now fucked me too. I was 15 and a pretty good fuck. I had never sucked my brother but I sucked the men who came over. They liked that. We got more money. So my mother didn't interfere. No one ever tried to fuck me in the ass, no one ever tried to beat me, no one ever treated me bad. They liked fucking me and they came over and my mother got more money.

After I finished high school I got a job where my mother worked. This one lawyer gave me the look and I sucked his dick and let him fuck me. He convinced me to go to school and he paid. I worked part time and went to school part time and moved into an apartment. I liked having him fuck me, he was always nice and he was always horny. He came to see me to fuck, so we fucked. One day my mother told me that she wanted to move in with me and she moved out of the trailer. But since I had my friend come and see me to fuck, she got the little room and I got the big room. She still had men come over to fuck her, some were nice, some not so much. I was fucking the lawyer at work so I didn't fuck those men.

It took me six years to finish college. When my brother came home on leave he slept with me and fucked me. My friend from work came over and fucked me. I fucked almost every night. But I did not fuck the men that came to see my mother.

One day I went to Macey's for a g*ft. I met a man in line and he complimented me and I said he didn't look so bad. We talked and went for coffee at the Starbucks and I went home with him and gave him a blowjob to completion and later let him fuck me. After seeing him for a while he asked me to move in and I left my mother at my old apartment. My new boyfriend was a bit of a prude so I never told him about my mother and her friends, or about my brother and me or about the man at the office.

I played the role with him of the perfect girlfriend who knew how to fuck and he asked me to marry him. My mother came with one of the men that used to fuck me. My brother came and my friend from work came, all three men used to fuck me. We got married in a church and my mother walked me down the isle. We went on a honeymoon to Santa Fe, NM. He never brings up my past and neither do I. The only man that I fuck other than him is my brother.

It's Starts As A Joke And Goes From There

So this story will begin the tale of my encounters with my Mother In-Law.

Toward the end of September of 2021 my wife’s Mother sold her home which was 3 hours away of us. She was hoping to find a place near or in the town we lived in. The sale went quickly through and it was decided she would stay in our attached apartment until she found a home to buy.
Fast forward to the first week of November and I leave for my yearly hunting trip. My 70 year old mother in-law is still living with us. 6 days later I come home at around 10pm and parked by the shop and walk up the house. I find my wife in her night clothes and surprise her, (she was expecting me to be home 5 hours later). I’m sure when I walked in she had been fingering herself. Needless to say after a few minutes of talking I told her I needed a shower and suggested she join me.
Now we both knew her mother always went to bed at around 10pm and we assumed she’d be sleeping. We ended in bed and the foreplay was rather loud. We had shut the door. While my wife was riding me “cowboy style” she was moaning loudly.
All of a sudden we heard her mother’s voice, “ Sally? Are you ok?”. My wife replies, “ We are fine”. Her replies, “Who’s we?” In a low voice I tell the wife, don’t answer, but she does and her mother goes away.
The next morning the wife has gone to work and I’m in the kitchen having coffee when my mother in-law walks over. She tells me sorry for “last night” and I look her in the eye and tell her I don’t know what she’s talking about. I go on to tell her I have only been home for about two hours. The look on her face was priceless and she got all flustered and walked back to her apartment. I didn’t tell my wife about my short conversation with her mom and apparently she never brought it up with her daughter.
I think my mother in-law may believe her daughter had some man in her bed while I was gone. That will lead to my next confession about my now close relationship with my wife’s mother grew to what it is today.

Her Bosses Wife

My wife and I attended a lunch invite from her boss John and his wife Elaine in June.
After eating our lunch my wife and her boss stayed on their patio to discuss issues at their workplace.

Elaine took me inside to supposedly show me a piece of sculpture she'd made. When I saw it, I was a little embarrassed to say the least, as it was of her husband's small cock (4.5 inches erect).
Turning back around I saw Elaine stood with her skirt up and her hand inside her knickers. She said something about me having a big one and wondered, her words "If you'd fuck me".

Now bent over the sideboard in their hallway, she moved her knickers to the side and almost begged me.
I honestly couldn't help myself, and within a minute I had my fully hard cock out and slid it up the fifty two year olds soaking wet pussy.
I'm not going to say it was the best fuck in the world, yet Claire did orgasm twice before I came deep inside her beautiful pussy, and she even wanted to suck my cock clean afterwards. Unfortunately we heard John shouting us and we eventually rejoined them outside.

It was all over in less than ten minutes, but it was long enough for me to know, I'd love to fuck her again, and for much longer.
Back with my wife and her boss outside, without a hint of embarrassment on her voice, she told John she'd been showing me her sculpture.
She then said this "Kev Really appreciated my talents honey".
Claire emphasised the Really part and John's smile, as well as my wife's couldn't have been wider and more telling.
Driving us home, my wife said John had wondered if I'd like to let Claire take a sculpture of my cock. It took me a few seconds to realise what she'd just asked me, but before I had chance to answer my wife added this "John's thinking of promoting someone. I REALLY hope it's me. I think you should allow Claire to sculpture your manhood".
I'm not kidding, I was absolutely speechless. The whole lunch thing, and Claire showing me the sculpture, plus the sex, had all been to ease my wife into a new job.
And so it appeared my wife and her boss, were perfectly happy with me fucking Claire.

Since our lunch on the patio, my wife has taken on a new role at work, with a greatly improved salary. As for my part, I've been visiting Claire twice a week most weeks. And the sex is utterly out of this world. She's such a horny slut and as I've found out, adores extremely rough anal sex.
And what's more, is John has watched us fuck several times, wanking each time.

Last week Claire sent me a picture and a message, not long after I'd been round fucking her. The picture is of her squatting above John's face. He's tonguing her pussy and arsehole, which I'd not long cum inside. Her message and this is it exactly "Now he knows how good your cum tastes".
It appears John enjoys being a cuckold for Claire, and sucking cum out of his wife's pussy and arsehole. And it also seems my wife is more than happy for me to keep her bosses wife well and truly fucked.
Normally I wouldn't be attracted to a woman Claires age, but then she is one very special and very sexy housewife.
And what's more is everyone involved, especially me, is extremely happy about our 'agreement'.

8th Grade Science Teacher

My 8th grade science teacher was amazing. She was in her mid thirties, married and had two kids. Definitely the hottest teacher at my school. She loved wearing dresses. Her body was amazing. Huge ass, huge tits and a beautiful face. All the kids had dreams of fucking her. There were even rumors she had fucked a high school student or two. I was nervous whenever she came around.

She had taught my older brothers and sister. So she was friendly to me right away. I had class with her the last period of the day. It was my favorite class. Just looking at her made me hard. But she was really into physical contact and would always put her hands on me. She’d rub my shoulders or do little things like caress my arm or lower back. It was probably nothing but I loved her touching me.

She chose me as her after school worker. I got payed for doing nothing. I’d go play ball with friends or just watch TV in her class. But she still signed my time sheets saying I worked. One afternoon she asked me to rub her shoulders. She said she was tired. I go to her desk where she’s sitting and get behind her. From my view I can already see down her dress and her lovely breasts. I start, then she begins to moan like she loves it. She undoes her shoulder strap for better access she says. But now I can clearly see her whole breast. Nipples and all. It only last a few minutes but my dick was extremely hard.

Since we were at boarding school and couldn’t leave without a chaperone, she liked taking us on trips. Sometimes we’d go far or sometimes just into town. The long trips were the best. We’d have a bus driver and her and I got to sit together in the back seat. Together for hours was awesome. I was having an attitude one trip, didn’t want to go despite being next to her. So, on our way back she just grabs my hand and holds it on her lap the rest of the way. After that we held hands every time.

It was November now. We went on a trip to an amusement park. It was hot during the day but got cold at night. I was dressed warm but she wasn’t. She had a dress on with a light jacket. On the ride back some guys decided to lower their windows and the bus got cold very fast. She wraps her arm around my arm, grabs my hand and she lays her head on my shoulder. After a little while she tells me her legs are cold. I give her my jacket to cover her legs. A couple minutes later I ask if her legs are still cold. She just guides my hand under the jacket and puts it on her leg. They were still cold and without thinking I start moving my hand up and down her leg. She says it feels good because my hands were warm. She puts her head back on my shoulder while I rubbed her leg. I stopped rubbing to keep her warm and was just feeling on her now. She moved her leg a little and my hand was feeling her inner thigh now. I thought she would stop me but she didn’t. My hand got close enough to her pussy that I was rubbing outside her panties with a finger, then two fingers, then three. Finally my whole hand was rubbing her wet pussy through her panties. It felt amazing to do that to her. I fingered her for a few minutes. When we got back it was late. We both had fallen asleep.

Not long after the trip I fingered her on. Our class was outside doing nothing. I was joking around with my friends. She was sitting with the girls on the grass. She had a dress on and when she got on her knees she looked sexy. All the guys were making sex jokes about her. I made a comment about having her give me head while she was on her knees. The guys were laughing and she says what’s so funny. I get embarrassed immediately. One of my asshole friends tells her and she and the rest of the class is shocked I said that. She looks upset and send me back to class and says to wait until she gets there. Everyone thinks I’m in trouble, even me. At the end of the period school ends. She walks in and shuts her door. She tells me to sit down. She then says what did you say out there. I hesitated and was scared but she kept saying you wanted me to do what. I finally tell her, I say I told them I wanted you to give me head while you were on your knees. She just says I thought so. She gives me a little kiss and puts her hand on my lap. She makes me hard then rubs it through my pants. It doesn’t take long for me to cum. I feel scared after but she kissed me again and tells me to go to my dorm.

Our last nature walk together was great. There was about 14 of us in class. We let everyone go ahead of us and we held hands walking in the woods. By the time we caught up with everyone some of the boys jumped into this little pond that’s back there. The girls didn’t need much convincing to jump in. They immediately took their clothes off and jumped in only in underwear. The teacher and I are sitting and watching them swim. Then some of the boys want her to get in. But she’ll only do it if I do. I undress then the whole class watches her undress. She had matching black bra and panties. Her tits looked like they were gonna fall out and her ass was great in those panties. We swim together and I’m pretty sure she let a few guys feel on her under the water. After we’re done swimming they all put their clothes on. She made everyone leave except me. I brought her clothes to her and watched her take her wet bra and panties off. She put her dress on and we walked back to campus. School was out so everyone went to the dorms. I carried her wet panties to her car for her. She got into trouble for the swimming thing. Some girl complained. We had to write statements defending her. After that we didn’t do much. I was sure we were going to have sex but it didn’t happen. The last time we did anything was at a school dance. It was dark and I fingered her behind the stage. The music drowned out her moans.

The next year she was gone. I didn’t reconnect with her again until I was an adult. I joked and said if she’s ready to run away with me yet. She laughed. To me she still sexy at her age. I still want to fuck her.

Guilty

Hi... I've had this stuck in my mind for a long time and I don't know who to turn to. So here goes, maybe your thoughts will help me move on.

I married my husband because he's a good man. Good in every way except for in bed. I've definitely had my fair share of cock in college. He lost his virginity to me. About a year into our marriage, I was definitely aching for more experiences. Out of the blue, an ex messages me saying that he's in town for a business trip and would like to catch up. I knew it was a bad idea.

Well, I told my husband that I'd be meeting a friend from college for dinner because "she" was in town for a business trip. He smiled, told me to have fun and to take my time, he'll be playing his video games. Day of, I changed from my conservative work outfit into a more risque lacey mini dress and 5 inch pumps. My ex greeted me in front of the restaurant, I could feel his eyes scanning me up and down. He reserved us a little booth in the restaurant. We do the usual catch up conversation at first until we get to the topic of our marriages. Turns out, his wife has been working night shifts for the past month so things were pretty dry for him too.

We couldn't handle it any longer. We boxed up whatever was left of our dinner, drove to his hotel, and I quickly found myself nude on all fours on his bed. He wasted no time mounting me. Like actually mounting me, he pushed my head down before standing over me to stuff his cock deep in me. We both let out a loud, "OH FUCK," and continued to fuck like mad. I came on his cock, he cums inside me, he eats me out, I suck him until he's hard again, we do all our favorite positions.

I went home with some cum in all my holes to find my husband playing his video games. At least I had fun too?