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I Cheated

We have been married for 18 years. I never cheated on anyone before and I thought I’d feel more guilty. I didn’t mean to cheat. I mean it’s weird to say it was an accident, but I didn’t go into anything intending to cheat.

There is a guy Chi that is in my husband’s group of friends. He is always really flirty with me. My husband told me that they once had a threesome with my husbands ex-girlfriend when they were teenagers. He suspected she continued sleeping with Chi. I thought that it was water under the bridge though. My husband never said he hated Chi, or anything like that. I knew they weren’t that close, that’s all.

I wasn’t that daring when I got married. My husband got me into flashing. Also my husband gets turned on hearing about guys I find attractive and hearing about guys I’ve been with. I’ve been with a lot more people than him and it also turns him on. He has had me pretend during sex that I’ve cheated, so what follows felt like a natural progression to me.

So one night we were all drinking at the Hilton Bonnet Creek in Orlando. We only live about 30 minutes away. Drinking is not something that happens that often. Maybe a couple of times a year. We had planned on staying the night. A few of us were staying, the rest were just there for the evening.

After getting good and drunk in the lazy river, we decided to go upstairs and change so that we could go out to dinner. I was naked in the bathroom when I heard my husbands rowdy friends come in. My husband opened the door with all of his friends peeking in at me, to tell me that they were all going to one of the other guy’s rooms for a minute and that he would be right back. We planned on going to Disney Springs for dinner. I thought they had all left the room.

I came out, still not wearing anything and Chi was sitting there in the edge of the bed. I was surprised so I made a noise and covered myself. He said something like, Don’t mind me. He said he figured he would keep me company. I remember thinking to myself who leaves their drunk, naked wife in a hotel room with another man?

Leading up to the next part is a blur. I was standing there and Chi was rubbing my butt and standing in front of me. Something was said by Chi, like my husband wanted this. That’s when I blurted out that he fantasizes about me having sex with other men. Chi said he knows and that’s why he was there. He is fit and tall. A really good looking guy and it would be a lie if I would say that I didn’t want him to when he leaned in and kissed me. I don’t love giving oral unless I am extremely turned on. Next thing I knew, I was on my knees giving Chi head.

Chi picked me up and tossed me on the bed, then went down on me. It wasn’t long before he was fucking me. It was all a blur, but we changed positions several times so I know it lasted a while. We both passed out afterwards. I then woke up to a loud noise, it was my husband stumbling in the door, totally shitfaced. I realized later it had been several hours since he left. So much for him coming back in a “minute”.

My husband saw Chi climbing out of the bed still naked and started yelling at him. I jumped up and tried to stop him from coming at Chi, but he pushed me into a little table and I fell onto the floor and got a huge bruise. He went at Chi, but in his drunken state, Chi just punched him and I think knocked him out. I went over to my husband to make sure he was OK. Chi put on his clothes and left.

When my husband came to, he started yelling at me so bad, I eventually threw him out of the room. I told him that he was the one that left me drunk and nude in a room with a man he knows had a thing for me. He said he didn’t know Chi stayed behind and that I knew he hated him. I didn’t know he hated him. He then started calling me names and that’s when I kicked him out.

We have since made up and I haven’t and hope I don’t ever see Chi again. But I admit that I still think about that night and it turns me on. I think more the situation than Chi, even though Chi is easy on the eyes and from what I remember, a good lay. If the situation was different, I wouldn’t mind fucking him again.

What Happens On The Cruise... Little Black Dress

So my Mrs is, or used to be, a conservative soccer-Mom ish type woman. Conservative college, conservative clothes, conservative in bed, you get the picture. However, she is built like a brick house, think Big Bang's Bernadette before she got her reduction, 32FF all natural. In the past she always tried to hide them, but it's nearly impossible.

So pre-Covid her and her girlfriends decide to go on a cruise, a we're all getting in our mid 30's and want to live a little party. I was fine with it, had no reason to think anything about it, so the preparation began.

Somewhere along the line she got into this am I still sexy and desirable, which she definitely is, but you guys know how it is, you tell them how sexy they are and they look in the mirror and see one tiny flaw and convince themselves they are getting old and no man would want them, that we only do because we're their husbands.

The week before she left we went out to dinner to a nice upscale place. When she got ready she had on a black respectively short dress, but the front was cut down to just above her navel and you could pretty much make out the curvature of the large twins.
"Damn!" was pretty much all I could say when I saw it. I was shocked.

At dinner we probably had 4 or 5 young waitershovering over her to fill her water glass every time she took a sip. I found it pretty amusing watching their eyes drop down to her ample bosom trying to get to the side to get a fully peek.

So the little black dress was for dinner on the cruise. I was fine with it and impressed that she looked so hot and wondered what the response would be from her friends, some of whom are even more conservative than her.

After they got back, I asked her how it went and she mumbled "fine". I would say give me details, and pretty much all I could get was the food was good, unlimited drinks, and they laid by the pool alot. I found that kind of odd because she's usually full of information and wants to relive the entire trips.

I asked her friends about it and none would provide any info. I finally got one to crack and she told me that B had worn her little black dress to dinner, some of her friends were shocked, some jealous, some were on board with the new her.

She said B was invited to the Captain's Table and there were one or two extremely handsome gentlemen who took a strong liking to her and stayed glued to her side, laughing and drinking.

After dinner all of the friends were going to go to the entertainment and B was nowhere to be found. She finally came back to the cabin about 3am looking very mussed up. She immediately took a shower and went to bed. Next morning they asked her what happened and she said she had went with the two men, had some drinks and talked most of the evening and wouldn't say anything else.

I thought about asking her about it but know how she is and she would get defensive and never tell me anything, so I'm waiting for the right time when she will spill it.

I was supposedly the only man she had sex with in her life, if she had sex with one or both as long as she was safe I'm fine with it, glad she could experience it if that's what she wanted and it was a turn on. I'm pretty sure it happened. Some day I will tell her if she did it was ok, as long as it was a one-off, and to give me all the juicy details.

And she has to wear the dress for me more often....

The Past I Never Tell My Wife

My wife and I tell each other of our pervious sexual encounters, we go into great detail and it excites us both. However; the one thing I won't tell my submissive wife is how I learned to be dom when we play.

Back when I was 23 I was on the east coast and I hired a hooker, from a BDSM club. She was switch she'd be domme or sub. I had tried dommes, crossdressed, got pegged, even one time let a mistress reward another male slave by letting him fuck me. I never did the switch though. So I met with Gabrielle, she was dark haired, pale skinned, beautiful face, incredible figure, trimmed bush, gorgeous legs, and nice full B cup tits. I wasn't very good at being the dom, didn't really know what to do, So I started stretching her, making her put two fingers and fuck herself, all the way to four fingers and her thumb but not all the way in. I lubed her up and started licking her clit. She asked if my girlfriend or wife knew how lucky she was having someone who could give head that good, she orgasmed about 3 times, then I shoved her hand into her pussy with a shock of pain on her. I said to pull it out, but she said no, if I wanted it she'd do it. She kept it there, then started moving it in and out a bit. She said she'd do it as long as I wanted as long as I licked her again after. I moved up kissing her tits, then forced my cock into her mouth and face fucked her rather savagely. After cumming she looked at me and pulled her hand out of her pussy and said that if I ever switched, I'd be made to pay for that.

Our time was up, so she wrote her name and number on a card and told me to call her after 11pm. I did, I went over, we did oral, we fucked and by the next morning we were making love. She became my girlfriend, I moved in with her and for 3 years she worked as a hooker in dom-sub houses and at home we did everything including switching, and I learned a lot. For non sexual reasons we had to split up and about 6 years ago I met my now wife. She was really sub, but liked to play a lot too. She told me I'm the best at being dom with her and made her do things she'd never imagined. When she asked how I learned to be that way, I just said I had an active imagination.

Instead it was a woman I hired, I lived with while she whored herself out, and was the fuck of my life, probably the love of my life.

The Niece

She isn't actually my niece. She was my wifes niece. My wife died and I was alone for a couple years. I moved to Europe, big house overlooking the Med. I came home for the holidays, and found out that my wifes niece was divorced now as well. She was jobless, and wanting to get away so I suggested she come to work for my company in Europe. I paid for French lessons and she moved in with me. Nothing sexual at all, it's a huge house she was literally in another wing from my bedroom. After about 6 months she and some friends her age would come over to swim and being S.Europe they all went topless. Even the niece who was taken aback at first when her friends took off their tops in front of me, she was now going native. I couldn't help but stare, she had a perfect body, and the most perfect, firm natural tits you could ever imagine.

She started swimming without her friends around, and in a string bottom, and no top finally asked if I minded if she just went swimming nude. She couldn't see why with no one around we couldn't just do that. So she took off the bottom, dark hair offset her blonde hair on her head. I confessed that I probably shouldn't take off my shorts and she knew why. She came over and took them off of me, and sucked me. I licked her, we swam and gave each other another orgasm and swam some more. That was the first day she slept in my suite, the next day she moved in her clothes and started sharing in cooking duties, and making sure the maids took care of the house and laundry well. She took over food purchases, and became our hostess when we entertained which was quite often due to business. After another 6 months her parents wanted to come over to see her and visit for a while. We were in the Paris office when they arrived, the staff let them in and we returned after a couple of days.

I discussed her moving to her old room, but she told the staff to make sure her parents got that suite. She stayed in mine with me. Her parents couldn't really put it together yet, but on the third day some of her girlfriends came over and when my former brother in law and his wife sat up, there was their daughter and 4 other young women taking off their tops. My niece, wife in all but legal means, told her mother she was being too American and too provincial in her attitude, it was Europe and women take their tops off at pools and beaches. Her husband was ogling the other women. When their daughter made dinner, acted as hostess for them that night, and kept touching me at dinner they got their first taste of what was really going on.

It all came out when we headed to bed together that night, I got fucked like I was the last cock on earth that night, niece on top and riding me being very vocal. They stayed a month, never did stop looking at me like I'm some lecherous guy (I am) but she was not my blood niece and she started the sexual side of things. She likes being here, she likes being away from a domineering mother, and she likes being the woman of the house.

so do I

What Are The Odds?

So, out of all the millions of porn videos out there, one day I came across one when I was searching for college age girls masturbating. It caught my eye, turned out it was my niece. I didnt believe it at first, but the more I checked, the more I found items that matched. Her makeup, bra that Id seen when they stayed at my place, her room that I had stayed in, j*welry and bracelets she wears.

Odd enough.

So we have a local TV anchor, shes very attractive with huge somewhat saggy appearing nice floppy tits. I was browsing on xhamster and sure enough I found one I swear is hers. Face exactly the same, body, arms, hair, cheeks, eyes. She is dvorced and I wondered if maybe her hubby posting nude pics of her had something to do with it.

Whether its her or not, its close enough for me to think so...

Maybe I need to get a lottery ticket, lol.

Room Service

I was working at the Marriott Hotel in the room service department as a student and one night I got an order for drinks. I went up to do the delivery and this good looking cougar opened the door. She was wearing a skimpy summer pyjamas - I went inside the room to the table and I was checking out her nipples as she was signing the bill. I felt a sexual tension in the room and I said thank you and I left.

Twenty minutes later and just before my shift ending at 11:00pm, I get another order for the same room but this time for a bottle of wine. I entered the room and it was dimly lit - she was still wearing the skimpy outfit - this time as she was signing the bill she asked me if I wanted to stay for a glass of wine - I said yes with a smile.

Well we drank that bottle of wine and in no time she had me out of my room service uniform and we were on the king size bed. We had hotel sex - it was dirty and raw and fun !! At around 2:00am we were in the large glass shower soaping each other up - I felt she needed to let off some pressure and I was on the recipient end of it all. We went back to bed with the lights out but we had sex again and I still remember how she was riding my cock as the sun was starting to glow in the hotel room window.

She woke me up around 11:30am with a succulent wet blowjob - she was all dressed and she told me she had to go to catch her flight. I never got her name, or where she was from or who she was - I didn't really wanted to know - she was just one of my most memorable fuck !

First Time Affair

I’ve always had that usual fantasy of an affair but never dated try it. Once night, while home alone while hubby was away on business, I decided to get onto Tinder, just to check out what it was like. I have never tried it before.
Five minutes in and I had matches and messages. I was feeling particular cheeky, and had even uploaded a photo which was something of an upskirt that showed off a little more than you’d expect, and somehow it never got picked up. Either way, it was a rush.

I matched with this guy who is basically nothing like my husband. He’s older (I’m 26), muscular, a biker with some tats and bald. I honestly never considered that my type, but I felt drawn to chat to him. We ended up chatting late into the morning, and started texting photos back and forth.
He sent one which just set my heart racing; wearing a rubber cock ring and his length was unbelievably thick and veiny. I honestly couldn’t stop staring.

Now I’m nothing like the sort of girl who would be seen with a guy like that. I’m professional (educated and work in an office), short cropped brunette, B cup, 5’7, nice hips, firm booty and waxed smooth. But we ended up organising to go on a date. I wore a black tight dress that hugged my curves, a pair of thigh-high tights and a pair of black strappy heels.

He was a total gentleman during the date, but honestly I was behaving like a total slut by the time we got back into his car. I couldn’t keep my hands off him, I wasn’t even thinking about my husband at this stage, I was totally focused on jerking his cock as we drove back to his place. By the time we pulled into his driveway I already had him down my throat, I have no idea how he kept focused on the road.

We ended up in his room with him railing my pussy. He was way bigger than my husband, which I knew from the photos and our ride home, but I literally felt like he was stretching my over his member. He wore his cock ring the whole time too, which I LOVED!

Best Interview Day Ever

Almost 30 years ago I had a job interview at a university in a small town whose economy seemed to depend on the school, some agricultural processing plants which stunk the place up, truck traffic from the highway that went through it, and not much else. It clearly wasn't a match, but they put me up in a motel and I had an extra night to look around at what it had to offer, there was just one small cafe nearby where I went to eat and started talking to a waitress just a few years younger than me, Alice was short and chubby with brown hair, and had a kind of open disposition but wasn't exactly cheerful, in fact I told her that my impression of both the university and the town weren't great and she quickly agreed, this place was a sty she wanted to get away from, but she knew a lot of people ended up just stuck here. Traffic kept her cafe busy, but there weren't many options beyond that.

I thanked her for confirming my impressions of the town and commiserated with her a bit--my current job was also in a small town in a different state and this clearly wasn't a move up. I left her a good tip, then figured I was going out on a limb, but said I wasn't doing much else that evening so if she wanted to talk more I was in room ... at the motel across the street. She mentioned that she worked until 9 but didn't commit to anything, and wished me luck in getting this job if I wanted it, or a better one if it came along.

Well, 9 and 9:30 came and went, so I figured that was it and at 10 showered and started to settle in, 11 was close when I heard a knock at my door. I quickly let Alice in and she apologized for coming late, she said she hooked up with some girlfriends after work and hoped I was still awake. She was apologetic but I quickly reassured her that this was fine, I welcomed some company after a long lonely drive, a somewhat alienating interview experience, and the hopelessness of moving from one dreary place to another. We talked more about the town and how she didn't find many people she liked there, and actually enjoyed some of the cafe visitors more even though most of them were just as boring as anyone else, but at least a few weren't. Somehow the conversation went to history and politics and she talked about loving the 60s, it just so happened that I had been reading a Time magazine article which looked at the 60s in a dim light, and we agreed that it wasn't a perfect time but there was a lot of potential there and some actual change for the better.

She briefly mentioned how she got sore walking and carrying stuff around so I offered a shoulder rub. She quickly agreed and sat in front of me so I could relax her muscles, and said she loved how I did it. My robe was fairly loose so when I moved my legs apart for to rest against the side of the bed I was sitting on, it basically exposed my groin, though she was facing away and neither of us said anything about this. I rubbed her neck, shoulders, and head, all of which visible relaxed her and she made some pleasing noises, frequently praising how I was doing it. Unsurprisingly this made my dick hard as a rock, and I adjusted myself just enough to keep it comfortably unconfined, though didn't try to press it against her or pleasure myself directly. As she leaned her head or body from one side to another so I could reach different places, she ended up resting against each of my bare thighs, and at one point leaning back again so that her neck rested against my penis. I was nervous that as it throbbed she would feel its hardness but she didn't say anything but kept asking me more about where I had lived before and what I wanted to do in life, which was live somewhere other than either of us were, some place with some culture and appreciation for progressive politics and a happy future for the world.

She then shifted just a little bit as I kept rubbing her neck, turning left so I could do this with my right (stronger) hand, and essentially rubbing her cheek against my hard penis. There was no denying that she could feel it now and didn't mind. She said something about not wanting kids, at least at this time in her life, and avoiding guys who set that as a priority, or a default assumption, I agreed that that wasn't in my plan either she then said that she loved sex but thought it should be about pleasure and love, not just making babies--and as she did so she turned her head a little more so that her lips were touching my purple dick head, closing on the skin as she finished several of her words. I couldn't reach her neck as well now and didn't want to apply any pressure, letting her stay in control as she obviously knew what she was doing, and just gently caressed her skin as we kept talking, without either of us commenting on the obvious fact that my cock was practically in her mouth now, she was on the right side of it and pressing it a little to her left with her chin or lips so it was pressed against my left thigh, again talking like nothing unusual was going on. Then she was quiet for a minute as she basically started sucking on me lightly from the side, from the edge of the head to around the first inch of the shaft, just opening her mouth a little as if to taste it and holding it there to get a feel for it. I quietly watched her do this for a while, then she turned a little bit again and without a word faced me straight on, letting my penis point straight forward, and took my entire shaft between her lips. I'm not quite sure she deep throated me all the way but it was close, at least 4 and maybe 5 inches down, slowly sliding back and forth. Her eyes were closed as she did this and her hands on my thighs. Amazingly, she never needed to come up for air, and only gradually increased her speed, then beginning to touch and squeeze my balls and finally hold my shaft and pump it as she sucked. I went from soft moans to "oh yes, oh yes" for a few minutes as she occasionally opened her eyes to look up, only to quickly look back down at my pelvis or close them again Finally I couldn't hold back and squirted a huge load into her hot mouth and holding her shoulders for support as my pulsing slowly subsided.

She sucked me for another minute or two until I told her that was enough, and made sure to lick me clean gently as I said "thank you, I really needed that." She said, "you're very welcome," and sat up on the bed. I asked if I could do anything for her but she said she just wanted to lay next to me for a while and kept her clothes on. We lay there a long time and I finally said I was getting sleepy, saying she could stay if she wanted but she said she ought to get home and soon left, again wishing me luck in my career. I was never back in that town, and sometimes wonder if she found another traveling guy who could take her away to someplace better, as I wasn't able to do at that time.

My Mother And Me Share The Same Baby Father

I have something that bothers me but I can't really discuss it with anyone I know. Both my mother and I are pregnant, same father. At first we agreed one of us needed to abort, but neither one of us did. We are due in four and six weeks respectively. My friends believe my 'donor' is anonymous and I chose to get pregnant because I'm single. I don't divulge that my mother is also pregnant. My mother's current live in is the father.

Ex Sister In Law

I divorced several years ago. I moved about 50 miles away to be closer to my biological son. My ex (Cindy) is a beautiful woman (5'7" 135, brunette, curvy, 34 DD - implants, and a beautiful face). Her sister (Kelli), was 5 years younger, and just as beautiful, but with huge (natural) breasts that same size as my ex. Kelli is a mother of 3 kids. She's 38, but looks to be in her 20s).

One night, I'd gone to a small resturant that one of my friends owns after playing golf all day. I was just sitting at the bar, when in walks my ex-sister-in-law, Kelli. She was with a friend whom I didn't know. So we hug and they sit down at rhe bar beside me. Kelli tells me she had been divorced for 6 months (I had no idea since my ex had never told me, which I found odd since we still talk a couple of times a week.). Kelli told me she was in town for several days on business and we should hang out since her friend was married and her husband didn't want her out every night. After several hours of drinking and flirting, they called an Uber and left. I went back to my condo, and just as I was walking through the door, my cell rang. It was Kelli. She was more than a little drunk and asked if I could come to her hotel or if she could come to my place. She just didn't want to be alone and wasn't ready to call it a night..so I went. We had been chatting for a couple of hours, and it was really late (2 AM). I started to leave and she asked me to stay over (and not mention to Cindy), but just keep things platonic. So I agreed. She went to change, and came out with a thin t shirt and pajama bottoms. Her nipples were very noticeable and her boobs jiggled as she walked. The conversation eventually turned to sex, and she said my ex had some interesting things to say about our sex life. Apparently she knew about every fetish, fantasy, and deed and she confessed it used to turn her on hearing about them. She even admitted she thought about what it would be like to be her. I said, "I have to confess, I always found you sexy as hell, with the best natural tits. I wondered what they were like. ". She said, "They are just tits. And pulled off her shirt exposing her tits. Omg, they were amazing!!! Areolas slightly larger than Cindy's but about the swme color. We began rippinf each others clothes off and as soon as a saw her cleanly shaved pussy, i went down on her. That set off a night of the wildest, kinky sex. We fucked every way imaginable, even doing anal for her first time. Over the next 3 days, we fucked about 6 or 7 times.

The next week after she went back home we talked every day and both knew we couldn't ever be together because of Cindy. It would just be too much... So we agreed to stop talking and put it in the past.

4 months pass by, and Cindy surprisingly wanted to meet and talk about getting back together. A month later we were back together. I called Kelli to tell her and we've agreed to never let Cindy know. But every time we are around each other, we can feel the tension and the heat. She even whispered to me once "Are you fucking my sister the way you fucked me?" And laughed.